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Crime › Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil In Hotel by Rawhumper(m): 10:24pm On Apr 12, 2020
[quote author=Julietcutie post=44909382]speechless[/quote
Crime › Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil In Hotel by Rawhumper(m): 10:23pm On Apr 12, 2020
Genea:
The man is an idiot and shud b castrated
Also blame the girl,a 13year old girl has matured mentally to an extent so both should be severely punished.
I gave had experiences but not with minor,I shout at them if they tend to misbehave around me,no girl is a small girl its up to the guy to correct the girl so that she may learn her lessons.
Crime › Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil In Hotel by Rawhumper(m): 10:19pm On Apr 12, 2020
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Little girls of nowadays are spoilt I remember in Calabar a ten year old girl in our compound that would be opening her legs wide whenever she saw me.I didn't tell anybody b4 d tag me a rapist,in Owerri our family friends 8yr daughter in front of her younger hugged me when I sat in d parlour and kissed me,d two laughed when I shouted at her but I didn't tel d mum.
most recently another 9yr old in Abuja used to jump on me and tell me she loved me whenever she had chance to come to our house,I had to flog her 3three times till she stopped.I didn't do any of these girls if not I wud have kept quiet on this thread.
Parents should wake up and teach their kids d way.
From all these experiences I can beat my chest and say most of these little girls enjoy it and love sex more than adults...there is no small girls nowadays believe me



















]Hmmmm , e get as e be o. Baba, go serve your time. For Princess, another olosho is born![/quote]
Romance › Re: Hausa Babes Are Hottest Nigerian Babes? [SEE PHOTOS] by Rawhumper(m): 6:32pm On Apr 12, 2020
My dear not all,some gather. When I was east one I met in the park from Kano,she was slim but has ass and space between her ass and long breasts with pointed nipples....nne u wrong in this one I have even dated a muslim from Adamawa she too is Busty and has ass










keryj:
Which kind hot huh

They are so cold and uncivilized in character.

If u r referring to dressing hot, there leaders impose sharia on the gullible ones while the rich kids dress freely.

If you are referring to hot as in body shape, they are mostly skinny and lack flesh in the vital body parts.

Unless you are referring to hot in the other room embarassed, I have nothing to say
Romance › Re: Hot Female DJ At Club Joker In Benin (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 6:20pm On Apr 12, 2020
Andrella51:
she looks like Tboss
Like serious
Romance › Re: Ladies Smoking At Club Joker In Benin (Fun Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 6:17pm On Apr 12, 2020
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What are going to do the crew?
Plz educate� me....
Happy Easter










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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Rawhumper(m): 6:02pm On Apr 12, 2020
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It depends, on two different I hv slept with two gals I met in a party.D made d first move by dancing towards my path,from there I got hooked up after d dance.
While d other was a waitress i met dat served us I just til her she was sexy but didn't go further,lera,she sent another guy waiter to drop a note 4me,I made luv 2 her later.Still its been more than 10yrs I hv been to party now.
It gives me more satisfaction if I make d move and succeed to bed d gal.I prefer a gal make me notice her then if I want I make d move.
Few wks ago,a gal I met on d street one cool evening sat in front of her house in a way I was seeing btw her legs though she wore jeans.
After I made d move she started calling me baby even was d 1st 2send me Easter greetings 2day.I like her cos she is my speck and I made d move not her.
So I dnt tink my govt is hard,its jux understanding�












quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=88368241] so you won't date the girl if She made the move. Hmmn. Your GOvt hard o[/quote]
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Attracted To This Guy (photos) by Rawhumper(m): 4:50pm On Apr 12, 2020
In my school days I used to have gals come to my room to charge from there d wont go till 11pm even those I don't know....i didn't touch them.
Personally I prefer ladies company Than guys,if not for any thing d will make one responsible and decent.
My been alone most times made somebody Lev a note on my desk written GUY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Till today I never knew d writer.
I only like responsible cool guys,not d noisy type.D guy may like woman but not d club type that go out in groups I dont mingle wit such even in school till today












quote author=victorian post=88367005]





You are also right as well.
Every woman has different taste in men.

