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some reasons MBA may last long...

1. Its for rich people who can afford to loose N360k

2. Rich people do not do panick withdrawals..

3. Panick withdrawal is checked by the 6 months waiting period before you can withdraw your capital.

4. Greedy people are many! Some will even take loans to join!!

all in all... It is still "very likely" a ponzi scheme because they cannot show us what they are doing with the money to generate 15% monthly for everyone like clockwork with guaranty

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fraudster.... God will judge you..

how did she scAm you, please?

Next time post this on investment forum not business please...

dipoolowoo:

P.S: please add date to your blog posts for reference purposes

thank you

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The stock market is wide open!
go there...loose 20% in 2weeks to 1 month...

then come back here and manage the 8% with us.

Emefiele thinks he is smart.
Next year... Many will lose money in
ponzi.. Stocks.. Shops.. New businesses...

then the economy will tumble and he will have his hands full with excess liquidity plus derranged citizens..

the cool headed ones should remember rule number 1 in investing and stick to what they are sure of...

WARREN BUFFETT said:
am not worried wether our stock price (interest here) is down 50% as long as am sure the company is doing alright (t-bills remains sure pay)


remember that before you jump into zenith Bk or dang sugar/cem or fcmb.

what is the assurance?

at a certain point..The presidency will halt CBN on the rate dropping because cash flow will be tight ...

come january... Borders will open..
i will invest at whatever rate..as long as it is tbills

moderator ! DOMINIQUE LALASTICLALA correct Kwara state spelling on FP.

Corruption in Prison Nigeria yaga yaga!

All these recent investments in kwara ... Hmm ... former senate president ... Hmm...
na you biko!

good!

Lol.. Even IBB will return from retirement to stop buhari...
we don't need a SHEIK here

Check all the neighbouring male-owned apartments/ homes.

Scroll down ...
below the page numbers ...

read some of those stories again..
2016 is barely 3 years ago...

HMMM...

No

Lucyliz:
help you do what naa...ur toto dey scratch, na im friend you see...wetin do ur hand?

Queentee214: go back to him..
you clearly don't know anything better than him.
will you.like it if your next relates with his ex?

They also offer pocket wrecking spending! life derailing advice!

Kill them all!

Mtcheww

instead of building a new commercial or residential building or estate
or a hospital and naming it

Benclever1:
I don't want any child out of wedlock. But this lady assured me that if she gets pregnant she won't bother me for anything. She would take care of herself and the baby, unless I want to be involved. But she won't marry me.

that is a lie Sir.

she will look for you, even in your most sacred places...even after some years of leaving you alone, she will just appear with DEMANDS on your pocket!

go an pay N500 an use cD..than to get baby mama, N10k every week/month

Munzy14:
Na so!....

Awon audio feelings advisers....

Some women don't like condom. fact!

if she no like CD , let her go an MARRY

Benclever1:
I have not. But I plan to do that next week. Do you think I should abort the idea or still go ahead with it?

abort!!

Benclever1:
she wants to have a baby by you!

she might do so for a couple of reasons...but..

there is never anything like "she wont bother you with the baby!"

it is a trick.. USE CONDOM OR get ready to have a baby mama and start paying child suppport while she focks other dudes!

one funny reason is, she wants to add body and be plump!

do not waste your money on any test!
some girls at 28-30 try to have baby to OPEN their waist.

so they can still give birth in their later 30s...beware

tie that your dic b4 u enter 3ouble

emmanuelewumi:
You can only get from the investment banking subsidiaries of Stanbic IBTC or FBN.

Or the following registered investment houses.

Investment one

United Capital

Chapel Hill Denham

Axa Mansard

GTI capital

CSL stockbroker


Meristem

And many more

this post got me thinking...
You cant be wrong twice...

So I logged into my sibtc asset management account and boom! There I saw bond fund!

Never noticed it.. Lol.. Thank you...

The highlights are cool..

Stanbic IBTC Bond Fund
The Fund was started in 2010.
Initial Price: ₦100 (Nominal Value)
Asset Allocation: Maximum 35% Fixed Income Securities, Minimum 65% in Bonds
Minimum Investment: N5,000 initial and subsequent investment of N5,000
Minimum holding period : 91 days
Redemption within 5 working days...


