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Am not from Warri,am an Ibo guy.
I have dated almost all girls of every tribe so I talk out of experience although there are always exceptions.


In terms of perfect shape for modelling to me Delta girls are number one. They have straight shoulders but they not really fine for face but Uhrobo girls are perfect in every way.


When Tuface sang now I get Funke,Aisha and Chidera I was the one he was referring to]

jumper524:
bla bla bla.
Warri no carry last no mean say una no get some of the ugliest girl for Naija.
Abi una girls no they look and behave like men ni?

About Ondo I don't know nothing much about them cos I haven't been there but there was this muslim girl I met that is from there.

She is okay facially has full lips(not big lips),she has heavy breasts and ass.

She told me she be with me after Sallah,it was through I got to know their fasting ends next Saturday then she will come.
She is gorgeous and a full package 10/10.


There is virtually no tribe in Naija I have not had something with their girls that's why am I don't concur with ur posts.

There some guys here I saw their posts about ladies,they said it right about somethings about women not yours. Sorry my own contribution










quote author=jumper524 post=89589712]It's possible to find beautiful girls from these place though but it doesn't change the fact that less than 40% of their girls are beautiful.

1, Ondo: I tell you the girls here are hardly ever beautiful. The locality of the few beautiful ones there there is enough to turn you off.
Girls bearing iyabo, Bose, basira are common there, if you take your survey on girls bearing these names you'll discover 90% are from ondo and are extremely ugly..


Delta: my guy we know this one say Na fact.
The girls there are most of the times mistaken for men on several occasions.
They are so manethic(if that word even exist) they behave so much like men and are extremely ugly in shape

Plateau: Jos have the blackest set of ugly women in Nigeria. It's very easy to identify a Jos woman from voice. The moment you can do this you'll get to understand how ugly they look. Their women are very hospitable to men from other part of the country mostly due to low patronage from their own men and to encourage commitment..

Cross river: yea most of you would be shocked they made the list but it's pure truth.
Calabar women are very curvalicious but are damnnn too ugly.
During my days in Calabar, I could remember taking a strow on Sunday morning in the street of Calabar. Trust me I no see one single fine girl.
Despite the makeup they mould before going to church they were extremely ugly as Bleep. The beautiful ones there are mostly from akwa ibom or ogoja.

Feel free to add yours guys..[/quote]

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Why do ladies prefer bad guys to nice guys,and why are most of them always confused?


Lastly why do in practice girls like sex more than guys,at first it may seem no girl is interested in it but when the guy gets her.
Come see as she go wan suffocate the guy as she tries to press and pit her breasts in the guys mouth at same time.



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quote author=Twaci post=46210389]Good day nairalanders!

So I was bored and thought of this; why not create an opportunity for guys to know us girls better?

So I did. This is an open thread where guys are allowed to ask questions, any question, about girls/women/ladies and I, or any female, can try to answer.

Are u confused about girls? Or moods? Is there anything you would love to know about us? Let us know and see how we can help

Ladies in the house! Who's up?

Laveda
Diddyydiva
Adeh39
Lanicky
Omotayor123
Dollyjoy
Refiner
Ivyy or ivvy
Mimzy
Optional1
Mysticalgal
Farano
Safarigirl
Misspicy
Ishilove
Estharfabian
Michella
Cherryice
Sinaj
Missmary
Charijee
Taashamania
Dechanel
Tohphaz....
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...Every girl out there!

Let's have fun [/quote]

Are u more handsome than me even my pic u seeing am not the photogenic type.

If I meet you even if u think u fine I will have upper hand in many aspects.
Who made u judge over beauty?

U are wrong about Calabar girls,if check about Efik people in Calabar you learn they are the neatest and cutest.

About Jos girls u also wrong,I know Jos girls that have pointed nose and really sexy.

Delta Girls have one the best curves in Nigeria so go and do your research very well.

I lived in Warri,Edewo Estate am not from there....u be winch?


You 90% wrong in your research esp about delta girls having worse shapes,have you heard of the Urhrobos in Delta State? Go and ask about their girls and shape I bet u never see any Urhrobo that has bow or k legs they are known to have perfect structure and straight legs.....when it comes to shape abegi abegi no try say Delta girls no follow!!!

U no hear say Warri no dey carry last?

jumper524:
It's possible to find beautiful girls from these place though but it doesn't change the fact that less than 40% of their girls are beautiful.

1, Ondo: I tell you the girls here are hardly ever beautiful. The locality of the few beautiful ones there there is enough to turn you off.
Girls bearing iyabo, Bose, basira are common there, if you take your survey on girls bearing these names you'll discover 90% are from ondo and are extremely ugly..


