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Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by Rawhumper(m): 9:20am On Jun 16, 2020
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Oh sorry about that dear.

Hope u can get another one.

Stay well










quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=90716140]Oh. Checked my ACCOunt and found it was UnReSPonsive, thought they banned me[/quote]
Romance › Re: Am I Wasting My Beauty And Youth? by Rawhumper(m): 12:56am On Jun 16, 2020
Now goat listen,why does it pain you I follow girls? Should I follow you?

I like em hot you,those chics with heavy boobs portable ass and a small hole between their ass when the stand up.

Wow I come from behind while she stands,without bending...i slightly bend and hit harder guy its a dream you can never dream of.

If u hv any girl you can set her for me I bet you within 2 to 3days I will bed her,just let me have access to her...even my brother that is twice more handsome than I,fears and respects me...i would have had his wife and gfs then if I wanted to talkless of a goat like you.

You don't know me bro,I only flirt with the ladies here,in reality you don't reach me I anyway if you want reside in the moon it makes no difference,a dullard will always be a dullard.


Yimu.










Heathrow44:
Rawhumper shouldn't miss this opportunity of having anoda female moniker as his sole achievement in life, rawhumper would certainly like this one I can tell
Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by Rawhumper(m): 12:41am On Jun 16, 2020
Babe why did you waste your energy and time on a big fool?

You don't owe him shit cos he is shit itself,u just wasted ur time its you taking time to talk to your shit in the toilet.

So babe don't explain cos they are haters and bad belle. angry








MOnkeyBabe:
nah, I'm 24. I know him. He's WAFi. I ain't reside there but we COol.
Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by Rawhumper(m): 12:39am On Jun 16, 2020
Hey you slowpoke you think you got mouth? Mine is acidic,I have dealt with yimmus like you and you welcome to my world you misguided blind slowpoke.

Who the hell do you think you are in terms of women? If u don't respect them shove that into your asshole and let those whose mamas showed love keep loving the ladies....yeah I love sexy girls with fresh smooth skin and portable ass. grin.

If they have rejected you and you don't have any ass to hold bro,you can kiss my ass and then hang yourself slowpoke!










Heathrow44:
grin grin the story is about Rawhumper and bigBashir the two lanky male slaves the girls pass around and use for fun!
Romance › Re: Am I Wasting My Beauty And Youth? by Rawhumper(m): 12:33am On Jun 16, 2020
My boy you don't know me,you think I ass lick girls huh? Think again.

I only respect and like them but I don't take shit from them,those that have met me will tell you that,most confess they haven't seen a guy like me in their life....am a man of multiple character so put your finger in your ass and ask any passerby to kick the hell on your damned hand so your finger can poke your dirty smelling ass....goofy guy.











Heathrow44:
Rawhumper shouldn't miss this opportunity of having anoda female moniker as his sole achievement in life, rawhumper would certainly like this one I can tell
Romance › Re: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 7:20pm On Jun 15, 2020
I think that makes me a celeb right?

Its just jealous goofies trying to show their presence but I ain't bothered cos I am game grin















quote author=Twoclans post=90687381]

Your footprint is all over nairaland .[/quote]
Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by Rawhumper(m): 7:17pm On Jun 15, 2020
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You are a sick goat on heat,look at this goofy calling my name.


Guy you are soooo useless and brainless like that your friend you mentioned.

slowpoke of the highest order,a real simp itself calling others simp
I have kind hearted people that give me feedback. They brought ur dumb message to my notice.

Grow up boy,if you want to talk you don't cite anyone but yourself don't be a dullard like your fada.....show us you are better than those that mistakenly gave birth to you pathetic SHIT.




quote author=Heathrow44 post=90685673]



