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You for tear am slap.....some dudes think they can use money to impress a lady at first that shows inferiority.

Its better he politely called your attention than paying the bike man.

You did well dear,keep it up so that men will know not all girls can be bought with money.

A womans dignity is invaluable











quote author=Yewandequeen post=44122280]I blame the girl though but on a second thought she had to do the needful.

once had something similar, was coming back from office I alighted from the bike at the junction. There stood a guy where the bike parked I dipped my hand into my purse Brough out my the fare for bike only to c that the guy whim I don't know and haven't even spoken to has paid.

I was like what da hell and there were onlookers , I felt insulted in a way like hehe did I tell u i can't afford to pay for my bike?
Sharply I collected the money and gave him back, he followed me to tell me that's an insult. I was like see this one abegi I quickly took to my heels ooooooo checking the parts of my body to c that non is missing [/quote]

Fine boy has helped so many guys...becos u have not experienced doesnt mean there aint benefits.

I have been housed by a working class chic in Abj when i was damn broke,she fed me and gave me some money to help in my biz then.

She gave me any type of food and sex i wanted,i mean any food i told her she would prepare for me.

She was 28 then....with a good salary.

I didnt pay one kobo,so you can see looks go a long way.

My elder bros had a halfcaste that used to come down from London to see him.
She would buy heaven and earth,my bros is a Lawyer and works in legal unit.
When they had issue,the halfcaste gave me 100k cash(transfer) to help her win my bros back to her.
My brother any handsome guy that is broke is cursed,your looks will make way for a guy not just only with girls.

Plz have a rewrite of that signature












quote author=schumastic post=44106065]i concur @op

moral of the msg is this;
a girl can be in love with a broke guy but il stil want a rich guy as financial back up...the funny part is, she will spend the 3k wit her bf n d mumu go they form lover boy ;Dn brag about his babe..#WhoFineBoyDoneHelp ?[/quote]

It may or may not be true,sometimes women can be funny but what i want him to know is that money isnt everything.

A girl can because of the love she has for a handsome cute guy and poison her husband or rich boyfriend just to be with him.


I have seen cases where ladues rejected real amount of money from guys cos they dont want sex with such guys,i have seen not heard with proof.

Women love money but i can say some of them are not really obssessed with money as people say.

I enjoyed his story and i wish him a better stoey telling next time.

tafabaloo:
Lolzzzzz. Nice story. Can't wait to read d part 2.

You dont have to be proud cos you won her over more with money.

Money wont take you far without looks,i also dont say handsome guys should be broke. But i can tell you that good looks go a long way.

When a handsome guy has both,the world is his but when an ugly guy has money there are still some girls that wont give shit about his money.

With my eyes i have seen in the East a girl a married man paid in 450k into her account to have sex with her she refused.I saw with my eyes the alert and everything.The man had to call his bank,the money was withdrawn but i was smooching this chick in her office free of charge(i fip my hand btw her thighs when we kinda alone).

Using money wont bring out the best in a lady but when a lady trips for a fine guy she can do anything for him.

I can say you did well with yoir scopes but i dont value guys that use money to bed women.
A real player is one that spends less but gets more...


I am comfortable but i say this its better i look very handsome and have moderate riches than be ugly and be very rich(u call it my prayer).

Money isnt everything when it comes to some certain women forget d saying women love money.

saasala:
Please I am not an authority in English language and I think myself unschooled. I did not even finish secondary school. I dropped out at SS2, so bare with my errors. I am half lettered, so dont mind my construction, punctuation, spelling and paragraphs. Once again, forgive me.


Having thoroughly searched for fuel in my metropolis yesterday with no positive outcome, the sheer ecstasy that hit me suddenly when my neighour told me a station has started selling at N140 just two bus stops away from my house will be understandable if you were in my shoes.

**Okay, I dont want to turn this into an epistle, so I'll just rush it.**

I rushed to the gas station with the speed of sound and was shocked to see people in their hundreds already on a snake-like queue waiting for their turn to fill the Jerrican. Of course, there was no smiling face bar a well endowed, beautiful, very light skinned girl and her handsome, thick boyfriend(The guy looked like Usher Raymond, and the girl like Omotola), doing their PDA(Public display of affection)jejeli. My John Thomas noded to the glory of the gods when the guy was kissing her and grabbed her buttocks at the same time in one corner of the station. One guy had to jokingly say "Bros, abeg make nna reach house first na, small small pikin they here o" and everyone around them laughed.

They later came close to where I was standing, browsing the Nairaland Frontpage. So I overheard the guy say "Baby, mum said I should buy 20 litres, but I am buying 15, I will tell her they have short their nussle, and I will even tell her its N160 instead of N140, you know I need to give you 1k, you use N500 for transport and keep N500"....I was like "OMG! This fine dude is a broke asss, plus still lives with mummy". The girl just replied, "Okay, no p....Please go and check our Jerrican oo" So the guy left to hustle for fuel.