Most are drawn to quiet calm guys while some.like the chatty waffi kind of guy.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Rawhumper(m): 4:19pm On Apr 12, 2020
Well I don't go for wild girls,that's the reason....in Abuja I have got friends dat recommended me to bleep wild girls that met and are insatiable I declined,even d guy said he knew I wud decline cos I look like those that want the cool ones,I like crazy girls but not d type u talking about after all am not d club type,I do my things on code.
I have been asked to b a gigolo I declined here in Abj,as it is dear I find my type of gals not d other way round once a gal I don't know chats me up online I become alert and would never visit such unless I made d move first.....so don't worry and enjoy ur Easter

























author=MOnkeyBabe post=88364034] lol them never USe Pata take Beat you[/quote]
Crime › Re: Woman Raises Alarm Over Vulnerable Girl Being Used By Area Boys In Festac. Photo by Rawhumper(m): 4:11pm On Apr 12, 2020
Born2Breed:
Those last bus stop boys are bad boys.
Well its not good to obey all rules.....but it depends on the situation in this one,the 1st rule the lady should applied was to feed her then channel the appropriate department to her.
Happy Easter..
E b like say nobody d celebrate Easter ooo never see Easter post today �
Romance › Re: I Want To Suck Sugarcane - Like I Am H@rny by Rawhumper(m): 2:58pm On Apr 12, 2020
JaneMafrodite:
I am hoorny right now and want to suck a Pernis.
The rain has raining in my side so i am feeling cold.
I dont know if anyman is weeling to offer me his joystick.
Happy easter dear! Hope you are faring well during this period.
Please pm sleakkyone@gmail.com whenever you are back.
I love your openesss,it doesnt make u cheap or weak cos am sure there are guys u turn down notwithstanding.
Till then stay safe
Romance › Re: My Gateman And My Housemaid Seem To Be A 'thing'. by Rawhumper(m): 2:46pm On Apr 12, 2020
Preshy561:
You and your wife no just like una lives.
Its simple send packing but be nice to them cos its not bad to fall in love by adults.
Make sure u send both dont send one and leave the other,it will b dangerous
Romance › Re: HELP! I Got Pregnant From My Gateman For My Husband by Rawhumper(m): 2:41pm On Apr 12, 2020
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If you need candid advice that will help you out mail me at sleakkyone@gmail.com
Stay safe










quote author=Mbeki post=85701510]I got married to my husband at the age of 27. We decided not to have kids in our first year of marriage. We both loved the idea, as it gave us enough time to organise our future.

I felt lucky to marry him because I'm loved by every member of his family. He is equally rich so I had all a lady could ever need in marriage.

The year was finally over so it was time for us to have kids. We tried making babies for the first 6 months without success. So we had to consult a medical practitioner. On getting to his office he counselled us, told us to be patient and asked us to return after three months.

We returned to him as instructed. He did some series of test and recommended some drugs. But after some time we got tired of relying on doctors and decided to wait on God.

A friend of mine who knew what was going on gave me an advice that changed my whole story. She asked me to have carnal knowledge with my gate man. At first I refused, but she insisted that's the quickest way to get a child. Since I don't want to lose my husband to another lady, I agreed to her words.

At first seducing my gate man was difficult, but after I promised to increase his salary he finally accepted. I only slept with him twice, next I got pregnant. My husband was at work when I put to bed. He was excited when he heard the news, unknown to him the baby was not his.

Nemesis caught up with me when I finally put to bed. It started at the hospital when my husband was called to see his baby. I notice the look on his face, but I kept mum hoping he will react. But he kept quiet, smiled, and took me home.

Last night he broke his silence and request for a DNA test. My heart almost came out of my mouth. It dawned on me that I've been caught, but I insisted he's his child. After much argument we agreed to see a doctor in a week time.

I'm totally confused. I thought I was doing him good by giving him a child, but my good has become evil. I don't know if I'm to secretly plan with the doctor or run away before he finds out. Anyone with similar experience should pls tell me what to do.[/quote]
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2020
DominantMale:
When you say delay in progress, can you please explain more?
Am not where am supposed to be now,though i own a business and about to start another one,i achieved this after much strugle.Am the type that dont like collecting from women,recently in Abj i had a working clss lady that wanted to get me everything but her condition was i must marry her.I knew i would have gone far.
TWICE I WAS denied US visa after i paid every including Sevis,Toefl and evidence of sponsorship. Though i dont regret it that much....sex is more of a spiritual thing than the physical.
AM NOT SHY TO SAY about my past,if is about women i can get my choice anytime i want....till now i have even 16years more than twice my age calling me often so am not scared to say this...my main aim is growing up guys to learn frm others mistakes
Romance › Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by Rawhumper(m): 1:13pm On Apr 12, 2020
LegalBaby:
piqued my interest smiley
Rolling eyes.....stay safe
Romance › Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by Rawhumper(m): 1:11pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ginaz:
Lol, that shower pix get me rolling on the ground with laughter grin
You want to knlw my fav song?
.......till then stsy safe
Family › Re: I'm About Losing The Man I Love And Being Pressured To Marry The One I Never Did by Rawhumper(m): 1:03pm On Apr 12, 2020
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Let her follow her heart,please dear marriage is not a joke...beauty and riches do fade what holds is love and maturity of the mind.
Stay safe and happy easter





































missjo:
This is the story of a man who chose to be a gentleman and is on the verge of losing the woman he loves to another man.

