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EntertainmentRe: Hangout With Don Jazzy OR A Free Iphone 6! Which Would You Go For? by Realtol(m): 5:25am On Sep 18, 2014
Why do you bothered to ask me this question when you already know the answer? Don jazzy ko, Don Souly ni! Give me the iphone6 quickly.
Unless it's hanging out with President GEJ and I know with that, my iphone 6 would be gold coated.
AgricultureRe: Needed Youth That Can Go Into Tomato,onions And Cucumber Planting In Southwest by Realtol(m): 4:51am On Sep 18, 2014
I'm Oyerinola Tolu from Atiba Local Government in Oyo State. I am young university graduate. And I can plant tomato on 2 hectares of land.
08034113769
Realtolu0503@gmail.com
I await your response.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Lie About Their Relationship Status... by Realtol(m): 8:04am On Sep 17, 2014
Everybody does that. And we guys are even more notorious for that - sometimes claim single when we already have a soul mate.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Love Friendzoning Guys Alot by Realtol(m): 4:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
Sometimes, they need to test the water with one leg before they start swimming. You just need to prove your worth at that period.
RomanceRe: Is Chivalry Dead? by Realtol(m): 4:02pm On Sep 16, 2014
omotenah: Yes we do but sir you need to understand that chivalry and gender equality can co-exist very much well..

My opinion on gender equality, when it comes to the workplace, women and men should have the same rights to compete for jobs, to receive fair treatment, to get paid the same if they do the same work in the same circumstances etc.

Equality in the workplace does not mean that in social situations men and women are the same. Gender equality is not an excuse for you to treat women "not like a lady". Women are like delicate wall flowers men should cherish, respect and protect... Gender Equality or Not!
Your opinion is highly correct on the issue of gender equality. However, women/ladies sometimes think because they are one they should be given higher more treatment at the expenses of men/guys and that's where I sometimes have problem with them because if you look at it critically they are not really looking for gender equality but gender superiority (another topic for another day).
Also, ladies need to learn how to respect themselves so men can also respect themselves.
Last bullet: Don't term me a mysoginist, I'm not one only that I respect ladies who respect themselves.


Hope you don't chew gum around. winks smiley
omotenah: Yes we do but sir you need to understand that chivalry and gender equality can co-exist very much well..

My opinion on gender equality, when it comes to the workplace, women and men should have the same rights to compete for jobs, to receive fair treatment, to get paid the same if they do the same work in the same circumstances etc.

Equality in the workplace does not mean that in social situations men and women are the same. Gender equality is not an excuse for you to treat women "not like a lady". Women are like delicate wall flowers men should cherish, respect and protect... Gender Equality or Not!
Your opinion is highly correct on the issue of gender equality. However, women/ladies sometimes think because they are one they should be given higher more treatment at the expenses of men/guys and that's where I sometimes have problem with them, because if you look at it critically they are not really looking for gender equality but gender superiority (another topic for another day).
Also, ladies need to learn how to respect themselves so men can also respect them.
Last bullet: Don't term me a mysoginist, I'm not one only that I respect ladies who respect themselves.


