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i ve a test in meristem securities limited next week tuesday. does any body ve info on wat i should expect.

i have been invited 4 a test in meristem securities limited next week tuesday.

does any body know the format of their test

Bensogie:

I just received a txt message, inviting me for the UBA test in Marina 2morow. Please. what should one expect in the test? Thanks.

u guys should tell us wat tym is the test

i had an interview in UBA stockbrokers, it was successful. i was told i have to write their test since i dont have up to 2yrs post NYSC working experience.

i just hope this info is real, because i ve been in touch wit their HR for some tym now, and i ve not been told such.

i will confirm. all the same, thanks.

then wat tym is the test.

sadly single

sweetnini:

if your Girlfriend cheats on you
u should be a happy and lucky guy
for your Girlfriend to have that kind of heart that means she'll be good good politician in future
and politicians r rich

lol

if my girlfriend cheats on me, she shld not let me know.

i respect girls who dont pretend

my girl friend did that to me. but she lata said she did not mean it.

its a sign of cowardice.

i need hmmmmmmmm, thinking.

may be lata

ettehgate:

what is your standard?

a girl that have standard will surely not come here to look for a mate

maybe them don shag you finish for your area
guys no toast you again that is why. abi?

NOBODY WANTS TO BE DOWN WITH OPP

@ettehgate

like ur reply.
let her tell us wat her standard are?

tuface neva see money.

he is just starting.

davidif:

In order for Nigeria to have the best educational system in the world like singapore it would need to recruit the best students to teach our kids, this would also solve the issue of unemployment.

@poster
hw will it solve unemployment

instead of thinking of soving unemployment wahala, na school years dem wan extend.

na craze d worry them

i will give her a drink.

one day, she will get tired of drinking

as for me, the show is not dat bad, is just that the house mates are not real.

if the are real, the show wud be more interesting.

i wish the all had the opportunity to read this treads.

i see nothing wrong with a girl making the first move. in my 1st relationship, it was the girl dat made d move.

most girls pretend, and hide their feelings most times.

so if u like a guy, approach him. its not wrong

june 27th

i call him dadi

hi guys, wen is the nxt UBA test coming up, and where.

i went for an interview with UBA stockbrokers, it was successful. but i was given a condition that i must write and pass their test, since its a policy in UBA not to employ any graduate who does not have at lest 2 yrs working experience without writing their test.

if any body in the house has any info pertaining to this shld not please hessitate to post it

expecting much from u guys

i dey happen.

i am the happiest person now. y? i just left a banking job.

it was hell

please register in a tuition centre. will post the list of tuition centres lata. but for now, the ones i can remember are

pye tutors. pye house,. 17 oweh street, yaba. On the same road with WAEC office.

then the Institute(CIS) organises tutorials too . in ST finbarrs college, st finbarrs road, yaba. close to unilag main gate.

on saturdays and sundays.

will post others

i hate my present job. i am a financial analyst, but presently working in the bank under FT. i am just fade up with the work.

i ve met close to 12 or 15 nairalanders.

some one shoold ask me how?

INCREDIBLE! how can one mans target be 500M.

u scare me oh.

i am starting off with Zenith bank on the 10th of Dec; 2007

so wat will my target be?

i am surprised no body mentioned

CIIA - Certified International Investment Analyst

its also a very hot professional exams, but very few people are aware of it.

A nice puzzle from a friend; Enjoy it at your leisure time.


A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And he who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

· M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.

· M2- If you don't have internet / email, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

· M3- If you received this message by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire,

i am a Certified Financial Analyst, any CFA in the house

hi guys,

i am a certified financial analyst, who was working in a stock broking subsidiary of a bank as a financial analyst.

all aof a sudden, i received a letter from the head office to move to the banking hall and work in operations with effect from today.

the challenge is that i dont know the skills banking jobs require, funny enuf, i was told the will be on the job training.

nairalanders, which professional skills do i need to work in a bank.

hi guys,
wats the current estimation of unemployed Nigerian graduates.
facts, figures and statistics shloud be backed up with the source.