₦airaland Forum

I grab bro....we keep swimming, till there ain't
any waters left to dive in.

obiekunie01:
u r welcome bro!

i have swim the pools, swim the ponds, swim the swamps, swim the rivers, swim the seas, and swim the oceans and still do without swim suits - but dettol made sure i stay safe, sound and ever ready.

i hope you gerrit it.

Umunne see face ooo.....fear dey oo.

But how cum, even 60 years sugar mummy
with millions of naira, I never show interest, its 75 years I will enter....even if am on drugs
intact Viagra that my penis is about to
explode.

Rubbish.









quote author=Islie post=111559765]

http://saharareporters.com/2022/04/01/32-year-old-man-rapes-75-year-old-grandmother-death-adamawa[/quote]

I don't encourage violence but we all must raise our voices as one, against corruption and incompetence.

We all know that the British Govt is a friend to the North, they love the illiterate north
because they can manipulated easily.

God punish the Queen of England and the
British govt for bringing us together as one
country.

Now we all are suffering and dying, where and what are they doing about it? Rubbish.












quote author=naptu2 post=111565406]

https://news.met.police.uk/news/man-jailed-for-inciting-racial-hatred-in-online-posts-445324[/quote]

I don't know any moniker by that name.









quote author=Iyaebe post=111565067] That’s Konor of nairaland[/quote]

You know him?









ote author=Iyaebe post=111560040]Is this not konor of nairaland? So sad[/quote]

Bro I would given u money but for security reasons, I can't because it can be used to
trace me. You know am anti govt and
controversial fellow here.

I wanted to use POS but that tot came to me,
please be very patient when ever I go inside
town like hours drive from where I am....I do it. Sorry about that.

Knows12:
yes bro

Babe how u doing?

Pm me dear, make we run some thing. I love and adore what am seeing on ur handle profile.


Thanks hun








uote author=Ivanspring post=26178275]

Says Ivanspring[/quote]

Which kind talk be this?

Is that what u do?







uote author=siofra post=111552515]I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you[/quote]

And I just finished humping, one damn full ass girl but I did it with cap, though it was the girl that bought it with her money.

OK I buy dettol bro....

Thanks once again.








ote author=obiekunie01 post=111555466][/quote]

500 naira?








uote author=Knows12 post=111561915] I put mind bro.. if just 5H[/quote]

I should dilute it or just use it raw like that...I think I opt for raw, you know I love anything raw bro .

But thanks and I appreciate your concern already.

Happy new month.












uote author=obiekunie01 post=111553224]

dettol bro!

DETTOL! THOROUGH WASHING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE HUMP!

keeps you safe from viruses, bacterial and other infections.

wetin she carry come - she carryam go back without dashing you any of them.

make sure its dettol. original dettol.

I JUST SAVED YOU A LOT OF SHIT BRO! YOU WILL THANK ME IN FEW MONTHS TIME.[/quote]

Oh yeah my damn niggar, my place is to sit on your head, then put my two legs on top your dirty smelling butt. And eat there....that's my place slave.









quote author=quentin06 post=111554337]

You finally know your place.[/quote]

Even Police and Army combined won't do a
shit when it set, truly its gonna be bloody as
Nigerians are dying everyday so its going to
be a suicidal protest if govt doesn't mind her
business.

They want to scatter this country Finnish, let me see how they enforce it na whether by force or what?





quote author=Triangles1 post=111553628]Threatening people on empty stomach can lead to second End SARS saga, what happened in Moshood Abiola stadium is a sign of End SARS meaning Nigeria are seriously angry and any little misunderstanding between government and masses can lead to Russia Ukraine.[/quote]

Rubbish try enforce it now, the revolution you people have never dreamed to happen, will manifest.

Is it Police or Army, as it is now will enforce it
on hungry Nigerians? Do u want the country
to be in further abyss.


The govt, should give Nigerians breathing space. Abeg!!










ote author=adenigga post=111550042]




Source: https://punchng.com/NIN-SIM-linkage-FG-threatens-enforcement-as-deadline-expires[/quote]

Then the rate of misfire is going to be high, because of the intense frustration.

Its bad and corrupt govt.

I would have done same, if I were him.









uote author=Maxymilliano post=111548400]

https://saharareporters.com/2022/03/31/nigerian-policeman-tenders-resignation-over-poor-pay-inability-feed-self-take-care-other?fbclid=IwAR0H_7fDPCA3uEQXlUuRPqZBFaSgiEj6IZ3Rsy3hyOiJ7y5LuS8BmMUQPes[/quote]

He is a soulless man hence no feelings.

Just look at him, his neck and face, looks like an overstretched sahara desert camel .

Nigerians shouldn't allow him, stay in
power till next year.












quote author=Fahdiga post=111547102] You've said it all bro. Buhari lacks human empathy in his wicked soul[/quote]

yeah bro what's the code?

But gat me cracked up.....








uote author=obiekunie01 post=111550805]

oboy this your handle!!

quote me if you want me to giv u a code to keep you save and clean at all time after humping raw![/quote]

Without the north, Nigeria will be the most peaceful in the world.

The Yoruba's and Igbo's can co exist very well
even other tribes but see north, its a no no....something needs to be done about it.

