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I just dey observe.....NO BE TODAY CHURCHES DEY VIOLATE RULES!

Which Nigeria?

Please Help.....Which Country do you think is really okay for me to do my Msc in Statistics with a very 'limited' budget? where their SOL is not so high and they have good Unis....Thanks Guyz

“Wheresoever you may be, death will overtake you even if you are in
fortresses built up strong and high!” And if some good reaches them,
they say, “This is from Allah,” but if some evil befalls them, they
say, “This is from you (O Muhammad ﺻﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻭﺳﻠﻢ ).” Say: “All
things are from Allah,” so what is wrong with these people that they
fail to understand any word?
( ﺳﻮﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﻨﺴﺎﺀ , An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #78)

And it is He Who gives life and causes death, and His is the
alternation of night and day. Will you not then understand?
( ﺳﻮﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺆﻣﻨﻮﻥ , Al-Mumenoon, Chapter #23, Verse #80)

Still waiting patiently for Abati to come and 'condemn' it...

Like my comment for no reason pls......its HER BIRTHDAY.

AYODEJI4LOVE: pls who can sumarize this for me o,
anyway.there is light and current here for my area o.they brought it few minute ago

Same here bro....

When are we going on strike on Nairaland please? because thats the new trend in 9ja now.....fwesh air indeed

chinco na chinco....

...we are always UNIQUE.
Lets Go Ninja....2014 is our Year In Shaa Allah

crown777: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?


I rest my case..

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crown777: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?


I rest my case..

[/b]

crown777: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?


I rest my case..

LEGENDARY

What about not asking him (esp IGBO guyz) of their ATM pin!

COYG......Predicting Marseille 1 - 3 Arsenal

OH MY GOD!!! Wanted to go there today to complain that I have not been receiving alert about my transactions.
Na to go withdraw all my money sure passss oOoooo
*okada wait abeg*

Thanks MOM For being THERE ALWAYS.

Must I comment?

Coming to Kwara soon, I need Police Aides! How am I gonna get that?

This ROAD isn't BAD enough I tell you!
Come to BADAGRY EXPRESS-WAY; A FEDERAL ROAD that links Nigeria with MOST WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES (I MEAN COUNTRIES). They have been doing that road since 2007 courtesy Fashola who forced the FG hand. The condition of the road is MORE THAN being WORST, and they are still at MILE-2 (which is not more than 100M from where they started the road since 2007).
This Country is a Joke!!!

Never will I type 'End time things' on Nairaland.....Never! That's shit got me a ban bro!

ARE THEY WAITING FOR MANDELA'S END TIME?
THIS IS THE EPITOME OF A TYPICAL END TIME THINGS STUFF.

Boring Thread

Alhamdulilahi

kwAzzIE kEEd: Pheew!..3rd to comment. Na small small..i must reach there.
BTW..things of end time.
I hope u know i don't mean ''end time things''

3rd to comment bawo? Wotz wrong with ur glasses? Abi u no sabi 1, 2, 3 again!

What's the moral of the story please?

Im Lucky to be a Muslim. Alhamdulilah

iHate Onions sooo much. This is surely not for me!!

chookudi: @eddiebruk, dnt worry..I'v got it...

TJ the 419 GUY

Like my comment for no reason please.

Don't even know anything about Lekki! I stay in Badagry, Badagry-Express way can't be more worse than it is now, so I don't care about what's going on in Lekki.