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IamAtribalist:
Age don dey catch up with Kate Henshaw - she is trying to reverse time.

haters be like.....................

which village be this

i go like relocate go there

vizkiz:
I sense counter thread coming up

let em bring it on!

prettythicksme:
Which level,someone mentioned me dat is y i am here!

sure, i know

u not like the rest of emm ; ;DD

alot of girls viewing this tread will be like "wetin we do these male folks for God sake"

b

EroticAngelina:
I ain't holding her. just pointing it out.

they ain't noin wrong with her looks

EroticAngelina:
cute fam.
buh y is mercy always looking lyk she just finished washing clothes in these vacation pics.

leave am!
did her hubby complained to u

she is a typical example of a good house wife
wish to marry a lady like her

Godwin10:
Happy New Year Everyone.
My name is Godwin Great, I and other staylites are here to guide you through the rigorous journey ahead, from jamb stress to post ume strain to getting you admitted in Great Uniben. We did this last year, we are here again to continue the great work. Everyone is free to ask any question and make contributions......
Am not hoping to see you admitted, you are already admitted.

#Sign in… leggo
Thank You.

please i need to know about the part time stuff.
very urgent please

u had
u see, thats the problem with nigerian men & women
i keep telling anybody that care to listen that the very quality u had that attracted him/her to u must be mentened

hit gym, that u are now married doesnt mean u shouldn't look sexy

most of my married friends are now out of shape

the guys are now pregnant with flat asses

the girls now have numerous bellies


demn!

as for me , i will never stop playing football & eating irons till stop health says i should stop

if na now i for dey go there go charge my fones

funny thing is most women dont know that they are more beautiful without makeup

am not surprise one bit as i have been chased by married women on serveral occasions

few weeks ago a female friend of mine told me that she is fvcking her friend's hubby & she is in love with the old man

some women are so crazy

guys can big

even nairaland fall for this

double dating is for sharp guys & sharp guys only

father is a paedophile
daughter is a wh*re

see family

ok

cool

halfrica:
dnt want to even kno d but

i have no intention of telling anyway

21 Things Girls Like To See When They Visit A Guy’s Place For The First Time
Scenario: you get invited over to some dude’s house for the first time. You know what that means: snooping around, obviously, and judging this guy’s character and all of his life choices based on the things he has or doesn’t have in his place. Don’t act like you’ve never done this before! We wanted to find out what kinds of things girls like to see when they go to a guy’s place for the first time, so we headed over to r/askreddit. The consensus is basically that guys don’t wash dishes, smell awful and jerk off a lot — something girls do NOT want evidence of when they raid your crib fellas!!! Read on — the results might surprise you. What are some things you like to see when you go to someone’s house for the first time? Tell us in the comments.


1. sailorgala
The first time I visited my future husband’s house, I was totally impressed by the lack of man-funk. I mean, it smelled as if he washed his sheets and cleaned. Most homes of males I had visited up until then had smelled and looked like college dorms, even if they were otherwise tidy people. The fact that his house looked and smelled like it was run by a responsible adult scored HUGE points with me.
2. Amy_Ugly_Gorilla
I like it when his apartment doesn’t smell like old semen.
3. blessedwhitney
Soap dispensers that have soap in them. Please.
4. WeenisWrinkle
It doesn’t help to have a bottle of Jergens and a box of tissues on your computer desk.
5. Bampari

I remember in my early twenties I visited a guy’s dorm room and expressed my awe that it was impeccably clean and tidy right down to there not being any dust on the wall paneling by the floor. Some time later he informed me that before I came over and while he was vacuuming, a knowledgeable older friend of his had come by and told him, “Remember to vacuum the paneling too. Chicks really dig that.” Guy knew what he was talking about…
6. over1imit
Something unique that reveals something about their personality: artwork on the wall, books, a modest set-up for their computer/TV/etc, a musical instrument, and so forth.
7. mrbooze
Please say whiskey bottles and loose video-game boxes…
8. dustythreads
The absence of his mother.
For me they get extra points for (legal) herbs…a basil plant in the kitchen is a sign that he’s a keeper.
10. rainy_dazed
Produce. Any sign that you like to eat more than just frozen pizzas and instant noodles. Vegetables are an important part of a relationship.
11.rythmik1
Before we were engaged, my wife said she knew she wanted to marry me when walked past my opened closet and saw a bunch of board games. scrabble ftw fellas.
12. rageina
The first thing I do is look at their bookshelf and CD collection if they have one. You can tell a lot about a person by their taste in music and literature.
13.canard427
Best decorating advice I ever got: If you graduate from school, graduate to frames (and probably a good idea to get rid of most of the college posters as well).
14. HueyLewisAndTheShame
I have gone home with several men who live in unhygienic squalor, and I have to say, it makes me unlikely to ever Bleep them again. I get that you’re a 20-something bachelor, but jesus, I was scared to touch things. I always judge what books you have on your shelves and particularly on your nightstand. I will totally check out what consoles you have, and if you leave your computer on I’ll probably glance at it to see if you’ve got Steam. I appreciate it when you have something up on the walls, even if it’s a cheap 10 dollar thing from Ikea. The state of your fridge is a big one, too. When you go to offer me beer, there should NOT be visible mold in your fridge. If your bed is unmade, that’s fine, I don’t always make mine, either, but if you expect me to lay down in it, the sheets better smell reasonably clean. AND GODDAMN SOAP IN THE BATHROOM. Twice, I have been in bathrooms with NO SOAP ANYWHERE ON THE COUNTER. I get that sometimes people are l

nickkylawve:
Op must it be only on bedroom

even if its a quickie in a public toilet

slim chicks will always be the best

nickkylawve:
Op must it be only on bedroom

even if its a quickie in a public toilet

slim chicks are still tha best

y'all should start ignoring such senseless tread

if they didnt get a single reply after 1 week, maybe they will reset their brains

McCarlito:
The guy be like.... Chai!! See MB wey I dey save.... Na im person take watch porn

craze dey worry u


too much porn movies don scatter ya headd

truth is, i dont need to read any fvcking manual to make a woman fall in love with me

all i need do is to be myself
if u cant love me that way, then fvck off!

halfrica:
Abasha
Wit ur dehydrated fingers u use type dis bah

u use to be one of my favourite nairalander


but..............

SMH

nigerian celeb be wearing dark glasses in the dark

is there any sense in thatt