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CareerRe: I Earn £50 As A Naked Cleaner - British Lady by Ratello: 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2023
Davidson1010:
Hahaha hahaha 🤣😂. Naija girls go soon copy this one
That is if they have not been doing it already
RomanceRe: Video: Man Collect Phone He Bought For Girlfriend After She Used Tinubu's Photo by Ratello: 6:34am On Mar 10, 2023
PoliticsRe: Election Results Of Obio-Akpor LGA In Rivers State: IREV -Vs- Official Results by Ratello: 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2023
Ezeego1:
Original Inec results from IRev
Please can you get a clearer picture this one you sent looks blurry bro. If you don't mind do it for me. I need it
PoliticsRe: Election Results Of Obio-Akpor LGA In Rivers State: IREV -Vs- Official Results by Ratello: 3:46pm On Mar 06, 2023
garfield1:
It will all end in court
Go and sleep it is game over for Tifnubu/APCheats. How do you explain the soaring numbers of evidences stacked against APC that are being released by plain-minded INEC staff tired and mad at Tinubu's rigging style to be overlooked at the law court. Tinubu is a rogue and shall be treated as such.
PoliticsRe: BVAS: Saturday’s Gov Polls Might Be Postponed Over LP, PDP Court Order by Ratello: 6:06am On Mar 06, 2023
That's the best thing to do.....postpone the damn thing and let justice be dispensed.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Nigeria Election: Original Results Released By Yiaga Africa, Others Has Re by Ratello: 3:54am On Mar 06, 2023
I must confess, it is game over for Tifnubu, YiaGa don't play around.
PoliticsRe: Election: Atiku Defeats Tinubu In Landslide At Izala Polling Unit; Deji Reacts by Ratello: 2:32pm On Feb 20, 2023
ChybuzzDD:
You'll need to do some studies on delusions, hallucinations and other symptoms of Schizophrenia
I swear grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Election: Atiku Defeats Tinubu In Landslide At Izala Polling Unit; Deji Reacts by Ratello: 2:22pm On Feb 20, 2023
OfficialAPCNig:
While Izala are busy holding a meeting to know who to support in the NW, Anglican in NW were also holding a meeting for PO.

According to them, NW CAN authorized them in a letter to vote for PO. I have video evidence.

The funniest thing is Izala is the largest Islamic sect in NW while Anglican and ECWA are the two largest Christian denominations in the NW.

Now the question is, who is backing Tinubu?
So I heard nice one, coast is clearer for Atiku. The North are wise
PoliticsRe: Explained: How Latest Data From INEC Shows That Tinubu Has Lost Already: Pics by Ratello: 2:12pm On Feb 20, 2023
MrEverest:
Mathematically, Tinubu can't win any SW state with more than 50%. In fact, chances are he may end up losing one or more SW states.

People have not even realized that Tinubu has no base as it stands now. SW can't be referred as his base because it's more or less a battleground 🤣🤣
Tinubu is losing Osun, Ogun and Oyo States mark it
PoliticsRe: How The North East Will Vote (final Prediction) by Ratello: 2:19am On Feb 20, 2023
Sweetberry123:
What this APC fanatic has done is give APC at least 25 percent in all NE states and conveniently PDP 25 percent in only 4 or so states. So even with the current dissatisfaction and disillusionment towards the APC, you think APC will get 70-80 percent in some NE states? APC will even win up to 35 per cent of NE votes. Tinubu is on the ballot in case you don't know. Only the Northern elites want Tinubu and thankfully they are not in the majority. Atiku is winning both NE and NW hands down. Tinubu can not even get 80 percent in Osun, yet you want him to get it in Yobe/Gombe? This one is blinded by sentiments. Tinubu would be buried politically in the NW/NE come Feb 25. Tinubu will fight, yes since he loves fighting but it will be his last battle, it will be his very own Waterloo. He will go down fighting.
That guy is one funny clown.
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Can Never Be President He Didn't Merit! by Ratello(op): 1:32pm On Feb 19, 2023
aariwa:
Your analysis sums up every reality which shows you are a keen follower of events happening not all these kids . I wish to also addd that immediately he won the primaries buhari signed BVAS into law to ensure a level playing field for everybody which totally frustrated tinubu followed with this second blow of naira redesign which I totally commend buhari for . Tinubu desperation and greed does not have limit . I heard from grapevine he was the mastermind of the Ondo Catholic Church massacre because he got wind of information that northern governors were about to take APC from him 2 days to primaries same thing tambuwal and co did to Wike. The killings was to blackmail the north into ceding power or how can you explain that for the first time boko haram or bandits denied responsibility ( something they should have been glad of) of killing of Christians even after police was paid to mention them.According to eye witnesses On the day of the killings non of the killers uttered a word as that would have given them away as to where they came from and their faces were fully covered and it was well planned on a day of bazzar of the church
Tinubu is gone and if care is not taken, Buhari might be forced to pick this fraudster and drug lord kingpin up anytime soon. I am really in shock as to what you just shared as regards the Owo Massacre that demonic man is too desperate to do anything for power so I don't doubt it. I also heard few minutes ago that some huge pack of cash are being recovered from hidden homes linked to this same demonic man which prompt me to say Buhari might bite hard by the time he returns from Ethiopia. A very terrible man indeed
PoliticsWhy Tinubu Can Never Be President He Didn't Merit! by Ratello(op): 4:24am On Feb 19, 2023
Asiwaju would have bought votes for as much as N50k per vote if CBN did not stop him.

