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I am a born again too but I wouldn't consider u boring as birds of same feathers flock together.....I have observed ur chats and found you to be the type that doesn't pretend,last thing I do is to insult any lady cos of her decisions.......but I can advice










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Why dey worry for something that isn't existing....abeg don't mind the statement.
It seems u Lag,am in Abj how can we relate so we tag along when corona is over?
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Let it end first
Na turn by turn we go face the judgement throne

You have no power to judge anyone
Be careful with your utterances[/quote]

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U seem to be d kind lady o like,open and bold.
Can we tangle on a serious note I appreciate ur kind my lady.









author=Eulalia post=88405485]

Haba haba...
Please I wanna remain low key this time and be my real self not the previous wild personality.
This the real me. Cool calm and collected.
Don't want to attract the wrong vibes.[/quote]

Wow you really have a well planned schedule �









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I'll First run to visit my siblings

Rush to work with great zeal can't wait to see my students again. Revision galore

Go to the market to get my production materials

Resume mid week service and prolly resume teaching Sunday school or join the choir of my new parish.

Consider travelling to meet a blind date *hey you! Don't count on it yet. Still tentative**

And.....yes! Maybe a little shopping here and there. Phew![/quote]

But there will be rapture before anti Christ,wetin happen e b like say ship don leave us.But d world for empty small or is it God didn't find a single sain to rapture that we didn't know?

Hoodbilonia:
Dont be fooled
Its 4eva
From 2 weekz to 4 weeks to 6 months,1 year,etc
The anti christ is here

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Where you be going to dear?
Hope u not really bored out there...










quote author=byinks post=88403757]Leave Lagos.[/quote]

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Yours is better,I decided not to keep any gal and my policy is no girl stays with me more than 3days....apart frm Uni days I had a roomate sneak into my room to sleep for a year.I don't encourage any gal to stay more than 3days....have at least 13 to get laid after lockdown.
Guesthouses n hotels go full worldwide....there is going to be a record on this �











quote author=Ihatefeminist post=88403726]send my girlfriend packing;her pussy don tire me [/quote]

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Nne u really on point,I have been in self isolation had one of d gals especially one I met last wk visit me 2day it was real fun�.....i cant help smile cos dis lockdown has drained me.
I almost lost anoda gal due to not seeing each other,we settled our scores yesterday and she promised to b with me wen d lockdown is over.










quote author=Ebonygirl1 post=88403805]Get laid [/quote]

I had a lovely day � n fun since after d start of lockdown in Abj.
So how have been coping since the lockdown dear?
Can u pm me sleakkyone@gmail.com iy will be a better avenue we get along.
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quote author=Angelinastto post=88410556] Awwwn..... I'm fine, thanks. How's your end?[/quote]

You can really be funny dear,are u for real?
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hipsyleema:
It's simple. Just tell her you developed Covid-19 symptoms. Then you got tested and it came out positive.. �

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They have same goal but different methods










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Its men and their nature but sme have control than others

izaray:
Some men are not just loyal...I dn't kno how its all happened. But yesterday my neighbor was caught cheating by his wife. And i heard


his wife saying, she will start sleeping with every neigbor around. Her husband got mad at her again, over d statement she made
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maybe out of anger, and asked her to leave his house. Infact one of the bachelor living close by, refused to go to work since
yesterday, saying he was still waiting for his own turn...

When I was in Uni I could remember a Unizik gal I met in bus as we were discussing,she openly begged me to come disvirgin her that her guy couldn't.She asked me if I could I said shooo....the best way to disvirgin without giving her pain is to hold the dick and gently tap on the hymen gently pushing it without adding pressure on ur hip(d guy) within secs it will crack open on the 2nd gentle but firm push.
Later she wonder if she was ever a virgin cos of less or no pain she would feel

ubunja:
they're hell bent on losing their hymen and give it to a random guy. But unwittingly these women get imprinted by that type of guy. Complicating their life.

Nne I was the one that sent u msg on fone someday.
Honestly I can imagine when u on bumshort u become a gun shot,taking down guys with ur originality....what say u?
Stay safe

ubunja:
lol she can take it. She has a strong mind.

nkemdi89:
See clean skin.