Argghh! Here comes the defender of female rights in Nigeria,!!! U didn't even wantt d dumb woman to defend herself and u are d woman wrapper that they use for their mechanical work, u are a sad tissue paper that they ve used for their gross toiletry convenience and is on its brinks of being discarded, no wonder u av all female monikers on ur dm like rawhumper who great scientist described as a simp which is wat u are, I'm not a red pill person but I knw simps when I see dem and u re definitely one of dem. U should watch d movie "once upon a time in Hollywood" u would see wat a simp actually means where u av a small community of females all running d show and they av this lanky men all around dem so when a transpasser comes through d road, the women don't even try t protect d land, they enter their horses and race to the lanky men in d horse stallion to call them to rush and defend d land but trust me Brad pitt isnt taking any of DAT as he beats d lanky men t pump and asks him t fix his tyres, that's wat u are d lanky man, nothing else and that's the society that females would av, a dirty filthy jungle w male slaves like u doing their mechanical work for cheap sex....
Story continues...
And this girls traced brad to the house and he had this Pitt bull, so the girls too came with anoda man t brads house so brad tells d dog t attack d man and goes d dog and the women numbering 3 with 1 male attacked brad and brad beat up d 2 girls with the dogs and his hands. Remaining 1 girl whose a feminist she dashed at brad and hit a knife on his hip joint brad saw d wound and used his hands t hold d knife in position, then he grabbed d feminist hair and smashed it to d concrete wall 4 times, smashed it on d kitchen cabinet at the edges made of tiles 3 times and smash it on d glass table 3 times and in short that pretty girls face was unrecognizable and he smashed her face again on the wall telephone with that metal on d middle bruising her, she was dead and he simply tossed her away and of course Leornado de' caprio was his friend listening t radio wen d other girl was screaming from d dog bite that she smashed d glass window and entered d pool outside which shocked leornado who was angry at this girl lack of manner and thought for privacy went in and brought a flame thrower and blasted d girl dats how the man died and d other 3 girls died too including d feminist

PS lesson: do wat u feel is d right thing tt do[/quote]
Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by Rawhumper(m): 6:47pm On Jun 15, 2020
Very interesting and thanks










quote author=wisdomIspeace post=90701009]nairaland is very intresting. grin grin grin grin[/quote]
Romance › Re: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 8:55am On Jun 15, 2020
Lol wink why did u say that dear?

I don't just flirt dear,am for real like seriously.


Twoclans grin cheesy cheesy grin










Twoclans:
I can see you are In your flirting mood.

I am fine thanks for asking .

Have a lovely week ahead.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 2026!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by Rawhumper(m): 1:31am On Jun 15, 2020
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Checked but didn't see anything



quote author=tosin999999 post=53999076]Check my signature[/quote]
Romance › Re: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 5:55pm On Jun 14, 2020
Twoclans love this ur name seems u from two different tribes.

How is your day going?

Stay well











Twoclans:
Yes you do have my support .


Best of luck
Romance › Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Rawhumper(m): 9:04am On Jun 13, 2020
After the shower what happened?





quote author=amakadihot87 post=75747093]..........its not mandatory that something will happen......I have showered with a guy ,he didn't Bleep me........[/quote]
Romance › Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Rawhumper(m): 9:02am On Jun 13, 2020
[baddest girl wink wink



quote author=dollyjoy post=75745890]You will be bringing money for food while she cleans the house, do the laundering and spread leg for you.[/quote]
Romance › Re: I'm Having A Strange Dream Pls What Could Be The Course Of This Dream. by Rawhumper(m): 8:56am On Jun 13, 2020
It may not necessarily be you but someone else close but you have to be prayerful and cancel it.

Hope you are feeling better.

Have a nice day.












quote author=vanida6 post=89632398]Sinces last week i'm just having a dream that am craying and tears will be rolling like i was beating seriousely,this got me scared cuz i dont no what is happening to me,,,please i need help cuz am worried...thanks![/quote]
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 7:16pm On Jun 10, 2020
Greetings my dear.
Hope you doing great.....










adadike:
I noticed,hope u are fine
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 5:59pm On Jun 08, 2020
Hi babe how did ur day go?

I will be coming online once in a while,i have work to attend to.

God has been good and faithful cheesy.

Hope u are doing great,i cant wait to be by ur side and look into those your hidden eyes and cuddle you warmly as i seal it with a soft wet kiss.

I care












adadike:
I noticed,hope u are fine
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 5:20pm On Jun 06, 2020
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A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, tellin others they are accepted,liked,and appreciated.So here's a big SMILE just 4u. How was Ur day my dear Lady?

I wil seldom come online These days.

I care









quote author=adadike post=90324087] I noticed,hope u are fine[/quote]
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 8:04am On Jun 05, 2020
Yes dear and sorry online....dint know d cause of Change if words after typing it.
Hope You had a lovely nightrest.

So simple is to live; So simple is 2 love; So simple is 2 smile,So simple is 2 win, So simply Good mornin 2u wit d Best wishes and desires.Wishing u best of d day!
Stay safe.I stil care.










adadike:
I noticed,hope u are fine
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 9:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
Glad it does dearie....sorry i havent been inline today had a very busy day.










adadike:
thanks dear. This helps a lot
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: November Born, Let's Meet Here by Rawhumper(m): 3:14am On Jun 04, 2020
Long time dear










princessbecky:
Proudly Scorpio, I rep Nov 9
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Rawhumper(m): 9:26pm On Jun 03, 2020
As seen on Instagram.