He wants this presidency so much that he had cash stored in vaults in billions ahead since 2019.

His ambition to be president was why Ambode, a sitting governor, was ousted despite pleas that he should be allowed to complete his second term and a new puppet installed that would aide his ascension to Aso Rock without any question when it comes to reeling out Lagos state funds for it.

The same way he made every candidate in the APC primary looked like nothing is what he planned for this election.

During the primaries, some northern governors were given 1million dollars each. A certain wife of a powerful man also got a new house gift in Dubai worth 5m dollars. Everybody around Buhari was bought.

Even after they had previously agreed with the president for a consensus candidate, Buhari was shocked to see all APC governors suddenly insist on primary elections.

The man bought even Buhari's maids, cleaners and cooks.

That was when Buhari realized that if he allows this man take over from him as president, he will sell Nigeria and turn us all to his slaves.

The man began plotting on how to ensure his money does not get him there and that was how genius Emefiele hinted the president of the strategy of the new notes.

Now for you to carry N10,000,000, you will need 50,000 pieces of N200 notes, meaning you will need a bullion van.

Bubu show the city boy say him be old soldier..

Since then, his partners in crime have been crying like hungry lions.

Buhari locked Dasuki up for almost 4 years against court order, they did not talk. Buhari kept Nnamdi Kanu in detention against court order, they did not talk, Buhari detained El zakzakky against court orders, none of them talked and many more but suddenly they want the same Buhari to obey Supreme Court so that their candidate can buy votes?

Bush meat has now caught the hunter...
PoliticsRe: Coup Scare: I Regret My Action, Will Be Careful In Future, Says Fani-kayode by Ratello: 4:53am On Feb 14, 2023
Thinkam:
grin, when Tinubu loses and any Agbado tries rubbish, they'll be met with same response and give equal testimony.

Atiku is coming
Exactly what is in my head....
PoliticsDr Dayo Kayode Bares It All On Atiku (A Must Watch)! by Ratello(op): 1:26pm On Feb 11, 2023
Dedicated to Atiku Supporters and lovers of Good Governance! A masterpiece and class of touch from the media savvy man of great exposure. Dr Dayo Kayode is a well known TV and Radio guest whose exposure on politics, security and information as regards philosophy and religion is well known across boards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRiMXqmVCU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sYVVF5TKAE
PoliticsRe: Prediction Of 2023 Presidential Election By Deji Adeyanju by Ratello: 3:29am On Feb 11, 2023
ganisucks:
I pity who will listen to you, sha.
You can't take madness and cvcksucking on Tinubu's.....eerr from these lost ones. Tinubu is gone and gone to hell....
PoliticsRe: The INEC’s “BVAS-Report” Versus The “Synchronised BVAS-Report” by Ratello: 4:00am On Feb 02, 2023
What the tribunal did is more bypassing the process of the rules guiding the issue brought before it as it was established in the New Electoral Act.....by deducting votes and declaring a winner in an election where there are irregularities while declaring an unpopular government the people already rejected before now winner proves money has graced many palms.....too late now for Oyetola. I see the Court of Appeal reversing this shitty judgment and the Supreme Court affirming it.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Am In Talks With Kwankwaso, Obi & one of them may possibly come - Atiku by Ratello: 4:22am On Feb 01, 2023
ybn1306:
Obi or Kwankwaso more popular than Atiku? You are a dreamer
I swear he is not even a dreamer but just living in another planet where dream is a luxury grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Bursted!! Emefiele, Bawa, Are Working With Atiku by Ratello: 2:30am On Jan 30, 2023
Johnnyessence:
the clueless drug trafficker Tinubu is a clueless goner, Tinubu will be thunderously defeated in February 25th presidential poll. Congratulations to Atiku Abubakar in advance. February 25th presidential poll is highly sacrosanct
You can say that again....
PoliticsRe: 2023: Atiku Vs Obi, As Buhari (CPC) Pull Out Of APC by Ratello: 2:18am On Jan 30, 2023
Validated:
4 weeks to Nigeria Presidential elections, the Tinubu's renewed hope has fallen apart as Buhari's CPC and nPDP technically pull out of APC. The trillions hoarded by Tinubu and his accolades are quickly turning to mere toilet papers as CBN policy put a fatal noose on the old naira notes.

