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Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by Rayvene(f): 6:01pm On Dec 24, 2013
SMFDH undecided
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's 'Americanah' Tops BBC's Top 10 Books Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 10:41pm On Dec 20, 2013
lonelydora: A UNN graduate is ahead of you naturally.
joi de viv: A lioness. UNN is proud of you.
I personally recommend the book for everyone. Ifemelu vs Obinze
Baby mama:

So she is a fellow lioness
Fantastic!

Restoring the dignity of man for sure!

You go fear famzing.
Stop deceiving yourselves undecided
She's not an alumna of UNN.She only studied there for about a year or so before leaving for The States.
Get your facts straight wink
Nairaland / General / Re: NMAT Award: The Most Detribalised Nairalander Of The Year 2013 - Emzybrown by Rayvene(f): 9:22pm On Dec 19, 2013
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Uruguay Become The First Country To Legalise Marijuana by Rayvene(f): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2013
osymerga: The Op should keep quite.Stop misinforming people please.Did you know that marijuana and prostitution has been legal in Holland for a long time now ? Go and do your research very well,peace. Uruguay is not the first,please.

Marijuana is NOT legal in Holland,though it's widely accepted.I wonder where you get your info from undecided

taiocol: get ur fact right. Marijuana was first legalise in S. Korea

South Korea?undecided I know it's not classified as a drug in North Korea.But it sure hasn't been legalised in SK cheesy
Get ur facts straight undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uruguay Become The First Country To Legalise Marijuana by Rayvene(f): 4:57pm On Dec 11, 2013
Well,alcohol is legal in these parts.What's frowned upon is the abuse.
I think the same applies to marijuana in Uruguay.
Fashion / Re: Ginikachukwu Ewuzie Is The Most Beautiful Igbo Girl Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 12:21am On Dec 11, 2013
odua boy: Why didn't you condemn them...hypocrite

You sound pained grin
Don't have a heart attack,okay?

Now why would I condemn them?Y'all said some harsh stuff.They replied.Simple.I can't go about condemning everyone now,can I?
The only reason I singled you out is because your case is just different.Like you're obsessed or something undecided
You're always found on every Igbo thread,spewing hateful trash.

Grow up,little boy undecided

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Fashion / Re: Ginikachukwu Ewuzie Is The Most Beautiful Igbo Girl Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 11:12pm On Dec 10, 2013
odua boy: Lmao.... closet tribalist look at her applauding the tribalistic statements made by her flat headed brothers.
And she has the audacity to call another person tribalist.

CLOSET tribalist?Lmfao grin
Bro,there's not a single tribalistic bone in my body.Their posts were funny to me and I laughed.Simple.There sure wasn't any applause there.
Fashion / Re: Ginikachukwu Ewuzie Is The Most Beautiful Igbo Girl Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 11:09pm On Dec 10, 2013
sarutobie: Was agbani the most beautiful girl in the world? By the standards of the comments here then she was not by a long mile..most beautiful pageants are beyond facial beauty..your eloquence,charisma,intellect play a major role in winning it!..na 'dundees' full this forum..

Thank you my dear smiley
Fashion / Re: Ginikachukwu Ewuzie Is The Most Beautiful Igbo Girl Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 5:59pm On Dec 10, 2013
odua boy: Lmao,..is this the ibo definition of beauty.

Not by a long shot.The babe is just average.But then again pageants are not just about beauty.Composure,talents and the rest of them are even more important smiley
She's definitely not the most beautiful Igbo girl.

Anna Banner won the MBGN contest.Doesn't mean she's truly the most beautiful girl in Nigeria,does it?Neither is she the average Nigerian's definition of beauty.
Get a grip,bro.Jumping on every thread where "igbo" is mentioned.I fear oo undecided


Moving on...why would they hold an "adaanigbo"(or whatever) contest in PH?And I didn't even hear of it.What happened to Owerri and Nnewi?Seems like a whack-asss contest to me undecided

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Fashion / Re: Ginikachukwu Ewuzie Is The Most Beautiful Igbo Girl Of 2013 by Rayvene(f): 5:50pm On Dec 10, 2013
squaddy:

Says the asshole whose lineage is filled with dirty stinking women with tribal marks as long and as branched as the river nile
boniflex: not igbo kuwe nu, but igbo kwenu, and wat does ur tribal girls gud at, nothing. Girls wit smelly armpits, tribal marks dat mae dem look like zebra, and professionals in cooking oily soup... So go get a life.


grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: The Headies Awards 2013 Nomination List by Rayvene(f): 3:12pm On Dec 10, 2013
Wack-assss list angry
Davido's album?Like REALLY!


If Limpopo wins song of the year,I'll go on a punching spree angry.Why is it even on the friggin list?undecided
Headies dey fackk up.This is SO not cool angry
Properties / Re: House For Sale At Airport Ibadan For N75M by Rayvene(f): 9:31am On Dec 06, 2013
s!s! afrika:

have you heard of the word sacarsm?

