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No talk am again ohhh....ahhhhhgghhhh u never see dick that expands and tears pussy before?

The girl will be jerking and shaking at same time as if she is been choked.

U wrong dear.....dick dey,they call that kind of dick ODUGWU!!







quote author=siofra post=111165463]

A common dick cannot make a woman's vagina lose shape. Only babies can do that.[/quote]

Babe I disagree with u, yes the vagina comes back even after birth but not as before.

A well dug vagina by different sizes of rods,
will never be the same. It can look tight if the lady decides not to have sex for a long time
but once a dick enters again, it will become like a well that got widened by an erosion










quote author=siofra post=111160901]A woman's vagina is elastic it doesn't lose shape, no matter how many dícks go inside her. Even when she gives birth (sometimes) it goes back to it's normal size.

Please stop spreading these lies about the vagina when you don't even have one.

Spare us the stupidity and ignorance. Thankio.[/quote]

Honesty, true love and ability to bring up good suggestions.

Lest I forget,last but not the least, also sex in the morning, sex in the night, sex always ......







quote author=siofra post=111150897]I saw this somewhere, online and decided to ask nairaland men. You guys like talking about table, so what do you want women to bring to the table?[/quote]

Honesty, true love and ability to bring up good suggestions.

Lest I forget,last but not the least, also sex in the morning, sex in the night, sex always ......







uote author=siofra post=111150897]I saw this somewhere, online and decided to ask nairaland men. You guys like talking about table, so what do you want women to bring to the table?[/quote]

The money always believes it was his eyelashes that cost him his beauty ......

Will Smith thought been a celeb, guarantees
him ticket to misbehave.....but on a second
thought....look at his eyes seems on drugs or something.

I just have a feeling he is not really a happy man








quote author=Ishilove post=111452827]'The Academy condemns the actions of Mr. Smith at last night's show': Will Smith faces losing his Oscar for assaulting Chris Rock during live broadcast as Academy launches formal review



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10660087/Hypocritical-Hollywood-elite-party-Smith.html?ito=social-facebook[/quote]

But what happens when the lizard dies natural death..?
Thanks for ur answers, nobody knows it all and am here to get informed.

Thanks.









quote author=writeprof post=111452847][/quote]

Amen!!!!









ote author=excomarow post=111451414]







Lord have mercy....

Please repeat after me.,. Dear Lord anybody who as tied down my destiny, whosoever and wherever... HOLY GHOST FIRE! HOLY GHOST FIRE!! HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!

Be Free In Jeses Name[/quote]

But if the lizard doesn't eat, it will die nah so how does she feed the lizard?

And why didn't u get some guys who will go there forcibly and take it by force or are u having something with her?

Op open up to us!!








quote author=Dagger111 post=109868176]Due to line of my profession, I went for a resolution meeting btw a wealthy family members today. Then, i was shown some apartments occupied illegally by some talents. I felt lik avin a vis-à-vis interaction wit d talents in view of enlightening them d punishment of occupying some1's property without his/her consent. When i banged into 1 of d rooms, i meet 2 ladies, btw age 35-40. I interrogated them that on whose authority are they occupying d property? She was abt given an answer, when i saw a cage from afar, i moved closer and was shocked to see a life Agama lizard, tied wit rope by d waist as to restrict it movement inside same cage. That's double punishment, as in, been locked and tied at same time inside d cage.

At this point, i question the both ladies. I said i am a yoruba boy and understand what that means, but i want them to enlighten me further, the reason they tied an Agama Lizard in a cage, is that not cruelty? The woman was just looking up and down, then i requested she free the innocent Lizard, she said "Never", not in a life time and there are consequences if she dares try it, instead, she will rather vacate the building with her Lizard. When i see that the arguments was creating a scene, i snapped the Cage of the Agama Lizard and take my leave.

At this point, an old woman came and said to me, Alagba (young man)!! that Lizard is representing a soul and that soul is somewhere suffering now, maybe he/she is seriously sicked now and can't move an inch or the person might be working hard to meet day ends and night needs without seeing any proceed or progress. I felt touched to my soul, I only wish i could help the poor Lizard but what do I know, what can i do? I fear nothing at all. Like i always said, i am bigger than any evil plan against me, I am an idol of my own home, infact when alone, i get scared of myself. Take it or leave it. The picture is at the next slide for ur consumption. Take a look gentle and be careful in life.

What can you say about this? Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44 and other moderators, pls help push this to FP.[/quote]

Did his wife Bleep her son's friend?

Hope she was arrested?









ote author=NwaAmaikpe post=111430575]



Simps will always be simps. Ever ready to take a bullet for and defend the woman who is ever ready to gobble up another preek.
Will Smith himself laughed at the damn joke, till he noticed Jada wasn't cool with it.

So he had to play hero to a woman who has never gotten over her obsession with Tupac Shakur. A woman who does not in any way cherish her marriage to him.

A woman whom all he has done to all their marriage is to plead with to remain put with him.

So he had this type of energy, yet his wife chose to fvck his child's friend and won't have let go of him till the small boy shamed her for her preek neediness.