Delta: my guy we know this one say Na fact.
The girls there are most of the times mistaken for men on several occasions.
They are so manethic(if that word even exist) they behave so much like men and are extremely ugly in shape

Plateau: Jos have the blackest set of ugly women in Nigeria. It's very easy to identify a Jos woman from voice. The moment you can do this you'll get to understand how ugly they look. Their women are very hospitable to men from other part of the country mostly due to low patronage from their own men and to encourage commitment..

Cross river: yea most of you would be shocked they made the list but it's pure truth.
Calabar women are very curvalicious but are damnnn too ugly.
During my days in Calabar, I could remember taking a strow on Sunday morning in the street of Calabar. Trust me I no see one single fine girl.
Despite the makeup they mould before going to church they were extremely ugly as Bleep. The beautiful ones there are mostly from akwa ibom or ogoja.

Feel free to add yours guys..

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Who will pay his fees if they separate?











quote author=Fountainofyouth post=87058716]


Oya they should separate na, let everyone be on their own, Op focus on your school, that's the most important thing for you right now.[/quote]

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Wishing a wonderfully made lady of class...a very happy and splendid buffday!


May your lovely days on earth be one of joy and love.


Hip hip hip!
Hurray!!!!

Hope you really enjoyed your day,today is your special day dearie.

Stay safe.











quote author=placeofallure post=77214348]I'm appalled at the way marriages hit the wall in these recent times. This generation is guilty! We're not getting it right at all.

A few months ago, I ran into a childhood friend. He was my neighbor and playmate when we were growing up. Neighborhood changed and we weren't in touch anymore. Fast forward till late last year when we met again. He's married now with kids and seems to be doing fine. After meeting up a few more occasions, he decided to open up to me. All is not well with his marriage.

Though Yoruba, he got married to an Igbo lady about 10 years ago and they have 2 kids together. Trouble started in their marriage when the wife's immediate younger sister (she's in her 30s) started living with them. Initially they were fine but at a time the wife became arrogant and the sister too became overbearing such that she sleeps with them in the bedroom or even sleeps on their marital bed. The man would sleep either on the couch in the living room or the guest room. According to him, he complained to the wife but she was adamant about it, rather they both connive many times to harass the man out of the house. He has a simple nature and they took advantage. They got him arrested once but the police on listening to the man's side of the story asked him to go without collecting a farthing from him.

Gradually, things degenerated between them and for over a year now, they stopped making love but they still live together and the man still provides for the family.

Family members have tried to mediate to no avail but the lady's family especially, are non-chalant about it. The girl's mother was reported to have even said that " Marriage is not by force!" After the mediation, it was agreed that the wife's sister, who has lived with them for about 7 years, should look for another place to stay. She moved out in January. This isn't so effective as the couple still don't have sex together and the wife doesn't cook his meal still. Before she doesn't cook for him at all, now she does it once in a while.

Now, not too long ago, he met a lady.
The chemistry between them is strong, so strong ithat he's willing to give up everything to be with her. He wants to relocate abroad with her. I've seen her a couple of times or so. She's good really, but she's married and looking to leave her husband. Her marriage of 8 years is childless and she wants to try elsewhere. The problem seems to be with her husband.

Having listened to his sorry tale, he wants advice pretty urgently. How old am I in family matters? The guy is even older than me, we just happen to be friends. I feel sorry for him but I don't know what to tell him.

Nairaland to the rescue![/quote]

Am serious what to see......

So how do we go about it?

StacyO:

How do you mean please?








quote author=Jacqueline22 post=89442471]Mine is Bleep..g scary.[/quote]

You like talk about aliens as if you can stand if you meet one.

You like watching alien films like mars attack, star wars etc.

Anyways I did like to meet those aliens you talked about










quote author=StacyO post=89434590]

Contact me with this alien number if truly you're a sorcerer
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Its my pleasure so which state are you observing your Ramadan?












quote author=olasaad post=89541401][/quote]

I see dear, you are right dear....well depends on the girl.

There are some girls that don't really have not a single female friend.

One of my female friends,doesn't have any.
All the guys around her area are on her.

She texts me every night when she is bored we chat thru text for 2hours....that shows to an extent she really doesn't have many friends.

I count myself lucky having such girl but my access to other girls makes it difficult to give her attention.
Now she is asking if we can be just friends since am not giving her the deserved attention and not understanding her.

I refused to be just friend to her.....she ain't a virgin but i know her she isn't loose.

All in all,everything is based on home training

Sixfeetbelle:
We are saying the same thing though. Some virgins can become wild once they are deflowered. Now imagine her being married to a one-minute man who knows nothing about satisfying women. Total disaster.

Their argument was that she won't know he's a total loser in bed as if she's a child who hasn't heard from all these sex talk flying about that 'sex is wonderful'. Yimu people

Sis,why you dey do like dis na?

You wan jux comot for my domot as I come dey like your style abegi no pass.

I no wan make u dey for your lane wich one u dey na,shooo?