I've heard the word sarcasm smiley
I don't think I've heard of sacarsm,though grin
Properties / Re: House For Sale At Airport Ibadan For N75M by Rayvene(f): 10:46am On Dec 05, 2013
s!s! afrika:
Nairalanders are casutic!!!!OMG!!!
See comment? Do you want OP to commit suicide by killing himself

How else would he commit suicide? undecided
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Rayvene(f): 10:20am On Dec 02, 2013
sexkillz: Olodo. Bald patch starts at the back of the head? grin

Maybe you shoud check out Prince Williams tongue
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Rayvene(f): 9:45am On Dec 02, 2013
sexkillz: .


Is that a bald patch I see in the middle of your head?
grin
Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by Rayvene(f): 10:12am On Nov 30, 2013
I've never smoked weed(unless you count second party inhalation tongue),but I've seen guys virtually go crazy because of this shiit.The most recent episode I witnessed happened around July 31st or so.

After our 2nd semester examinations,a bunch of us(about 6 dudes and 3 girls) decided to go chill out in a bar.Midway into the drinking spree,one of the dudes brought out a HUGE polythene wrap of weed,along with a stretch of white paper.They started passing it around(I declined of course tongue)
One of the guys there had never smoked weed before that night,but he didn't want to be labelled a puccy asss niggah grin,so he joined the others.
He smoked the first joint-nothing happened.The niggah was feeling fly after that.He asked them to wrap him another joint grin

Mehnn after smoking the 2nd wrap,the guy started going loco.Next thing I knew,the dude climbed onto the table,unzipped his fly,took out his mandingo and waved it in the air,and started yelling,"look at my diiiiiiiicckkkk!!!"
It was soooo funny at first,everyone in that section of the bar just laughed.Some even took pictures grin

The whole shiit got serious when he started masturbating right there shocked.Everyone was like,What tha heck?!The other guys had to start dragging him off the table,which wasn't an easy task,since he's a pretty big guy.Even after that,he started taking off his shirt,yelling out a bunch of bladderdash while others tried to restrain him.
He was practically dragged off the bar,amidst incoherent utterances from him grin.When we got to the school gate,the security guy just took one look at him and burst out in laughter grin.While we were trekking back to our hostel,he managed to overpower his captors and broke into a mad run.We all decided to let him be,sha.
When we finally got to our hostel,we saw him rolling on the ground just outside,in the middle of the driveway,as naked as a jaybird shocked.Mehn it was so embarrassing sad .I had to exit the scene and rush up to my room before our hostel security saw me there.I woke my roomie up,and we watched from upstairs as his friends and hostel security battled to carry him upstairs to his room grin.We had a good laugh that night about it.

He was supposed to leave for Abuja the next day,but he was basically useless for about two more days.Weed coupled with a great many bottles of beer can do that to a person grin
Anyway he's sworn never to touch weed in his life,ever again smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Movie Series That You Enjoyed And You Recommend by Rayvene(f): 5:27pm On Nov 29, 2013
Mine are:

Vikings(You just gotta love that Ragnar Lothbrok character smiley)
Arrow
Game of Thrones
CSI:NY cool
Grey's Anatomy smiley
Scandal
Chuck
Burn Notice
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air grin grin
Psych


Ummm...I used to watch The Vampire Diaries,but I kinda got bored undecided.I still recommend it though smiley
I'm also getting a little bored with Grey's.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Rayvene(f): 10:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
Klinee: mumu which prison ar u talking about? Have u been in prison before? If u enter prison and try such an evil act believe me the prisoners will burn u alive that day. Forget about those false articles u read online just go and face reality and confirm by yourself. Homosexual is not a common act as u think many hate it and they can never allow such a thin around them. It only thrieve online becos nobody will attack and kill them. Instead of praising the boy for job weldone u are wishing evil to him, devilish gay-woman!

Ummm hello?Could you take a stroll into the 21st century?Into the real world?
Homosexual acts aren't common?Dude,you're a complete joker undecided

Since you obviously think the guy did well by killing his boss,why don't you just kill the next gay dude you come across?Of course you'll end up in prison cheesy.
Then you'll understand what I'm talking about undecided

Dammit you must be a complete caveman undecided.Attack and kill them?Jeez Whiz.See a shrink or something,bro.

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Rayvene(f): 10:34pm On Nov 28, 2013
Some people on NL make shivers run down my spine.
God knows I wouldn't want to come across some peeps here in a dark alley...praising the guy for a job well done undecided

Lawd have mercy.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Rayvene(f): 4:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Sunbellar:

I know you are a girl but I don't completely agree it happens in prisons. Do you believe we have guys who have given their lives to Christ and faithfully serving God in detention. The dude may repent in prison not otherwise.

It happens in prisons,bruv smiley
Yeah,I believe some people get born again and all that while in prison.I'm talking about those who don't.

Even if the dude repents in prison,the unrepentant ones are still going to drill his butthole whether he likes it or not grin
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Rayvene(f): 6:52am On Nov 28, 2013
Sunbellar:

Are you talking out of experience?

I'm a girl,bruv cheesy
Obviously I was referring to dudes.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Rayvene(f): 6:15am On Nov 28, 2013
Truckpusher: This is exactly the problem .
They mistaken tolerance for acceptance ,Here in Nigeria they cunningly pretend to be helping innocent poor boys with uncertainty in their future while sleeping and fuccking away their young life.