"Ritualist Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!

Please everyone be careful of the buses you enter. There is a new plan by ritualists to start kidnapping people in mass, using transportation buses.

These are the things you should look out for:

1. Once you enter a bus and notice that the bus driver can't stop talking about himself and his heroic acts, immediately tell the bus driver to stop the bus as though you forgot something and get the hell out of that bus. The purpose of the many talk is to get you interested and so you can trust him, but please don't fall for this.

2. Notice that these drivers are very familiar with officers at different check points. Please Note- that these officers are not aware of these drivers evil intentions, they too were tricked into trusting them (the drivers). This step should be notice more by people who are traveling.

3. Please notice, once the bus driver is about taking an unknown short cut, one that no one in the bus knows of or has used before. Especially on road where there are check points at the entrance (please note that this is done to make to feel relax, you will think "after all there is a check point at the entrance so nothing bad can happen, right?",) This is what they want you to think but don't fall for this, immediately raise an alarm and tell everyone in the bus to order the driver back to the main road. If this fail continue to raise an alarm until the officers at the check point can hear you. Remember these officers don't know about the driver's evil intentions.

5. Let's assume you've fallen for all of the above steps. Once the driver takes this unknown short cut and at the middle of the journey decide to stop in other to get out of the bus for one excuse or the other, especially if it's to go ease themselves or fix something. Raise an alarm and urge everyone in the bus not to allow the driver step out of that bus, and begin to pray. This is no joking matter, because the moment the driver steps out of the bus the next plan is to blow a white powder substance into the bus. This will make every single person in the bus to start hallucinating and loose control of their mind. At this stage only Divine Intervention can save you.

Please note that this involves both transportation within the state or city and transportation outside the state or city. Please be vigilant and stay alert.

Please if you notice one or two or three or all of the things said above, do not hesitate to raise an alarm and run for your life.

Share this with your family and loved ones and friends, keep sharing because you're about to save souls from the hands of wicked and unreasonable men.

May God keep and protect you, your friends, your family and your loved one


Hun your safety means More to me,i Hope this helps dear.

Be very careful Things are Happening and most Times Girl are the victims










adadike:
cheesy
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Family › Re: I Need Your Candid Advise Please by Rawhumper(m): 9:24pm On Jun 03, 2020
As seen on Instagram.

"Ritualist Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!

Please everyone be careful of the buses you enter. There is a new plan by ritualists to start kidnapping people in mass, using transportation buses.

These are the things you should look out for:

1. Once you enter a bus and notice that the bus driver can't stop talking about himself and his heroic acts, immediately tell the bus driver to stop the bus as though you forgot something and get the hell out of that bus. The purpose of the many talk is to get you interested and so you can trust him, but please don't fall for this.

2. Notice that these drivers are very familiar with officers at different check points. Please Note- that these officers are not aware of these drivers evil intentions, they too were tricked into trusting them (the drivers). This step should be notice more by people who are traveling.

3. Please notice, once the bus driver is about taking an unknown short cut, one that no one in the bus knows of or has used before. Especially on road where there are check points at the entrance (please note that this is done to make to feel relax, you will think "after all there is a check point at the entrance so nothing bad can happen, right?",) This is what they want you to think but don't fall for this, immediately raise an alarm and tell everyone in the bus to order the driver back to the main road. If this fail continue to raise an alarm until the officers at the check point can hear you. Remember these officers don't know about the driver's evil intentions.

5. Let's assume you've fallen for all of the above steps. Once the driver takes this unknown short cut and at the middle of the journey decide to stop in other to get out of the bus for one excuse or the other, especially if it's to go ease themselves or fix something. Raise an alarm and urge everyone in the bus not to allow the driver step out of that bus, and begin to pray. This is no joking matter, because the moment the driver steps out of the bus the next plan is to blow a white powder substance into the bus. This will make every single person in the bus to start hallucinating and loose control of their mind. At this stage only Divine Intervention can save you.

Please note that this involves both transportation within the state or city and transportation outside the state or city. Please be vigilant and stay alert.

Please if you notice one or two or three or all of the things said above, do not hesitate to raise an alarm and run for your life.

