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falconey:
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are u drunk
perhaps u are on drugs

give me ur girlfriend no
.
she go testify after she spend one night with me

too many makeover

nice tread
but its too long

young man u did well

a wise man once told me.......

never trust a beautiful woman, expecially the one that's interested in u

same happened to me in one of the popular church in warri

dude started with a million naira down to 1k

i was the only one that refused to come out

the entire church was looking @ me like i came from pluto

but who cares, i aint falling for fraudsters

what!
ur prolly 22 weighing 92!

boy u need to start working out beta join a football club

i'm 30 weighing 82
my friend from england is 36 weighing 85-90
& he's been carrying weight for the past eight years

Sommyangel:
This one na singer? .. Congrats sha

no, na magician

as if u can sing

yomi007k:
In this order...
E- becos I don't want him to bite me or other ppl[b][/b]
D- becos he is handicapped n his legs won't heal wen stressed.
C- she's elderly.
I no dey give B my seat. Bone.

u nor well

ernesty20:
i swear u and buhari have one thing in common - brainlessness

Spactacle:
i dont blame u either..dont patronize cheap sense okay! Now run along boy.

una age dey bang petroleum minister dey collect mouth watering contract una two dey fool una self for nairaland

SMH for some of naija youth

serves him right

these spy police might have some to say



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my no. 1 relationship rule
never give her the impression that u are so into her

her head will swell, ego will automatically be inflated
she will start doing shakara

are u cheating me
i dont care if she owns a private jet or not, as long as i like her i will go for her


the worse she gon say is NO

she ain't gonna slap me

try not to fall in love then ur heart cannot be broken

hit the gym my friend!

being God fearing is paramount

dont ignore celebrities treads(wit pictures) they always make front page

laserjet:
Not 5 or more but ONE!!!!!

...and that is money. It's the ONLY thing that turns a woman on. If u like, be funnier than the funniest comedian in the world, u'd only be funny to her if u have MONEY!

With money, u can tell a woman to sit on a chair for a week without standing and guess what? She'd ask u....'don't u think a week is too small?'

i hate this mentality i swear down

if i abuse u now what will pple say

FACT!

we see stuffs like this here everyday

broke a$$ niggas/bitches acting like they are living large

ug-lee dudes & girls pretends like they got great looks(no thanks to photo editor)

one claimed that she slit a man's throat wen in reality she is afriad of a little mice

serious pretenderr

yes, no player is bigger than the team i know

but every good coach should know how to manage his best player ego

when is uniben part time registration ending & how much will it cost to process everything?

i aint guity of 3 &4

cris brown get heart sha
so he nor fear say riri fit use that head on am
cum dey play with her heart

u dont have the balls to slit anybody's throat miss vinshu

have seen ya type on numerous occasion

most of this stuff wont work in my con3

Vinshu:
Girls need guys more than guys need them. Really?

Is that what you tell yourself? Lol

I remember a man who said this in front of me back in 2010 and I slit his throat. He had to undergo surgery to repair that part. Though I was arrested but I claimed "Sexual assault, self defence" and I was free. Then he was charged €120 fine.

I wish you were in my front op. Silly thread.

go sit down one place

slit his throat my a$$


even the ones that are scared to slit the throat of chicken are here acting tough

[email][/email] reason i usually tell them whilst toasting, take a good look @ me, if i aint ur kinda man please dont accept


i nor dey for "ur persuasion was too strong so i had to accept"
talk

let me help the op
i will now be the only one to click on that linkk