A bench warmer

yuzedo: Reports coming in from Enugu indicate that the former Governor of the state and former senator, Dr. Chimaroke Nnamani is dead. He is said to have passed on this morning.

Cause of death: Stroke.

More reports coming soon.

have you taken your medication today....jux kuriuss

talk to your husband about it. 2 heads are better than 1. ull be surprised he will be of help

my wife dresses to IMPRESS ME & DEPRESS OTHERS

Toks2008:

The front page is an embodiment of what nairaland stands for so when we start having junks on the front page then visitors will start seeing nairaland as an unserious forum.

And for the records, 90% of nairalanders viewing baseless threads like this do so out of mare curiosity and not that it adds any value just like a passerby looking in the direction of chaotic gathering.

i remember posting this sometime ago

"I don't know what nairaland is turning into. I log on to the site from time to time to see important captions that are educative and of national interest but what i see nowadays are 90% junks that are void of any moral impaction such as:

His Brother-In-Law Keeps Crashing His SUV


His Girlfriend Will Visit Him Tonight But His Parents Are Home
Funny Blackberry Chat: I'm Rich!
Her Friend, Ex-Boyfriend, And Facebook Photos
Does Your Spouse Know Your Nairaland Username?
How Did You Learn Your Language?
Pictures Of Goldie
Picture Of An Okada With An Umbrella
Olympics Women's Football Final: USA Vs Japan Today At 7.45pm

the list is endless.

If this continues then i am afraid that Nairaland will lose its standard."

pls update ur name to read 2012...

BIG -UPS TO THIS FORUM....

ocman: one day i will vomit and bring it to the front page

who know this COACKROACH

alex406: Let me reserve my comment before some ppl will say one is beefing the kid.

say wuts on ya mind no won will kill ya RAT....

brownlord: Whaat crime has he committed pls, just want to know

HOW DID YOU FIND YOUR WAY TO THIS PLACE ...CANT YOU READ......

wellheads: I don't think dangote really wants to reduce the prices because of his concern for nigerians, but because he has realised that his sales are dropping sharply. An average informed nigerian will never buy dangote cement if elephant cement is available. In the SS too, I think they say Ibeto cement is preferred to dangote (though not sure).

Currently, both Dangote and Elephant cements are being sold for N1,850 per bag (in fact elephant is 51kg while dangote is 50kg), and you can see people buy upto 20 bags of elephant before anyone buys dangote. The sellers are now even forcing it on people. I asked someone to supply me 25 bags last week and he brought dangote (because he hasn't sold it in a long time), I bore the pain and money to return them and take elephant cement.

ARE U A BRICKLAYER

are those kids still playing around again....shame on ESUT

all have sinned...but IMPERSONATION....is one hell of a sin...

dangote you should have reduced the price before letting your plans known to all them witches & wizards out there.... kuddos sha

dip the bread inside the tea......I STILL DO THAT NOW AND MY WIFE COMPLAINS

they should identify the faces of the victims and link it to some of their relations maybe that could help in tracing their sponsors...

let better people talk...what is OPC....SHIT MA ASS...

what kinda ANIMAL is that THING....

anitank:
They must have gone to the bank to find out the cashier behind the withdrawal na. They can't just make arrests without proper investigations. Factors like date and time must have been corresponded to the time and day of the murder. If all these were cleared at the bank, they wldnt have arrested the cashier. U people must not act ignorant all the time

now you're assuming..
.the story should have mentioned that.....why is it so difficult to get a coherent story these days

Alas you made it to the front page....even if you were dead you would have still made the front page...

I can't make any sense out of this story... Is the mobile supposed to show the name of the cashier...dumbb story

akereconfi: Nigeria Jaga jaga...everytin scata scata....poor man dey suffer suffer...gbosa gbosa....gun shot ina d air

WATCH YOUR MOUTH.....IDIAT....

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LOOSER

ezotik: lol..lastma don chop money for the matter.
good for her though, since she had enough money to buy her freedom.

how and when did you escape from kirikiri?....im just a concerned fellow

[quote author=naturalwaves]Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*What is under Jonathan's hat?

BIG SKULL FILLED WITH SHAFTS OF CASSAVA BREAD.....

atlast the area father looks smarter than his dad...

190: Who is adewale solinka

u dont sound like a normal human...

1supremo: CTU in Nigeria! Where's Mr Bauer and Chloe O'Brien? We'll overcome this crisis. Yeah, we will.

We're on top of the situation...# hidesface#

The military have completely lost their place in the entity called nigeria... What are they looking for outside when they should be locked up in the barracks...