Share this with your family and loved ones and friends, keep sharing because you're about to save souls from the hands of wicked and unreasonable men.

May God keep and protect you, your friends, your family and your loved one




I Take my time to send This,Hope it helps










loveliveshere:
There's no such thing as "second hand" woman. Have some respect for the womenfolk please.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lady That Came To Spend The Night At My Place. by Rawhumper(m): 9:24pm On Jun 03, 2020
As seen on Instagram.

"Ritualist Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!

Please everyone be careful of the buses you enter. There is a new plan by ritualists to start kidnapping people in mass, using transportation buses.

These are the things you should look out for:

1. Once you enter a bus and notice that the bus driver can't stop talking about himself and his heroic acts, immediately tell the bus driver to stop the bus as though you forgot something and get the hell out of that bus. The purpose of the many talk is to get you interested and so you can trust him, but please don't fall for this.

2. Notice that these drivers are very familiar with officers at different check points. Please Note- that these officers are not aware of these drivers evil intentions, they too were tricked into trusting them (the drivers). This step should be notice more by people who are traveling.

3. Please notice, once the bus driver is about taking an unknown short cut, one that no one in the bus knows of or has used before. Especially on road where there are check points at the entrance (please note that this is done to make to feel relax, you will think "after all there is a check point at the entrance so nothing bad can happen, right?",) This is what they want you to think but don't fall for this, immediately raise an alarm and tell everyone in the bus to order the driver back to the main road. If this fail continue to raise an alarm until the officers at the check point can hear you. Remember these officers don't know about the driver's evil intentions.

5. Let's assume you've fallen for all of the above steps. Once the driver takes this unknown short cut and at the middle of the journey decide to stop in other to get out of the bus for one excuse or the other, especially if it's to go ease themselves or fix something. Raise an alarm and urge everyone in the bus not to allow the driver step out of that bus, and begin to pray. This is no joking matter, because the moment the driver steps out of the bus the next plan is to blow a white powder substance into the bus. This will make every single person in the bus to start hallucinating and loose control of their mind. At this stage only Divine Intervention can save you.

Please note that this involves both transportation within the state or city and transportation outside the state or city. Please be vigilant and stay alert.

Please if you notice one or two or three or all of the things said above, do not hesitate to raise an alarm and run for your life.

Share this with your family and loved ones and friends, keep sharing because you're about to save souls from the hands of wicked and unreasonable men.

May God keep and protect you, your friends, your family and your loved one


I cherish your safety dear i Hope This helps











[quote author=Millenniumlady post=90249129][/quote].
Romance › Re: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 9:23pm On Jun 03, 2020
Twoclans:
Yes you do have my support .


Best of luck
As seen on Instagram.

"Ritualist Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!

Please everyone be careful of the buses you enter. There is a new plan by ritualists to start kidnapping people in mass, using transportation buses.

These are the things you should look out for:

1. Once you enter a bus and notice that the bus driver can't stop talking about himself and his heroic acts, immediately tell the bus driver to stop the bus as though you forgot something and get the hell out of that bus. The purpose of the many talk is to get you interested and so you can trust him, but please don't fall for this.

2. Notice that these drivers are very familiar with officers at different check points. Please Note- that these officers are not aware of these drivers evil intentions, they too were tricked into trusting them (the drivers). This step should be notice more by people who are traveling.

3. Please notice, once the bus driver is about taking an unknown short cut, one that no one in the bus knows of or has used before. Especially on road where there are check points at the entrance (please note that this is done to make to feel relax, you will think "after all there is a check point at the entrance so nothing bad can happen, right?",) This is what they want you to think but don't fall for this, immediately raise an alarm and tell everyone in the bus to order the driver back to the main road. If this fail continue to raise an alarm until the officers at the check point can hear you. Remember these officers don't know about the driver's evil intentions.

5. Let's assume you've fallen for all of the above steps. Once the driver takes this unknown short cut and at the middle of the journey decide to stop in other to get out of the bus for one excuse or the other, especially if it's to go ease themselves or fix something. Raise an alarm and urge everyone in the bus not to allow the driver step out of that bus, and begin to pray. This is no joking matter, because the moment the driver steps out of the bus the next plan is to blow a white powder substance into the bus. This will make every single person in the bus to start hallucinating and loose control of their mind. At this stage only Divine Intervention can save you.

Please note that this involves both transportation within the state or city and transportation outside the state or city. Please be vigilant and stay alert.

