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Happy Sunday Local men and women, Pls does anyone know what to expect from PWC assessment for (Aptitude and Technical)...it wasnt stated in the mail it would be Gmat, Dragnet or Shl.

The Assessment is for Monday oo(Audit Associate) for their energy business unit. As NNPC dey do yanga so, make this one just pure for me abeg.

Cc:
Jarus
Mosgoon
Gabriel
Teaser4
BMedia
Chukkkz
All local men on the thread

Signed,
Member, Aolmaw

highzickjosh:
All of a sudden, you guys are now coming out with my contact said this or that. You all should gedifok out.

Where was your contact last week?

If I'm not mistaken, no one except Jarus debunked Easymoneysniper. Were your contacts sleeping back then?


Well I still stand by latest September and that's within 8 working days. If APL drops all well and good. If otherwise we move.

Peace

Guy...I also debunked easymoneysniper not later than 2hrs or so when he was bragging on the 9th/10th thing but didnt engage him well bcus of the followers he was already gathering...

What the the sources are saying is that we should all get on with our lives while we wait for APL. People in employment are still looking for beta jobs not to talk of those who are unemployed that are already giving up applying bcus of NNPC.

Whether we like it or not if not for Jarus who had mentioned September early enough many of us thought the process should have concluded by now.

The reason for the delay is a story for anoda day.

NativeDoctor1:
They will not see their Seyi and Mike shouting ooo...

Na only Tacha them dey see...


Tacha pepper them..

Showing her she does not have monopoly of madness

jerryfunky:
within 2 hrs u must receive it..

be patient but since we all dey ABJ expect 3k brotherly....money for fish and 2 hero....they intentionally sent it this friday lol...

You get am...Abacha barrack level or Apo fish market.

GT
July 1st
CBT: Karu, nassarawa
No alert yet

Page 1000, APL loading, I waz here

Dbowline:
What's happening?

Please I am quite lost with the proceedings? 9/10 he said but we are fighting. Why? Is 9th yet over?

He has shift goal post, unless he has edited his statement. Now it is everybody must get Tfare alert b4 APL comes, still maintaining dis week after authoritatively telling us 9/10.

femokleen:
Happy birthday to you brov, may your day bring the much anticipated AL upon you, others and myself. Age with grace bro

Thanks brodaly

Bodylicious:
Finally the day is here, we are hopeful irrespective of the outcome. If the AL no show today or tomorrow or even this week let us not give up...And let us still share information to one another...



##see you at the tower...

Correct information/ source with a clause like c1121 did. Today is local mans birthday and there is no perfect gift than getting APL today but I strongly doubt Easymoney's confidence.

Abeg make una wish localman a Happy Birthday make belle sweet me.

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

May ur ink never run dry. Nice expository on the history of the thread. How I wish we can like a post more than once.

Sir Jarus and Mosgoon thanks also for the lectures too.

Abeg who help me keep space, I get enuf popcorn to share oo.

Donas11:
Local men and women,please join me and rejoice with me on the occasion of my 26th Birthday today... APL fall on me and everyone else.

Amen...Happy Birthday bro, wishing u a splendid year ahead.

martinsfm:
even if its compulsory i wont join, the essence of this thread is for future applicantd.. imagine there were no older threads how would we get info about recruitments, its as if you people have started adding whatsapp group administrator as part of your work experience

Una mouth sha...chai

yungmin:
Alerts
3k from Lazarus
EH
July 1st; 1:30PM

I can now authoritatively tell you all that there is no relationship between APL and TP

Won ti get eee

larride:
For those that want to read about this P&ID sham, read this from Bloomberg.


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-09-04/is-one-of-the-world-s-biggest-lawsuits-built-on-a-sham

Nice post bro...For all ye who are confused on the P & ID saga, go through the link. You have to be patient though but its worth it.

Firstgentleman1:
I have a nice topic for discussion.

Was the coordination and efficiency achieved during the whole test and interview process as a result of NNPC's preparedness and organisation or based on the nature of the candidates invited?

I ask this because most public sector projects are almost always marred by disorder, chaos and gross inefficiency. The reverse was the case in the case of Project Eagle.

Intelligent minds can please dissect this....

It's both ways, NNPC created the enabling environment and the nature of candidates invited ensured the process ran smoothly...trying to delve further in this discuss would cause another commotion here even though it's not intended.

Nawaoo03:
I’m really sorry, I feel bad.
Please forgive me.��

Nice one bro...no be everybody dey own up to their fvck up.

CSmooth:
Do you mean "school uniform badge"?

Chai...so many professors here....maybe na pidgin I go dey relate with here to avoid see finish

Biggerboi:
Lol i wasnt happy with d comment it was very disrespectful

It was evident in your post. At least you can Loms now, sorry lol

Biggerboi:
I know someone will point this out, u ppl are still slaves nearly 60 years after independence. This very guy did a mock interview for me before i did mine, u will really be amazed by how he was able to recall his basic physics and chemistry more than 20 years after leaving secondary school, i had brilliant lecturers at ahmadu bello university that were far much more intelligent than u will ever be in your miserable life, but english was never their thing...if english is the measure of intelligence, nnpc wont have asked us current affairs gmats and other questions during our cbt, all the questions will have been based on english.
u really need to change your mentality, i really am offended by this your comment.

