₦airaland Forum

tohyorsih:
marital artist ke?

Artist na artist, you even dey jiangyu e go dey easy for you

Onijagidijagan:
Some guys mumu die.... Girls that has broken up with me are close to 50 and i'm still strong and unheartbroken

Baba for the girls

tohyorsih:
Me self go soon turn artist

Martial artist abi?

priceaction:
Answer is E. Look well, it is curved numbers of 1 to 5.

After you are done with the two up there take this one join

Coldplayyy:
His Family fled from Buhari’s Government which is equivalent to Boko Haram... so they’re basically correct.

I now agree with them

RTSC:
Chased by Boko Haram?
Okay o.

I weak

midnighter:
Lol its just a monicker, there was no meaning attached to it

How's your day sha

+check your mail

Repraiser attack eminent

E go soon clear for her eyes

RiP to the dead

midnighter:
Lol. Well, are you accusing me? Its a very serious allegation

I'm not accusing ma, I'm just observing ma. I don't have power to accuse someone who works at night MA.

Gulher:
One is sitting indoors in the kitchen wearing shorts and slippers. The other is dressed set for outing.

OP you are a disgrace to education, civilization, and humanity as a whole.

Fatality

midnighter:
What about it aroused your curiosity

I'm thinking is poecilonym of witch

logan2:
yes at least we are not eating olive oil and water any longer,im only sorry for my dad,even when the future looks so promising for his children,he still cant come out from his shell

Everything gonna be alright one day, just believe.

midnighter:
Wow. But they should have told her before letting her take the stage na. Or they were afraid to talk because she is a pastor

I never understood this style of skirt when people started wearing it. Is it not embarrassing when you sit down

Slitting at the back or side is much nicer. Even then, you still need to be careful

I'm only curious about your moniker

folly22:
We didn't vote for them ó, it was a stolen mandate

The mandate was a stolen one right from aregbe first tenure, if we remember clearly 10local government election was cancelled before aregbe was declared governor

JasonScoolari:
It is a Mistake to make a Mistake, but it is a great Mistake to repeat that same Mistake.

If the governor likes, he can decide not to pay them, They deserve it.

They couldn't learn from the ram called Aregbesola, by voting massively for the PDP.

By the time Oyetola is done with them, they'll find it difficult to buy a plate of Amala and Ewedu.

did you really follow what happened with Osun election?
Even the president later claimed they use remote control to win the election

Michelle55:
Here's mine:
( That's why I detest when young ladies go after married folks, it ain't cool atall

Na slippers God use take answer all of your prayers in the family.

Teach your daughters too not to follow married men, also teach them to teach their daughters( I'm sure you don't follow.. )

Toks2008:
If you hear my story..you go run back to GOD faster than Usien Bolt.

Better embrace GOD bro.remember Job

tell me something

logan2:
one time i and my family (my parents and six siblings ate olive oil and water for days,i stopped school for 2years, there was debts every where,packed in to my aunt's,suffered huge humiliate from everyone, including extended family members that came on board through my fathers influences ( dude was working in millions,before he hit rock,church too follow chop the money,as small as i was then, i knew they where scammers fucking gays wrecked him to rags, he still hasnt gotten over it ,has refused to come back to the city) im shedding tears right now

Hope the story has changed now?

candlewax:
Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point

Quite interesting, it's quite sad how Nigerian church is making people lose hope on God.

I pray you will continue to soar high, and hopefully God will find you one day. In Jesus name Amen

He shouldn't have

Wetin dey happen now.

The gods are really angry

femi4:
Uppercut ....They will not remove the speck from their eyes first.

Nonsense ...change begins with them

The uppercut is more effective and damaging than Mike Tyson own.

That's what they call sincere and harsh truth

May their soul rest in peace

Officialgarri:
No 10. Seemed the most funniest of all.

Am I abnormal?

What about that my girlfriend is pregnant and we didn't have sex

Obaofusa:
The crash is a hoax.


Nothing happened illuminati at their best, Boeing CEOs refused to be part of them

How did you know?

Nicklaus619:
Lols i had to give one to my colleague and I have been using the three since late last year...

OK, Sebi na laye last year you start use am, no wahala, make I send address

Nicklaus619:
We have a lot of educated illiterates in Nigeira, if someone complement the way you smell dosent mean the person is sexualizing you..a white man visited my office to see my boss, I don't know him from Adams but I complemented his tuxedo.. He smiled and asked me, you like. I said yes
Two months later he traveled back to canada and came back with four pairs of tuxedo and brought them to me personally, I lost words to appreciating him. He just smiled and left.
This is sane people, not hypocritical black backward mofos that claim they know Sh!t..

I just like white people.


Shey na the 4 una dey use or e remain one you never touched?

Ijaycool:
Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle. I dey pity them.

I fit give belle but I will not, we will know what to do about everything

Yewandequeen:
who? My parents? Anytime you want

You and your parents

Send the address

Foodforthought:
Oyibo people dey Kolo I swear. Imagine I just bring one guy home and we're holding hands. Then my parents come out to greet us.
Dad: Is he your friend??
Me: Yes. But we are a bit more than friends...
Mum: I no understand, my pikin
Me: *avoiding my father's eyes* Em...I've been meaning to tell you since.
Dad: Tell us what.
Me: About my sexual orientation--.
Mum: Seshu wetin?.
Me : * Already sweating* I'm.. I mean...I'm gay
Dad: What does that mean?.
Me: * summoning courage to look at him* I'm interested in guys, Charles here is my boyfriend.
Mum: So u mean say na man you dey do?.
Me: Yes ma.
*I turn to look at my Papa but he's not there. As my mum begins to plead the blood of Jesus, I begin to hear heavy footsteps, with farm tools scratching against each other.

Una don die be that, those whites dey crazy asweruGod