Tinubu's attempt to meet Buhari over the weekend was rebuffed as Buhari instead welcomed the CBN governor. It is believed that CBN may have released less than N500b while it is retrieving about N3.3Trillion from circulation, most of which were hoarded for vote buying.

The above leaves the presidency to a straight fight between Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar of LP and PDP, respectively.
I don't need any link attached to this to believe its veracity. It is plainly the truth and will soon be dawn on naysayers.
PoliticsRe: 19 States Where Tinubu May Lose This Presidential Election by Ratello: 1:25pm On Jan 26, 2023
onuman:
...and who is the Nigerian in his right senses that will vote for a man, Tinubu, suffering from Parkinsonism with speech defects, forgetfulness and shuffling gait, to preside over Nigeria in the 21st century?
No Nigerian will want Nigeria to be taken for a pariah state by Western nations who know very well about Tinubu's past drug trafficking offences, if by any miracle Tinubu becomes president of Nigeria.


My brother some folks operate under a grievous curse and huge spell and this is why they MUST vote for a useless thing like that agbero master.
PoliticsRe: *7 Reasons Why Jandor Will Beat Sanwoolu Silly* by Ratello(op): 10:12am On Jan 12, 2023
Obagreatdatoye:
Make I laugh small
I am sure you mean to say, make you cry small
PoliticsRe: *7 Reasons Why Jandor Will Beat Sanwoolu Silly* by Ratello(op): 10:10am On Jan 12, 2023
Akinyomichael:
Even tinubu could not have defeated Aeroland in Lagos west.
Adebule will come distance 2nd to Aero
Of course, who is Adebule or is it Adelule that one will be thoroughly beaten
PoliticsRe: *10 Reasons Otunba Segun Adewale (Aero) Will Beat Dr. (Mrs) Idiat Adebule Silly* by Ratello(op): 10:07am On Jan 12, 2023
Aeroland's track records truly speak volume....

PoliticsRe: Michael Achimugu Vow to Expose Atiku Abubakar Because Of Dino's Attack by Ratello: 7:42am On Jan 10, 2023
donofdons:
This man is a total idiot. He is releasing useless information in other to help Atiku’s opponents who is even more corrupt. All because Atiku attacked the man over his drug dealing issues in USA. No nigerian politician is a saint and corruption thrives even e amongst Nigerians of the poorest sort. Nigerians only complain about corruption when they are not benefiting from it.

I am even impressed by the audio because I know all nigerian politicians are rotten, but Atiku proved in the Audio that while he is not clean like all others (we knew this already) , he doesn’t believe in blatant stealing like the one done by the fools who simply transfers state resources into thee accounts with impunity. The audio is an indictment in PDP and hence all Nigerian politicians who belonged to that party around that time. The money was paid to pdp via an SPV, not to Atiku and it was done under OBJs directive.

I even respect Atiku for telling OBJ not to do open corruption like is done nowadays, but to at least mask it via consultancy work via SPV. That’s the way it is done in most developed nation. Not with bullion vans and crude Ghana must go bags.

This has even convinced me to vote Atiku because the devil I know respects himself and does things in a civilized manner. Not like the crude fellows who carry it inside Baba Riga and Agbada.
You truly listened to that audio message well.....that guy shot himself in the foot with that video and I really pity him.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Attends APC Presidential Campaign Flag-Off In Yola (Photos) by Ratello: 4:54am On Jan 10, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:
I am firing them on Twitter and Nairaland at the same time
You just enjoy suffering and smiling on top nothing......just look at him
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Ameachi Lands In Yola For APC Rally by Ratello: 4:37am On Jan 10, 2023
EarlierDawn:
Dude, don't deceive yourself. Tinubu won't see 5% here sir
Don't mind those Lagos politician political analysts grin grin grin they play too much forgetting that agbero Tinubu is only known in Lagos. Dude is finished already
PoliticsRe: 17,299 APC Members Defect To PDP In Sokoto by Ratello: 6:09am On Jan 04, 2023
Agbegbaorogboye:
Garfield1 is still sharing percentage on another thread
That APC clown no go kill pesin cheesy grin grin very funny and annoying....remember he said to you that Tinubu will garner more than 70% votes in Kwara the same Kwara where APC is so fragmented ooh....just check what I dug out below;