Here's how the story went and still goes:
Caesar will be 30years old in May 2018. At about this same time in January last year, he ran into the woman who would cause him to love like he has never loved before. Her name is Sara.
Caesar and Sara both attended the same secondary school, but they never spoke back then. This was until they were added to a WhatsApp group made up of Alumni from their graduating set.

Caesar joined the group much later than Sara did and at first he didn't take notice of her much. Although he always saw comments made by Sara and found them intriguing, he didn't make any move towards her instead he focused on flirting with some of the other ladies in the group whom he used to speak to back in secondary school. This went on until Sara started developing a crush on the mysterious alumni who always seemed to have the right words to flirt with and she didn't hide it. She called out to him and being the attention lover Caesar is, he responded and asked her for a photo so he can know he was talking to.
Both of them developed a friendship that was mainly built on flirting and counter-flirting until they decided to chat each other up privately. Caesar told Sara outrightly that he liked her and wanted to have a relationship with her but she turned him down because according to her, she was already in a serious relationship.

Caesar was also in a relationship too, but once he and Sara started talking, she was all he could think about. This not withstanding, he wasn't ready to keep chasing a girl who said she was dating when he knew deep down that he was also dating even though she never asked.
He stopped chatting to her privately for about 5months and they only exchanged pleasantries during debates in the WhatsApp group. By July 2017, Caesar had started having issues in his relationship but he still didn't know how to go about telling Sara to just leave her boyfriend and be with him. Over the next few months, they would exchange private messages and act like friends. This was until November 2017 when Sara admitted to Caesar that her relationship was hitting the rocks .

She said her boyfriend had been talking about marriage since they started dating in January and was supposed to have rented a flat that would herald the beginning of their union only for her to find out that he renewed his rent for another year in his single room bachelor pad without informing her. Not to mention the fact that they were constantly fighting and arguing. On hearing all this, Caeser finally saw a way in and he took it without hesitation.
He started being persistent and made sure he let her know how he has felt for the past 11months.

Fast forward to January 2018, Sara has seriously fallen in love with Caesar even though she has not officially broken up with her boyfriend of one year who all of a sudden has started making plans to visit her family for the 'first knocking' (Introduction). The problem is, Sara is not interested in marrying him anymore as all she wants to do is to be with Caesar.
She invited Caeser over to her city and to her surprise he leaves a promise ring with her the night before he leaves and tells her that the ring is a promise from him showing that he is ready to take the plunge head deep and make her his wife. Meanwhile, her boyfriend of one year has not proposed or given her any ring. All he does is to say he is doing the introduction in February like he is suddenly in a hurry.

Now this is the reason why he is suddenly in a hurry. Caesar, Sara and her boyfriend are all Alumni in the same WhatsApp group. The boyfriend and Caesar are actually friends although not too close and Caeser only found out who this mystery boyfriend is after he visited Sara and she told him. She was told by the boyfriend to keep their relationship a secret from all old classmates before then but because he is suspecting that Sara and Caeser are seriously talking, he wants to rush and be the one who married her.

Sara's mum has given her an ultimatum to get married this year because she will also be 30 and according to her mum, she must get married this year. Caeser however may not be ready to marry her this year because he needs to sort out some things, which is why he gave her the promise ring (he actually attached the ring to her necklace so that she will always have it dangling on her neck and close to her heart).
They are both in love and have always been, and Sara blames Caeser for not being persistent last year. She blames him for letting her stay with her boyfriend till now even when she never really loved him.

Now her mum has told her that she must marry her boyfriend regardless of the love she feels for Caeser.
Both Caeser and Sara have both shed tears as they spoke tonight over the usual video call they share every night. Sara wants to be with Caeser for the rest of her life, but her mum is on her neck and this has left her broken because she does not feel any love for her boyfriend, she never did..she only dated him because she was single and he was the one who was persistent as at January last year while Caeser gave up too easy even when he was the one she really wanted.

Please you guys, ladies, ogas & madams, what do you think is the appropriate solution to this very delicate matter. I need your help and input please cry cry
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Attracted To This Guy (photos) by Rawhumper(m): 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2020
victorian:
Most girls are attracted to guys who are handsome, observant, quiet and looks manly, talks with a deep manly voice when he has to , than to guys who crack jokes like Eddy Murphy.




