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MJBOLT:

they want to kill you because they expect you to score goals,provide assists,defend and act as the goalkeeper at the same time.

Ungrateful bastards

sharap dia!


they should STOP inviting him!


he has given dem sh!t loads of BAD LUCK since he joined that team


and he will never be as GOOD OR GREAT as C. RONALDO!

BronzeMajik:
very wrong, envy is actually it not jealousy.

oya differentiate them

dayleke:
True tho....
Very funny....
And after that.... Dem go join the "Village People's Association"
VPA

or.. VPP

kaysy:
We import stainless double burner table top gas cookers with automatic lighter. Very good and strong product going for N6,000 each. Interested retailers should WhatsApp me on 08024102554. We can deliver to anywhere in Nigeria but you will pay for the delivery fee. Thank you as you patronize us.

Nigeria is fast moving away from kerosene cooking system. Let's go the LPG way. The market is seriously booming now.

FEATURES
> Double Burner Stainless Gas Cooker
> 100mm X 100mm Burner Head
> Black Kwali Stand
> Automatic Ignition

BENEFITS
> Strong & Durable
> Easy to Clean & Maintain
> Cooks Faster & Doesn't Stain Pot.
> Very Gas Efficient

The product comes in different colors such as Black, Sky Blue & Stainless Colour.

Also available on Jumia.

Jumia link?

Joseunlimited:
I hope she's getting money to save for pneumonia

pneumonia ke..
when she will be rubbing balms and drink all those the uncountable roots daily

oluwatosink:
Hard working woman.
Make God reward her and change her level

that is free money in a free economy!


try that in niger Delta..
boys go worry you die with deve!


btw..God has changed her level..she could have been JOBLESS, at home, gossiping and receiving beating from oga for her gossips daily.


thank God for her life!

Just2endowed2:
but government made it mandatory for workers in established private sector

what do you mean by "established"?

Before 2 years now we will hear he is owing 19 months salaries!!

nattybanta:
Attest only relevant Certs. BSc or MSc if you have any.

thank you very much!

CruellaDeVil:
I don't really know cars and models but it was a nice, shiny black Tesla and anyone that drives a Tesla is obviously well off. It might have been an older model though but still...

very true.


even at second hand, Tesla M3 is still above $20k (salvaged or not)

GonFreecss1:
Nawa o! On top her own money?

I can bet they are employing a form of fractional reserve i.e. Legal Government Backed Ponzi Scheme.

exactly!


they used most of the funds for something and asked the owners to take less or nothing.


then they hope to invest in Tbills and pay the owners part of the proceeds. All the while keeping the capital with them forever!


and that fractional reserve part eh! (are we sure there is even any fraction there?)
REMEMBER THIS :
https://punchng.com/fg-borrows-n5-5tn-from-pension-savings-delays-minimum-payment/

i wish i can open a pension or an insurance firm!!

CruellaDeVil:
No big deal It's only in Nigeria that they'd see Uber/Taxify drivers as struggling people It's just a way to earn extra income to burn I've had a Tesla driver pick me up on Uber.

what model of Tesla was it?

nattybanta:
Get all certifications you need before coming here so you can concentrate in your job search when you get here.
You can do some important class courses here if you have the time. You might be lucky and be connected through the course period.

thank you !


any need to attest all the certs in Nigeria before traveling?

I pity the men that pay for this UGLY thing.

i wont take it for FREE except you add Bugatti to the package... but she no go near the other room...shaa

nattybanta:
You can look them up online. Might not really be necessary atm

please, is it better to get certifications like that food/hosp. Online while in Nigeria or there @UAE?


Also, how hectic is that industry over there?

adioolayi:
We need Xiaomi in Nigeria!

i wish i can fulfill that wish right now!


but na tradermoni i get... Lol

innjoo i2


infinix hot note


tecno 8H

NOETHNICITY:
If the policy is a success, then invariably it will result in increased patronage of cars made in Nigeria. This will reduce the market share of Benz auto since it has no plant in Nigeria

This policy is in effect in India today.

iPhone which has no manufacturing plant in India, for instance, has a market share of only 2% while major phone makers like hauwai that has a major manufacturing plant enjoy as much as 50%

That's how today's business world works

you want to start ANOTHER SUBSIDY SCAM , right?!

