₦airaland Forum

Ksslib:
Yea, hopefully all works out well for the clearance officer's sake.

Cos as I dey lose my admission, Ubth go admit am dat day dat day for first batch.

hahaha... you no go lose admission. Just pray you meet amiable clearance officers. some will pronounce your surname and be like "are you from so so.and so place?" ...lol

RobinHez:
That's no excuse bro...

All clearance I did happened between last week and now.

I promised myself not to fidget, even in the (angry) face of my clearance officer.

When we stop treating them like demi-gods, then they'll stop treating us fvcking worshippers

That's you And your decision! You are psychologically well seasoned. some are still babies at heart.

Ebayray:
Lolz... The rate at which black people are going extinct dese days is alarming ooo

Especially ...... ladies! The melanin that tans the skin has its protective functions, and once it wears off due to habitual use of some bleaching cream , it exposes the cutaneous layers below to harsh environmental and climatic hazards and reduces the Clotting Ability of the skin, therefore leading to haemophiilia. I am dark! I won't alter this complexion for anything .

Ebayray:
Wow, such a patriotic, young n charming, poetic Nigerian. God bless yo hustle, jawe!!!!


Very very stupid.... Fooling deir fooleries... Mtchewwwwww

lol.. my head go burst o. Nothing we hold in possession is worth the life of any human.

[quote author=Ebayray post=39175854][/quote]As the oar of the Ray group, you must serve mine first before tasting anything. . Failure to do that will lead to outright dismissal from the Ray clique.

RobinHez:
I met some ladies today o...

Only that one is a bleached soul! Yuck!

hahahah... NO be body bleach sef, na soul. leave am, na Uniben sun and stress go disfigure am.

RobinHez:
Truth is...I'm not nervous one bit!

When a 300lvl student came to tell us how we were to arrange the documents...I kept laughing when I saw men and women flipping pages like their lives depended on it. One guy even went out in the rain to make photocopies. He came back to hear there was no clearance.

#Freshers be giving themselves unnecessary tension...and its worst when they try to spread it to their other pals like the guy who sat beside me when he saw I was on earpiece without opening my file.

you wouldn't blame them bro, Some are still very naive . Who wouldn't get jittery over something he is doing for the first time.

Ksslib:
Yea, even when I called one of my secondary school teachers to complain, he told me to swear an affidavit. I go swear am sha, then upload am under that evidence of name column.

Yea. Every other detail tallies...date of birth. .lga.. disability e..t..c

Talking about disability, I no tell you? The cafe guy asked me to fill in blind under disability when jamb form came out. Na so I take blast jamb and pume oh. Everybody in the hall thought I was blind. For where! Me just dey download pple work with my alleged blind eye.

As we wan enter hall sef,the female invigilator just confidently dey adjust her bra for my front. I just dey laugh one kain wicked laugh inside. The invigilator go look me shake head con say "poor boy".me sef go reply for my mind shake head "poor woman".

No reason am oh... From where I come, we no dey carry last lai lai. We sharp pass over serious students pencil.

hahahahahah... abeg, go stand up Nigeria go show your talent. You are good to go then! Issues like date of birth on Waec make clearance very tedious. yours is just name, You are safe.

Ebayray:
Lol, so u be Red Cross ni?!!!.
Nigerians n pics!!!!! I pity dis country

Lol.. I couldn't just stand and watch people Wail to death. I kept a girl's bag and gave it to her friend. don't mind those stupid guys...

Ebayray:
Lol, most bini people LOVE EGUSI SOUP ooo.
Yeah, I love Banga n white rice also, OMG, so delicious..
Lol, m an aje butter bt not dose over pampered spoilt brats!!!!! I don't enjoy eba wif spoon, na bondage....


Lol, yeah dy do oooo. Dy call it akpu nd 6 to 6 also...

6-to-6 hahahahahah! like it sustains one throughout the day right? it's an eyesore to me when I see a girl eat eba with a spoon! banga and rice is the deal.

RobinHez:

hahahaha... na you talk am? someone said He doesn't like the fact that there are no girls in faculty of engineering.