Hope you don't chew gum around. winks
RomanceRe: Is Chivalry Dead? by Realtol(m):
The problem is many women don't respect themselves and you don't expect someone like me to respect someone who doesn't respect herself.
A lousy, uncultured and uncouth lady (wether educated or not) who always chew gum about can never get my respect no matter how beautiful she is. You only get my respect when you respect yourself.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Do Most Decent/good Girls Always Meet Unserious And Wicked Guyz??? by Realtol(m): 3:01pm On Sep 16, 2014
Most times, they are too serious to notice the nice guy's love and affection for them and sometimes see him as boring. But when they are ready to open their eyes and allow guy into their life, the nice guy has moved on; the only choice left is wicked and unserious guys. #IMO
EducationRe: Get 100% Physics Obj/essay & Regional Geo Expo Via Phone Now......08121536439 by Realtol(m): 7:55am On Sep 16, 2014
You are not helping those kids but killing them softly and destroying this nation and as well retarding its growth. The best you can do is to set up a coaching center; teach them to best of your ability; pray with them and help them see that they can only be fulfilled when they sit for that exam and write what they know - help them to see that hard work and ones handwork pay off at the long run. God bless you.
CultureRe: The Weird World Of Teenage Cultists In Edo State Nigeria by Realtol(m): 6:26am On Sep 16, 2014
Teenagers turning into cultis. What's the hope of this country when her future believe it can only be a big shot by holding axe and destroy souls?
CelebritiesRe: Statue Of Satan With Huge Erection Appears In Canada (photos) by Realtol(m): 6:16am On Sep 16, 2014
Dolemite: Yeah? what if on that judgement day you find out that Allah is the true god and you have been wrong all along? grin
But you don't even believe in that Allah.
EducationRe: I Bet You Dont Know The Answers To Some Of This. by Realtol(m): 7:04pm On Sep 15, 2014
Awesome! You have done a great job. However, I think number 10 is helter-skelter and not heather skelter. I believe it was a mistake though.
LiteratureRe: Nairalanders Who Have Published Their Books by Realtol(m): 10:24am On Sep 15, 2014
Sir, can I have your blog link? I would like to follow your blog and drink from your ocean of knowledge.
Thanks!
LiteratureRe: Faithless Boy by Realtol(op): 7:26am On Sep 15, 2014
... yes, he had dreamt about lot of things; as a child, he had dreamt of being the king of his town, giving order from the stool, asking guards to let in those who had ideas that could facilitate the progress of the town and the beggars to stay outside. In fact, he had once fantasised about being the husband of the young beauty in his neighbourhood who both old and young wished and prayed to marry, some even wet their pants at the thought and sight of the lady - rumour had it she was a river goddess in human form and anybody who proposes to her is not only contracting her soul to her but sealing it with the word of their mouth.
It had happened one day that Samuel and Ayo were playing Scrabble while Tade was watching when Yetunde walked pass them without saying a word
"Can't you all she the way she walks? She is not from this realm, she is from sea, only here to win souls to her kingdom - as she is going like that she is giving orders to her soldiers, telling them who to visit with misfortune, who to kill and who to rub off his glory." Said Samuel.
Perhaps, it was the drama and zeal Samuel put in his words, maybe it was because words came through his nose (this always happenedwhen he is excited), Ayo his friend and Tade who is 10 years younger burst into a wild uncontrollable laughter and started writhing their bodies on the floor.
"See, things of the spirit cannot be discerned by mere men like you. You have to be in spirit to know what I know".
It was as if fuel is added to a raging inferno, both continued their wicked laughter and wouldn't stop until 3 minutes later. After he had removed dirt on his shirts, Ayo openedhis mouth gently and said
"My friend, if you are deceiving everyone here in this neighbourhood, count me out. I can never be played by this your spiritual brouhaha. You and I know that you started seeing this girl as evil after she had turned you down... everybody in the neighborhood knows that you hated her for that and had never seen anything good in her..."
"Please stop that. I won't allow you mock the holy spirit that works in me. Are you telling me I am not filled with holy spirit to know a mere maid in the spirit of darkness? Because that is what she is... and if you care to know, she hypnotized me then but thanks to God, I'm free."
"Give me a break from this holy spirit things of yours..."
Perhaps it was intentional; perhaps it was not, a hot blow landed on Ayo's face and blood started gushing out as if it was a fountain. He couldn't believe it. He touched his face and all he could feel was a red liquid oozing out of his face. Different thought started flashing through his mind and in a twinkle of an eye Samuel was lying flat on his back - both ended up on the hospital bed that day.

He wished he was still in one of those dreams but he was wrong, he wasn't in dream, reality was staring at him. A group of army is here, holding guns in their hands, well pointed at his head, chest and knees.
"Young man, what or who do you seek?" A guttural voice had asked him from a corner which he couldn't say wether it's left or right. The voice jolted him out of his fear and hearing the voice he jumped like a man who had been pushed at the edge of a cliff in a dream. He thought to himself why didn't he take his novel, Achebe's Arrow of God, along with him, he would have had a better excuse; something like "I'm here to read", "I'm on my way to a friend house just to return his book". But he had left it at home when it would have being his saving grace.
"Are you deaf? Can't you answer a simple and direct question? If I move closer to you, though you had come in your own accord, hearse would be your ride home" The voice said again.
"Yes sir! I'm here to vote sir" his voice started to faint and his legs had became so weak beneath him, it couldn't carry him any longer and he fell heavily on the ground...