I came close to the babe while her BF was away. "I think you guys a great couple. Your boyfriend is handsome, and you look immaculately beautiful yourself" I said to her. "Awww, thanks so much" was her reply. I said, "Can I quickly tell you a story" she said "Sure", then my story: Once upon a time, there was a golden fish trapped in a pond but couldnt get out. Thats the end of part one, I will tell you part two later. She said, "Later, when? What happened to the golden fish" By now she was really smiling, and I saw her BF arguing with some guys on the other side. Seems his keg has been moved. I told her to lets forget about the fish for now that I want to give her N3k right there and then just because she was beautiful, before she could bathe an eyelid I counted N3k for her. She was dumbfounded, she didnt know whether to thank me or screem, she was just looking while holding the money in her hand.

I then told her I would like to meet her later and take her out. I also told her I would like to take care of her. Then I said, "Let me give you my card, so you can call me later" She retorted sharply, "That will be fine sir". I then slit my card down the back pocket of her Jeans, my hand feeling her heavy rear and my head swelling tremendously. As I was leaving her I said, "Please dont tell your BF about me, I dont want to cause troubles" and she said, "Sure I wont" Then I left to sit with some guys on a bench. My little time with her lasted just for about 7 minutes.

She called me around 10pm, we talked as if we have known for eons, we later chatted on whatsapp, I flirted with her a little, telling her how I felt while sliding my card down her jeans. I also promised to buy her a phone (Of course I am never gon' buy her). We agreed to meet today, and I started typing this 5 minutes after she left my abode. And today, she came to visit me, I had cooked rice, chicken stew and fried plantain, she ate and drank and couldnt stop talking about my beautiful apartment.

After she had finished eating, I asked if I could come sit beside her and she obliged. I asked if I could give her a kiss on her cheek, she was reluctant at first, so I I promised her it was just going to be a peck. I kissed her on the cheek, then licked her hear, then her neck, then kissed her. And you wont believe what happened, WE SMOOCHED HEAVILY while she was half naked, the only thing on her was her white pant. It took great control, we would have had sex. Surely our next tryst will end in thrusting in and out.

I am not as half good looking as her boyfriend, in fact I score below average when it comes aesthetics. If I was given just five Naira each time someone called me ugly, I would be rich enough to buy a house in Banana Island.

I pity that fine dude tho, but sorry I had to do it. My signature says it all.

Is it bad if you go for the kill rather than punishing yourself to daydream








quote author=Godmother post=4858380]I get weak in the knees then when I get home I daydream of him aaaaaaaaaall day long [/quote]

Baddo....few days i met a very sexy hippy chic on medicated glasses


I really fancied her,i noticed she became conscious of me as i was walking towards,she started singing in a low key but my pride didnt allow me talk to her i let pass.

Though my mind was kinda on her....i have these kind of experiences







quote author=Ebonyeyes post=4857668]I think, "Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn thats one sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy boy, now come over here and talk to me" [/quote]

Pssshhhhh you can never be my nightmare......









quote author=Millenniumlady post=88900965]Lesson learnt. Never go to a struggling guys house[/quote]

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Hmmmmm.....but you can show love anytime cos coro is trying to put the fabric of love into shreds so its your duty to knit it










quote author=Loveknitting post=89958677]


Loveknitting not lovecoro[/quote]

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Am an entrepreneur and any funds from you will be appreciated.

Thanks.










quote author=Philantropists post=88365780]I believe this will go a long way in motivating others, quote me with your plan for the N25K and let's do it.

Good luck !

Please no duplicate users. One person gets N25K only.[/quote]

Its interesting to have people with the desire to assit others.


I have a barbecue business Unique Taste am starting,am introducing snails to be roasted as this is a delicacy big people in Abuja like...i shuttle from Abuja to Benin for my supply.

All i need to facilitate this last investment is 130k. I dont need more than that bro as i can cover the remaining ones.

The name of my business is Unique Taste,its a new venture that i believe will really prosper.

I would be ever grateful if you consider my request and may your pocket never run dry.

Thanks and God bless.

Hope i am not late. Thanks

Philantropists:
Good day all, I am looking for three people who are in need of cash support for a business of their choice, i am doing this out of keen interest for people who may be in genuine need.

You will need to provide details of the business you are already into or plan to invest the funds in.

The beneficiaries will be chosen from the first 20 people that contact or quote me.

I have known now womenlove sex and can tear a guy into two out of ecstacy but really pretend to hate it.


Also if a guy summons courage and ask for it in a polite way,he may get depending if the girl fancies him.

Also most women like a guy my DP quote represents.

Some girls of nowadays are really hardworking,to earn money unlike before they used to rely on men.

And many others.....














quote author=Honeydenz post=89455185]Lol
And my bro said, that if he had known that ''women" are all the same, he wouldn't have rushed into marriage at age 27. He tot his baby girl was the best bet any man can have, now he thinks women are all the same.

Could this be true? What's that discovery of women you now have that you know not, some years back?[/quote]

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I knew thats your fear dearie,i have met pretty girls that didnt want something serious cos d feel intimidated and there are some that stood against all odds.


I truly appreciate you dear,i wont have your heart shredded into pieces.


All i want is to meet you when i come home.

Adanne m,nwaoma eji eme onu.....dont just say that cos of things i possess you yourself will also enjoy very well.

