Virtually all Naija 'hit' songs.
But I'm just gonna name a few that really baffle me with their utter lack of meaning

Davido - Skelewu

All Terry G songs

All Timaya's songs(especially Ukwu )

Kcee - Pullover(Seriously,I still can't believe he ACTUALLY went into a studio and recorded that shiit)

D'Banj - Scapegoat.And as if the main song wasn't bad enough,he had to go ahead and disgrace Naija,doing the remix with Kanye and all that

Oh,and let's not forget Stupiid Love and Durosoke by that noisemaking Lil-Wayne wannabe




Ok those are the worst of the lot to me

But seriously this sexkillz dude looks like one Deeper Life pastor that stays in my neighbourhood .
First time I saw a picture of him,I was like," WTF! Is pastor Boma a nairalander?"

The resemblance is just too uncanny.

plusfield: Wow! Over a distance of four miles till the cheetas got tired? How on earth do we ever bother contesting in marathon runs with these breed of people?

I wonder oo.

190: and later nigerians go dey follow these kenyan's compete for running

As in ehnn

4 miles?Damn.Those niggahs are badass

#1-stunner:




lmfao dis is wickedness ooo

Fat girls be like,I'm not fat,I'm curvy

She doesn't have folds?Dude,I can see the folds at the back of her thighs even through her khakis
Nwanyi ibem .

indemili?
Dafuq?WHO'S THE MOD IN CHARGE HERE?
Now change it to Idemili

That fair guy in the 5th pic
I have a thing for light-skinned guys

Happy Married Life to them!

This OP is high on lacasera
Most of these Deeper Life peeps.They're the worst
lot,trust me.Eye service people.

The sins they commit in private could give even the devil a heart attack,I tell ya

I've met lots of holier-than-thou Deeper Life girls who dress like old women,and yet have numerous boyfriends that straff the hell outta them

I'm sure the OP uses Durex wrapper

His ex must have carted away a huge sum of money during the divorce settlement .
Dude is obviously pained.
Strip club owner,you say?
It's creepy though

Mine are:

Eminem - When I'm Gone
Nas - Ether
Wiz Khalifa - Roll Up
Ed Sheeran - The A Team
Lionel Richie - Stuck On You
The Game Ft Kendrick Lamar - The City
Eminem Ft Lil Wayne - No Love
Tuface - Enter The Place
Owl City - Fireflies
Rihanna - Cheers(Drink To That )




Umm ummm...that'll be all for now

dasparrow:



Have you cured the acne that is making your face look like a pizza? See who is talking....the pitch black negative soul with eyes that look like the eyes of someone who smokes weed. So because Omawumi refused to reveal to nosey people like you who her child's father is, you ignorantly assumed her child is fatherless? Mtshew!

*falls off MTN mast*

Seriously though,calling the child fatherless is blatantly stupid.She wasn't impregnated by the Holy Spirit!!

Chiidi: Kai.. Aboki is a baller pa..

between, what is kannywood

Between?
Lol . Some peeps actually think btw means between

Multcolor: those who are in Christ don't die but alive forever

Oh yeah? My Granny died in Christ.I guess I can pray to her,can't I?
I mean,she's alive forever,right?

chukwudi44:

bros do your pastors pray for you? yes or no

@ least those pastors are alive.
They didn't die two thousand and odd years ago.

When are y'all gonna get some sense?Lawd have mercy.

kceemart: How do u know d speed of light then if u are not a science student?

Must one be a science student to know that?
Even the dumbest dumbass knows that.

Why Lord.WHY??
I really love this man's books.Choi!
#R.I.P

[s]

OmoUSH: These are the top three reasons why global teen phenomenon, Beiber, is far more powerful than Michael Jackson, the late king of pop.
1. The search for Beiber on the internet overpasses those of China, God, Jesus and India. Mj never came close to this.
2. Justin Beiber's followers on social media alone( BELIEBERS, like Christians) is 2.9/7.5 of the world's total population. Which means he can turn his fanatics into stream of mighty hordes.
3. In 2012, the Beibs was the 3rd most powerful celebrity on this planet. He still appears in the top ten this year. He is the most followed on twitter worldwide, and has billions of views on youtube!

[/s]


You must be daft.How can you EVEN make such comparisons
1)In the days of Michael Jackson,the internet wasn't popular,unlike now.When was Google developed?Huh?

2)Seriously?Social media?SERIOUSLY!!!How many social media were used in the 60's 70's 80's,and 90's?Huh?

3)Michael Jackson is the best and most powerful singer of ALL TIMES.No one can beat that,especially not that lesbian/fagg0t.

How old are you anyway?You must be 15.Most die-hard 'beliebers' are that age,or even younger.

Personally,I've seen videos of MJ's fans screaming,crying and fainting,just at the sight of his gloved hands.Justin Bieber can NEVER EVER EVER be in the same league with MJ,much less being more powerful.

Get some sense,little boy

Why do does Sexkillz deletes delete people's topics?

thatgurlvixen: Kaycee ft wizkid- Pull over..I mean wahis that

That song is an embarrassment and a disappointment.I mean c'mon! It ain't by force to sing

god_of_music: You don't like Naija music

Tell me you'r joking please!


#TeamGOM

Lol bro,I ain't joking.I just don't feel most naija songs.We've got more noisemakers than musicians in the industry,sadly

god_of_music: You don't like music

Tell me you'r joking please!


#TeamGOM

I said I don't like Naija music
No one here loves music more than I do

I don't really like Naija misic,but these are the few that make me practically r.ape my replay button


Yung6ix Ft Percy - First Class.
Tiwa Savage Ft Don Jazzy - Eminado(Goodluck Charm)
Eva Alordiah - Lights Out
Burna Boy - Smooth Sailing

Wizkid - Jaiye Jaiye
Ice Prince - Kpako
Eldee Ft Sojay - We Made It
Phyno - Kush Music
Illbliss - Hustler's Footsteps
Phyno - Parcel
Burna Boy - Roses(Na So E Suppose Be)

Baba_O:
Because you have stunt growth disease in your family doesn't mean every family in Nigeria has it.

We're all tall in my family. I wonder why you should quote me and say crap.Everyone knows that Nigerian players lie about their age.
Don't quote me again,bro,if you have nothing to say


Btw,it's stunted growth,not stunt growth
Go and sin no more

ESFP

All those saying 'child abuse',don't tell me you actually believe he's 16.If he's 16,my pops is 25



OP u dey craze.The guy sef wowo die.

Number 1 ALWAYS happens to me.So freakin' annoying!



Nice one Zakura.I always look forward to your writeups