Abegi!


I am all weather my dear that's why I don't dull on whatever I do....

I understand dear,you really one with a gift.

VickyRotex:
Na to dey thank God sey I no study literature be that o.

Bros, I no dey share ooo. Seriously, I'm not ready to share the other stories. I'll pass!

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I have never begged an ashawo I always have runs girls i bang anyhow and d don't tell me price.
I give them whatever amount of money I want and they don't complain.

Apart from my regular girls,its all about knowing how to carry oneself and most importantly look neat and clean.

These are very important but most guys think its all about money.

Yesterday I bleeped a girl I met in keke that same day,she was the one calling me when i got home(it was very wonderful with her).

I had to cancel my date with a gal that claims she is a virgin.
Anyway I find out today when I see her.

I still have a muslim one I bumped into same yesterday and I told her how I love her boobs
She smiled on phone...its not magic its knowing the law of attraction

Money isn't everything most ladies will agree but you have to make money and have some to pay for small things when with a girl not been totally broke.

Girls don't charge a guy they really fancy after sex.....










quote author=Gentle0wavez post=89445599]I had the courage to beg an Ashawo ( I knew her small sha) to open her legs for me on credit, say I go pay after. Imagine the kind sugar, honey and saccharine I use sweeten my words that day b4 she gree. Konji na bastard and poverty is the unknown Father.[/quote]

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If you studied literature you would have retraced your lost track .


By the way,can tell the the worst story do you want to go personal so that you can pm or vice versa.

I like your least nightmare,cant imagine how your worst would be like dear.
Come on sweetie...share it plzzxzzzz











quote author=VickyRotex post=89537620]

Okay, I'm lost! But it's okay. [/quote]

Am tired of virgins are this,virgins are better or worse even some of you ladies still don't know that once a virgin is deflowered,the sexual urge takes over her.

Whether she knew about sex or not will become a thing of the past.

So marrying a virgin makes no difference hat matters is the woman's home training and fear of God that preserve that marriage.

Enough of this virgin and non virgin of a thing.

I have disvirgined girls that became dogs,I have seen non virgins that through out our stay in the school I never saw nor heard guys saying she messed around but she was not a virgin.

Sixfeetbelle:
That's why I pity men who want to marry virgins as a measure to hide their awful bedmatics. Women gossips about their sex life and before you know it, virgin wife will want to experience all these things but won't tell the husband cause 'she's a virgin and shouldn't know about those things'. Las las, na Okey, your driver that will educate her more

Not all persons,figuratively speaking there are some who are worse than mosquitoes dear.

Those who disturb our ear drums with redpill issues

VickyRotex:
You signature says: "If you think a person is too small to make a difference,then you have not spent a night with a mosquito!"

why are we comparing a person to a mosquito?

I cant be like him.....i don't want to be a loser and a whinning around NL.

Thank heavens some of my friends corrected my mistakes when I was exchanging words with him sometime ago during the lockdown.

I almost lost all my friends in NL esp d ladies,dat was his plan but am glad I have learned my lessons.

Well you a lady,yours is different...you have the right to defend womanhood and you have my blessings.

Take care and Sta safe















quote author=Digmygold post=88404032]

If you were giving her money she will be under your roof today. Wifeless MOFO ancestor.

Fool you cook up stories hoping and praying







that all men will be stupid like you are. You are so desperate not to see your baby mamas settle down because you cant settle down. No woman wants a dumpster for a man. God is failing you because younger dicks are giving them great sex. They ignore your sex starved advances and you wanna go commit suicide. Lol. What do you think they'd need your wrinkled dick for? DEAD DIDLO. [/quote]

He talks like a boy without a future ]










quote author=Digmygold post=88402889]

Your fugly daughters lol
They'll be cougars. Giving money amd getting fvcked in return. [/quote]

Damn!!!! You should work in the Interpol.










quote author=Digmygold post=88402734]

You defrauded a.company and got jailed. FRAUDSTER. Your frustration and greed for money ruined you
Ancestral Gigolo with a ruined existence.[/quote]

Wow! Wow! And wow!!!

You seem to know alot....kudos to you.






quote author=Digmygold post=88402677]

God is done with you Lucifer has taken over your ruined existence.[/quote]

[wow! He is the same great researcher











quote author=Digmygold post=88402389]

Thats all your jobless broke ass ever sees. LIAR. You think everyone lives like dogs like you do. Dark porn gay. Coro locate and kill you.[/quote]

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Sure I grew up in the midst of girls....sure you damn right.

I have heard them discuss so many things,about some Governors where about and sexual escapedes.

Guys dicks and their husbands attitude towards(those that are married) I had a clique of married ladies and singles we used to meet somewhere and had fun-I enjoyed their company.

If you earn the trust of women,you enjoy life I tell you....thats why no matter the bad experience I always love them.

