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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 3:56pm On Aug 25, 2019
Gbriels:
@local man jarus.....
I missed checking something oooo...
And I wantu to check pls
That "next week" way u be talk since....abeg e never reach?
.....@beeam,souljar, chasteguy, teaser4, bobowaja, mathology, benflash,Steve55, Number5, Jiang,larride, enrypech, olasunky, adeebiwa09, RealisticJ, and rest local men......I hail ooo
I sight u boss...this APL wait don tire me self. Hope it ends soon...How service today na abi u be Muslim
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2019
Enntay:
uncle are you still with us....u thought you said the recruitment has been cancelled, what are you still doing here sir
I fear who no fear you oo grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 11:37am On Aug 23, 2019
martinsfm:
cos if i have sure connection, i wont be here, my friend will be the one giving update on my behalf.
Nice response...u just said what was in my head...Who will come here and cast himself, faceless forum or not.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:16pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gbriels:
Abeg....make we slide d iss....
Mood isn't cool for this.... thanks
Baba... I don slide since oo, my closing remark na my own end of discussion untop the matter. E be like Adeebiwa dey carry the tin for head gan.

Goodnight local man.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:05pm On Aug 20, 2019
Adeebiwa09:
You see your life for outside, the one you call local woman has been paid since. You don't even know and you will be claiming what is another man's are your black face? Don't go and sit down and take your cough syrup.

RealisticJ, infact I am shocked that you are still wearing your left shoe on your right and your right on your left, are you in creche? Don't let your APL be delayed o. In Teaser4 abi na Beeam style. Ogun will not kill us o
Baba, ko le to yen... Ogun bawo.

If I say make I analyse the situation here, u go know who dey wear right shoe for left leg and who dey wear left shoe for right leg.

I cant shout oo...sai anjima
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gbriels:
Lol...@realisticJ....I understand
Local man and woman are in a mix mood at this hour cos of dreaded KING...
No froblem...King ayam will not scatter tins
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2019
Enireqx20:
Clear? Air? Aaah.... Lemme come and be going
Lol..You running, ok....local woman will still come back. They can wait.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 8:00pm On Aug 20, 2019
Enireqx20:
[quote author=RealisticJ post=81443125]Local man u need to talk with local woman again oo bcus hmm....Gbriels dey lead oo


What's all this noise about?
Local woman ayam not understanding too oo, its Gbriel and Adeebiwa dat can answer that.

Just clear the air so they can sheath their swords grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 7:58pm On Aug 20, 2019
Swargu:
It means someone has be deFRODDed... Lol
Sssshhhh... lower ur voice
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 7:49pm On Aug 20, 2019
Adeebiwa09:
Lolx boyalomo

Let her tell you the truth, you have been deceived worst of you are deceiving yourself
Local man u need to talk with local woman again oo bcus hmm....Gbriels dey lead oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 7:48pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gbriels:
The possible explanation is perhaps u live along Kaduna road after zuba and someone disclose ur secret to king...
U sabi my guy...Kaduna road pple too na Abj
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2019
tayowiseone:
Have you seen any July 1st?
Have seen but very few from this thread
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2019
Urbanist2050:
2nd July, Kaduna. Received a 3k alert.

I am imploring the honorable members of this house to derive a theory and possibly explanation on why others from Kaduna are paid 6k but I got 3k.

Attached below is a screenshot.
Was ur address Kaduna or Abuja cos Abuja was 3k
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2019
Enrypech:
They have come again o...

Facebook friend request from Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu
grin grin grin....Run
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 3:45pm On Aug 20, 2019
tayowiseone:
Same way I have been asking for anyone for 1st that has received the alert. Kindly indicate so I don't feel my own money has entered BRT Lane.
1st July,
CBT: Nassarawa
Alert: None
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2019
theSpark:
Local man has received alert too o.

CBT Nasarawa: 6k

2nd July


I hereby on the floor of this honorable house announce my decampation from ABT to the camp of the one percenters. It is the theory that best meets my current realities. I look forward to a robust engagement with you people from that other side. I wish all my former colleagues at the AbT the best. All other documents remain valid. All members of AOLMAW should please take note.

See you at the towers.
Local man wishes you farewell in your decampment. We will miss you at the ABT meetings but NNPC knows best.

See you at the Towers brodaly irrespective of theory.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 7:46am On Aug 20, 2019
geektrovert:
Make una dey sleep well biko angry Minimum 7hrs cheesy
Dangote no dey sleep 7hrs oo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by RealisticJ: 8:22pm On Aug 17, 2019
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2019
Dbowline:
The problem is not wrong post. Most of you just give attention to rubbish. Normally, when you see a rubbish post, ignore it. In reality, when you see a rubbish in the bin, you don't touch it.

Where is our maturity. Someone said cancel and he just needed your attention to make an unnecessary noise here. I am disappointed with the few who made an uproar over nothing.

Normally if you don't have anything to say, just be quiet. There is no reward here.

Update came that it's till September from Jarus, yet some of you keep disturbing relevant information.

Between maybe it's time some info are not posted here, as the enemy makes do of the information he gets to act.

