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rationalmind: Sorry bro, I don't want unintelligent ladies around me. I don't want them to get attracted to me. I'd rather create an enemy out of them.

PS: In addition, I don't live my life to please anyone. I do what I feel is right, I say what I feel is right. Whether that will make a lady my friend or enemy is none of my business.

I sincerely hope you don't live your life worrying about who sees you as a friend and who sees you as an enemy.

Bro i understand you don't really know me!

Caring who likes me or hate me is my last target which I don't even give a damn about!

But we are human, first thing we all crave for is to be appreciated if not recognized! Ask all the dudes & creamy ladies here they'll concur!

Now, making haters or enemies i honestly believe isn't amongst your plan for joining us in this thread!

I know you far than your moniker, you're far more believable & nice to be with when you're not pissed. There your rational mind gets to work with real ish that makes people marvel at your wisdom!

Dude please don't let us down now, show us (me precisely) your real you, your classy, intelligent & rationalmind!

Darkchocolate: Errr...Excuse me, do you see only me making comments? I don't see you addressing anyone else ... abi na only me waka come .... Try to be unbiased abeg!
btw...Apologies if I misquoted you earlier. Was not my intention

Babe chillax! am only human, mistakes makes us even more human!

You didn't read where i talked him out from quarrellings?

I know you did saw it but its Ok, show us that you're of class! Be the damsel all dude here will ever die to be with

Thanks beautiful for your maturity!

rationalmind: Hehe, I'm just having fun bro. This dark chocolate is so unintelligent. Her posts makes me laugh so hard. It's the more reason I'm replying her

Ok, let me remind you one thing about women.

All women are emotional beings! Some easily show off their emotions while others can conceal it for eternity!

That means learn to handle their fragile minds, if you can do this successfully, they'll love & gets attracted to you! Else, you might end up creating an enemy out of them which will do you no real good cos we should be getting some funs here than getting people pissed!

Darkchocolate: DO NOT QUOTE ME AGAIN BOY...IM DONE WITH YOU. YOU AND YOUR BOYS NEED TO TAKE YOUR IGNORANCE SOMEWHERE ELSE. BY THE WAY, DID YOU FIND THAT DATA FROM YOUR SMALL SAMPLE GROUP YET?

Hypocrites!

Madam, am begging you please its ok!

Let's it just die here & now, enough of MISOGYNY or PHILOGYNY!

Please let's all act maturely like graduates we all are!

We all can do far better than exchanging angry words with each other!

Thank you.

rationalmind: And the rant continues.

Do you enjoy engaging women rants? By now I thought you must've learn something from me or even from her now?

ENIMONEY: Boss forget say I be fellow Rdduite o, you go soon go borno dey help shekau clean him gun

Shekawhat!

That dude is my Boi any time any day ma!
As a matter of fact, he has packed out of Sambiwa or whatever forest as we speak!

adedeji65: *yawns* no more fight !

Fight? For where?
Ok as the referee (even though I didn't see any fighting), all fighting both e-fight, psychological, gender jingoism or whatever please STOP!

If i catch you quoting & fight - straight to Bornu will be your service destination & your ppa will be Chibok grammar school

ENIMONEY: lol! I don't brag hunay, but trust me, will take u to cloud 9 and back * if anybody apart from Tray quote me ehn, u go serve for borno

But wait o, how did you know where I'd been praying for my posting?

Hmm, I can't recalled telling you!

buksich: mi o gbo oo

Hello lady, what's up with you!

rationalmind: Well, what you just said in a simple form is referred to as the law of karma.

I don't however agree with you because the law itself is self refuting.

If for example, I decide to rape someone, why do you think I should be blamed or punished? After all, using your logic,

1. The person I raped is also suffering the consequences of her own action.

2. I will still suffer the consequences of my action.

So, what's the point blaming or dishing out punishment to me?

That's nice, but to every organized society, one thing must be there & its considered to be prerequisite for civilization!

I guess we all know what it is "LAW". Yes law, it like a guide! Break it, you'll pay & observe it, you're praised & celebrated!

That been said, you can only be punished if the law is against your action! Else, no one dear point an accusing finger on you

rationalmind: And again, I guess I'll have to let this pass

Wise guy! That makes you wiser than your age!

Bravo

rationalmind: .........Does that satisfy you?

Wooow! Dude, wasn't looking for a satisfactory response but your disposition or inclination!

Well for me, am sure every action or inactions we has its corresponding repercussions!

That is, If a guy decides to reap or molest anybody. He will have pay for its consequences or if he decides not to reap/molest, he'll also live to see the result of his not reaping the person.

Thus we all need to critically think before we act or take any decision. Even if the decision will be just folding our hands & watch this turn out!

rationalmind: Lol, funny thing is, there are people(mostly atheists) who even argue there's nothing intrinsically wrong in rap.ing a lady. Infact, they argue nothing at all is intrinsically wrong.

