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Turkey should apologize for what they did and move on

I smell NATO hand in the whole scenario

Oga dey talk boi boi too dey show face

North Korea

I laugh in Swahili

I hope the message get to the appropriate quarters

Viktor1983:
you don't understand where I'm coming from.....
Do you remember the nyanya bus park bombing in Abuja?
I was in that park trying to board a bus, then remembered that I forgot my phone at home....took a bike to get my phone and "Boom"!.......
you can only understand if you've experienced something similar.... pls if you have such experience kindly share....

Don't pay evil with evil

Australia government action shows they not different from those blood sucking terrorist.

Best Advise

Go to his office and tell him you understand his move but your not interested

if he ask why tell him if he get what he's looking for he won't live to see the next weekend

Seriously are you blind this all this year or you're looking for excuse to settle with young blood.

Break up and ruin her life but remember God dey oooo

Toks2008:
My advice is that MTN should apologize to Nigerians and appeal to their subscribers to help them with Whatever they can afford i belive they will be able to raise a substantial sum and they can add teh rest..AOT did it years back so i dont see any big deal.

Nigerians are empathic people.

apologising won't solve their problem and in this case they should just accept their faith and negotiate how they will pay their fine within the specified period.

Keneking:
On 26th October 2015, MTN Group was fined $5.24 billion (N1.4trillion) by the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) for failing to disconnect non-registered SIM cards. In light of this recent decision, I hereby recommend the following on how they can survive the impact of this decision.

A. Shareholders:

Shareholders should approve the payment of the $5.2bn before the due date. Changes in Shareholding structure is imminent and no delays is expected from the Group in this regard.The top echelon of the organisation should be re-organised starting with its management.

B. Topline:

The business topline for the remainder of the financial year i.e 1 November 2015 - 31 March 2016 should be revised. No doubt, subscribers would leave the network and earnings would drop significantly especially voice. Therefore profit and loss account should be revised to include the periods when the sanction becomes effective in this case since 2012.

C. Cost of Sales:

This would remain as there are already commitments with service providers based on scheduled plan. There is no need to revise the factors in profit and loss sheet.

D. Cost of Labour:

Management should as a matter of fact begin the process of reviewing contract costs with expatriates, already, there is an exchange rate hit (20%), a function of the devalued currency early in the year is significant cost to the company in the course of the financial year. An option to locate other expatriates in Asia is due e.g India, China and Indonesia. These professionals can be hired on need basis and terms of employment clearly chalked out.

An important note is that other outsourcing agencies can be engaged to commence the process of providing comparative and lower service cost from next financial year i.e 1 April 2016 - 31 March 2017.

Local employees can be committed to contract with non-key positions placed on secondment. No need to downsize.

E. Cost of Marketing:

-Local budget for marketing should be adopted. BTL (below the line) option most recommended.
-Highly capitalised marketing should be banned for next 5 years i.e post Year 2020
-Aggressive marketing in hinterland to be promoted.
-Discount on data and bundle opportunity should be created.
-Discount on voice should be created for youth and group target. New target should be created in this segment.

F. Cost of Finance:

Of course, the burden of settling NCC fine requires a huge cashflow. A phased payment/settlement is recommended. MTN Nigeria should enter into a phased settlement plan with NCC. A letter of comfort stating how and when this payment would be made should be made in line with Shareholders approval.

- cashflow concerns: as a result of the expected massive exit by subscribers in the short term, there might be deficit in cashflow of the local business. Therefore, a massive inflow of capital is now required. This can be achieved through local banks with a consortium likely to create the balance needed. Another option is find another partner in form of shareholder.

- finance cost: with the current interest rate of 16%-18% from local banks, an additional terminal loan would lead to increased liabilities and exposure to banks.

G. Partnership: Business to provide opportunity for corporate partnerships in the form of sell-off of non-performing part of the business. A proposal to sell its data arm and concentrate on voice would be a great idea.