Buhari is really a human being with a sheep
brain and mentality. Even a goat, given the
chance can do better.











quote author=Fahdiga post=111546487] Northerners are the problem of Nigeria[/quote]

Peace bro and I wish u same.








uote author=Fahdiga post=111546499] Ok bro. Wish you success in everything you do[/quote]

Ozo obodo I fee l you bro.....abeg check am wella before something wey no get teeth start dey bite you.







uote author=ozo13 post=111534667]i always check under the bed and wardrobe this days oo.only God can help us the level things have gotten to in this country[/quote]

Na now I know say u wan catch cruise, from skeleton slapping ur friend....its now a beautiful lady sitting on ur bed. The next one
fit be saw heaven in your hotel room and the
host of heaven singing and dancing with you or abi make I say host of hell







quote author=PointZerom post=111532828]

I once lodged in a hotel at Asaba, I went out around 8pm to eat, as I come back I saw a beautiful lady sitting on my bed. I was like, who are you and how did you get here? She only managed to say "Oga abi you no like me? shaking her heavy breasts. Let me stop here.[/quote]

Like seriously, he was slapped?







quote author=PointZerom post=111532300]

I always go with my bedspread, I don't eat within the hotel, sometimes I use to spray my bedspread on the floor and sleep.
A skeleton recently slapped a friend from mirror hung in the hotel room around 01:am.[/quote]

He thinks that one he is doing will make the girl fall for him.

Guys don't know that girls are very smart,
most people won't believe how many girls I
have met here even with my kind of attitude.

I am currently dating a Nairalander here, we even spoke on phone in the morning today.

If you are a simp, you will always end up been friendzoned....he doesn't know that.








uote author=obiekunie01 post=111532013]

SIMPle guy!

stay your lane![/quote]

I suspected that bro about her profile....but
you wrong when u say about NL not having fine chicks.

I have met three nairaland girls, believe me these girls set die. Two are fair, clean fair
while the other one is dark.

Am even dating a Nairalander here, its a
romantic relationship but you never see them comment on my mention.

Nook I don confirm am some of them fine, with ass and boobs...ahhhh no say am again.







ote author=obiekunie01 post=111522248]

i knw say no be u dey for that profile sha!

NL girls no dey fine like that.

but if u know say na u, change the profile pix to another of your pix lets see.[/quote]

But you can't eat your cake and have it.






uote author=Omicron007 post=111515264]



Was lost in sexual ecstasy a while back when I heard a loud bang on the door.....the rest is history.



Be guided.[/quote]

Haba! But wetin carry you go under bed?

I tire ooo








quote author=illicit post=111510000]Some hotel sef if u check under the bed

Disgusting[/quote]

Nice one, straight and point blank.

Thanks for the insight.








uote author=MadeINchenzen2 post=111509873]Especially in Nigeria, its no longer news that a lot of heinous crimes are being carried out in hotels, the security or privacy in hotels is as bad as 0%. People get murdered and dismembered in hotels.

Cultist initiate themselves in the coverings of these hotels. Terrorists, bandits, thieves and ritualists also use hotels as hideouts, u don't need me to remind you that the perpetual home for yahoo boys is hotels... yahoo boys are the reason why there are no more lodging spaces in most hotels in Nigeria.

Why am I saying all this.... because some of u, boys and girls out there may not be exposed as to knowing whatsup... without doubt, there are naive ones amongst us who shouldn't fall victim because of our ignorance.

If you are into hookups and all that type of stuff, be very smart and careful, that babe or dude u want to flex with may be up to something.

The hotel you are paying to lodge into may have been prepared for something criminal.

The food you eat and water, wine, or juice u drink in hotels too are worth paying attention to.

You need prior due diligence or investigation about a place before you check-in, cos sometimes you may get unlucky, the police or DSS may raid the area and randomly arrest everyone or anyone withing sight, especially when they receive any intelligence report about a person, a crime or an activity that happened or that would happen or is already happening at the venue.

I need not say more, I believe everyone who sees this thread is an adult above 18.

So be wise.[/quote]

You meaan he or she? Anyways, the he-she is there in their hideout, grilling for Buhari her father, the dead burnt meat of the people who died in the train attack. She is not going to hear you, as she is busy at the moment







quote author=Jeezuzpick post=111533038]True words o.

Say, where is @?

I hope he wasn't on the "burning train"?[/quote]

What do you have to say, when Buhari told Goodluck that blood would flow in Nigeria......?











uote author=greatiyk4u post=111532924]Lolz
Yahoo man

Buhari Government has exposed the true happening in Nigeria because he refused to cooperate in sharing national treasury that was the only unifying factor among PDP members then,

The aggrieved and displaced politicians are breeding the insecurity as a way to get back to power. Nigeria has never been good just that the leaders had a costematics way of concealing it from the masses since all they cared for was just cheap food and small money.


If the situation continues like this, Nigerians will get sense and demand true leadership that is constitutionally backed up.[/quote]

Northerners even these bandits and book haram are cowards believe me, they only operate in a free hand where the top is weak
but if they reach a place or region where the
people are really ready for them, you see
them maintaining their own lane.







quote author=potent5 post=111533655]Activities of the ESN led to a reduction in the herdsmen madness in Abia state. Not the Anti Open grazing nonsense law.[/quote]

No wonder he never won any election but
soon his tenure will end and am sure he won't win the next election even if he tries to
rig it. IMO State is difficult to rig except they use Court after the elections.


He is junior Buhari of Igbo land, Owelle's twin brother in crime.









uote author=Tumbulum post=111536467]because hope is a sellout and a fool.[/quote]

Its only in Igbo land it can be enforced, others keep licking the ass of these northerners for small money and position.

If they don't enforce it now, tomorrow these southern places will become like the north.

Let these yeye politicians deceive themselves










ote author=GardenOfGod post=111532269]HERDERS ADAMANT, SOUTHERN GOVS FAIL TO ENFORCE ANTI-OPEN GRAZING LAW

_{>>Despite the resolve of the governors of the 17 states in southern Nigeria to ban open grazing of cattle and other animals in their states due to escalating attacks on farmers and other residents by suspected herdsmen, the states appear to have developed cold feet in implementing laws passed and assented to for that purpose}.

Punch [/quote]