Yours I believe is smoother than the morning dew,a balm to d wounded soul.
When u on bum short,it becomes a gun short babe I like ur style....what say u

You laughing...�.
Glad I put a smile on your lovely face today my lady

AgentNairaland:
Hehehehehehe

Nne I salute you....i like how u pit ur location.From ur statement you seem not a pretender and too much talking guys.....
That's kool and hope u holding ur side tight.
Stay well � �

MissRaine69:
This is the issue here
Did you tell her that’s all you wanted?
Just a Bleep?
Or you assumed she would just know what you are thinking?
If lines are drawn in the sand from the get go she has the the option to say yes or no. If she says she is into that then how can she create a relationship out of thin air if that option was never available? You behaved as if you were taking her out on her date “wining and dining her”
I am sorry you created this problem.
Ok I will summarise
Want to JUST Bleep, SAY THAT!
Want to have a one night stand? SAY THAT!
Friendship? SAY THAT!
Want to be her man? SAY THAT!
Friends w| benefits? SAY THAT!
She might want the same stuff you do, but you’ll never know because you NEVER told her what you wanted People are good at “playing the part” UNTIL shish happens, then they’re M.I.A!

That’s exactly what you are doing and trying to make out as if it’s her fault!

I see your point in most of the listed but the truth is that guys don't know we are the ones reli losing and d ladies laugh at us when we brag we did that with them.We spend our money,skill,time,energy and nutrients.
Its not reli a trophy to bed a woman,in all my escapades I never shared it with my guys because its not worth it.
Guys have u asked urselves why a girl will sleep with almost all the guys in a given area without bothering what the guys will say?

pocohantas:
1) Why do Naija guys think sex is a loss to the lady?

2) Why will a guy and girl have sex, then Naija guys will call only the lady olosho with borehole pùssy?

3) Why is there so much emphasis on female chastity and virginity, but none for guys?

4) Why is male infidelity more tolerated/accepted than the female one?

5) Why do Naija guys turn totometer, trying to calculate the mileage of their girlfriend's vagina?

6) Why will you give a Naija man a blòwjob and he'll be wondering which man's dick you learned it with?

7) Why would a Naija guy date a girl and when they break-up, he will be happy he at least fuckéd her. Does it take something away from her? If yes, what? Is it a gift or collateral to the guy? If yes, why?

8 ) Why are there thousands of thread on guys analysing the female vagina, its depth, width, colour... in relation to her sexual partners?

9) Why is a sexually experienced guy a stud and his female counterpart, a slut?

10) Why are Naija girls slutshamed for being sexually expressive, whereas the guys can share sexcapades on ashawo beer parlour thread?

12) "Virginity is the best gift a woman can give her husband".
Do you agree with the above statement. If yes, why?

13) "A man can love his wife and fùck around, but a woman who does same can kill her husband". Do you agree with this statement. Discuss in not more than 6 lines.

14) If sex is indeed pleasurable for both,why does the female get all the antagonism and the guy gets the accolade?

If you can correctly and sincerely answer these questions.
The answer you seek lies therein.

chiommy123:
another thread to bash ladies. am outta here abeg

Are u running away? Haba

[quote author=Angelinastto post=88375173]Eternal suffering



I love ur philosophy of selflessness....most don't understand the above till they meet death...hope u faring well during tho lockdown

SweetCunt97:
Quite the funny read. Why would a married man be having an affair with a married woman? Woman wey her husband done scatter that place on a daily plus babies .

In my past mistakes I must say I have slept with married women,it depends there are some that have natural tightness and sweetness with nice nipples apart from the ass.
Of what I can get til now is son guys talking about bleepin older women...honestly I find that repulsive.
This the height of wickedness,a pregnant women.

I remember when my guy brought in a pregnant stranded runaway girl to straff,I was shocked tho d girl refused him he wanted to force d gal.I ask d gal y den did she follow d guy,she said d guy wanted to assist her....to cut it short I had to serve her food I prepared,gave her small moni and told her to b mindful of how she follow strangers.
This world is turning to something else no wonder Coro dey around

AgentNairaland:
AFONJAaaaa Hotel, Motel Or Guest House Is There, La Inside Container..

That's what konji can do,even bush uncompleted buildings follow to some people even check some gutters we may find one or two in those gutters

ResidentSlut:
Someone’s imagination is running wild. Wild wild wild

Can you hit me up so we can chat up? Thanks.....truly they come last

[quote author=Sonoyom post=88378308]I think the El rufai's are becoming power drunk as the day goes by. Bello should just stfu cos that guy's dad joystick is taller than his father 5foot height
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Soon what happened to Sanusi will be his fate and that useless son of a mongrel will one day ask he never was born by the Time karma will visit him. Useless hegoat,don't worry is his anus that gorilla will penetrate

[quote author=Julietcutie post=44909382]speechless[/quote






I always tell people naturally girls like sex more than guys but its just that they have the ability to control their urge.
Theirs is inherent,so never blame any man alone alone for raping a girl above 7years....I blame him cos he couldn't correct d girl that is the case where the girl initiated the move.
I have had experience with women,am been encouraged to write a book on the matter to educate the male folks.
In as much d women folk love sex the young ones should not be taken advantage of,such man that does it deserves been left on top of the northern mountain for a week naked without water.