BREAKING: Abdulrahman Govt a huge Calamity - Okada riders in Kwara Declare

*....Deny burning #Osuwa caps,*

*...Say those burning caps are Skit makers hired by APC Govt*

Okada riders in their hundreds have criticised the Abdulrahman Govt for bringing calamity to Kwara with so many unfriendly policies and killing taxation imposed on transporters in the state since 2019.

The Okada riders, who unanimously condemned attempts by agents of Abdulrahman Govt to use their association for political mischief to mislead the public about the evolving #Osuwa slogan, which has organically spread in the minds of average Kwarans, they said none of her members across the state will suppprt the APC government again.

The commercial riders denied burning OSUWA souvenirs, noting that those faces in the videos are not known Okada riders in the state but skit makers being sponsored by agents of the Government to mislead the public.

"Who can tell us they are not tired of this government? As Okada riders, we've not benefited anything under this administration. The APC government has brought huge misfortune upon us since 2019 as prices of Oil, tyres and petrol are on the increase."

"Things were not as bad as this during the PDP Government, we know what we benefited under Saraki and other PDP administration and we are not ingrates" - Said some of the leaders of the unions who spoke from their respective parks across Ilorin.

The riders also challenged the Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq APC-led administration to name any tangible benefit it has offered commercial transporters since 2019 except for stoppage of all benefits their members are used to in time past .

Copied!
PoliticsRe: 17,299 APC Members Defect To PDP In Sokoto by Ratello: 6:02am On Jan 04, 2023
garfield1:
Tinubu will have nothing less than 75% in kwara son
I know you hardly learn but must argue blindly....


BREAKING: Abdulrahman Govt a huge Calamity - Okada riders in Kwara Declare

*....Deny burning #Osuwa caps,*

*...Say those burning caps are Skit makers hired by APC Govt*

Okada riders in their hundreds have criticised the Abdulrahman Govt for bringing calamity to Kwara with so many unfriendly policies and killing taxation imposed on transporters in the state since 2019.

The Okada riders, who unanimously condemned attempts by agents of Abdulrahman Govt to use their association for political mischief to mislead the public about the evolving #Osuwa slogan, which has organically spread in the minds of average Kwarans, they said none of her members across the state will suppprt the APC government again.

The commercial riders denied burning OSUWA souvenirs, noting that those faces in the videos are not known Okada riders in the state but skit makers being sponsored by agents of the Government to mislead the public.

"Who can tell us they are not tired of this government? As Okada riders, we've not benefited anything under this administration. The APC government has brought huge misfortune upon us since 2019 as prices of Oil, tyres and petrol are on the increase."

"Things were not as bad as this during the PDP Government, we know what we benefited under Saraki and other PDP administration and we are not ingrates" - Said some of the leaders of the unions who spoke from their respective parks across Ilorin.

The riders also challenged the Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq APC-led administration to name any tangible benefit it has offered commercial transporters since 2019 except for stoppage of all benefits their members are used to in time past .

Copied!
RomanceRe: Know Your Zodiac Signs And Meanings by Ratello: 4:49am On Jan 04, 2023
*1. JANUARY*

Ambitious and powerful. Born leader. Stubborn nature. You always stand out in the crowd. You love to live the good life. Romantic at heart. Deep thinker. Loyal to friends. Ever ready to learn and try out new things. Serious about life. Like to make others happy. Not too introvert, not too extrovert. Smart and well dressed.

*2. FEBRUARY*

Witty and intelligent. Outgoing person. Smart and attractive. Altruistic. Peace lover. Faithful towards your near and dear ones. Very sensitive. Honest to the core. Loves to spend money. Modest and humble. Creative mind. Dominating personality. Ambitious towards life. Never give up spirit. Good listener. Superstitious. Entertainment lover.

*3. MARCH*

Exuberant and cheerful. Outgoing and affectionate. Dreamer. Attention lover. You desire respect. Good sense of humor. You appreciate kindness and return it. Love to indulge in creative stuff. Peace lover. Magnanimous. Sexy personality. Good at keeping secrets. Sympathetic. Trustworthy.