Please if you notice one or two or three or all of the things said above, do not hesitate to raise an alarm and run for your life.

Share this with your family and loved ones and friends, keep sharing because you're about to save souls from the hands of wicked and unreasonable men.

May God keep and protect you, your friends, your family and your loved one


You mean alot to me dear










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Crime › Re: Bandits raid Niger communities, kill 11, kidnap 4 women, steal over 300 cattle by Rawhumper(m): 9:05pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Bullshit who told You that why is it you norzherners dont Want others to have their own countries if you think You can sustsin yourself without The south?


The Problem of The Country is from the north thats The truth with confederation The north wont see the back of The south.









quote author=Abdulshagunu post=86110305]

And you south can not survive without the north[/quote]
Crime › Re: Bandits raid Niger communities, kill 11, kidnap 4 women, steal over 300 cattle by Rawhumper(m): 8:49pm On Jun 03, 2020
God bless You dear...you Said the blatant truth











Justinlean02:
Here we go again with the North and the Violence...
There's one obvious truth about Nigeria politics and the master mind or let's say well crafted game plan by the British to the Northerners before handing over power to them pro Independence that is, "instigate hate between the two most peaceful tribe" chose one as you wish and watch them bicker while you ripe them apart. This situation is always a win for the West or y'all think they're blind to the ills and atrocities going on in Nigeriahuh
It's obvious the North has this natural hate with the Igbo but the hate between the Igbos and Yoruba is becoming annoying here on Nairaland. As intelligent and smart as they both claim they've refused to open their eyes to the real problem facing the Nation 'The North'. The North, these folks are the most intelligent politicians there is in Nigeria but they are lacking in some vital areas which breads progression and advancement due to their religion affiliations. No offence as I'm not trying to sound tribalistic here, The North are the real problem of Nigeria as they've dragged this nation backwards with their religious fanaticism and backwardness. They've refused to advance... Well make I drop here una know the rest, I no be preacher but make our conscience guide us all
Crime › Re: Bandits raid Niger communities, kill 11, kidnap 4 women, steal over 300 cattle by Rawhumper(m): 8:46pm On Jun 03, 2020
I concur....they Are the real cause of nigerias problems.


The north not anyother tribe is The main headache eating Nigeria up.

Its better we have confederation so each region Can develop at its own pace










Nathdoug201:
The north should please go their way..
We are tired please
Romance › Re: I Lost My Virginity Last Week After My Fellow Females Raped Me- Nigerian Lady by Rawhumper(m): 7:06pm On Jun 03, 2020
That Shows she is really inexperienced but u b baba











quote author=Tina001 post=90274737]Dick looking thing grin[/quote]
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lady That Came To Spend The Night At My Place. by Rawhumper(m): 9:23am On Jun 03, 2020
You Can now see The full pic,i change by night so i hope u Can see am not that big nor huge.


How was your sleep?










[quote author=Millenniumlady post=90249129][/quote]
Politics › Re: Nigerians, Start Asking Questions by Rawhumper(m): 2:33am On Jun 03, 2020
Baby thats how The Country is, really sometimes i cry for those that dont really have any means to feed on cry...its a sad Situation in This Country and many People are leaving This hell but The politicians dont Care.

They believe that with Religion and tribalism in The Country there Can never be Revolution thats why they steal and loot without remorse.

But dont they know that they leave everything when they die,whats The essence of excess stolen wealth?

I sometimes get tired of pleasure and i pray to God everyday not to allow my soul to die in sin.

This Country isnt worth dying for,i really feel sorry for The Security personnel that lost their lives for The politicians to Keep on looting.

So sad.










adadike:
Some days ago, news about the Boko Haram terrorists defeating Nigerian soldiers and with heavy casualty rented the air. it was rumoured that over 150 Nigeria soldiers lost their lives in the north east.
The soldiers that survived have boldly come our to let Nigerians know the true situation of things. it was gathered that the terrorists have superior fighting weapons and machines. Now , My question is this.
Where is the $1 billion security vote? How possible is it that the terrorists have superior fighting weapons than the NA? did the terrorists stole the I billion security vote? The soldiers are people's father's and husbands too, they are fighting to protect us , so we deserve to know. God bless Nigerians.
Add yours if you have any question.
Romance › Re: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 2:19am On Jun 03, 2020
Twoclans You habe my respect my Lady.

Thanks i appreciate but Let me know if You get The Details about it








Twoclans:
Yes you do have my support .






Best of luck

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