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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot:
emmanuelewumi:
FBN Asset Management and FBN Merchant Bank should have a branch in Port Harcourt
thank you Sir


Scratch that...

MBA here I come!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 6:59pm On Jan 19, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
Kakawa Discount House is no more, First Bank bought the company and renamed it FBN Merchant Bank the Head office is at Keffi street Ikoyi Lagos
does that mean we can go to fbnh office and subscribe?

My broker, Meristem, didn't send such info.

I will prefer a company with branch in Port harcourt for this bond...any suggestions?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 6:29pm On Jan 19, 2020
healthserve:
Jesus. This sounds scary to me. Almost like they're subjecting you to threat and making you subject to their mercies. I hope you are doing or have taken drastic measures. Abeg o. Tbills won't threaten or loot your account o. This descriptive is scary enough abeg
and that is the "real sector" you and your friends are suggesting we all JUMP into overnight, righthuh?

You jump first, leave Tbills...
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 2:25pm On Jan 19, 2020
eghos24:
Is this from stanbic?
yes
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 11:00pm On Jan 18, 2020
DigitalMallam:
Price history from the link you provided is blank/empty.
Besides I didn't cook up the figures I gave earlier, it was from my personal & practical observation. I maintain mmf account with them and the interest I get now daily [even as at now()] is half of my daily interest mid Dec.
use chrome or uc browser to view that page

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Loan Of 50k by RealityShot: 1:12am On Jan 18, 2020
Bigii:
LAPO?


Pls write your WILL before taking a 2kobo loan from Lapo. Because they will frustrate your life to suicide.
why do you say so?
InvestmentRe: ## by RealityShot: 1:09am On Jan 18, 2020
fineguy11:
Why invest in LAPOmfb ?

*Regulated by CBN
*Asset base of over 70billion naira
*Deposits are insured by NDIC
*Recorded net interest income of 24 billion naira and profit before tax of 5billion naira as at September 2019.
*Shareholders fund currently sits at over 19billion naira
*Assigned a BBB+ rating by Augusto and co and Global credit rating co.
*Adequate working capital plus liquidity ratio well above regulatory benchmark.

Minimum investment amount is 30,000
What percentage will one get for 100k?

Can this be done at ANY branch nationwide?

What time do your offices close?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot:
needful:
My thought too. But I will try and see how it goes.
Cc: emmanuelewumi, united4real

how can we subscribe for the bond?

Please kindly explain the bond buying process
Thank you.

WHY DOES CBN offer only 150 billion naira bond
When it is seeing over 500 billion over subscriptions
for treasury bills and OMO??

PLUS FG is looking to borrow 29 billion dollars right?

Why borrow 250 billion at 13.28% to pay in one year time,
Then you borrow only 225bn at 5% to pay in one year time,

and try to borrow only 150bn at 12±% to pay over 5 to 30 years time?

Is Emefiele really in charge of the CBN?
Because these decisions look like that of an illiterate!


If FG does not know what to do with cheap loans (5%!),
they should repackage the loans and sell it to us at 1 or 2% profit!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 6:18pm On Jan 17, 2020
DigitalMallam:
You'll have to reconfirm the rate of return for the mmf o, mine with stanbic that was about 9% mid Dec. Has nosedive to a paltry 4% as at this morning. I really don't understand this 'kain' economy any longer, even in Somalia a country without a functional govt. things ain't this bad
Please the current rate for stanbic mmf can be seen clearly on the site below.. Not this your own.

https://www.stanbicibtcassetmanagement.com/nigeriaassetmanagers/personal/Price-History

Cc: Hallenjay
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 10:05am On Jan 01, 2020
Oh Hallelujah! Glory to God Almighty for bringing you & family into year 2020! You shall prosper & enjoy abundant success in this year, in Jesus name! Amen!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2019
EISDigital:
Check this out if it might interest you.
Sir, that is 10%per annum profit projection With extremely high risk!
If na u, you go do am?
When fgn bond will give better With near zero risk.
Y Boyz, slow down.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 9:49am On Dec 29, 2019
Wow!
The traffic at MBA is getting higher,
Be sure you know what amount you can afford to LOSS
Before you go near there O!

Alternatives can be very tempting but...

Finally I believe that our current plight is NOT orchestrated by
Emefiele alone (if at all) ; it is originated and perpetrated by DMO.

CHOOSE HIGH RISK OR NO RISK.

Better still take 10% of you capital and start a higher risk business
with better profit margins.