Women talk dirty things more than guys so guys don't hold yourself when you expressing ur desires to a lady,they may pretend out of modesty but truly they are more RAW and dirty(not having odour as in dirty in words) than you can ever imagine!!!





quote author=chuksstanlo post=88117507]Women gossip amongst themselves about sex even more than men. They go into more details. You know the size, how long you lasted, and so on.

Just pray that you satisfy your wife/girlfriend if not the way her friends will be making mockery of you. You won't like it. I'm telling you.

How would you feel If after having sex with your woman and she said to you i didn't cum, baby you are not satisfying me. It will hurt you right?

I know for a fact that most women are not that straightforward. Some will look for a way to tell you nicely in order not to destroy your ego.

Some women will not even tell you at all. They would rather lie to you and pretend then when you travel or go for work they would cheat on you with the gateman. LOL [/quote]

Yeah I for one, loves smooth skin,wow I love it die.....including boobs with pointed nipples and portable ass.


I have many others I cant narrate here,my life is full of many things and experiences that's why in every thread or discussion I have something to contribute. In reality I don't bore people around this the power I have over intelligent ladies.


If its about women I must confess I have had a fulfilled life, but now am thriving to make money.


How do u look dear,can you put ur pics or describe yourself?







quote author=delectablegyal post=89528042]







you are the baddest so far on this thread. I like the fact that you were talking about their glamorous skin. having a glamorous skin is an attraction for most guys.[/quote]

Ok you tell me more when you get my mail




quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=89524691]lol far away
Mine's BRitneytrump@gmail.com[/quote]

Yeah that one is lame and off point but the others can really make a girl yearn for the guy that send them.

He tried shaa but I think u would like to read more [color=][/color]











quote author=Heloct post=70893865]You sent angels to look after her..

So lame.[/quote]

Where do you reside?

You can mail at sleakkyone@gmail.com so we can chat better and more private.

I like bold and vibrant girls who don't pretend......







quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=89524617] sorry I couldn't ReSPOnD to your PMS. That email is BloCkeD.
I Don't know. Maybe I'm ASkinG for too muCh Sex[/quote]

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So this how you want it...?

Are that a jealous lover?

We don't really know each other and you too jealous.

You yourself I know u have guys out there but I havent reacted even your male monikers.

This how you express your own care....
Checking on you to know of are safe and I want you to like my new pic.











quote author=Jeweltz post=89198583]

Hmm Good morning dear. How was your night?[/quote]

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Salam alaikun....how has it been with you hope all is well with you isha Allah.


Trying to check on you










quote author=olasaad post=89238082][/quote]

Why doesnt he feel it anymore?
Am all ears dear.....


Hope you staying safe out there.

Peace!

MOnkeyBabe:
7 men can't even satisfy me. OmG. There's this Guy I met, as Beautiful and with all the Qualities I have in a woman he keeps RunninG because of too much Sexx. When we met he felt so happy and lucky. Not AnymoRe

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Same shit happens to most correct guys nowadays.

I have knacked my guys 2sisters,smooched the other two(they are four sisters).

All are married now.....they have bodies like gold it really glitters..thats why men didn't allow them,they married them all.

I started with their last born,the first born then I smooched the others and fingered the other one but I couldn't visit her to her school Absu then cos I felt it doesn't worth it though she is damn sexy and has crystal clear skin I like to suck her laps up to her breasts and down to her legs cos of the sweetness and softness of their skin bathing them with my spits.

I even knacked their cousin but I was caught by the last born when she came back from school but she didn't make noise.
The next day I came I saw the cousin has left but till today nobody asked me anything.













quote author=delectablegyal post=89520767]




how many times did you knack her?[/quote]

I understand the Op point.
When u say it,I think it relieves one of the heaviness.

What makes a real man is who presents himself the way he is.


Myself i let out some and one of them is I have slept with my cousins, my ex friend, my niece has tried to seduce me once but i don't blame her cos we were very close and I visited her in school from her Jss1 to Ss3(she is extremely pretty as my entire family are from the beautiful stock including my cousins)

When the cat was let loose most of my siblings thought I was the one but they didn't know she was the one on me that fateful day.(In Nigeria people think rape is all about the girl,nobody believes the guy).

I feel happier now cos I feel its no longer a secret and I don't give a Bleep if anybody that knows me reads them.

Officialgarri:
It's a secret, why would I then decide to share with you. As who you be?
You want to wipe away my sins abi you want to offer restitution on my behalf?

Still waiting for the story .

Check my signature in my profile you know how life is










quote author=VickyRotex post=89499937]

lol it's a song by Casting Crown. Besides it's true. Our journey on earth is short compared to what eternity's got in store for us.

Thanks! Yes God saved me.

No longer in Abuja.[/quote]