RegalD:
Thanks but I'm still learning

even Literary greats are still learning. We all are a work-in-progress. you write well.

Babice:
@Ray360, RobinHez,is there anything like temporary accomodation for people who are doing their physical clearance?

yes! there is temporary accommodation for freshers. Females will occupy two halls while males will occupy two halls too. The halls each sex will occupy is not fixed. as at 2013, males stayed in hall 2 and Hall 3. it may change this time.

Ebayray:
Hahahaha... All dose engineering guys come to faculty of arts to look for girls.

Only few gals are in Engineering sha, n some of dem are even masculine or have Tom boy features.... It's all good

hahahaha... no mind them! Engineering no be moi moi course o. I respect those guys! I also respect female engineers, to muster the gusto to study such raw course is not a will Spineless scallywags can Wield.

Ebayray:
Lolz....
Seems small small oil from heaven is touching uniben head every year for clearance exercise @dy kip getting berra evary yr...
Like I was surprised wen some peeps said dy were allotted time for deir clearance which ain't so as at last year.


Yeah, heard a gal died n many were injured

The new system is very healthy, accommodating and hazard-free. They have learnt their lessons! I was among the rescue team then. some Minions were taking pictures of the helpless victims instead of helping them live girls were mostly victims! I wonder why a girl will flex muscles with muscular guys with intimidating brawn. some lost their phones, money, watches etc.

Ebayray:
Lol, i didn't say I hate it totally, I like it wif Banga or Slimy soup.... Can't eat Egusi!!!!


Ama breezy #, am just bored here at home

Benin people like Banga soup ehn... especially with starch! I only enjoy banga soup with white rice.

Some soft "ajebutter" girls don't like Eba, and if they must stomach the will to eat eba, they use a spoon.

why do Benin people call fufu Santana? I was at June 12 canteen (Blessed canteen) during post ume, I ordered for Fufu, na so dem say "na Santana dey" I come say, wetin be Santana..

Ksslib:
Na so. Me sef no wan rush. I ll likely do mine on Friday, Sat or Sun.

The important ones are ready which is my waec and neco cos I dey use two sittings. Na one winch like that for our village mark my English, so I gats mix results like rice and beans. But I was disappointed sha, I dnt know if the error was on my part or the fact that my surname almost has the whole 26 alphabets(edo pipu and long names sha ), but dem omit one letter from my surname in one of my results. I don already collect original so going to neco for correction is not an option I even want to think about.

I just dey wait for wetin my clearance officer go talk that day. If he tells me to go to neco for correction, I go just tell am for there "oga thank you. Una fit keep the admission. I no want again. People wey learn work never die".

hahahahahahaha!!!! Ksslib o! your flawless sense of humour rinses the soul from the rubbles of daily stress that wears and tears life. lol.. mixed results like rice and beans! you don kolo! hahahaha! Why not swear an affidavit to cover that lapse in name? At least, an affidavit can cover for such omission. Also, I hope the names on both results tally? please, be meticulous of these infinitesimal details, they may pose a fly in the ointment.

swisscarter:
YEA...at least i saw some "females" so today wasnt totally bad

hahaha... so the sight of females relieve stress to comfortable extent. . Someone on this thread bemoaned lack of females to flirt with in Engineering faculty, I laughed my head off that day.

swisscarter:
LOL TRUE O...but this one make me vex, i was planning to get hostel accomodation from tomorrow now its ruined

you mean temporary accommodation?

Ebayray:
Lol, hw could u 4get dose dat slept at d Auditorium ni

hahahaha... true o! that should be the most dramatic clearance exercise ever. there was a stampede in one of the days and many lost valuables. it was horrible.

Ebayray:
Lol, no ooo... D guy jes spoil ma name o .

Hw r u doing today

You don't like Eba? ahhhah... you dey miss o. Give me correct yellow Eba wey dey draw and correct thick afang soup. oboy, Watch me devour it like a wolf.

I'm in fine fettle, what are you up to?

deramarks:
. 62

ohh.. you deserve a course at least, If not your desired course. keep checking!

