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WorldRichest:
I have two wonder kids, I never knew kids can be this wonderful and fun until I got these two "angels" in form of human from Allah. They both have an Islamic name and a Yoruba name. Their two Islamic names start with letter "M" while their two Yoruba names also start with letter "M". By the grace of Allah, when I have two more kids to make a total of four wonderful children, their two Islamic and two Yoruba names too will start with the letter "M". I love the letter "M" because the holy prophet's name starts with letter "M". My family does not know that I planned this, my extended and nuclear family just think that the letter "M" is just a coincidence in my kids' names. You all now see why I am the WorldRichest. If you love Allah and his prophet, you are automatically the world richest man. Allahu Akbar.

For those of you who might have been wondering how my kids Yoruba and Islamic names could start with "M", consider names like ;

Medinat Modupeola WorldRichest
Muniru Mojoyinoluwa WorldRichest
Memunat Mopelola WorldRichest
Mustapha Modurotoluwa WorldRichest
Musibau Mojolaoluwa WorldRichest

gudbadgyal:
But I've never done any of these and I got guys flocking around me.

XX01:
"Grace his bed" and not "grease his bed".

MilesLamar:
Oh dear, I don't knw who u are, but I will look for you and marry you

euchaaria:
See What An Interviewer Sent To Me!i Have Suffered.


I am literally in tears...
Went to an interview yesterday, answered all my quesiand was feeling like tuface and was really expecting a call up from the firm..
I checked my mail this morning and saw this nonsense from one of the interviewers..



What has this country turned into...
Joblessness + being broke one of the things that make people think twice about life

* I cropped his mail and number..



Cc:izzou

otemdomino:
CHAPTER FORTY
6. Therefore, I think it good that we join hands together and unite to form a Trinity which shall not be broken.
7. Now when Isis and Ra had said this, El said, so shall I do. For I have never formed a Trinity since my arrival to the earth. And I knew when Vishinus, Shiva and Brahma formed their Trinity. And I knew also when they broke their Trinity apart.
8. Also, I knew when Amun and Mut formed their Trinity with their third. And the god-head of these children of Reverad our father was also great. Now let me feel the bond in Trinity, O Ra.
9. And Ra said, upon which mountain shall we do our bond. Then El said, I know that the homos of Egypt love to do much findings. And I know that they shall go up to any mountain and hill and dismantle any bond which they find. For they fear nothing.
10. But if we do our bond in the land of Yacob, then shall the homo fear to take up the bond or dismantle it. But they shall revere the bond forever. Therefore let us go to Yacob and make our bond.
11. And Ra said, I do not like war, O Elohim. Now tell us if the god of war shall not bring up his violence if we go to the land of Yacob. Then El said, Nymphidis is burning in my hell at this time. For I have conquered him when he returned to the surface of the earth.
12. So Ra and Isis went with El to Yacob and they went up to the mountain called Oreb with three great stones.
13. And they set the stones upon themselves, saying, the first stone is the stone which represents Isis and the second is Ra and the third is El. And they called the name of the land IsRaEl, which was the names of the gods and goddess.
14. And El declared it in the whole of Sumeria, saying, the name of this land is now Israel, according to the names of the three gods.

Kasich:
You are wrong bro, I don't hate my president, check my writeups on NL, I am impartial...

I just don't like the way he handles things, you guys may have gotten my message in the wrong context, all I am saying is that for a campaign as serious as "change begins with me", he should have showed a certain level of seriousness by settling down to review the program and then have a clear picture of the aim of the program, thereafter sit down with your media aids, writers n advisers to draft a speech befitting to such a campaign... But from all this it seems he didn't have time for d campaign, like they just sold the idea to him and he just adopted it hook line n sinker without inputting any original thoughts into it

I hope this elucidates my writeup now

dimieprincess:
Please send your Resume to dimien.edonkumoh@starattorneys.org, I don't mind giving you clerical job

Kasich:
OMG!!!


Must u keep blaming everyone for your ineptitude

How's this an apology Shifting the blame to an overzealous staff, why couldn't u just proof-read the material yourself or have Garba Shehu himself go through it before going on air

This is irresponsibility, cowardice, and stupidity. There are certain mistakes I am ashamed of making at this young age of mine one of which is shifting blame to others when I could have avoided d whole drama

I'd be ashamed to be Buhari's media aid personally, because the things he makes them do and say atimes makes you question their qualifications and crisis handling capacity

dimieprincess:
I now believe that 90% of zombies are stark illiterates. I am usually taken aback on how they write, may be they are paying someone to do it for them because their reasoning is just like a day baby.

No one above is asking EFCC to charge her to court to prove her ownership just as Professor Itsa Sagay opined. You don't just maligned people because you are poor, this hatred though caused by poverty of the mind is been taken too far.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Says the mortal rebellious waste of creation.
you shy away from stating your beliefs, how worthless it's.
It's no fault of yours you can't comprehend what's written in the bible, i blame it on the long chain endogamy between dimwits.
try no further, your ½grained brain ain't designed to bear such weight.
begone and keep the stench of your leprous brain of my mention.[/color]

lonelydora:
Number 3 though. Religion will kill people in this life. And they forgot that the bible said "my people perish for lack of knowledge". Most born-agains do not recognize knowledge when they see one. SMH.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Go read Deuteronomy chp 5 down to 13 where you quoted and if you lack comprehension don't come back quoting me jabbering

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE? [/color]

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]you guys keep quoting same verse on each duel.

Let's shift the attention

What do you believe? [/color]

adjoviomole:
What civilization? Ever since Jesus shed his blood for us, nobody needs to sacrifice animals or whatsoever, Jesus have paid the sacrifice and that was like 2000 yrs ago before the so called civilization.

adjoviomole:
And how many people sacrifice their children or animals as a sacrifice unto God in this dispensation? What happened in the past is to serve as a lesson for us.

Do christians offer their children or animal as sacrifices unto God now?