A retail business can yield you an average of 10% every month!
After 12 months, 120% gross profit.
50% net profit.

Never Start a business in a big way!
Facebook.com started as thefacebook.com by 1 web designer in his hostel room.

Keep the excess capital safe in Tbills till you see the potential for better growth
by adding more capital. Then you add more.

"luck is for losers"
Get to work.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by RealityShot: 8:01pm On Dec 28, 2019
enshi:
The girl doesn't know her .. They have never met.. And gf traveled as far as four states away
repent... And get married ASAP!


those who can't hold themselves should get married... according to the Bible
PoliticsRe: '2023 Is Not Right Time For Igbo Presidency' – Shettima, A. Y. C. F. Leader by RealityShot: 11:11am On Dec 28, 2019
valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://punchng.com/2023-is-not-right-time-for-igbo-presidency-shettima-arewa-youth-consultative-forum-leader/
YES!

It is South South's turn.


Igbos wait till 2027.


AMAECHI - FASHOLA for APC

huh - PDP
darqly:
This Shettima is what Hausa people refer to as "makaryacin banza", aka Worthless liar. APC will end before the 2023 elections, so they can field any clown they wish to.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 10:54am On Dec 28, 2019
All these "DM" we are seeing recently..
PLEASE BEWARE OF FRAUDULENT FOLKS!
This is Christmas season... They are everywhere O!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Give Up On Job Hunt. I Received Two Regret Mails Same Day by RealityShot: 10:02am On Dec 28, 2019
Efe42:
Have been trying for the past 2 year's now
are you a hunter? Why are you doing "job hunt"?
NIGERIA is run by Nepotism now! So write a list of all those you know Who are working in places you will like to work.
Start relating to them your desire..subtly and aggressively.
Find out who they listen to, and go through that person.
NEPOTISM is the new stand in Buhari's democracy!
SportsRe: Meet Efe Ajagba, Nigerian Boxer Making Waves Like Anthony Joshua by RealityShot: 9:35am On Dec 28, 2019
Keep it up Sir!
Nigerians must be great!
TravelRe: My Experience In Germany As A Foreign Student by RealityShot: 10:36pm On Dec 27, 2019
Mmkgroup5:
You still have a poor mentality and lower dreams if you feel 8,000 euro is a start up capital for u.
Hmmmm...
Dangote pikin. OSE!
RomanceRe: Christmas Holidays by RealityShot:
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BusinessRe: Business Ideas For Year 2020 by RealityShot(op): 6:31pm On Dec 26, 2019
Weedsmoker:
Importation of fairly used items from USA classified online markets,it's a very profitable business anyone who is ready to experience financial breakthrough in year 2020 Should invest on.

Their are lots of cheap fairly used items like toys,shoes, laptops, mobile phones, wristwatches,video games, cameras and other tech devices that can be imported from the USA from sites like letgo, OfferUp, Craigslist to resell here In Nigeria.

Anyone can start this business right from the comfort of his or her home with little capital,their are pickup agents that can help serve as intermediaries between you and the seller in the USA for easy payments, inspection and shipping of items down to Nigeria.

With the right marketing strategies any investor into this business will be smiling to the bank on daily basis,I advise anyone considering it to first have a marketing plan both offline and online,it's a business I have been doing for quite some time now.
will surely research on this asap.
Thank you
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot:
4 assets that make people rich

1- business
2 - real estate
3 - commodities
4 - paper

Choose.
Combine for diversity.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=D-qgMb15M1w

Plan your new year.

Remember, a job serves to get you startup capital through savings.
So get a job, save, and invest to get rich.

Happy boxing day!
BusinessRe: Business Ideas For Year 2020 by RealityShot(op): 9:35am On Dec 26, 2019
Nylon business!
Heard this is a great investment.
Anyone with information on this, please teach us! Thank you
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 6:25am On Dec 25, 2019
Merry Christmas to you all! & Happy Holidays!
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Jealous by RealityShot: 4:42am On Dec 09, 2019
Preciousgirl:
A friend requested my picture on Facebook and I sent him.

My hubby found it out and for three weeks he is not talking to me. I have apologised, tried everything but he is not talking. I am so confused and sad. Please what should I do?