... to be continued

P.S. you can as well suggest another suitable title for this piece. Thanks!
EducationRe: Question For The Genius! by Realtol(m):
haibe: Sorry mods for bringing this here if it isn't meant to be here but the Jokes, Riddles, etc section is just a playful section.

So this was an interview question in India I guess, let the nairaland geniuses answer cheesy

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note. The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.
A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the genius...

How much has the Shopkeeper lost in
total?

(A) #2000 (B) #1200 (C) #1000 (D) #1800 (E) #2200 (F) #800
IMO #800 + #200 worth of goods = #1000. He only lost #1000 to the dishonest customer and that's is the money he destroyed.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2014
yettybaby112: @ op, seriously I was in your shoe last two months, Mine wasn't even up to 3.49, it was 3.48 but to the glory of God I made a 2.1. How He Did it is unquestionable. pray to Him and have faith,
Wow! God is really faithful, I have decided to hold on to my faith but I won't go begging around again. I have to leave the whole issue to God to do as it pleases HIM. Moreover, which school was that?
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Realtol(m): 6:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
@Sir Johnwell, I'm so grateful for the interpretation you gave me concerning my dream on fish/fishing. I will use all the prayer points you gave me in my prayer every time I pray. May God continue to bless you sir. As you are a point of blessing to us may you continue to receive abundant blessing from God! It's well with your soul sir.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 11:22am On Sep 13, 2014
femidejulius: Make sure you talk to your HOD. Am sure you will graduate with a 2.1 if you do so. He has d authority to hlp u. Just forget about watever ur course adviser tld u.

I am assuring u dt watever his response might be, u will finish with a 2.1. Take it as a prophecy. Ur 2.1 is a done deal if you do wat I ask u to do.
Thank you sir!
LiteratureFaithless Boy by Realtol(op):
THE day he witnessed soldier brutality was a war though he had never witnessed one, he had seen many in the movie. In fact, he thought he was seeing another movie when the whole issue played out. The day happened to be his 20th birthday and he wouldn't believe it even if a clairvoyant had told him heavy beating awaits him. Why would he believe? He was never a man of faith even though his father is one. At age 8, he had once asked his father for food. His father, sensing frustration and hunger that are well written over his son face, coupled with the fact that their is no food at home neither kobo in his pocket, had asked his son to pray to God and see what happened in the next hour. He did it even though throughout the time he was looking at the wall-clock awkwardly hung on the wall as if it's the food he is patiently waiting for. 1... 2 ...
"Father it is more than two hours now and nothing had happened" Said Tade " In fact, I feel more pain in my paunch"
"That is because you haven't prayed..."
With anger he snorted "Yes, I had prayed" highly frustrated, he continued" moreover, what has prayer got to do with food, even Jesus Christ when his disciples and the thousands were hungry in the Bible didn't ask them to pray but to sit, bring the fish and loaves of bread which he prayed on, multiply and fed them with it. You haven't done any and..."
A thunderous slap landed on his face and for some minutes he couldn't see anything. Since then he had hated religion and any man who claim to know what's beyond human comprehension.

Today something will happen and even if he had been told he would have dismiss it with a smug on his face and see it as a joke.
The sun rose at 7am as it used to and there have not been any report of earthquake, flood or bomb blast so why should he believe the day would be different. By 8am, he was still sleeping on the settee which currently serve as his bed since he must leave his tiny bed for his uncle who arrived late from Lagos in the previous night. The sunshine perched on his face and he groaned as he is accustomed to when a new day breaks.
Today is his birthday and also a day he would join the league of eligible voters in his constituency to exercise his franchise and see wether his vote would count or not. He woke at 8:15, rushed to the outhouse bathroom which served the whole neighbourhood, brushed his mouth and quickly had a shower. He put on his shirt, then rushed out to the polling unit thinking he is late and might not be able to be among the first ten to cast their votes as he had promised himself but he was disappointed.
Getting to the polling unit, he couldn't see either electoral officers or any electorate but a small army that seems to have being waiting for him...