He had this energy and he couldn't slap sense into Jada's head when she was proudly admitting her entanglement with August Alsina on their round table talk.

He had this tyoe of energy and he can't discipline his kids who would rather write a dead Tupac Shakur letters chronicling how their mom has remained perpetually unhappy without him and how they wish he was their father.

Will Smith, if you like slap John Cena, the world will forever consider you a simp.
It's a shame that a man as hot as Will will go through shit, go beserk and do bizarre stuffs just to get the validation of the unrepentant cougar he happily calls wife.

He was at least honest enough to admit that "love will make you do crazy things" meaning he did this to earn her love; to earn the love of a slut.
Shame.

At this rate, I won't be shocked if one day I read that Will put a bullet through his own skull because if this isn't a trip to rock bottom, then I wonder what is.
This is what happens when a man marries the wrong woman, or when a man thinks he can convert the affection a woman has for another man.

Once you start out begging a woman to love you, you spend the rest of your life in pure agony, because love can never be forced, bought or begged for.

I expect Chris Rock to do what is right and press charges ASAP.[/quote]

He is dead, he died today dear.....so sad.

How is Kano?

maureensylvia:
this gay again?

He is dead, he died today dear.....so sad.

maureensylvia:
this gay again?

I know this guy nahhh, in Anambra.

He and my sister went same University (Ansu) back then .

My sister is going to scream when I tell her
the news tomorrow. She hasn't heard about it yet.

So sad his songs Oku mgbajie akaji oke rum.
Ndierom Nsom eri efere nkowa etc.

But heard, he derailed into secular music.... I
believe, if he was steadfast in the Lord, he wouldn't have died cos of mere blood cancer..

Chai!! rest in peace bro. So sad. There is nothing in this world.









quote author=HandsomeGuyman post=111418478]Prince Chinedu Nwadike died today

Popular Gospel artist Chinedu Nwadike has died in Abuja.
He lost the blood cancer battle a few hours ago in Abuja.

The golden voice had fully recovered from the kidney issue and is supposed to be in India by this coming week for treatment of the blood cancer - Leukemia.

May his soul rest in peace.

God bless the good Nigerians that came to his aid.[/quote]

I have been same shoe.....its really really painful lose girlfriend that showed u real love.

Mine, before she died used to call me every minute to check on me.

I have met many many girls but she was
number one when it came to calling every
minute. Hyper super jealous......

I miss her too.....many guys including soldiers, in the estate toasted her but declined them but chose me. So painful....she died very young.









quote author=azraeljaheel post=111426291]

Girlfriend[/quote]

Either you are the one that murdered her or u rape and kill girls.

With your common useless and good for
nothing sense, you should know that, when
someone is murdered, the first list of suspects are people around her, and the last persons he or she contacted.

You can now get small sense








quote author=zinizta post=111409050]




How? explain.

Detective kpangolo[/quote]

Either you are the one that murdered her or u rape and kill girls.

With your common useless and good for
nothing sense, you should know that, when
someone is murdered, the first list of suspects are people around her, and the last persons he or she contacted.

You can now get small sense










uote author=zinizta post=111409050]




How? explain.

Detective kpangolo[/quote]

Please sorry for ur loss, but am kinda confused. Who is the shawty? Ur mum or girl friend?










uote author=azraeljaheel post=111269227]



Mehnnnnnnn
From headache to fever then typhoid or whatever. They gast to admit her in a hospital. One month babe never well..

Can't forget that night was driving to oregun total around Ikeja when my phone rang I was told UFQB wanted to see me that it was urgent! Straight I turn back got to the hospital! Shawty said she wanted two aside!!

We talked... People say when you are about to die you will know. This girl just dey talk like say she knew her time was up. All I kept saying was you will be fine please be optimistic .

Make I go outside pick up something for car and ring who I wanted to go meet at oregun. Shawty don give up the ghost.

I nearly ran mad that day!! Be like mirage for my eyes.. God be taking the good ones!! I still see her in my dreams!!


Mama know your boy got a kid now and I named her after you

Wherever you are I know you are in a better place way better than this shvthole called life!!

Death is another form of life!
We go meet again... [/quote]

The boyfriend should be investigated,

Police with order, should track her last calls with the help of their network provider.

Saying its here they are killing me ooo....means she was expecting something like that.

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://salemgists.com/mother-of-one-princess-cooper-found-lifeless-after-she-went-to-meet-a-caller/

So sad but you got to stay strong.

I really feel for you....i pray let me by mistake meet at least two or three guys raping a girl....i mean it will be my first day to commit murder.

I really love, adore and cherish women....most ladies i met and stil meet are nice and good to me.

Woe to rapists...same will happen to their
daughters.







[qu
author=SilentQueen post=111400409] What sort of conclusion is this, I pray they will not accuse you something you know nothing about o...Rip to the dead!

I really need to stop reading this bad news threads for my mental health[/quote]

Amen......iseee whatever that will make ur praxer effective...i second it.


I feel for girls, truly my heart desire, is to see
how a spiritual power can generally protect
women from rapists.

