₦airaland Forum

Onyenna:
Cultists would never take the risk of falling non-cultist in broad daylight.....

My friend once seriously insulted them[back in imsu] and the worst thing they did was beat him up......I knew of a guy[non-cultist] back then who also had "babe" issue with a cultist, they also beat him up and that was it.....

.......Maybe, this dead guy is innocent.....maybe he ain't....maybe he was at the wrong place at the wrong time.......

.....My advice is that people should stay away from cultism......if your friend is a cultist, stay away from him!...

.....I was approached severally by cultists back in imsu but I turned them down!!......

how did you turn them down bro...wat did you tell dem pls

akanbiaa:
That you belong to the cult of your religion and its against having more than one cult, if you are muslim you can claim Izala and try to have small beard, if christian you can claim deeper life, in the north the few cultist that exist are afraid of anything muslim brotherhood such as izala because you touch any muslim the cult will be driven to extinction, thru revealing their secrets to relevant authorities, spiritual prayers to destablize them and bring infighting between them etc.

wat if you claim ur a deeper life person nko.because i head this demons hate people dat peam their hair...like barbing garlas,punk and sagging plus wearing expensive cloth and carrying expensive handset

SUPOL:
Tell them u will report them to SARS. if they insist call me I will link u up to my colleagues in ur state. Those boys no get liver, dem dey fear police like hiv

what if you claim to dem that your broda is an army were as he is not.dat if you join it wont go down well

Trueyarn:
Number 3 is wrong... I went thru ma school days a proper jew with way too much swag and e pain all the cultist that i refused to join them, but they could not do me nada... RIP sha.

bros if a cultist approach u nd tell u to join dem.pls wat will u tell them

Emeka71:
I use NOKIA 1202 torch-light; the phone is durable and strong; I have been using since 2007; I also use NOKIA X2-01 so strong and good for browsing; I have been using since 2010.

how much do u bought the nokia 1202?

holluphemydavid:
Either Tru or false I had my pgd already, d discrimination is just tu much, I cud remember when I got job I was offer level 7 cos I had HND while my counter part who had BSc and got same job at same time was offer level 8, nobody advice me when I put in for pgd sharply, my advice for anyone with my own experience is to put in for pgd to balance it all

pls wat PGD

pls i need the english meaning?

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INA ANYUZI NSI

let see who got it first..E wa ja gba Mark lo ma pa yin Danu iyalaya eni body

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I have a friend into yahoo, till date, I can beat my chest and say he is the smartest yahoo boy ever.... he has landed properties in nice areas around Benin, Lagos and Abuja with lots of businesses. funny enough, he keeps most of them hidden from people he knows except his immediate family.... dude is smart I tell ya

bros u sure say dat ur friend nor dey use jazz??

Vidamia:
i'm waiting for the day efcc will nail my wife younger brother

how many yrs has ur wife younger broda been in it

Jacinta44:
is it not w4?
was there ever a w3?

yes bae there is w3 do ur research

Parko:
DELSU grading system is as follows:
(1) O' Level screening: add up your 5 O' level subjects either
WAEC or NECO
A1 = 12mk, B2 = 10mks, B3 = 8mks, C4 = 6mks, C5 = 4mks
and C6 = 2mks.
The total from your Waec/Neco multiplied by 0.75.
(2) No of result sittings: 1sitting = 5mks and 2sittings = 0mk.
(3) Divide your Jamb score by 8.
(4) Add up d mks together to get your final score.
It is emphasises on..... Waec 45%, jamb 50%, and 1 sitting
5%...

bros who told u two sitting is 0 mark

sureinfo:
It's great I can assure you

have u head of tecno w3

Gwan2:
As i said i was very careless and insensitive to my environment, Imagine me withdrawing a whooping #6M and moving with it in my boot....so i was stalked when I parked and entered a shop to buy laptops.....What happened was so fast, it was with the help of CCTV camera that we saw a boy with kaftan taking the money out of my boot in less than a minute, it was arranged cos a car parked behind mine to obstruct any view of the activity...he took #3.5 which was in a polythene leather and left the other #2.5 which was in a bag for reasons i dnt knw....maybe he never knew the bag also had money in it......I withdraw the money from Zenith bank, i guess i was stalked from there.....A LONG STORY ANYWAY.

no wahala

Gwan2:
Idiot...Jus brought back d memories of my #3.5million dat was stolen jus like dat....

bros i hail oooh.u nor catch d person?

umehmj:
sure. shoot!

i have a fidelity bank account (Tier 3rd account) which is a saving account but am planning to open a zenith bank account.and the question i want to ask is will zenith bank give me their own personal BVN becus i dont want to use my fidelity bank account to link my zenith bank,i want a different one from zenith is it possible

umehmj:
Change of name does not happen all the time
and when there is a reason to make changes to
our name, it is good practice to effect the
changes in all our official documents including
our bank account. This is often common among
the female folk as a result of marriage and at
least once in a life time a woman goes through
the process.
Men also may change their name for one reason
or the other. In this article am going to explain
the processes involved in effecting change of
name in a Nigerian bank account. There is a
slight variation in the process for male and
female customers of bank and am going to start
from the process and requirement for female
bank customers:

REQUIREMENTS FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS
1. Marriage certificate
2. A valid ID card that has the new name on it
3. A newspaper publication announcing the
change of name to the general public (costs around #4,500)
4. A written letter to the bank requesting for
the change of name
5. A duly filled customer information update
form

These are the five major requirement needed to
effect a name change for female customers on
the grounds of marriage, but when the name
change happens for other reasons this process
and requirement applies to both the male and
female customers:
► Name Change
► Open Bank Account
► Nigeria Recruitment