EvilMetahuman:
exactly.

they wont even need to ban foreign cars anymore.

all those companies will be the ones trooping to nigeria o assemble or manufacture their cars cos nigeria market is huge.
more nigerian cars on the road. more middle class will be created from the jobs. etc

they will even achieve great success without proper steel company if this policy is done right and its given right amount publicity.



but then nigeria government knows the right thing to do but they just dont do it or do it right.

lol @bolded!


only their interest is what matters.

divinelove:
Do they pay off-front

yep!

within 3 working days ALERT!

awesomeJ:
But the 8.5% is compulsory now. And even if you could opt out, you'd be losing out of the employer match which is free money.

The voluntary contribution is what I wouldn't subscribe to, just as I wouldn't subscribe to equity mutual funds. Basically cos those fund managers will underperform, and yet pay themselves fat from contributors' funds.

I wish they'd make pension optional though. Those who want should do it, while the rest of us can be allowed to invest our 17-20% ourselves.

exactly.


now that they are spreading their bad idea to non-civil servants like us, i think it's best everyone is aware of what they are getting into.


but, alas, the pencom website is vague!


i know someone who just got gratuity this month after 5 years of waiting.


guess what, pencom first said last year january, she would get an amount;
by december, they changed it to quarter of the initial amount.


she tried to complain nd she was vehemently refuted.

Olusheyi1:
See my rich signature for your urgent financial needs

37% on loans according to your website!!!


is that the reduction in rates our "RICH" signature is offering? Seriously?

dipoolowoo:
Lending Rate Falls to 17.29% as T-Bills Market Trades Flat
https://businesspost.ng/2019/03/27/lending-rate-falls-to-17-29-as-t-bills-market-trades-flat/

well, this will be great news for those who have access to Bank loans naa...& hopefully they will drop prices of what they import!!!


btw...see this..


Micro Pension Plan
https://www.pencom.gov.ng/micro-pension/


see how scanty the info on pencom's site is? What does that tell you?


well, i will tell you something;
it is better you contribute part of your income (no matter how small) to money market fund and/or Treasury bills..


than to give pencom your life's savings.


why?
well, when it is time to collect, they will show you you no longer OWN the money; it is they who will make all the decisions and give you WHATEVER they deem fit, WHEN they like!!!


BEWARNED.

Micro Pension Plan?


CONTINUE NPOWER PROGRAM FIRST JOOR!

NinjaMetahuman:
how much does he pay in tax?

the standard practise all over developed world is ” when you want to buy a
vehicle, you go, you put down 10% to 15%,
you drive off with the vehicle and you pay
for it for a number of years at just 6%
interest rate.

this means a civil servant on minimum wage can afford a good brandnew cars runing to millions not over used tokunbos.

if the start that here eh,
TOYOTA factory will arrive this night!


and many other Chinese carmakers, But we need a good steel factory too.

Another INCENTIVE to aid DANGOTE factory!!!!!


This is fast becoming a case like Slim Herlu of Mexico OH!


Give loans to Manufaturers of clothes, bags, shoes, dried milk, beaverages, sweets, biscuits, plastics, feeds, etc at 6% AND WATCH NIGERIAN ECONOMY GROW ASTRONOMICALLY!

NOT THIS...

Sponsored by Buhari from National pocket.

Muslims and oneness can be scary.

Ejimagift:
Messi will terminate the contract when they trash Man U home and away

lol .. You think Ed wasn't expecting that


even Sir will only bet for 1 draw at home.
if Sols does that they re happy, better will be great.


sack is out of it all.

Congratultions Sir boy!

“They should play 50-50. If this one didn’t work, the other can work.“

Yoruba politics summarized.

we told SE; they didn't listen as usual.

Nteogwuija:
Why is it so difficult for slash the salaries of political officers?

You don't give businesses the enabling environment to thrive, and you want to drain the little ones that are managing to break even.

The poor eventually ends up bearing the brunt of their oluwole policies.

This country is fried.

Phew!

Thank you!


these gumheads think we will be stupid like Americans that voted for the Federal Reserve that they re now crying about!


they think just because "they" say it will favour the poor, we will jump!


Rubbish..


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cutieme:
I dey here o Ajala.The hussle is real o.Still searching for jobs o,anybody with genuine job should alert me abeg,i dey ajman.

for those about to Kalas...


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