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[let your heart guide you that's all I can say.

Your happiness is the most important.

We all make mistakes in life but we have to learn from ones mistakes.










quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=87899696]

My DeaR,
I Can't even SleeP with him now BeCauSe of feaR Of the ViRuS. We've nOt haD SeX in AlmOSt a month. Think I'm loosing my mind.[/quote]

Wow!!! That was awesome dear!!!!

I really need more dear,sooooo interesting you are the raw deal!!!

When will you be back?

Let me know thru my mail,we talk lera dear.

I like it

MOnkeyBabe:
diD you Get my email?

Its this same gf of yours you talked about insulting your mum and violent in temper.

Abeg make u carry ur wahala go elsewhere,are u a baby?

U dont know what death is all about,if u want to stick to her and death go ahead but plz don't worry us here abeg .

funkmrflexx:
My girlfriend is denying me sex. When we first started dating our sex life was great. But in these past few months she always refused sex. She'll give excuses like she's tired, she's not in the mood. Anytime I want to touch, she'll remove my hand from her body,
This started when she came from school. She come to my house from school sometimes. We can stay a whole month without sex. (she can be with me for two months, so I'm sure she's not getting it outside) She won't even be bothered, she's very hard working. She cooks, cleans and a very good wife material. My family loves her.
But the issue now is sex. I can't be in the house with my girlfriend for two months and no sex. I'm not the type of guy that cheats but I'm thinking about it.
What I'll do is I'll stop asking her. Stop touching her in anyway. If kinky hold me. I'll go outside because I don't want to spoil our relationship because of sex

What do you think ?

Btw...... I like your representation dear and I guess East is cool.

Am not back from my biz,just passing by,wil ve back lera tonight.

Nne m oma iwu nwa eji eme onu.....
Biko lezie Anya.













[quote author=adadike post=89681326][/quote]

Are you in Imo?

Am in Abuja but may come down to the east to sort some important stuffs out....

Thanks for following me dear,I appreciate hun


Sent you a mail










quote author=adadike post=89681349] thanks dear[/quote]

Wisely and well said but I cant loose guard again but I still do but only if my spirit tells me to but most times I snob so that I wont utter a word....


You still have a point

Rozz:
you know every individual is accountable for his or her actions and as such does not represent the church or a group.So whatever experience you might have had is solely the responsibility of that individual.Good and bad people are found everywhere including the houses of God.

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Peace unto you father...

Well that's for those who are in love.
I have passed that stage,till I die i won't totally give any girl my heart even my wife.


When I was brought into the world,they weren't there so i shouldn't kill myself because of any of them.


Abeg I testify today....Gods blessings











quote author=Modaproducer post=89659237]My advice is "flee and never look back" you are watering the wrong plant. I'm talking from experience, I watered a wrong plant for 8 years thinking she was going to change but she got worst. Guys/ladies from toxic or dysfunctional home create unhealthy and chaotic atmosphere for those around them.
I started adding weight after I quit that relationship, contracts started rolling in. I feel embarrassed anytime I remember that I was once in love with a toxic person. If you check wella, girls like that are good in bed, they hate corrections, the mood swing has a dedicated button in their armpit, they're manipulative and they make inflammatory comments about their own family members they feel they're not benefiting from.

Ladies like that are the reason some of us drop money in the offering box when we go to church; so that our parts will never cross in life.
Don't look what you have spent so far, I think I did more than what you have done but it's negligible when compared to your potential peace of mind. Any girlfriend that doesn't respect you in public is an impending calamity. To cap it all, guys study the love language and temperament of your partner to avoid stories like this one. Peace unto us all.[/quote]

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How would you feel if your son scolds you in public because of his gf, I hope you experience it someday since you are saying what he did because of such girl.

Plz excuse us...










quote author=Sixfeetbelle post=89659123]

Whether publicly or privately, if your mother errs, you chastise her. Simple.[/quote]

Phew I have forgotten I wrote such post....

That was in 2005 when I went for USA visa interview....then the visa fee was 100dollars.

There was a day I went to Alaba Intl market to buy some stuffs,on my way back I met a guy claiming he came from Togo,he was robbed that I should help him....to cut it short.

