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Barbiturate:Go, only if you are familiar with the road network around there. |
izzou:I'd like to know how easy it is. ![]() |
These Okada riders just commit traffic offences and there's no one to check them. The way they ply one-way on the express is quite alarming these days. They do this with full confidence, you will see them shooing you away from them including their passengers. We'll I don't blame them but their passengers because anyone with a right thinking brain won't sit behind them on the highway to go and face oncoming vehicle. The other day, I dodged one while trying to make uturn at Badore, just as he passed me to join the oncoming lane, he fell down with his passenger and the CAKE the lady was carrying fell too , could have been tragic if the vehicle coming was on top speed. Dispatch riders , make I just leave those wannabe Valentino Rossi and Loius Hamilton. |
northbird:Exactly, very terrible road. After all his rant on the App, he went ahead to send me sms. I was forced to reply that.
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IFEBARBIE:Yeah I saw them. Any car that breaks down there is getting towed, no story. ![]() |
![]() This one is just mad. See the name he or she signed up with..
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Avoid ikorodu road. Especially ojota. I need a bowl like this to scoop out water from the car cabin.
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Carmartng:As bad as it is, with 1.2 - 1.4, he'd get a good unit of the 8th gen Honda Civic. |
MrHeff:Says who? I currently use one, hundreds of drivers out there bought a naija used car to start the hustle. Do your due diligence before buying ANY car and you may not have a problem. |
eyinola:that thing they annoy me. the girl voice sef no they pleasing to the ear. I come they wonder if na everywhere for lagos the flood affect. |
Pearl1910:True. Once I've accepted a trip I know I'm not going to complete, i don't respond to the riders text or call. One even sent me a sms calling his grandfather a 'foolish idiot' after typing all sorts of words on the App... I didn't reply. He wan make I go shook head inside jakande market/lekki beach road traffic on a #600 trip. ![]() |
Tochex101: You they ask me wetin I no sabi. |
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Felicity001:Not me. Never had issues with Lastma. I they avoid them. |
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Pearl1910:Nah that old man wey no they ever smile sell to me. He must have pulled a stunt. |
pope191:I surprise when I saw oga Pearl's post about that ozumba Mobil. Never again. Bought 1500 fuel two Sundays ago, my low fuel light indicator didn't go off. No be juju be that? I only buy from Arowolo now, after Blenco sangotedo. |
BAZ001:Even on the island they do stop and search at VGC and Ilaje especially Friday evenings. On Sunday, I picked a guy and his girlfriend from Lagos Island heading to Abule Egba, trip was going smooth until police flaged us down at 7up. The guy said "Egbon ema duro fun won" (bros don't stop for them). Me that has stopped already. ![]() I can't be an accomplice please. Immediately we stopped, no story, they took him into the hilux, one of the police entered my car and said we are going to the station. How nah, wetun be my own. Okay now, make we go. That's how we ended up at Ogudu station from 7up. On the way, the officer in my car was trying to have a conversation with me, talmabout how I shouldn't be wearing white native dress to drive because it will get stained. Me in my mind shey na that one be koko now abi my time that you people want to waste. I sha tried to be friendly with him before they will rope me. Got to the station, the officer said he'd like to search my car. Told him he's free so far we gather. He searched and found nothing. He then went inside, brought a chair for me and the guys girlfriend to sit down. Before leaving us he said , chill small oga let us talk to the guy, his cooperation will determine whether you will go with him or he will pay you and you'd leave him here. 5mins later I was called to the interrogation room to end trip because he wasn't cooperating. I end trip and he paid me, 3400. So I requested to speak with the guy privately and the officers agreed, I asked him what the issue is, he said they found exhibits on his phone and they are billing him 500k or nothing. I asked him what's he bargaining, he said 30k. Told him to stay on it. I called the officer that was in the car with me and I reasoned with him to talk with their boss on his behalf. After going back and forth they collected 30k. The officers themselves said they'd have to escort us pass where those police stopped you oga BAZO because they we will stop us there. That's how they followed us to 7up again before we went our way. Getting to Abule Egba, Immediately after descending the bridge, naso police stop us again, me I no wait o. I Don look around, it's just 3 of them, no hilux, free road. I acted like I was going to stop, for where.....I zoomed off. Second trip ended 3900. |
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Felicity001:Wisdom is profitable to direct... ![]() ![]() |
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Felicity001:Na uber driver I be, I no kill person. If I ever find myself in that situation I will politely seek the riders indulgence. Any reasonable person will understand, if you decide to throw tantrums I end trip and walk you out of my car. Make we see who e go pain. I don't joke with water, I drink a lot of water because I hardly eat when working, I try ease myself anytime the opportunity presents itself sha just so I'm not caught up in such situations |
tojahh:Eyes Don see plenty ontop this hustle. One wore a wrapped dress, sat in front. Seatbelt kept shifting her dress thereby exposing her cleavage. She would say Oga this your belt just they shift my cloth come they make my breast show you, sef see am now. Me ke, see wetin. Abeg I no get interest. ![]() |
