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Joystark:
I wonder how you pipo come here to make posts like this... then tap "submit".


Beats me.

Amatarasha:
Am in futo owerri

Rekhina:
D lesbian stuff got me " she is one as she looked like an orangutan

Macsjebs:
I researched on this, even men fake orgasm too

And aside from doing this for the ego of their partners or to kind of play along, females do fake orgasm for themselves too, the fake orgasm is like a prelude to the actual orgasm, like fake orgasm actually helps them reach orgasm

simplepee:
Yes, they fake anything to sooth your ego. Brother wey mu....

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

adadike:
lol, Helen of Troy and Cleopatra of Egypt? See as you dey wash my brain . Am blushing already. Thanks so much and have a wonderful day

Teeboy15:
Alright p.imp.

Adios

Exmilitant:
I want to know and worship God, i know he exists. i would do everything to be led to him. have investigated almost every religious body and order recommended to me and instead of finding God, i became confused and disillusioned the more. Then i met a professor at the university of portharcourt who is a philosopher and an atheist he dismissed my worries with sound logic and dispelled the notion of god i felt at home. i became a philosopher and would use logic to wave away god and religion. Few weeks ago, i saw this proff libating to odin the god of pirates! (he is a seadog) I was startled. I felt betrayed and alone, these men have some form of god they reverence! I resolved to seek god wherever he may be found. Note that My search for god is not for material or health benefit or for socialisation. It is my soul yearning to be one with the ultimate reality. I cant believe that with all my wealth and connections i would still experience this empty aching feeling, this void, this yearning... I need GOD!!!

PrettyPrint:
please try and quote well

adadike:
lol, Helen of Troy and Cleopatra of Egypt? See as you dey wash my brain . Am blushing already. Thanks so much and have a wonderful day

adadike:
nothing much dear. Spent most of my day at the hospital, tending to patients

highbee02:
I hope the guy didn't leave scars on the succulent part