Sorry i dont have manly voice,infact i sing soprano i mean high pitch like ceilne dion,Enya,Dido etc,but when i talk it sounds normal








I hope u get my drift?
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Attracted To This Guy (photos) by Rawhumper(m): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2020
victorian:
Most girls are attracted to guys who are handsome, observant, quiet and looks manly, talks with a deep manly voice when he has to , than to guys who crack jokes like Eddy Murphy.


You are right but not all,girls like guys that crack jokes but not overdoing type,i agree others i said.
Right from Secondary schools till now i grew up in the midst of girls...i had three FGGC Ow.gals that used to secure seat for me in class during lesson,in my two different Universities i had four ladies as my closest friends.
Tlll now i teach some ladies about themselves,am not a doc.
Most of d gals i slept with was based on my been on my own in hostel.I once had a gal walk up to me to ask my name from dat day till i left d school she wud sneak into my room at night and slept.
Women really are naturally drawn to quiet,cool guys dat dont interact much with guys.
Few days ago i met one full package gal,i asked her y she readily gave me her attention she said i look calm and cool....behaving like agbero wont make a guy bed even a female gorilla
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I hope u get my drift?
Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rawhumper(m): 12:33pm On Apr 12, 2020
SBL28:
Please don't blame them for not dropping their pictures. These Nairaland streets are dangerous. You go dey on your own, trailer go just come jam you. Out of nowhere!!! cheesy grin
Lol please not all of them dearie....please stay safe wherever you are
Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rawhumper(m): 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2020
Adaibeku:
see as them be lyk criminals ..dnt even locate me pls
Ada nwafor u and ur bad mouth lol.....well this not my style if i want to get a girl.
Hope you are faring fine,i noticed you havent been online for sometime hope all is well.
Take care
Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rawhumper(m): 12:27pm On Apr 12, 2020
Biglittlelois:
I actually do want to see your faces, especially the ones who bicker all the time cheesy
Lol...u really funny dear.I dont needto drop my pics this way....there are better ways to get laid,its a two way things its only guys of low esteem would think otherwise.
Stay safe
Romance › Re: How Much Cash Do You Need Now? by Rawhumper(m): 12:18pm On Apr 12, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Kindly state your need and how much you need to satisfy that need.

Also drop your name and account number.
You seem to be a nice lady,even if you gave them or not.Having the idea shows alot about you.
Am truly grateful,i dont need anything from you but your constant friendship.
Mail me please at sleakkyone@gmail.com
Please stay safe and happy Easter to you dearie
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 12:10pm On Apr 12, 2020
SweetCunt97:
So are you a changed man now? Or u still raw humping about? Toto is toto sha. 500 different toto? Jezzuuuzzz christus... Did u get an award or something
U wrong dear,toto is not d same.There are ones God poured honey,there are dry ones,etc.
Also position of vaginas varies in ladies,some are stationed in d front,others under while some vaginas ae kinda at d back.If u guy tries to sex from d front he may never succeed.
Women are good,i lost my fone to a gal sometime ago,one of my Gfs i suspected she was wit a guy when i called her.We later resolved d issue,til date we chat n say swit things....
I know if i call for help,its ladies dat wud respond not necessarily sleeping with them but been in good terms with them.Guys will want to find out how it happened....i have seen guys helping their fellow guys here.Kudos...but i cherish gals and wud kill any guy i see molesting or beating a girl whether wife or not especially in public.U can divorce her orquit d relationship.
I have changed long time ago,trying hard.....
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 11:34am On Apr 12, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz, you funny. So sexy beautiful ladies no dey get HIV huh? You simply lucky. Some would try twice and dem done catch am.
You didnt understand i said a guy has to worry aboit Hiv only when with fine sexy gals than when with bushimos.U worry abt both Hiv and other diseases cos d dont clean themselves well.
Out of over 500 gals i made love to,i can remember one or two that had smell in their private parts....girls are good and fun to be with,i dont worry myself sick cos of a gal.If one wants to go,she can go. No p,if u want to stay cool.
The prob i encountered was delay in progress and almost died when one tried to poison cos i slept with her friend.Tho i did it delibrately believe me...her friend had to travel from Anambra to Owerri to meet me then.
These are experiences i had but am sincerely grateful to God for keeping me alive.
Romance › Re: Lady Loses Her Boyfriend To Another Lady After Twitter Bet by Rawhumper(m): 11:23am On Apr 12, 2020
Divay22:
That's what they'll say until it happens.