Only sensible comments
what was your intention for sending that picture?

that is why he can't forgive you.

your intension plus the fact that

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE MEANS!

married women MUST NOT have any other MaN as "FRIEND"!

wetin him wan use your pic for?

is it not to gush over you?
where will that lead to?
or you did not know all that?

even worse; You knew and still sent him the pic!

if he was the one that did this will you be happy and forgive, knowing he was about to cheat on you/spoil your marriage?
and that may not be the first nor last!

Judge yourself first because your topic there shows you have not realised your error at all!

NEVER FORGIVE A CHEAT!
they always repeat it
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 7:45pm On Dec 08, 2019
Omonigeriarere:
There is no point for secret conversation. But let me showcase my latest discovery on TB at Access Bank after they have labelled me as a marketer for I-Invest without knowing that constant online research on money making na him dey worry me.

Dear just click on https://tbills.ng/#/ to see the TB rates available in Access Bank daily. The window is always opened between 8-4 on daily if I am not wrong.

A form will be displayed upon clicking on 'get started' button. Same would be deactivated after 4pm daily.

Input your BVN, acct to be debited, account to be credited etc in the form. Gbam! You are done in less than 5minutes.
anybody that uses that link ^,
your mumu have ripe!!

go to the bank!

remember "super sponsor chukky" of mmm? Fake copycat websites can be made ...!!!

good luck with your cash
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot:
ahiboilandgas:
I just cut my hair today and my baber shop and equipment is not up to 200k or 250 max and I awaly interact with him and make an average of 3 k daily net .....each hair is 400 naira.....that 90k monthly ....he make your annually teacher income in 2 months.....leave u confort zone ......move out from your rural area
Sir, i think you are dangote.
disguising here to help many become millionaires!

the future rich people you will create from your posts here may not thank you... But you are doing a Great job!

Arighato! (Japanese language)

i think the first thing they should teach at universities is that

"a degree does not mean you wont do dirty jobs but it will help you make dirty jobs cleaner"

illiterates make more money in Nigeria than literates...we need to change that fact!

how? ...jump into the dirty jobs and do it in a clean way!
TravelRe: Federal Government To Introduce A New Visa Policy by RealityShot: 7:16pm On Dec 08, 2019
make9jagr8:
I don't seem to remember the last time we have capital expenditure more that the recurrent.Imagine the ratio of the recurrent to capital expenditure, and we all know where a large chunk of the recurrent is going to.
hahaha!

we all know...

Too bad we can do nothing to help Nigeria "yet".
BusinessRe: Stock Market Loses N71 Billion As Investors Play Safe by RealityShot: 6:10pm On Dec 08, 2019
Okoyiboz3:
Smart investors are playing safe in December, idiots who put their money in MMM that year were pumping money into ponzi scheme in December.
you are calling them "idiots" now because it failed...

the N71b that is lost here, is it not "smart" investors that lost it?

since according to you, all who put money in mmm were "idiots"...then all in stocks are "smart"... LOL...SORRY

remember, people built houses and more with mmm profits
TravelRe: Federal Government To Introduce A New Visa Policy by RealityShot: 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2019
make9jagr8:
Where is the infrastructure to support the FDI. Why not declare a state of emergency for infrastructure development, and assured security and see how the foreign investment will flow in.

I think everyone just speaking with one side of the mouth nowadays.
have you not seen the 2020 budget summary?

~20% infrastructure
~60% recurrent expenditure
~20% loan servicing

THEY HAVE PLANNED TO FAIL ALREADY

imagine what will happen if they turn ondo state or edo to a free trade zone...

nigerian government is filled with greedy people

~30% of that ~10trillion should have gone to build another refinery like dangote's ..

that will push us to a "refined product" exporter like holland...more profits and work for citizens...
TravelRe: Federal Government To Introduce A New Visa Policy by RealityShot: 5:32pm On Dec 08, 2019
recievesense:
Wow some immigration officers chopping don end
not "SOME"..
"ALL OF THEM" are into that ish


lets hope that this electronic acceptance will reach our "electoral laws"
Car TalkRe: New Trailer Shows James Bond Using Headlight-popping Machine Gun On The Aston by RealityShot: 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2019
etrange:
These ".... Mr. A has left active and is enjoying a tranquil life in so-so place, and then a former colleague turns up asking for help...” kinda stories are getting stale. IMHO
absolutely!

commando
rambo
now Bond!

maybe Bruce Lee will retire too!

we should be seeing movies about
vision 2030,
these leaks & flops in big firms,
richer rich people of today,
social media...effects,
mordern robberies,
hi tech,
sci fi,
robots,
etc

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