1.A court affidavit declaring the new name

2.A valid ID card with the new name on it

3.A newspaper publication announcing the
new name to the general public

4.A written letter addressed to the bank
manager on the reasons for the change of
name

5.A duly filled customer information update
form

The process starts on the part of the bank after
all these requirements has been provided by the
customer and it usually takes 24hours to take
effect.
But what if the customer is not in Nigeria and
there is an urgent need to make changes to
account name? Don’t worry, the process is pretty
easy too. Depending on the reason for the change
of name, below are the steps to be taken for a
Nigerian bank customer who is abroad to
successfully do a change of name in his or her
bank account:

Contact your bank through their helplines and
email address, these information can be gotten
from the bank’s official websites and thankfully
almost all Nigerian bank offer live chart customer
service via websites, so either way can work.
The bank will request for the following documents
to be scanned and sent to their email:

1. International passport
2. Resident permit
3. Other relevant travel documents
4. A written letter stating the reason for the
change of name.
5. A duly filled customer information update
form

After authenticating and verifying the identity of
the customer through some rigorous screening,
the bank will go ahead to effect the name change
and it usually takes 24hours.
I hope this article helps and if it does kindly share
with friends.

Bros i want to ask a question concerning this BVN.can i go ahead please?,

nurez305:
This has happen to me b4 at idumota in front of Eyo in 2010... some set of hefty guy will persuade you and tell you is free, the promo is from alausa that I should pick one, during that time, they codedly bought someone who is part of them and that one pick one, the next thing the guy told me that I won deep freezer and the second guy won TV, and they told us to pay 1k each to clear our gift, immediately I deep my hand in my pocket and brought out 1k and the guy also do same. The next thing I heard after paying was I only one polybag and the second guy won tooth brush, na so I started arguing that you didn't tell me this ooo, that I won't gree, the second guy that was pretending as if he doesn't know them start telling me that I should leave them that God pass them. I said I won't gree that I must collect my 1k. The next thing I heard was gbuaaaaa, heavy slap and my eyes was seeing star, the guy went to get a plank that he will break my head if I don't leave, they want me to leave so that I won't be spoiling market for them...later I left in pain with tears in my eyes as those people cheat me....since them, even if you said I should bring 1kobo to collect 1 million na race I dey pick

send me card,i will dash u my caucasian dog

translate in english let see who gat it first

Bestlily:
This one pass me oh
Osmondinho come and see this

translate it if u knw am dat d question

igbo people translante in english.let see who got it right
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ndi igbo si a n'esi na nsi eri(eni) egu

Miraxzeebility:
Na thunder go fire First bank.. Ole!? Ma go open account for my kid brothers and them tell me 1k constant

bros how much to open first bank account= savings account to be precise?

please how much can I get A 2GB and a 4GB memory card.please I need urgent reply

ibibiofirstlady:
Bros w3 is good but why not upgrade to w4 instead?

bae pls how much can i get the tecno w4

SpenzaZoom:
So i got the Tecno L8 phone on Tuesday and i must say that i enjoy every bit of the phone especially the phone's monster battery. The battery is extraordinarily long lasting, given that my last phone battery capacity was 2000mah and I'm a campite (you won't understand except you are a FUNAAB student staying at camp).


Summary of the phone specs

Tecno L8 runs on android 5.1 lollipop out of the box with
Tecno’s
HiOS user interface and powered by a 1.3GHz Quad-core process with
MediaTek’s chipset, coupled with a 1GB RAM component
and a 16GB internal memory which is ample for file storage.
* 5.0 High Definition Screen Display
* Dual Micro sim card
* Android 5.1 Lollipop operating system
* 1.3 Ghz Quad-core Processor
* 8mp rear camera and 2mp front snapper
* 16GB ROM (Expandable to 64GB) and 1GB RAM
* 3G connectivity
* 5050mah battery capacity
* Accelerometer, Proximity and Compass sensors
Price Range: N29,000 – N34,000 but i got at 30k


The 1gb ram component is obviously a let down for gamers but Tecno did well with the HiOS HiManager in optimizing the phone's ram usage.



Photos to follow

pls what of the sim card port.is it small sim or big sim

please i need someone to help me out with the specification

uwuana:
i bought the w4 yesterday at ilorin at the rate of 24k,i must say the device is a nice one.the only down side of this phone is the boomplayer for music,very low audio quality,i have to download poweramp to enjoy my music experience.the battery is superb,i start using the phone around 6pm to 1am with full charge i was left wit 24%,3g was on all tru,i stream 3 movies, i play 2 games,i dload 3 movies i also listen to music.the fone is really impresive

is it HD games

BekeeBuAgbara:
I had a similar problem few weeks ago, my left ear blocked, I couldn't hear with it, i went to hospital after 4 days they examined it,
flush it and used some instruments to remove the big wax that blocked the ear. No ear drops, injection or tablets.

I asked the nurse how did you do the magic, she smiled and shake her head, because before then i tried self medication and also used cotton wool to clean the ear but it was wasted effort. I couldn't believe the little amount of money I paid.

Go to general hospital.

how much bros

okng:
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The 34-year-old Swede who has been a prominent
fixture for the national side made the announcement in a post- game media conference.

Sweden will play Belgium on Wednesday in what
could the former PSG striker’s final game for his country. Speaking to the media ahead of the game, Ibrahimovic said:

“The last game of the Euros will be my last game
With Sweden. I will not participate in the Olympics. So
My final game of the Euros will be my last. So let’s
Hope it goes as long as possible. I hope that tomorrow
Will not be my last game. But I don’t have any regrets.

“There is no disappointment. I’m very proud to be
The captain of Sweden. I want to take this moment to
Thank the fans for always supporting me wherever I go, I
Will always carry the Sweden flag with me and stand
with
it.”

bros i need ur help asap please can i mail u if yes reply me