But I don't understand their rates.. They just quote prices on the page below
https://www.stanbicibtcassetmanagement.com/nigeriaassetmanagers/personal/Price-History

Investment is truly a step by step process... See me now learning about bonds.. Hahaha!

Thank you Sir

emmanuelewumi:
I think they have an office in Port Harcourt

yep..but its over an hour drive from my office...

cant get there before the close....

but now i know they close 5pm..i shall try on a friday or this holidays.
Thanks

emmanuelewumi:
I think people here are more concerned about the return of their capital than returns on their capital, that is what suits their investment temperament and they can't be blamed for that.

Everyone to what works for him or her.

offcourse!

i knew about this thread like 2013.. Bit i skipped it when i saw something like 12% ...TOO SMALL!

after flexing all my first million with girls and lossing the last bit in MMM...

i came back and saw this thread again..this time..my head has cooled down well well...

I know its better to flex 12% interest than to flex capital!


when one has no one to advice him financial death is inevitable.

now i have co workers who earn twice mine but i got more capital than them...
thanks to MMF + Tbills...


when i will arrive home and buy one hectare and plant palm trees now...people will be thinking

"he do blow" but "i dey grow" lol

rules of investing
1~ never lose money
2~ never forget rule 1
..WARREN BUFFETt

emmanuelewumi:
You can open online.

They open at 8am and close at 5pm, do you work on the Island?

nope far away in ph..

i will try online first ..

thank you

emmanuelewumi:
You won't get dividend, but your profit will reflect in the sale price.

You can buy the money market fund, they pay dividends every quarter. With a minimum of N5000 you are good to go. You can can top it up whenever you have money, they currently have about N60 billion under management for the money market fund.

The money market fund invests in Treasury Bills, Commercial papers and other short term financial instruments.

thank you

i have MMF at sIBTC

its bond i want sIBTC dont have that.

the problem now is going to their office to open FBNQ acct.. They close before i can get on week days. FBN branch no agree to help me last time i asked.

can i open acct online now?

thanks

emmanuelewumi:
Fixed Income Fund of FBN Quest Asset Management currently pay 13.2%, the fund invests in FGN bonds, Sukuk, FGN savings bonds, States bonds and corporation bonds.

Minimum investment is just N50,000 and the minimum holding period before you can sell is 90 days.

if one sells in 90 days will he get any dividend since dividends payment is 180days?

these FBN Q guys might just have solved all our bond investment problems.

thank you Sir

time to divest from this treasury bills a little...let govt feel the lack of funds a little

Yankiss:
Methinks constituency projects ought to be scrapped entirely. The Law makers should face their business squarely and stop meddling in development projects. It's unfortunate that those entrusted with lawmaking only use the opportunity to advance personal selfish interests.

"The Bill seeks the setting up of a
special fund made up of 2.5 per cent
of yearly budget to be dedicated to
constituency projects."

YES ! this constituency project thing should be scrapped!

now they want to cut 2.5% of each year's budget for it... Jeezz! These senators should fear God o....

A worse version of Sudan revolution loading in Nigeria.

too bad.. They think we are all fools

holaxi:
Thanks bro I think I've put my mind on her too much for real. I guess its time to let her be on her own for a while.

she has started lying!

hiding the thing from you and asking for space because it..

she is tired of you... Na you she see as VOMIT...

give her like 2 months SPACE and dont call her after the space...wait till she calls..

NOTE...if she returns from the space make sure you use condow for at least 3 months because she might get pregnant for her FLING and try to pin it on you!

if you aint ready to marry why are you wasting your brain and resources on a particular girl?

go for flings if you cant hold body or (ashi N500)

bye

willsonsemilore:
if i save 5000 how much will i receive at the end of 3odays

they pay like 10% per year and that rate changes up or down daily..

so you divide 10% rate by 12 to get interest for 1 month

you will get N41 on N5000 @10% average rate

willsonsemilore:
how does the ibtc money market fund work

you can invest from 5k and above at a time..

you must wait 30 days before you can withdraw anymoney you just put in..

after 30days, you can withdraw anytime and get money before 5 days

ibtc asset managers invest all the money in treasury bills and other 100% safe investments so you can not loss your capital..

interest is added daily cumulatively.