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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man


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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man


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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man


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u sure say dis fish nor be Aeroplane fish..see as the body be self

bishopcarterIV:
bros why na? I don tell u, when u dey drink garri, dey try buy sachet milk at least #20 own, so u go fit see clearly.. All the names wey Op mention which one come from either south-east or south-south. Dey apply na

hahahahaha oboi u be clown

ANSWER MY TWO QUESTION

i once expirence dis bfor nt funny...
wetin dey also cause water shit...if u knw am quote me


i love eating biscuit can it cause constipation?

ANSWER MY TWO QUESTION

i once expirence dis bfor nt funny...
wetin dey also cause water shit...if u knw am quote me


i love eating biscuit can it cause constipation?

ANSWER MY TWO QUESTION

i once expirence dis bfor nt funny...
wetin dey also cause water shit...if u knw am quote me


i love eating biscuit can it cause constipation?

Ojestas:
Mind what u eat too, to prevent it from happening. . .Nice one, OP

i love eating biscuit can it cause constipation?

lalasticlala:
POLICE EOD TEAM RECOVERS FIVE UNDETONATED (IED) FROM SCENE OF DAMATURU SUICIDE BOMB ATTACK (YOBE STATE)







http://www.npf.gov.ng/blogshare.php?id=55

na charcoal for electric pole be dat...dis girl dey fear GOD

hi palzzz how is the fuel situation in your area


this evening around 6:30pm i bought fuel for 1k nd the fuel nor even reach 1k dem say 105 per litre...how much in your area

Jollyjoy:
Mine was when after dishing out food to a full house,i remember i didnt put pepper in the food..chess!so disgusting!

wat did u nw do then?

indigene:
Tunein app free to download at playstore, it operate on solid data plan, do not stream on BIS
Click local station

wen u mean solid data plan can it wrk with 10mb

simba1:
Why won't they accept him??


He's as good as anyone.


Mehn I envy that score!


He's better look for other unis that allows everyone to write their Putme plus he should write Auchi's Putme

but bros ar u a jamb candidate

as am writing u dis am nt happy at all i knw many of u have also experience food disgusting experience hear is mine


I remember a day
when a cockroach entered my chilled can of Malta
Guinness without me knowing. Though I didn't
swallow it, I drank the whole content. I only got to
know that something was inside when the
cockroach eventually touched my tongue. I felt like
scrubbing my mouth and tongue with a hard brush
that day.




u can also tell me yours...nt funny tho


mod pls front page abeg #sad

i have experience sometin small like this....i went to get a drink at a resturant i order for coke.wen i open it i saw blood at d mouth of d bottle nd i called d woman dat sold d coke for me...she say na BLOCK i come dey wonder i say how...she say na d meat wen dey BLOCK i have no choice because i don open am already she hav to give me straw to sip i sip small i troway d rest

etiosa97:
Bb

how many mb do dey give for #1500

simba1:
Why didnt he change his school to a school that cuts 180.

Secondly, with that kind of score, he can secure admission in most Universities and all polytechnics in Nigeria

he loves uniben dat why...since he did nt make uniben cut off mark which is 200 he decided to go for second choice which is poly tecnic..and he applied for auchi poly...so his problem now is he dnt knw if dey wil accept him nd he applied for business admin as course of study

indigene:
Under their fair usage policy, it amounts or hover between 80mb, my assumption stemmed from streaming music thru jazzradio@40kb aac, it stops at 78mb

but pls can someone use blackberry personal subscription to listen to radio station app like cool FM lagos?

pls a friend of mine need help....he wrote JAMB this year and he applied for uniben as first choice and Auchi second choice;college of education third choice and monopoly forth choice...but he did not make it in uniben he.secored 191 and his second taught is auchi...will they still accept him because i heard only one choice nd he is planning to go to auchi since he score 191 is he stil eligable

hugogerrard:
that's nonsense. Think big

how pls

hopey8088:
Pls can I use blackberry 10 subscription on Bold 5 on mtn?

hw many mb do dey give

Avero:
it's a cheat for up to 5gb for a day... not, a normal bb plan works with an app known as simple server or tunnel guru
works with android devices

PLS BRO WER CAN I GET D SIMPLE SERVER APPS

hugogerrard:
Bbc to 21600 works well for mtn BIS. It worths #1500 on 1st month of purchase and #1000 the next month

pls hw many mb do dey give in BIS MTN FOR #100 1 DAY

etiosa97:
Bros nai day use so

on which fone pls?

Pls nairaland fans I want to knw if the MTN #100 BIS is still working because I have been trying it since nd dey normally deduct my #100 wen dey do so. I can't use it to browse and dey have already collected it pls I want to knw if u people are still using the mtn #100 Bis

The one u will write BBC and send to 21600 pls NL fans help me to knw if it still working

lakefist:
You can neva get such application on nokia... Why no go for androids and see the wonders of voice changer.. A rocking it with my Tecno n3

@lakefist pls what the name of d apps pls pls reply me now

dont u knw how to read ar u a J S S 2 STUDENT

the truth of the matter is that i now believe what the other OP posted about capri sonne...to me shaaaa another NL member claim she saw another scary substance on a capri sonne i will post the link for u guys to see...

https://www.nairaland.com/1242007/scary-object-found-capri-sonne



note dat d substance in it look disgusting pls if u ar eating dont view the picture