I was dubbed of 40k I had and I went home and brought 100dollars I was given for my visa fee.

The only money I didn't bring was 13k I left under my bed I forgot it..

They wanted to take my gold wrist chain but one of them to leave me when I refused to give it to them.

It was a pure gold a gift given to me,their juju didn't work me on that gold,I was ready to fight to death just for it and they noticed it so they let me go.

Well I later had another experience again,that made me not to be sociable till date.

I like to be on my lane










quote author=Rozz post=89668816]what was your experience?[/quote]

My breed I trust you are representing well



I am proud of you hun...

adadike:
Dear funkmrflexx, I hope you have already dug your grave? Next is to go and buy coffin, coz you see that mannerless witch you scolded your mom for have already sharpened the knife she will use to murder you. Leave that relationship now and use soldiers to intimidate or warn her not to come close coz this is the type of girl that can pour you acid for mere leaving her.

Thanks bro,its wisdom I inherited from my dad.

At his old age he feels very sad I havent used my potentials to the fullest,he wants me to be an adviser to the President or someone with executive post where I can showcase my immense wisdom,he feels I make an impact but truly I am skeptical.Am the type that ain't that ambitious.


The truth is that if that chic truly wants marriage with him,she would have behaved well or pretended to be nice in public and in his family.

She is not into him and I fear that guy may commit murder and suicide if he doesn't do something about it.

If you like my new pic,you can add ur own like to it....am here just to be happy and contribute to the society.

Goodnight and thanks once again.










quote author=Liposure post=89667181]the sage has spoken[/quote]

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I read your story and its sad that if what you said about yourself is really true then problem dey (girls don't really like nice guys).


To be candid with you,I think you are carried away by her beauty and sex life too.
She is going to ruin your life if you continue with her,God wanted to save you by touching her fathers heart not allow the marriage till she finishes school.


Let me tell you point blank that girl doesn't really want to marry you,she has foreseen your plans so she is using everything she got to dissuade you from a lasting relationship with her.

She wants to use you to achieve her goals (schooling and maybe makeup kits and clothes).
Then she herself will kick you,am telling you what may happen in future so prepare your mind.We wouldn't want to hear you committed murder cos your girl jilted you,the signs have been there.

For her to disrespect your mum showed she doesn't want to be part of your family and she doesn't really love you.

I am a Grandfather and I read women like ABC,even when they display opposite of what's in their mind(which most Time is what they do) I still see through them to detect them.

Don't say you were not warned,she doesn't really love you forget the support you said she gave you,its because she gains more from you and she has plans.


Be wise.
Your Grandfather.










quote author=funkmrflexx post=89653044]We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.[/quote]

BLW....
Cant my experience I had when I was in Lagos

Rozz:
let me show the pictures to someone who works with fmc abuja and modified my post later after i get the feedback but from what you said so far he's obviously a fraudster

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Good to know,you still base in Kadunna?
If yes hows life over there over there especially the unexplainable deaths of people of ur neighbouring state Kano









quote author=Twoclans post=89663033][/quote]

Two clans what a name......
How are you doing tonight?

Twoclans:
I am all yours my king ,just leave the front door open

You like it big?
Licki licki you are the real DEAL!

Margy:
Walahi!!
It is big!
Bigibigi likiliki

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It happens but I believe most girls enjoy it depending on the guy behind them that will make the lady to keep quiet or react.

How was your day?











quote author=Sleekbaby post=53070448]I witnessed this same scenario at same diamond during Xmas period, the same way, the guy released on the lady's dress, the lady embarrassed him and he couldn't deny it, he was just begging.

I think the guy should see the doctor asap bcoz it's not normal.[/quote]

You are on point




You are quote author=ogorwyne post=53067683]how can the guys sperm drip down her leg? was he naked? whatever fabric he had on should have been able to absorb the liquid and leave only wet marks. she is lying.[/quote]

I know this old thread but it depends on d kind of jeans he wore...for it to allow his preek to stand.


Btw where do u stay in Abuja?
I reside in Abj...thanks

kowema:
The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

I have been all those states u mentions except Ondo,I have a muslim girl from Ondo,I will have access to her after sallah,she was the one that made me know the fasting ends this coming Saturday.

