Needtolove: Hi nairalanders this post is going to be quite disorganized, as I am not such a good writer. Just need an avenue to let our some steam. No advise needed too. The only way forward for me is to quit my marriage.
The reason for this write up is to ease the pain of betrayal that comes from my husband cheating on me with a our neighbor,what really hurts is that after I investigated and found out her identity, I presented him with hard evidence ,instead of an apology he said he is an African man o and polygamy is allowed. He says I should better mind my business as the said girl is not disturbing me. He further stated that the girl is crazy o, so I should not even think of confronting her
Just this morning she had the nerve to come to my apartment with her room mate to clarify some house issues. The nerve of all of them. Really want to make them pay. Really want to make my husband suffer. This guy body shames me at any chance he gets. (I have a four month old baby) he says am ugly and shapless, and my breast are flat
I want African men to know that women have feelings too, am expected to bottle up my pain and be a woman. When I react violently he calls me mad woman. He is still with her and I am still expected to mind my business. I will though, but they will both get it.
Not a small upgrading, they really make improvements on their camera, screen resolution, infact in the overall performance of their phone... Glo should learn from itel...
Octopusssy: Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.
It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.
When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.
He kept moving.
And moving.
And moving
I say he kept moving...
Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.
All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.
Jimgym: That doesn't mean its not money. Naira is a currency made for a people. While dollar is a currency made for other people. They both have value and they target different people, which is very important in business or production. You MUST have your target audience, which is based on factors like, income level, occupation, location, purchasing power, etc.
One is of higher quality than the other, no matter how will try to justify the other it will always be outperform...
abbey10: Abeg who knows this song... I can only remember the chorus. It's by a young man (then) with an equally good video.
The chorus goes thus... No wahala, e go better. After today, I go see tommorrow oh... If I fall down, I go rise up After today, I go see tommorrow oh...
Divay22: My profile picture and signature has nothing to do with my comment. Changing both is the least thing on my mind.. Just that i don't know you and can't trust you, would have given you my account details, so you can help do the needful for your own sake.
If I say I expected this kind of response, it will be a lie.
I don't even know where to start sef... This your response don weak me
Guest007: if you're honest with yourself... end the relationship and remain mutual friends. You can't judge her because you changed the beat of the drum. If you tell her the truth she will keep you as a Main and get herself a fat side D to service her once every couple of months, and that's her respecting your feelings. Are you against ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl sexual contact or can you pleasure her but never chuck preek
neonly: Men no bi lie me all of us in my family are all boys 6boys never knew my dad really tried until me sef join d race 3 boys something I fell like not coming home ND stay in an hotel hufffff
DabuIIIT: Same thing happened to my younger brother.
We were having house fellowship and he was sleeping and my Popa told him to stand up. Meanwhile,there was church service going on somewhere close to our street and the were using very loud speakers. The pastor suddenly said," Praise the Lord" and my brother who was standing and sleeping at the same time said "Halluyah!!!"''-
XhosaNostra: I was inside a taxi once when all of a sudden my stomach started churning & I got all sweaty. I knew it was a bad case of a stomach bug. I had to go! It was so urgent, I almost used my handbag as a toilet. Needless to say, I got off the taxi & ran into the nearest house to use the loo. I couldn't even see clearly, that's how terrible it was. I walked into this house & asked to use the toilet, without waiting for a reply I found it by myself. After I was done doing my business, the embarrassment & shame set it. It took me about 30 minutes to summon enough courage to walk out. I sheepishly made my way to the sitting room, quietly introduced myself & apologized for the intrusion The mother was very nice & understanding, fortunately
Nobody will dare turn you down in such a circumstance
IamD18: This is not my most embarrassing moment, but I'll like to share it.
Earlier this month in a gym house, I met a very beautiful and well-shaped lady and 2 of her friends. I got into discussion with 3 of them, as interesting and funny our discussion was, the one I was interested in jokingly came to me and sat on my laps, almost close to my diiick, I locked up. The more we gist, the more she shakes her ass, I got hard and uncomfortable, wanted to stand her up but thought it'll look embarrassing to her before her friends, I still locked up. She was putting on a hanging belly-button revealing sleeveless with a very tight leggings. Her nyash no dey stay one place, she dey gist with both mouth and nyash.
I was just so hard! I couldn't bear it any longer as I faked a call and jokingly tried to end the discussion, telling them that I'll be leaving to catch up on something. She stoop up, standing before me with a huge ass, she pleaded that I'll drop them off. As all these were happening, my diick was as erect as fvck, almost getting noticeable while seated that i can't even stand up before them. I obliged to her request, but was still seated.. I no wan cast myself by standing with my errected preeq because i was putting on sports trouser.
They were expecting me to stand but i pretended to be so weak and tired, hoping and looking for thoughts that will bring down my stubborn john-Thomas. As God may have it, immediately i thought of BUHARI and NNAMDI KANU, you need to see how my stubborn jnr dropped like music album, I smiled at them without them noticing the reason behind that smile, then stoop up and left with them.
Omo since that day, I no dey miss small mini-tight and Buhari picture anytime I dey go gym.
thought of buhari dey actually work oooo, Mr John Thomas will just go hide one lane
buhariski: I'm a chronic masturbator I don't know how i get myself into dis shit. This year has been a worst year in my life and I can't control d way I mastubate. I don't know if it is due to depression and loneliness.
This year I made a promise not to visit the brothel though I have kept to the promise
The bigger problem now my dick is always embarrassing me publicly I can't just control it. any time I 'm with the opposite sex I always having a strong Boner. Yesterday something similar happened but wit my neighbour daughter DAT she is in SS1. I was in kitchen cooking oo so she came in to fetch WATER, as she bowed down to get the water her bra got exposed I saw her breast cos she got big breast I couldn't resist myself, I had a strong boner again but this time she didn't notice anything but I had rushed to my room to cool down myself while my food is on fire burning. I just weak and getting a girlfriend has been very difficult for me. The rejections I have had from girls would make someone to commit suicide.
Start playing mobile games or evening football matches that will always wear you out