This escalated quickly....bros calm down. Na talk him dey find and u just give am. Who measures intelligence by WhatsApp chat anyway.

PS: as regarding APL being 9/10, I don give my submission tey tey...I no get source so I no fit engage easymoney, u dont just come outside and give actual dates wen u are not Kyari. This recruitment so far as been shrouded in secrecy. Only few top bosses actually know what's going on.

bobowaja:
Welcome brother mi... Good morning. Someone dey toast u babe for here. I am not an akproko o

The irony in your last sentence and the bolded

Easymoneysniper:
No one should lose hope. Next week is still the date.

Funny guy...we watch. I pray you are right though.

Teaser4:
abt folks our bus don crash...oga jarus don go hehehe....

No crashing oo, but e be like say our fuel go soon finish....repping July 1st, no alert.

Happy New Month local men and women...Its the APL month according to sources...I pray favour locates us.

Asabe4:
But housemates are dulling

Big time..Even mercy doesn't look fired up yet

Yooruba1914:
Today's party is boring

It's the housemates...his songs progression are flowing well

This dj is killin it tonight

Easymoneysniper:
Hello everyone, I wasn't going to comment again till when the APL drops on the 9th but reading the recent attacks on mosgoon made me change my mind.

This thread feeds off too much on negativity. Stating where you've worked, things you've worked on and what you've achieved doesn't automatically relate to arrogance or gloating.

It's so funny how people take an individual's choice of words on faceless forum so personal when you've not gotten to meet the person physically or communicate properly to understand their person and character.

People are always quick to bash someone's opinion or call them out. It's the same reason why so many people are unwilling to reply to emails and network here. This was a fantastic opportunity for everyone to network at a larger level, but constant trolling won't permit that.

No one this thread is a scrub, and the mere fact you all have gotten to this stage explains the brilliance of every single member. Nobody here owes anyone justification for how they speak or how they put their points accross. Nigerians like to believe a bunch of gibberish that being humble takes you very far. I'm sorry but it's not always true. Trump still became president despite he always boasted and gloated about his personal achievements.

We don't know mosgoon on a personal level, so I don't believe we can be a perfect judge of his character just from NL. That's all for now

Lets all keep praying.

At least I agree with you on this one.

BenFlash:
@Mosgoon, you have a way of riling people up and then sit back and relax to enjoy the show. You are evil aswear, LOMS, sorry Lols.

As in ehn, I just dey imagine say he dey chill somewhere dey laff as him dey collect the bashing. THere are two ways about it, either he responds in like manner or laff it off and am sure it's the later.

Xzbit91:
The obsession with mosgoon on this thread is getting nauseating.

Anyone getting intimidated or offended by his demeanor needs to get their mental health checked. All I've seen is someone who expounds and gives context on his opinions.

If that intimidates you then it says more about who you are than who he is.

He hasn't insulted anyone inspite of all the attacks on his person.

Last I checked, we all have freedom of speech and expression, so far we don't use our rights impede on the rights of others.

I've watched these attacks take a dangerous turn. Trying to shut him down is infinitely worse than any "supposed pride", y'all accuse him of.

My brother, as i checked this thread dis morning I was just vexed that pple have taken up his case again. I had decided to write an epistle on this b4 but I just changed my mind... Each man to his own belief but your words are spot on.

Most pple bashing him here cant take half of what has been said to him. That he doesn't respond back in like manner calls for admiration walai and am sure there are so many things he hasn't said here. You all should take a chill pill on his matter. He even said he doesn't get the same reactions from people on Reddit that should even spur you all to slow down.

Some people would argue that they are trying to correct and help but your statements are not ways to correct AT ALL. Make una free d guy jare.

Easymoneysniper:
I strongly stand behind what I stated. Everything I've stated Previously on this forum has been concrete information provided to me by one person and one person only. This thread feeds of negativity, and I'm not into that kind of play. It seems you've already picked up the stone you want to use, or the sniper some people want to give me on the 10th. Stay patient...... Your APL is coming either on the 9th or 10th. The only caveat is if you didn't do well during the interview.

Such Confidence...I hope you are correct and besides i will not join dose who will stone you ... Its only people who believe your news wholeheartedly that will come for your head not me.

By Gods Grace no matter when it comes I will get the APL.

Easymoneysniper:
APL is coming out on September 9th and 10th. Have a good night. #Confirmed

The way boys will come for you once d APL doesn't show on 9th and 10th. Unless your source is Mele Kyari, there should have been a caveat to your post.

mosgoon:
okay noted. I don't have any source. But I think when mass payments for 5th occur, the trend if any, would eventually be figured out, I would just report whether I got TF or not.

Guy...report the trend too. Every other person has been reporting, it's your own opinion and not cast in stone.