*4. APRIL*

Amiable. Diplomatic. Always ready to help others. Adventurous. Great sense of humor. Loves to enjoy life. Totally active and restless. More emotional than practical. A good motivator. Spiritual and God-fearing. Good looking and sexy. Faithful lover. Hasty decision maker. Brainy and clever.

*5. MAY*

Pleasing and attractive personality. Good looking. You adapt well to new situations. Joyful attitude towards life. Independent. Secretive. Intelligent mind. You get easily angry. Very stubborn at times. You love attention. More logical than emotional. You dream big. Dynamic and active. Quick to return favors. Honest.

*6. JUNE*

Foresighted. Get easily worried. Quite talkative. Very friendly. Stylish and fashionable. Soft spoken and polite. Warm and considerate towards people. Great sense of humor. Quite sensitive. Star in the crowd. Active and visionary thinker. Kind and generous. Loyal lover. Love to debate. Love the finer things of life.

*7. JULY*

Bubbling with enthusiasm. Friendly nature. Quiet and restrained. Deep thinker. Good sense of humor. Loving and caring towards near and dear ones. Sharp mind. Sensitive. Fun person. Forgiving nature. Unpredictable at times. Stylish dresser. Peace lover. Spiritual at times. Dedicated and hard working.

*8. AUGUST*

Very ambitious. Brave and daring attitude. Devoted lover. Sensitive nature. You get jealous easily. You also get angry very easily. You are proud of your achievements. Attention seeker. Very generous. Easy going. Strong character. Born to be successful. Observant. Creative bent of mind. Caring and loving. Faithful friend.

*9. SEPTEMBER*

Wise and humble. Inspiring character. Cool in difficult situations. Altruistic and sympathetic. You love traveling. Knowledgeable beyond your years. Industrious. Understanding nature. Friendly with all. You like helping others. Fun to be with. Loyal lover. Good looker and great dresser. Confident.

*10. OCTOBER*

Clairvoyant. Nature lover. You are a born leader. People look up to you. Amiable. Honest. More emotional than practical. Rebellious at times. Totally independent. Good looker. Clever. Faithful towards family, friends and your love. You give importance where due. Dedicated and hard working.

*11. NOVEMBER*

Determined. Hopeless romantic. Industrious. Warm and compassionate. Patient and tolerant. Wise and witty. Very intelligent. Do or die attitude. Inquisitive and intuitive. Faithful friend. Sharp thinker. Emotional lover. Secretive. Active. You like to enjoy life to the fullest. Easy going. Attractive personality.

*12. DECEMBER*

Great sense of humor. Cheerful and vibrant. Ambitious. Short tempered. Impatient. More logical than emotional. Attractive looks and pleasing personality. Honest. and trustworthy. Generous. Amiable. Dynamic. Love to be praised. Independent streak. Patriotic. Good dresser. Fun to be with.

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PoliticsRe: 17,299 APC Members Defect To PDP In Sokoto by Ratello: 2:18am On Jan 04, 2023
Apcibro:
I am a registered card carrying member of APC In one of the wards in Abuja and I can tell you with my FULL CHEST that voting in Tinubu will mean Christians in Nigeria will be completely silenced and bullied,Christians will SUFFER DEARLY..Even within our party APC I won’t mention the ward but I am telling you that Christians have been excluded completely..as far as you are a Christian you will NOT be included or carried along in ANYTHING..If this is already happening in the party when BAT isn’t even President yet then imagine what the situation will be like if he is voted as the president..

Don’t be deceived by that rubbish talk that his wife is a Christian bla bla bla it’s all just to draw sentiments..

See any Christian that votes for this man will be forever judged by God with his generation. You may think you are getting money from BAT so no problem Abi?let’s see how you will be able to enjoy the money as a slave or servant when Christian’s become irrelevant if he mistakenly becomes president.

I am NOT a paid Agent and I am telling you the plain truth on MY LIFE as it is happening live in APC Abuja..I don’t know of other states sha. But honestly instead of voting for Tinubu I’d rather vote for Atiku,Obi or kwankwaso because these people have the interest of both Christians and Muslims at heart. Anyone but BAT.
May God bless you mightily bro you truly have eyes that see....Tinubu is already out of the way.
PoliticsRe: 17,299 APC Members Defect To PDP In Sokoto by Ratello: 7:16am On Jan 02, 2023
Agbegbaorogboye:
Garfield1 is still sharing percentage on another thread
That clown is a real court jester with his useless APCentric analyses.....just watch him and laugh. I saw his irritating 70% dash for Tinubu in Kwara I just laughed it off.....Tinubu will be defeated in Kwara because APC is so fragmented in Kwara state as I type.....ask around.

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