In conclusion, communication is key for the business in Nigeria. Shareholders should address the public directly in the case of regulators, customers, public (internal and external) regularly. There is no need to apologise but rather provide action plans on how to keep the business going and to overcome the existing challenges in the country.

In the face of a new management and focus, the company can turnaround this enormous challenge in the next three to four years and bounce back in winning ways.

MTN is already buried in debt

In the solution you suggest above you failed to put the current debt issue of MTN into consideration. Few weeks ago this company is negotiating with Nigeria apex bank on how they intend to pay their debt. i hope you can reconsider some of your option and provide a comprehensive solution to the problem.

Simple security should be introduced just like share and sell.

kITATITA:
You are blessed and you deserve it. I read a similar post from a lady on Nairaland and she was being hassled by the usual forum bullies. She went on and on about not being the type that would sell her honor and how she's struggled for everything she has. I felt some respect for this lady and thought I could help. I could feel her pains. I sent a pm and asking her to contact me and she didn't. It won't be bad for the admin guys to have a way of bringing those who are really in need closer to others who can help. Some who want to help don't really care about meeting up with the beneficiaries.

PM is unreliable, Some Nairalander lose access to the mail they use to register.

Chidexter:
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Russia really mean business with this massive deployment.
If Russia can end the war in Syria I see there allies growing geometrically soon.

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uselessgoat:
MIKEL IS A BASTARD FOR MARRYING THIS BONGA FISH HE CALLS A WIFE. HOW CAN A SANE MAN IGNORE THE BEAUTIES IN AFRICA FOR THIS AGAMA LIZARD ALL BECAUSE HER FATHER IS A BILLIONAIRE MIKEL WAN DIE PUT. IT IS TRUE THAT IGBO PEOPLE CAN DIE BECAUSE OF MONEY. MIKEL IS JUST A FOOOLISH GOLD DIGGER AFTER HER FATHERS BILLIONS. NO WONDER HIS CAREER IS NOSE DIVING AND HIS ASS IS GLUED TO CHELSEA BENCH. USELESS SON OF A BIITCH

I no dey swear for people o but u deserve some but I won't give so I won't add to ur problem.
Wetin be ur own

Anofia

Thank you Mr. President for reaffirming Nigeria commitment to support the Palestinian people and I hope we will be able to wash our hand from the diplomatic blunder committed by GEJ towards the Palestinian people.


Thank you again for not making me regret supporting your presidential ambition for the last 10 years.

God bless you Mr. President
God bless the people of Nigeria
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

johntaiwo123:
President Buhari missed a crucial meeting with Boko Haram but now is flying to US , China, Korea e.t.c enjoying.

Your ignorance knows no boundary

Bobbystanley:
The photo king

Keep having fun and snapping pictures in NewYork while your 95% brothers are dying everyday.

I dont regret not Voting this party.

They economy Is dwindling
Boko Haram Is killing people
Workers are loosing their Jobs
Foreign investors are withdrawing while

President Mohammed Kardashian Is having a nice time in NewYork City taking pictures with world leaders.

I can't believe you just notice this menace in Nigeria as if everything started today.

You're an hypocrite.

Good news

This is the symbol of national unity, now we are waiting for our eastern brother to appoint northerners into their cabinet to complete the change.

Atmmachine:
Dumb ass.
That's what you got to do "shake your head for me"
I'm not surprised because your poor brain has been used for sacrifice.

I doubt if you ever own a skull talk less of a brain.

Stay where you are abi who call your sorry ass into Nigerians affairs.

Ireland

Atmmachine:
People always ask me when i will be returning to Nigeria, my answer to them is "Never".
You have your president who wasted time in declaring his assets and when he finally did, he declared a false asset.
Why not go arrest the president first before arresting innocent civil servants ??

I will forever remain a slave in America where there is law & orderliness than come back to my home country where every rich man is above the law.

SMH 4 U