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Yewandequeen:
No be bf visit me self na just ordinary friend. The kin beating my dad gave me ehn the marks still dey show for my back.

When can I visit?

thereturnoflucy:
All this banks ehn....just yesterday I noticed a huge loophole in my Access account...I was like woah

Wetin be the loop hole ?

BecaciaBarbie:
For the teeth, wearing a brace would fix that perfectly, about the lips there is really no difference. I used to have light chocolate lips as a teenager, now my lips are so pinky.....maybe because, ever since I stopped wearing lipstick, I lick my lips often... I guess.


Talking about cute footballers, I really don't see him as cute cute... I usually crush on cute footballers, but Ronaldo has never crushed my list, the only one crusher I had back then was Theo Walcott...my crushing days are so over!

Before the crusher days get totally over I be footballer too

ImaIma1:
I have heard that too and there might be some truth in it. Even as a teenager then, my mum scolded me for tying wrappers a lot at home that it would sag my breast.

There's a way to do it without sagging the breast

Last last na the same certificate dem dey give

Gracesofar:
So true. In this part of the world, mediocrity I celebrated. If you want nigerians against u, castigate the yahoo thing they will com out as a whole to reprimand you. Falz learned the hard way.

Abeg explain the falz part

holycrest:
3hrs with fast charger is 5000mah 37k last

How much does the phone cost? I mean new

Anoneism:
I'm very much interested but your location is far from my end.
I'm in Lagos.

I can get you the phone 37k I live in osun

britiko:
This is just too scary...the search is still on. However, his chances of survival seems very slim considering that his bones are tender.
I really feel for the parents, knowing that they lost another child aged 3 yrs old to cardiac arrest in 2017.
Lord, help the toddler Julen...

O God my Lord let this boy be found alive.

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

What's your location in Osun?

07010216038

FerrytimCharis:
Yo Ghubbers, Happy Palm Sunday to You guys. So This is the full album of One of the best male gospel soprano singers of this generation in person of Jonathan McReynolds. The Album is titled MAKE ROOM. Enjoy while you listen and download.

FULL ALBUM DOWNLOAD on

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God bless you

mrrights:
One thing Nigerians are yearning for is the return of the north and Nigeria to the good old days.

Has Nigeria ever been good?

debygrin:

steevy:
Done

Add 07010216038

This people con handle it carelessly till it falls down from their hand and break

hmmmm
Where is the queue

All of em na Hausa chap?

xperienced:
Some stupidity pays, but don't force yourself to be stupid because you won't be funny at all.

Reteet

uncommonmartins:
how him take get the person number call am

hmmmm, Shey the thing no show the name of the recipient before sending?

bdsm:
If u try to oppress a gentleman on his own land, he shall resurrect the beast in him.

The media did actually not give a correct representation of the Jos/berom people, I can say they under genocide sef

saaron:
That was then when FFK was completely ignorant of the Jihad declared against Plateau people by terrorist in high places, which by the way, was an upshot of 2001 crisis. The orchestrators and originators of 2001 crisis in Jos are well known.

The Jihad declared against the people of Plateau state is a deliberate campaign to annihilate the state. Terrorist in high places did all they could through violence to establish and make Jos an Islamic emirate with an Emir without success.
It was after they failed installing an Emir over Jos north LGA that these terrorist device a new tactics which is:

To massacre villagers and communities in remote places in Plateau north through fulani herdsmen with Military cover.

You're very correct

I shake my head for democracy when I saw Nigerian Army and Air Force van today

Olohunjedalo:
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You chose to ignore the allocation part as expected.
Say all the bullshit you want . We that live in osun know that Aregbesola is the best governor we ever had in this state and we shall vote massively for Adegboyega Oyetola on Saturday.
Sit down in your red mud potorpotor republic and continue to speculate

Which of the osun state?

Demolition on Sunday

brodalikeme:
You’re forgiven, thanks to your sincerity.

I for one never support him... I had my doubts, he didn’t disappoint me. But I’m truly shocked at his woeful performance, I doubt we are even talking about the same person

Just like me I didn't for once supported his candidature
1. He is too old for that post.
2. He lied. In 2011 he said why crying that if he did not win he will not contest again
3. He did not add value to himself over the years

saibuhari:
But you are wrong - my account is not hacked.

Please edit the post and put GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

wristbangle:
Lol This Qatar version of NASS has been severely disturbed to the extent that he had to force himself read/understand the vendetta in Nigeria politics.

What a dynamite reply!

This is also my thinking, that time the budget got missing all he was saying is whoever get the budget should please returned it.

From his statement now it is evident that he knows this present administration can do nothing to better the life of the citizens, so he just gave the guy a piece of advice to forget about the government

Greenarrow01:
You mean Aregbe lol
You have not visited osun state in a while.

He built super crazy schools that no state govt. In Nigeria can boast of.

The road network in osogbo and ilesa is now more better and stronger than before.
Ask those who live in osogbo nd ilesa.
This are not road leading to other towns ooh.. roads interlinking streets

Osogbo freedom park and the railway station uplifting is one.

Huge drainage.. I am not talking about side culvert pls. Ask people living in okebaale through oja oba axis

Sidewalk and decongestion of olaiya

Look at the federal road from ondo state boundary after akure right up to the expressway in ilesa

His o meal was a model BUHARI copied.

Look at O ambulance too.. till date they're still working and packed at strategic places in the state. This is fed govt project ooh
Oyetola is here to consolidate his achievemen

See as I start to dey laugh in Swahili, Spanish and estwatini to what you put up there

Is Osogbo and ilesa the only town in osun state?
The road you are talking about are they not 10/10 kilometers of road in each local government? Constructed with the local government allocation.

how many schools you mentioned are built with the state allocation? if na all, why did they rush go put FG/UBE/... ontop most of those schools when GEJ wants to visit years back?

The o meal you mentioned it's as if you'refrom Lagos, who started school feeding in osun state? Why did Aregbesola stopped it when he first took the oath of office and why did he claimed to re-brand it?

With due respect sir I want you to do justice to all like a progressive mind not as a typical Nigerian politician. Thanks

Greenarrow01:
My brothers..
If you all notice well.
Baba Tinubu has eyes for people we know how to deliver.
Most especially infrastructural development.

Oyetota is one with a great c.v much better that any osun gov. Before him.
People don't really understand that Aregbe brought much development to osun state. Thou he neglected ife axis a bit. But Aregbe is the best thing to have happened to osun so far.

Give me 10 of his achievements