This guy just took a bold step and i admire his courage .
It's better to go prison and die than to live your life knowing that somebody took advantage of your predicament and defiled you.

Strong boy,sleep tight in jail at least you stood up for yourself in this country where injustice is now the order of the day.



Oh dear.You have NO idea what goes on in prisons,do you?undecided
That dude hasn't seen anything yet.Trust me,he'll meet bigger,more desperate homos in prison grin.By the time he gets out,his butthole'll be wider than Russia on the world map grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 11:22am On Nov 23, 2013
sweet_gala: j

You don't seem to have musical hearing then, I'm probably more critical of Nigerian artists but to denounce their creativity is absurd. The current stock of hip hop artists are so lame and just recycle the same ol trash that an average artist like Kendrick Lamar is calling all of them out.

I said "most naija artistes".Not "all".Of course there are creative naija artistes out there.I mentioned them in one of my previous posts smiley

I won't comment on what you said about my 'musical hearing'.I'll just let that pass since you and I don't know each other.

Seriously,don't get bent out of shape because of the opinions I shared here undecided.I'm entitled to them and you're not obligated to like them.
smiley

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:49am On Nov 23, 2013
Ifyikillz:
A song making sense doesn't mean it shud pass a msg, if ur looking for one go church or rada buy inspirational books,
Wat it means is, if d artist is talking abt a woman there shud b creativity wit his lines,d lines shud mk u think blow ur mind away,
For example chk out dis line "all dis thins we said to each oda ar just nothing buh TRUTHFUL LIES", and dat was 2baba
Yh d American acts sing abt pucy n weed, buh as an enthusiast even if de sing abt pucy n weed at least d lines are well delivered with great word plays and punchlines, creativity etc
Wtf is parkk baby pull over, reverse baby pull ova
2face,jessejaggs,mi,praiz,and just a few odas big ups to u guys

Tell them,my dearsmiley
Music should be about creativity.Most naija artistes aren't creative at all.
I don't even listen to the puccy and weed musicians,btw smiley
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:46am On Nov 23, 2013
kennykg:
sowi for quoting you. But dats jst one of his few senseable songs he's got dats just my point

All right,bro. smiley smiley smiley smiley
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:36am On Nov 23, 2013
kennykg:
i don't agree wit dbanj - scapegoat. It's a love song... Give me a verse you fink is wack?

Dammit y'all should stop quoting me already undecided
We're all entitled to our different opinions,bro.
You love D'banj's Scapegoat?Okay,cool smiley.I musn't like it smiley.No be by force,my brother.
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:30am On Nov 23, 2013
sweet_gala:

All your game and Eminem chat shit as well, what did superman by Eminem do for you, or games city of angels.
You better stop hatting and support nigerians like yourself.

I'm not hating(or is it 'hatting').I support those who make sense to me.
I'm just stating my opinions and you're not obligated to like 'em.

What did Timaya's Ukwu or Davido's Skelewu do for you?undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:21am On Nov 23, 2013
burberry89:

That means u listen to foreign musics abi? So can u now tell me wat u have gained morally n socially from these ur glorified foreign musicians

And can you categorically tell me what you've gained morally and socially from your overhyped "ukwu" and "caro" singers?grin
Some songs change your mentality,man.Damn,sometimes when I listen to tracks by The Game,Nas,Eminem,Wale and the rest of 'em,I just sit down and THINK.

The only naija artistes I respect are TuFace,IllBliss,Burna Boy,D'banj.I also gat love for Praiz and Timi Dakolo kiss

Just respect my opinions and preferences and I'll respect yours undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2013
blink182: do you think timaya has only one album? You are just too lazy to think and most of the songs on your list are there because those the only nigerian songs you know.

As for me, I really can't discriminate because Nigeria's music industry presently has stiff competition and gaining wide acceptance doesn't come by luck rather it means you have done a good song.

Oh please.Only Timaya's first,and half his second album made sense to me undecided.It's you who's too lazy to think,because if you think at all,you'd realise that most of his songs are utterly meaningless.
And how can such crap be the only naija songs I know?
I listen to mostly rap,R n B and some afro fusion from selected naija artistes cool,and of course foreign acts.

Nigerians love club bangers and shiit like that,so of course all these songs surely have 'wide acceptance'.Doesn't mean they're good songs undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 9:52am On Nov 23, 2013
Phranciz:
I can see a hater in you. Dbanjs' scape goat was tight

Nahh bro.I've got love for D'banj.But scapegoat wasn't tight at all.
Anyway it's just my opinion smiley,which I'm entitled to.
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Rayvene(f): 9:50am On Nov 23, 2013
ziziponsche:

But you dey listen to am abi?!!

I'm only forced to listen to such crap when my roomie or any of my friends play them undecided
You can't find those songs on my system cheesy
Romance / Re: Re: Application To Be The Southern African Queen's Man Hbg. by Rayvene(f): 11:07pm On Nov 21, 2013
Lmfao grin grin
This is going to be interesting cheesy
First Ishilove,now HBG.Who's next?
Guys are not smiling oo

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