RegalD . Finest word Weaver, Your penmanship summons Shakespeare from his sepulchre. I hail o

swisscarter:
Clearance postponed till tomorrow after 7hrs of waiting and telling us to re-arrange our documents 6 times ...na really UNISTRESS

you never see anything. back then, some will wake by 5 A.m and Form endless queues under the witchy and scorching sun, With no food and water. 2013/2014 set can attest to the truism of this post. at least you had a covering over your dear head.

Ebayray:
Awwwwwwww..... So touching, y didn't I see dis since o.... Thanks 4 d compliment....

Wow, a Law student too!!!!!! We many o


But wait o, u can spoil ma name, its Ebayray n not Ebaray

hahaha... Eba-ray. Eba and Ray. wow! do you like Eba? petaled lass

Grandest:
What can I say boss? Thanks be unto God in infinite degree. All right, I've sent a mail. I would be waiting to hearing from you boss.

okay bro..

Ksslib:
Giving my nyash bone enough rest and time to heal from the excessive long hours of sitting a journey from the south to north demands, then my online clearance.

You? Have you done yours?

hahaha! ...you are hilarious! I have not done any clearance. I am not in a rush though. still hustling!

are all your credentials ready and handy now?

RobinHez:
Well till I left, I didn't see a single soul get cleared!

Jupeb clearance is still on..altho they've started lectures... That's what caused the delay.

Na wa for Uniben o.. they should finish jupeb clearance before giving the green light for PUTME na. why the rush and mix-up?

Grandest:
Very well sire. I've always been a passive observer of events. I was on tenterhooks all through the process of the admission, but thank God it's all over and I eventually got my desired course, pharmacy. You know, I don't have the bravado of Robinhez, Venus007 and Ray360. It would be a misnomer or an understatement if you labelled me a poltroon. Anyways, I decided to come out of hiding and say hi to Ray360 the "wordsmith" and some other amazing guys here. More ink to your quill pen. I wonder if you would kindly send me your number?

I'm humbled to the roots sir. Your panegyrics yank me to the precipice of honour in the midst of doyens and paragons like Robin, Venus, ksslib, Godwin and other thread faithfuls. I kowtow in gratitude. you can mail me for my digits. Congratulations on your admission!

Ksslib:
He indeed is. Touched down successfully.

Aye!!! Thank God. now, what's next?

RobinLongstride:
good, yes. Good enough? Sadly no.
Thinking it's by luck will only dilute one's effort next time around.

Not really bro, Even some aspirants with very high scores are yet to be admitted. I have seen someone with an aggregate of 69 with no admission given yet. not even another course. No one will sit for an exam with a spoilt intention not to do well.

Astro290:
Hey Guys....i just registered my account, but i have been an incessant viewer(somewhat like a stalker) of this thread for a long time.I have watched how u guys have nursed this thread to this stage, with your meaningful information/contribution,jokes,E-fights,jumia adverts,testimonies(especially robinhez) etc....This thread has been a source of entertainment,enlightenment,hope to me during the long 'wait' of uniben admission...i just want to say THANK YOU! so much for everything especially to Mr Godwin-the creator of this thread, Naijaboiy,mr ray360 nd blueto the grammarians(thanks for enlighten me),Robinhez nd Adah-the intelligent nd sacarstic couple,supernover the optimistic,yonddaime-the 4th hokkage whose faith i admire,Ksslib-the comedian of this thread(u always make me laugh),madam Pukka36(puma)-the beautiful oil dripper,Venus(verus)-An independent Girl,Ebaray-The brilliant and charming petaled lass,the lost/broken/fixed soul-you are talented nd u should use it to write inspirational pieces instead of those sad nd discouraging write ups...nd i also miss some peeps here like creekreporter,othibo80 nd jackossy(jacuzi:always remember every situation has a silver). Nd to others who i cant remember tank u all also nd congratulation to everyone who got admitted...i hope all those(robinhez,esebosun nd mr swiss) scheduled for clearance today gets cleared....
Oh before i forget i was also admitted to study law...shout out to my course mates(Jaybray,Ebaray,Eclaire, yungEX)...
#Great Uniben student!..

Rhapsodic spills of accolades, like an aqua meandering into a waterfall, You know everyone here then.. lol. congratulations on your admission.