My life with these sounds like story or unreal because i do things most guys haven't done before....am one of the few unknown guys that has left legacy.

When I write the story of my life and a book about woman behaviour I bet you it will be best selling in the world....i have a feeling for that and i have some encouragement.

Am just here to talk and learn I don't need attention here cos i really have it in excess....so don't think I am degrading ur girls,so sorry you know we are entitled to our opinions which may be right or wrong. Hope you understand.


Stay safe bro...
Grandfather.











quote author=sageb post=89631554] only Bayelsa! You have not met IJAW girls from Rivers state,Ondo,Delta,Akwa Ibom and Edo state hence you have a myopic view about the IJAWS. Don't lie to me, you have not been to any of these states. You and the op@jumper524 who said "calabar girls are ugly" both of you are so myopic that you can't see any thing even if it is so obvious to everyone. #stupid thread[/quote]

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I stayed in Warri for years Edewo Estate.

I didn't say Calabar girls are ugly,I was the one talking about efik girls with pointed nose though efik men are more handsome than their ladies...i have lived in Calabar South.

You see I don't talk on hearsay,its from experience like I said I have had accessed to every girl in virtually all tribes in Nigeria.

Currently there is an ijaw neighbour girl that likes me. She is facially not fine but has portable ass and black and physique.

I just exchanged number with her yesterday but I don't know I call her cos in her compound there are her other siblings that are interested,don't want to fall my hand she may start saying we are dating.

Guy I am a Grandfather,no guy even if he is d most handsome in Naija except CELEBS can beat my record of things I did with girls.....

In reality am very very calm and cool looking and I talk less except we have known each other.


So don't be offended,I meant in general Bayelsa don't really have beautiful girls its a fact......i have been to all Geographical zones of the country and I met girls of different tribes whereever I am(You can call me permanent NYSC)









quote author=sageb post=89631554] only Bayelsa! You have not met IJAW girls from Rivers state,Ondo,Delta,Akwa Ibom and Edo state hence you have a myopic view about the IJAWS. Don't lie to me, you have not been to any of these states. You and the op@jumper524 who said "calabar girls are ugly" both of you are so myopic that you can't see any thing even if it is so obvious to everyone. #stupid thread[/quote]

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Like seriously I am looking for you









quote author=Estharfabian post=41645606]She's really frustrated, hurt, laughable, silly, dimwitted, ludicrous, shortsighted, Desperate, and paranoid..
Well, Goood for her!!!! Ntoooor!


Biitch shouldn't have stereotyped...She should've atleast used "Some Nigerian men"... Arrant Nonsense!

Not all men Are such dickheads...could vouch for my dad! he's A Saint!


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I have a girl I am considering dating recently,every night she texts me she is bored and need me to text or call her.

She confesses love and calls me too but I have a feeling she is using me to cure her boredom.
She doesn't really have friends,she is extremely snobbish this I know...i just got her with one of my strategies.

I mean this happens every blessed day....

Am i right or wrong?

Thanks

lizzy47:
WELL YES AND NO if u treat some ladies nice u'll get the best from them. U see some guys are not just nice thats why ladies act the way they do i'm not saying all the ladies are good oooooo!!!! But try treating one well and see what happens

Even monkeys compete with baboos in the jungle,I hope this now explains everything.


Am not saying there isnt any fine girl in every state even there are some fine monkeys...dont you believe it?

Well bro even in Imo people are saying has the most beautiful girls,you will also find ugly girls.


Am not a Deltan but I bet you when it comes the tribes Ijaw,Itshekiri and Uhrobo....Ijaw no see other tribes back

Learn from your Grandfather.....









[quote author=sageb post=89630290][/quote]

Don't you understand the statement there is always an exception?

And is Agbani really facially that beautiful?
She has nice physique,that's why u can never differentiate between facially beautiful and a complete woman.

Go to Bayelsa and see for yourself,I didn't mean to offend but its my observation.

When next you comment try and understand every word the speaker uses,for better understanding.

Thanks

sageb:
The guy that talked about Edo girls been beautiful I give you recharge card,bro you really get eye...i tell you that those girls are something else....i dated one recently and I met another one yesterday she is from Eshan with brown eyes...d are beautiful.


When you want to talk about ugly girls Ijaw girls carry first from the name you see it all.