Be guided.......abi these GT are age 17-19? Even my teenagers exercises RESTRAIN.

QUICK TO HEAR, SLOW TO SPEAK!!
You've spoken well aside the bolded... Age is not a determinant for Maturity.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 11:52am On Aug 17, 2019
Enireqx20:
What's this I'm hearing about the recruitment being cancelled? Local man, what's going on?
Dont be troubled, everything will become clearer by next week.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 11:51am On Aug 17, 2019
Gbriels:
Local man greets u bro...and one funny thing about these guys is...they can't allow their fake news slide after being quoted...they will go as far as London to force it down ur throat...some have being quoting me standing by for response...my advice for them is Psalm 35
grin grin Dont mind dem....anyone with genuine source and confident about his source shouldn't be trying to argue or make you believe his source...Infact the normal reaction is to be angry about posting such info and not say anything again, not trying to prove your source is right. It well brotherly, it would soon end.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 11:12am On Aug 17, 2019
Gbriels:
We are not even believing them and their sauce... local man's worry is the mood their fake and toxic posts is creating on this thread....
U knew how this place was b4 now...so fun and interesting.... even with d many theories... local men and women were able to conduct themselves...
Just imagine Jiang shifting attention to other matter...
BTW...@bolded... Is it APL that's ready for disbursement or still Tfare ..
U are more distinguished....
As in ehn...local man just turn from commenter to observer since the influx of new monikers that wants to derail this thread with fake news and quarrels... I just skim through some post to maintain my sanity here.. Apl will soon drop and everybody will be okay..Its my wish that we all be among the Chosen ones.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:16am On Aug 14, 2019
number5:
Coincidentally, i had a dream too, felt no need to share until I saw yours

Was called upon and given a list over ten selected names to type their APL, i discovered it was arranged according to specific pattern and all d names on d list had a common ground (either same state or same course) i quickly went through and saw my name @number five (coincidence grin i am number5) i sat down amongst a group of other applicants given lists to type APL for.. I wondered why it was given to us to type anyway.

After a while, there was a notice for some sort of devotion time in the towers all man to his tent of prayer, there and then i saw so many persons kneeling down and crying to God for APL, i tried to wonder since so many persons were praying so graciously, who would God answer, and i got a reply that God knows the heart and destiny of everyman and in the midst of us all. After devotions we came back to the room we gathered earlier and this time, the chairman sort of personell in d room came forth and gave each of us typing, the complete list of applicants from our category and deir scores... I looked into mine and i saw very few people with wonderful scorers, the highest scorer had 94% and happened to be someone i met on this page, i smiled.. I went to number 5 and saw my name my score was boldely written 32%++ and i wondered WTF, how would i have scored 32% and my name was among those to get APL, the chairman came close and told me the ++ signifies that scores of two major members of the panel who scored me high had been removed by someone unknown to me and the 32 was the score collated from the other members of the panel, then he tapped me on the back and said its inconsequential as the most important thing is that i was already sitting among staffs of nnpc, doing the job and i found my name in the list of those to get APL. I shrugged and continued inserting names on the APL and printing..

Weird weird weird... I think i have been reading so much of this page... Gods grace is sure anyways.
Bro, take 2 in the morning and 2 at night...u will be alright.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2019
Jarus:
I would choose fully funded PhD in a top 5 US school over NNPC.

It opens better opportunities. PhD in a top school is highly coveted in the international job market. My friend that did his PhD, also fully funded, in a Top 20 US school got Shell US job almost immediately after finishing.
As in ehn...people just being short sighted here. It's good it's coming from you, maybe they'll have a rethink.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by RealisticJ: 8:18pm On Aug 11, 2019
codedguy1:
Chai Frodd oooo

Esther just dey smile.
Broda weh mumu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:27pm On Aug 09, 2019
Dbowline:
Hahaha what has been going on here?

These days I just scroll to the most recent messages because people just have time to type higi haga...

Its so amusing seeing someone create a template just to formulate theory. You don't need to know how it is done. When it comes, you will know.

Haba sef
Its laughable at first but this template would confirm all the hypothesis that has been posted here and further nnpc recruitment would not be subject to so many theories, frustrations and confusions that is being experienced on this thread.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 9:21pm On Aug 09, 2019
nihelimitretep:
Congratulations to the new alertees.

I would like to suggest that, since we are all here to update one another and give relevant and "true" information, we should not see it a big deal to give a full detail of what ever info we have. We should not wait until people start asking how, when, evidence this and that.
Yes, we do not owe anyone any evidence nor explanation for anything, as we (many of us) do say. But to me, inasmuch as i am here for updates also, any update from my side, i see it right , not be begged before i do the right thing.

This is a faceless forum as we all know, nobody knows who is who, and it is the situation of things that prompt people not to just trust anything anyhow, especially when they don't even know anyone by name or face. So we should see it as a way of shedding more light to this "clumsy" situation.

In that light, i want to suggest a template we all can copy to report, especially our new alerts. We dont even need to first announce it as we used to. We all know there is no correlation btw APL and TP already.