I'm not sure even those Atheists will stand by and watch someone accuse them of being rapi.sts.

Dude, what's your proposition?

I'll gladly be happy knowing what you've to say about "intrinsical" actions!

Samguine: Wanna join the party? *hands him calabash*

Dude you looking for member huh

Ok, i gladly accepts *take a full cup swallow *

Damn this sure taste great!
Must be fresh from the gods island huh

WTF! palmi palmi everywhere!

WTF!

WTF!

I was @ pg 300 (with just one page as my next) cruise reading thinking that my next page won't load that fast. Whoozaaa!
When i clicked next, to my greatest amazement I saw page 303, 304 & 305!

I quickly rap through them feeling like a Champ that i've finally caught up with you guys only for me to reload & now page 307!


Where are we running too?

shakol91: Nigeria,Ghana, number 1 and 2 in ode shi

Sure you've made my mad day lighter

That reminds me, where I was busy striking a bargain with this white short seller, one creamy chick like that came & pick two shabby white shorts exorbitantly without even trying to drag the price

& the seller was like

Seller: Bros this your market don tire me sef, see no be person commot money pay for by far wetin i tell you to pay for your shorts?

Me: Madam, abeg no even try compare us o. I be man & na me suffered get my money, no boy; gal; or mother not to talk of father give me so no try am!

seller: No be you go still carry your money go give her?

Me: Madam abeg no reason am @ all, i get small sense na

Cutiepie, I swear you be confirmed hustler!

cutiepie01: Na now u dey talk.First pay 5k for form.Then we go dey discuss d price on the actual deal,and d price depends on the creaminess of d babe wey u want.

Chai !

Waow

lorddaywalker: don't think abt d distance and d money u gonna spend, JUST GO BACK WITH YOUR GUN LOADED! #winks#

Dude to even make matter worst, am arranging my breakfast/lunch!
Have not eating since morning.

Will go on Monday, Lord knows I can't & don't have the strength again today

That very awkward moment where you came back from market filling happy & fly only to discover you've been cheated!

spent like 7k getting stuffs, staplers, water gum, two pair of white shoes, 3 set of white shorts, 4white roll neck top, thick cover jotting notebook etc.

Now am home only to discover that some of my stuffs where not packed, these market people must have planned me & damn it the market's very very far from my house!

Don't know what am gonna do!

cutiepie01: Wetin concern u with my post,why u dey take panadol 4 another person matter?You dont know if samguine has started jubilating now and buksich might do d needful.Na me be d agent.

Mama Agent! I site your handy but u can still initiate for me o, how much u go charge sef?

cutiepie01: na wa o.Buksich abeg give samguine ur BB pin or better still ur whatsapp number.I see things.....hmmm

But wait o, how is it your business? or are my seeing some concern citizen here?

Not to be critical or cynical with my reasoning but here's how real life operates;

Always & please always stay on top of your games cos you'll only be valued & rated with your present actions & little considerations of your past!

It takes discipline, dedication & hardwork to always be @ the top e.g Robben, Benzema, C Ronaldo, Messi, Yaya Toure etc!

Ask the Germans what it cost for them to be always present in each successive past 8 world cup tournaments & you'll understand that hardworks don't hurt rather it pays!

Ok, let's leave football for now & consider other real sports, Gulp, Tennis, Cricket, Track & Field events you name it.
Who still sings Tiger Woods, Mark Tyson, Roger Federa etc

This goes to show that your past glory won't be always remembered & celebrated but your remarkable persistent to always remain on top of your games!

Life requires your constant hardwork to always be on peoples lips & songs of praise!

Hmm, this guys sef! Ok, let me continue my Observation mode

nobletay: Good am houz. pls I need a quick response to dis.. a friend of mine who's also a prospective B14 just discovered last week dat she's pregnant. pls what are d steps to be taken for her to be redeployed back home, she's not legally married at d moment. Thanks

She just discovered? OK how old is the pregnancy? that'll determine if redeployment when be very handy cos if she's just few weeks old then she can carry it to anywhere she'll be posted

BecaciaBarbie: Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Chelsea can goto hell!!!

Yeah baby, Chelsea in deed can but you sure will be the pathfinder

Well, selling Mikel will be great both for the club & country!


Am a Chelsea fan, we've bought & sold other quality players so selling Mikel shouldn't be a big deal! Check out Mata, had a fantastic season the previous year then got sold simply because he didn't upped his game to fit into his managers plan.

Selling Mikel now will depend on some factors

1)Who wants to buy this slow lackluster marquee midfielder?

2) How much are they willing to pay so that it won't just be a bad business?

3) Who even want a liability cos to be frank & honest Mikel is such a liability to any club he will ever play for.

We should all be very careful now that there's a mix of rain plus sun this period!


Pray that you don't experience what happened below


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