Felicity001: Chief I've done it before one time like that before I joined the hustle. I was heading to a conference in VI, naso this piss hold me ontop 3MB at a time when google map was saying "you are in 59 minutes delay". Early morning rush hour.I cleared off the road, put on hazard light and went behind the car to do my thing. Another time I was travelling out of lagos, from the island I decided to use Eko bridge to connect ikorodu road, that time when 3MB was under maintenance. Got to funsho Williams Bridge around 8am, naso I jam this evil traffic, stand still. There's this urine that has been holding me from house but I was in hurry to beat traffic, my plan was to stop at a Kara before Longbridge to ease myself. I couldn't hold it anymore. I told my babe who was still a learner as at them to come sit behind the wheel incase the traffic starts moving ![]() E get some piss wey go hold you, you go find how to let it out. Bladder they expensive o Last week sef I told a rider to wait for me make I use the chicken Republic restroom before we proceed on the trip. Na human being I be no be robot. |
Felicity001:Boss that girl no near anything FRSC ![]() She's just a ![]() |
pocohantas:She sounded so naive. I had to educate her about the usefulness of the seatbelt. There was this lady I picked from BookShop, Broad Street last week, immediately she entered I expected her to strap up but she made no attempt. I quickly drew her attention to it. Guess what? She was actually on a ride with another driver, she didn't use the belt and lastma arrested the guy and went away with the car hence she booked another ride which I happened to take. The only time you are allowed to spend more than 30secs in my car without using the seat belt is if we are still within your Estate. |
Guys watch out for any girl that sits in the front seat and is making a video (snapchat) So a couple of weeks back, I was riding with a female rider who sat in front, around Governors Lodge at Marina where there's a concentration of lastma officials, the lady was a making a video then all of a sudden I saw the passenger seat belt light blinking, quickly looked at her, madam Don remove belt. I told her to put it back ASAP. One of the lastma guys saw everything, he gave me warning sign without stopping us. The girls excuse was that the seat belt was obstructing her video. It happened again today. Heading to airport, we got to Admiralty traffic light, POLO G was blasting from the speakers. Kpakam, babe has removed seat belt and was about to start making Snapchat video. Ahh no be like that now. Told her to put it back sharp, when we get to 3MB I will slow down for and replay the song for you to do whatever you want to do. She now asked if it was an offence if she didn't use it, that shebi it's road safety officials that I'm supposed to be worried about. BRB.... |
First trip, got a request from Silverland Estate sangotedo going to phase one. A guy called and asked if I was coming I said yes. Go there and informed him that I'm around. Opened telegram and was busy reading gist from ABP guys (una sabi una sef). I heard a female voice and I looked up to see whats up, she was standing by the driver door. Rider: I've been waving at you since, I'm the one you are picking. You just made me walk down here. Me: Sorry. Good morning (in my mind I said e fit be say na trouble be this one oo) Rider: silent hiss and she muttered some words that I couldn't make a meaning of. She opened the back door and sat directly behind me. Next thing she said "increase the AC" AC that wasn't ON . I said a quick prayer and started trip. Few metres before Thera Annex gate, I heard her voice: Rider: Do you have a polo, or a jacket? Me: Are you talking to me? R: Yes. Me: No (me thinking, wetin you need am for, no be you say make I increase AC just now, AC was on LO.) R: No clothes at all even a handkerchief? Me: There's handkerchief. R: pls give me, I want to use it to cover my breast. Me: Okay. ***hands my handkerchief to her I tried to put on the radio, she said she doesn't want it that she wants to sleep, thats fine by me because I also Don't want it. The guy that booked, only put lekki phase 1, no street or house address. So I asked her what her address is before she sleeps off. She said I should take her to any ATM point in phase one then she'd tell me her address when she's done withdrawing. Got to Zenith bank, off freedom way. Woke her to inform her, she said its too open I should go somewhere else. Moved to forte oil ATM and asked if she's okay with it... No response, I looked back, shes slept off, me still driving asked again if she wants UBA , no response. I was now thinking where I go carry this girl go like this, I just zoomed off to Access bank after Admiralty round about. I woke her up after parking, with a sleepy eyes she said yes this is better. In my mind I said make I even see wetin this girl they hide because I didn't look at her when she was entering the vehicle. Lo and behold, na only nipple the girl dress cover. See my handkerchief resting with all authority on her on her bre*st. I come they wonder say shey I go still fit use this handkerchief like this, if I use this one clean face make I no go they see another thing ![]() When she came back into the car, I asked for address, she said goto that yakoyo side, there's a street called something something Disu, take me there. And like a programmed robot, she slept off. I'm familiar with the address, took her there, she paid and went away with my handkerchief without offering to give it back ![]() |
YeyeGbami:E no hard, go they position for Shrine every night they pack guys full your car go their destination. One day e fit be for you. ![]() |
I think LCC as abandoned Lekki-Epe expressway. The numbers of potholes on that road is alarming. Meanwhile anytime I see these Innosson ![]() |
CheerfulGiver:Odogwu
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BAZ001: This man, no Kill me with laugh. |

, could have been tragic if the vehicle coming was on top speed. 