Guys are cheap. It takes just care, peace of mind and lil love here and

there and you'll have them in your arms.
I can never fall a girl i have never seen,except im party which i have experienced gals showing interest and yes i slept wit them.
But calling me to yarn rubbish thinking i fall na lie,am now too old 4sex so what will u offer that i have not experienced.
All men are not d same,i can have sex date with u,i may end up not showing,i may show up depends on me i have done it severally i mean sex date so dear think twice before u generalize.
I dont generalize,i always say no gal is cheap,a loose gal has a guy she is shunning,a hard to get also has someone humping her.
If u want to know more about yourself and how ur body works,just ask
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Rawhumper(m): 11:16am On Apr 12, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
wrong. Haven't you seen a slay Queen and African village girl like me? I can be anything
I have met many but i say truth there are times i lost...but to be honest,what made me to scale thru with ladies was honesty....i was true to them about my intentions.Some would get offended but after they saw i maintained my stance and also i have some physical attributes with my manner approach,i ended up making love with most of them.Till today this method works for me every lady knows sex is part of d reason a guy approaches so why should guys pretend,do they think d can deceive d ladies.
GUYS I SAY DIS,GALS DONT HAVE LIGHT BRAIN WHEN IT COMES TO SEX,its not ur smooth talks that made them to open legs its just that on my mind d have decided to so play along our games.
I create threads to educate guys....back den in school was paid by sum of my hostel guys to teach dem cos d first tot i was using charms cos of d level of different gals i had then.Miss English,Miss Econs or beauties.
How can u slay me when am been straight with u without pretense?
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 10:51am On Apr 12, 2020
SweetCunt97:
You didn't catch aids in all this your exploration ni?
Am just lucky till today am HIV negative,i did my last test last year at Mogasdishu Cantonment,Military Hospital in Abuja.
Thats why i want that guy to flee,the thing with me is that i go fpr the best.U know fine girls maintain themselves one need to worry only about Aids than when u sleep with dirty girls cos d guy wont only worry about Aids but syphillis,others.....i dont sleep anyhow.I was known to carry sexy ladies even she is 17years.But i say it draws a man back
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 8:05pm On Apr 11, 2020
borngeologist:
I know it too lengthy.. And am very sorry for that
Heaven knows am not lying.. What do I gain lying to people.. I don't want attention as a matter of fact I am the last person that will be seeking for attention
Thirdly I reject it in Jesus name. I will not cry in Jesus name
1.. It is too long

2. I know u r lying



Guy am not a celebrity but if u mention my name in ANSu, and Imsu many years back especially Ansu u go hear my story with women.When i was relocating to Imo i had 3girls that wanted me to bed in my lodge which had over 100rooms its a two storey...ironically one was a cuz of one the girls i was dating.Another asked me to extend my date cos she was in her period i declined cos i had to report to school.
You are seeing a young guy that has seen it all but i can tell u its profitless,the only advantage i got was the skill to easily get women till though am getting older now.I told u this for u learn now,u are lucky that u saw people that gave u advise.I had my first half caste Gf at age of 16(Spanish Nigerian)......run away and stay focused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



3. it will end in tears 4u
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Rawhumper(m): 7:57pm On Apr 11, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Seems u got a shiny star they can all see
Nnem God bless u if really i read this years back i wouldnt have mistakes i made....there is nobody i have not slept with except old woman and mad woman. I have done things with women i tot was fun but paid dearly for it.Twice i almost died after sleeping my ex friend then in the Uni...i have done both young mothers and daughters,sisters girls of diff ages.Right now i dont take sex as anything i forget girls i got their numbers easily but i must say i had a messed up life-i was denied USa visa twice,after showing evidence of payment,bank acct and letter of sponsorship,etc.
It was Gods grace that saved me that am now in a successful biz.
I carry God beg that guy to flee thats how it starts
Romance › Re: Lady Loses Her Boyfriend To Another Lady After Twitter Bet by Rawhumper(m): 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2020
Divay22:
God bless you for saying the truth.
Not all men,my policy has been never to date a woman that just pop from nowhere,i am under heaven i can only remember sleeping with one or two gals that i met thru wrong call.
I always fear its a set up maybe from girls,i had many gals in Porth,Onistha,Delta that wanted me to pay them visit.I refused cos i couldnt place where i met them.Take it or leave it,i like goin after girls i hate it when a lady makes the first move.Am a confident i want to be the one to make the kill i be more satisfied than the other way round.......so babe u wrong this time

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