God please help our women and keep them safe.

R.i.p to her








uote author=MadamVanessa post=111377885]



To idiotic useless rapist, eternal damnation await them.

This blood of innocent girl shall speak worst thing than the blood of Abel.

This one ,there's nothing like repenting, even if the perpetrators of this evil act should repent, the evil shall still be upon them.


Rest on Baby girl.[/quote]

Na am so tired, must they kill her....maybe it was done by someone she knew.

How did they know she would Cum out by that time?

That guy that called
is the prime suspect.





quote author=BadNews post=111377664]

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/18-year-old-raped-and-strangled-to-death-after-being-abducted-from-the-front-of-her-house-graphic-photo.html[/quote]

Lets
be honest Russia has suffered alot because of
this war.

We tot it would have been so easy but they kept losing men even Lt Gen yesterday or so






ote author=SultanYoung post=111396153]Dem say Ukraine are winning hahahaha.

The West are really wicked and Ukrainians are foolish if not how can you be on life support and you keep telling the world you are healthy , who does that?[/quote]

You should check ur brain ooo....how has that got to do with Igbo people?









ote author=FoolaniHellman post=111389820]FCT

For the first time in my life � since 2011!


Sorry O Naija [/quote]

This one u dey shine teeth, abi make we know say u brush mouth today?

Forgive my grammatical errors in the previous comment, my keypad. But you got what I was trying to say.








uote author=190theclown post=111372203]

[/quote]

For making that statement, watch ya back Tu
;DPAC Shakur is cumin to bomb on ya!

Favour and Grace will locate him.

Because I am a favoured and blessed being...I feel happier knowing he is well







uote author=NotoriousBiggyS post=111365098]

Most na Too much enjoyment, I work as a chef in one 5star hotel in the island
Come and see the way most of this celebrity crawl in and out of hotel in the night eating and drinking with reckless abandon, after them naack ashawo finish they will order for Food even at midnight 1am, 2am , 3am someone is still eating heavy food and drinking[/quote]

Abeg God keep him safe.....

Let nothing happen to him....God made everything , nothing that was made and not
made by Him.

Name above every other name, what can't you change. Jesus!!!

It is well with him. Amen!!






uote author=Thandiubani post=111354181]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340-TPBKUYQ

Nigerian actor, John Ikechukwu Okafor aka Mr Ibu has addressed reports that he's critically ill.

The Nollywood star who spoke from the hospital bed admitted that he's on admission at a kidney center in Abuja.

He said reports that he is in critical condition and not walking are false.

He added also that his Instagram account and his bank account have been taken over by hackers who are asking for donations on his behalf.

He said the calls for donations under the guise that he is in critical condition, are not from him, but from hackers trying to take advantage of his ill health.

He said people are trying to sell him because he's sick but God won't let their plans work.[/quote]

See these people fell for her, saying mentally unstable.... She wants to use that one deceive una.









uote author=bomb24 post=111310554]

https://punchng.com/suspected-female-ritualist-arrested-in-kwara-cash-recovered-male-visitor-flees/[/quote]

Can Naija girls do this for our country?







quote author=ogbiwa post=111319695]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/ukraines-brave-female-soldiers-resist-26541320[/quote]

How many can he see and sack?

This was what led to Ojukwu's downfall, people did not know Biafran troops were very
close to Lagos, in capturing Dudan barracks, but the advance was stalled due to serious
saboteurs.

Hence only that will bring his down fall. Same thing happened to Adolf Hitler.






ote author=VladimirPutiin post=111335824]

This thing is taking longer than expected. Putin should sack those moles in the Russian military leaking intelligence to the west and end this once and for all.[/quote]

My dad was a strong Marxist then and
was a friend to the Russians and Czech.....

It was because of my dad' personal meeting, the Czech ambassador (who used to be his personal friend before the war) during the Biafran war.
The Czech govt released 800 rifles to Biafra.
Ojukwu and Igbo people never knew this, it
was underground job done by my dad that it
happened.

But not withstanding that, I see Russia failing
and this war is going to be the gateway of
Russia losing her world power.












ote author=Elvictor post=111329752]Russia have not started attacking Kyiv, and the claim that Ukraine forces have started reclaiming the territory they lost to Russians is just wishful thinking, sit tight.[/quote]

Without the support of the west, Putin would
have crushed Ukraine in less than two weeks
but with the west strongly behind Ukraine
and the scourging sanctions on Russia, Putiis bound to fail.













uote author=Igbofam post=111329589]

https://inews.co.uk/news/ukraine-reclaims-russian-held-territories-as-troops-launch-counterattacks-in-kyiv-and-kherson-1535481[/quote]

That is sadism....you the more you cry and show pains, the more pleasure they derieve.

That is for a depraved mind, but to a sensible
and decent mind, there ain't any pleasure.

I really feel for you girls, I really do.....ladies
should be protected at all costs....these
predators must be extinguished sooner or later.







uote author=Yewandequeen post=111341203] evil is an understament. How can you want to derive sexual pleasure from someone crying in pains and all. The heart of humans is really deep[/quote]