Alert Report Template NNPC 2019
Date of Interview:
State of Origin:
CTB Center:
Date of TP Payment:
Alert Screenshot Attacment:


We can follow same Template when our APL notifications start dropping (I hope we all will be part of this)

APL Notification NNPC 2019
Date of Interview:
State of Origin:
CTB Center:
Time of Notification:
Received Alert (Y)/ No Alert Received (N):
APL Notification Screenshot Attacment:

PS: Time of Notification because i think it should be same day, probably time difference.

I wish all of us Congratulations in advance.
This is serious...Gbriel abeg give this guy form, no need for payment grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ:
simplynace:
grin grin grin I sawwhat you did there ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hope local man can now can
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 7:05pm On Aug 08, 2019
holujay:
It's not hard to believe that you may even be the lady on Twitter claiming to have gotten NNPC's Apl.

I'm not a frequent commenter here but I've noticed recently how this thread has been flooded with fake people whose primary intention here is to dupe people... Yes, I mean to dupe people...

To all the hopefuls here, beware of them...Remember "by their fruits we shall know them"... They have chosen to use a thrick, which I will expose right now...

They have many monickers here, and on Twitter. They are aware of the recruitment process by virtue of following this thread. They are fully aware of the 'present heat' in the thread, and our ignorance of what is going on in the towers.. so they take advantage of that. They add to the 'heat' by creating fear in people, telling us here many stories like...the process is concluded...Apl is being given out,...the process is being hijacked by senators,...the process is being influenced/manipulated in the towers...and many alike stories...infact they go further to claim that they are highly connected. They are also the ones behind Twitter's posts and they bring it here...

Now, why are they telling us all these stories. It's not far fetched, they want to create more fears in d innocent hopeful people, so that at the end, some innocent people here will be running after them for help and they take advantage of that to dupe them...

Pls let's be guided, not all that glitter are gold...be careful of some people here... Not everyone that post here shares our hope of getting APL. Some are just usual social media opportunists looking for platform to devour people...

Pls beware people..I pray soon God will expose them

And we shall all get what we've been waiting for ijn
Amen...more oil to your head bro...I just hope people have not been scammed already. I have said it b4, if you have high bp bcus of what you read here, OYO is ur case.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 5:12pm On Aug 08, 2019
simplynace:
First and foremost, I cant recall mentioning suing NNPC for non-compliance. I recall vividly saying a breach in policy leads to penalties and this points to the officials in charge of disbursing the compensation.

I believe I'm not confused on any of the terms you listed.

And about policy change, if you have any idea on how company policies are made you wouldn't come up with that vague statement that "the policy might have been changed". You certainly wouldn't and I reiterate reread my conversation with Kevlala, you would understand better. You would likewise get enlightened on how Kevlala portrayed the situation of a change in policy.

You claim you don't belong to the group that praises government for doing what they are suppose to do initially yet believe the NNPC is not obliged to honour whatever policy/standard that guides her... Local man is confused and cannot just can
My brother...am not one to banter long on a particular issue. You are right that u didnt mention sue but why I brought it up was to buttress my point which you highlighted that it was a privilege not right. You cant contest the payment of Tfare because it's not your RIGHT.

As regards policy, there are several factors that brings about a policy change but it's only if you are aware of the date the policy was approved that you can authoritatively say it has not been changed.

Local man wants to die this matter, we can discuss further at the Towers hopefully. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 12:18pm On Aug 08, 2019
simplynace:
Permit me to say this is why we have problems in this country. Where a governor who is expected to do his primary role of providing basic amenities rather sees it as a privilege to the people that he/she could only provide 10% of it and he still gets praised for it.

I hope you digested properly how Kevlala and I broke down this issue of policy and compensation and if you didn't, kindly do the needful.
The scenario concerning governor which was pointed out in your 1st paragraph is totally different from what we are saying here..i don't belong to the set that praise government for doing what they are suppose to do initially.

I think you are confusing CSR/ CDA( Community Development Agreement) with an organisations compensation policy. These are 2 different things. If you want enlightenment on the 2 ask and I will explain further.

I maintain, the policy might have been changed, and it's not a must they honour it. You cant sue them for bringing you to Abuja without paying Tfare...it does not hold brief in our constitution either.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by RealisticJ: 5:39pm On Aug 07, 2019
simplynace:
Thanks for explaining further but I disagree with your claim of TFARE reimbursement not being a right. How about we rephrase it with respect to what policies are - a deliberate strategic statement of intent passed by the senior management or governing body of an organization. Hence, it is the duty of every personnel bound by that policy to comply just as it is expected of anyone who is given the duty to reimburse applicants to do so.

Do you know a breach in policy attract penalties...

This is more about the NNPC being accountable by judiciously carrying out one her duties.

Where are the auditors and internal control guys in the house?
My brother that they have internal policy to be complied with by their employees and enforced by internal control staff do not mean that policy cannot change. The internal policies are not for public consumption. No law court would sanction/penalize a company for breach of its own policy.. it's the exclusive preserve of their management to do so.

Their protest is not valid at all. It's not their right but a privilege to show they value prospective employees.

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