Am building myself 4u (going 2gym) and soon have my own equippments at home.


Dont hurt me with your words plzz








quote author=adadike post=89946065] aw, you look so handsome. Please stay away, I don't want my heart shredded to pieces . Women go plenty for your matter .[/quote]

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I jus re read your post when i was reading someone elses new post and i could sense the anger in the rhythm of your words and also your choice of words.


My advice is have an open heart,take yourself out once in a while....make a guy ur online buddy who is mentally matured.

See if you can use that to distract yourself from the boredom.
I guess you be happy but all in all,take life easy nothing is worth killing yourself for.


It is well with our souls










quote author=Divay22 post=89944473][/quote]

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Well you said it all.....as for me i delete it sharply.

Except there was something unique she did for me furing our dating and i was the cause of break up. Thats the only thing that can make me hesistate to delete her contact.











quote author=SweetyMarvel00 post=87217024]Girls have repeatedly told me they still have the number of their exes on their phones. You ask them why they begin to give you some silly reasons: to remain friends, miracles whether they could comeback again etc. Guys also do it but it's prevailant in the female folks.[/quote]

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It is well whats DET










quote author=Divay22 post=89944473][/quote]

I feel for you dearie, you seem 2b meeting people who try to spark light over there.

Well i would have loved to visit to brighten things(including making you laugh for real like seriously) at least since you been complaining about boredom but i dont its possible.












quote author=Divay22 post=89944473][/quote]

Adanne,my pretty damsel hope all is well with you.


Whenever i check on u,i feel i kinda of joy this has led to me becoming more fresher everyday even my pic i just uploaded now was taken d day u sent ur lovely message.


Bae we all make mistakes but the real mistake is failure to learn from ones mistakes.

From ur post,i see you as selfless and caring,even your profession says it all.

Adanne i appreciate ur time.....
Stay safe.











quote author=adadike post=89944218] ok, I will give this information and your number to my people or go to No 1 taiwo and speak with chibros. The owner of chibros boutique, he will bring buyers to your doorstep . Am currently in Anambra[/quote]

It is well with our souls....so how are you coping with the lockdown especially now it has been relaxed?


Did you get the excitment you longed for during your shut in?

Divay22:
Awwwww
Thanks for your benevolence sha I appreciate that you care.

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But you are loveknitting....










quote author=Loveknitting post=89636696]


I would have love to, but this Corona ain't joking.[/quote]

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Wow really?










quote author=airminem post=89930999]I gat a friend named mosquito [/quote]

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Trying to stay alive thats the tips









quote author=airminem post=75497786]Wer[/quote]

Maybe you know someday....

Ibu agbara goddess?

Iza bele ajuju njuru gi?

Ejim aka unu na eme ofuma.


Lezie anya.









quote author=Amatarasha post=89892314]btw raw humper wat are u humping?


And nna anaghim eje uka anam efe agbala goddess[/quote]

U trying to say he likes dirty ladies or what?

How Imo State....Owerri still dey my mind after 8years here i dey miss Owerri die.

Muna4real:
Are you sure that the person you are describing is not you? I mean the guy.

Its psychological.....i have experienced some Bleep ups from ladies but that wont make me to too harsh and very impolite when their issues are raised.


What guys need is understanding and most importantly not putting their heart on woman matter.

Just do the necessary and keep on living your life,afterall nobody here was there when they were giving our births

Raymeskey:
The rate at which guys attacks ladies these days is alarming.... Seriously what's happening?


Ladies please adjust your lifestyle its becoming unbearable and guys address the issues properly

Hei this is serious....well i reserve my comment i have not experienced this kind of stench before.

But so sad a beautiful girl cant keep that place neat....

africandictator:
Some days ago, my friend who happens to be a tailor nearly lost his young life. A girl he has be wooing for months came over, and in the process of their romance he layed his head on her thighs. They were fully clothed, the stench he told me came out from her private area still lingers with him till today. He has started taking his bath like five times daily, but he is not recovering. Now he has mood swings and I am suspecting he is going into sucidal soon. I don’t even know what to do, bacteria is fucking up every girls sex life especially in Lagos.

Imela nwada, biko ebe ino kwanu?

Kedu maka nde ulo? ejim aka na unu nno nke oma.

Biko lezie anya maka ndi mpi anya.

Amatarasha:
ina eje uka? Biko jebe

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Nwanne okwa gini mere eji ina edekaram izu afo.

Biko edikwa na nma?

I have stayed in Abj over 8yrs,i will soon come to the east to celebrate family something in the villa.

I truly value your friendship but if you feel otherwise,then i will understand and stop checking on you dear.
Its your call.


Hope you had a good day at work.
Sleep well.












quote author=adadike post=89786564] nothing much dear. Spent most of my day at the hospital, tending to patients[/quote]

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Awum nwafor Imo....nwa na aga uka.

Ke ije?

Ewerem olele anya agam abata Owerri maka oteka mbatara ebe an.

Afo asato













author=Amatarasha post=89870854]Nna onye Ebe ka ibu?





Ibu Christian ka pagan?[/quote]