Delta girls have nice shape/physique most have straight shoulders for modelling but are not facially fine but I give them number one in shape on Nigeria.

I know good thing and my guys know me I can use eye to tell you a girl that will be sweet and a girl that wont be sweet its not all about fine....there are things u look out for to know.


So guys let your grand father go and have some rest.....
Have a nice day everyone�

@Rawhumper Which state are you from? What do you mean by this trash you wrote"IJAW girls carry first by the name you will know". The only Nigerian girl to be crown miss world is an IJAW girl named Agbani Darego from River state. Have you seen miss Nigeria 2013 Anna Banner Ebiere from Bayelsa state. You come here and post nonsense.

Wow it seems you like it very well then don't judge other people when you know you have similarities with them....

Your kind should never be jealous











quote author=Jeweltz post=89328977]Weak men all over this thread. You think you can catch a woman like that?.

Nonsense. I've once had a crush on my cousin. So good looking that I could not let go of his control over me. One day my boyfriend came see me at night, met my cousin with me. We actually had sex right under his nose, the very sex we have been having before he came. I told him me and my cousin were only discussing in the parlour. I left the boy in the room though.

Well, I've repented[/quote]

We are all learning everyday in this world as long as one has life.

I don't know it all but I prefer to learn more from girls cos they tend to sharpen your instinct and sensitivity if you are open to have a chat with each and every one of them you meet.


Girls are wise in some aspect,as I dey here am hyper sensitive that's why in reality I can easily communicate with them...i say things to them first time that any average guy that says it will receive multiple slaps.

Its not magic,just power of communication.

All in all,I learn everyday that's why in every topic am able to say something meaningful in and outside here.

Knowledge is the key you can use to sweep off intelligent women,these are women your money alone cant move so if I meet such I change tactics......
Take care












quote author=jumper524 post=89615031] well said Grandfather..[/quote]

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I have girls in every tribe of Nigeria,I can say out of experience that delta girls especially urhorobo girls are perfect I once dated one in school.

Now my Gf I half delta,half Ibo I praise her anytime I talk to her on phone about her perfect structure and face but she fears and tells me i may dump her.

Truly I love her she reach my spec but.....


So guys in everything there must be an exception.
Abeg let me go and pick a girl I met toast,she said i should come and pick her from work she closes by 4pm. Before time leaves me.....
Op doesn't know wat he saying very well
And plz Edo girls I had met are really beautiful wen I see a beautiful girl I know,ibdont see an average girl and call her pretty.







quote author=humilitypays post=89595155]Finest states:
Imo
Anambra
Akwa Ibom
RIvers (Calabari, Ogoja, and few other communities in Rivers)


Semi finest states
Abia
Lagos
Kano
Borno



Semi Ugliest States
Delta
Kaduna
Kogi(minus Kabba ladies)
Ebonyi (minus Afikpo ladies)



Ugliest states
Bayelsa
Oyo
Plateau
Kwara
Cross River
Edo


Tribes with Most Beautiful women
Igbo
Fulani (but they don't usually have killer shape sha but facially sweet)
Calabari
There is one tribe in the north that look like Fulanis too forgotten their name.


But then there are beautiful ladies in all states and there are ugly ladies in all states too but some carry first by majority.[/quote]

Guys wait your grand father is here let me say something,in everything there is an exception in general I say Adamawa girls are hot I have dated christian and Muslim girls from Adamawa and they are the bomb.


The guy that talked about Edo girls been beautiful I give you recharge card,bro you really get eye...i tell you that those girls are something else....i dated one recently and I met another one yesterday she is from Eshan with brown eyes...d are beautiful.


When you want to talk about ugly girls Ijaw girls carry first from the name you see it all.

Delta girls have nice shape/physique most have straight shoulders for modelling but are not facially fine but I give them number one in shape on Nigeria.

I know good thing and my guys know me I can use eye to tell you a girl that will be sweet and a girl that wont be sweet its not all about fine....there are things u look out for to know.


So guys let your grand father go and have some rest.....
Have a nice day everyone�












quote author=jumper524 post=89597338] Adamawa and southern Kaduna no ugly oo brother.
Adamawa get averagely beautiful girls just like Benue.[/quote]