...to be continued
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 7:53am On Sep 13, 2014
oketoyinboshola: I Agree with you, if u try to lobby for good grades, this can bring bad omen to you, is better to leave it like that if you are sure of your handiwork during your stay in university. 2.1 or 2.2 don't determine your future. please don't lobby for grades.
This why I love Nairaland - full of matured minds ready to give soul-lifting advice. I'm grateful for the advice.
I have never lobbied for grade and will not start now. Though it pains me to the marrow, I will take it as it is.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op):
Simplefaithy: . dis ur case to me is not a problem and can never be ( to me thou). I see it as trying to get wat u don't deserve. IMO. u re welcome
I know I deserve it because I have been in the range of 3:81 - 3:51 from my part one day and only slipped at the last semester. Moreover, what do you call favour/grace (because that's exactly what I'm looking for in IMO though)? I'm going to take it as it is anyway. Thanks for your time.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 7:18am On Sep 13, 2014
proffemi: Then frankly, there doesn't appear to be much you can do.
Some departments actively "help" students like you. However, this practice is so easy to abuse that most departments just let the chips fall where they may. If your department is one of such, you have to accept, not take it personal, and move on.

The reason why I asked whether you scored within 3 marks of the next grade: marking is not an exact science. There is ALWAYS some margin for error. I usually put it at +/-2 marks or thereabouts. That means that a lecturer who scored you 45/60 in the exam could have scored you 47/60 at some other time. You could use this argument to approach any friendly lecturer to see whether 2 marks could emerge miraculously somewhere. Once you get to 59 or 69, most departments just bump you to the next grade. However, since you only scored 66, you may find it harder to convince anyone to help you.

In any case:

1) continue appealing to lecturers. You've got nothing to loose
2) Do NOT do anything shady. You may get the 2.1, but believe me, your conscience will nag you forever
3)If it turns out you're stuck with 3.49, take it on the chin and move on. I've known a number of people in your shoes, and the biggest danger is that you may allow yourself to wallow in self-pity and bitterness. Your CGPA is an aggregate obtained over 4/5 years and ~50 courses. It did not just become 3.49 today. It would be nice to get the bump, but if you don't, hey, you tried.

A smart guy would still find a way to play it to his advantage. It could make a good way to project tenacity and self-motivation (as well as score cheap pity points) at some interviews when you let them know that you lost 2-1 by that much, but pulled yourself up and used it to motivate yourself. What you want to do first at any interview is to stand out in a positive way, and perhaps, this could end up helping you do that?

All the best.
Wow! This is great, case closed. Thank you sir! With this advice I'm not going begging around again. At least, I would still have my pride (3:49) second class lower which I worked tirelessly for, not given.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:58am On Sep 13, 2014
proffemi: Hope you are sure about the last part. Some results were approved in Senate yesterday.
Did you score 57,58,59,67,68 or 69 in any course in your final year?
No, I only scored 66Bs in two courses at
final semester/year. 67Bs are scored in
200level and 300.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:57am On Sep 13, 2014
engrjidex: You can round it up yourself na huh

*Just saying my own o*
Thanks. It is still an advice
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op):
Simplefaithy: why are u confused? why cant u jus resign to faith and allow baba God to do His thing. if u run from ya hod to vc wat He has decree will surely come to pass. ur fortune and prosperity is not tied to 2.1 or 2.2.
Thanks, I quite understand your stand. It's just that I have to at least try to do something on it, since there is nothing God cannot do. Perhaps by seeking advice and guidance solution can come... since there is no harm in that. Thank you very much!
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:38am On Sep 13, 2014
No, I only scored 66Bs in two courses at final semester/year. 67Bs are scored in 200level and 300.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:24am On Sep 13, 2014
bigtt76: Stop goung to your hostel. Sleep in class everyday until graduation. Make sure you also get distinction in your final project.
I have seen all my results i.e. I had completed all my workloads
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:20am On Sep 13, 2014
42n8dzydoo: Approach ur part advice, u myt be lucky...if 4.49 could be rounded-off, urs too can...# from a fellow Great-Ife
Thank you! Sir, I have gone to see my part adviser and she said " I cannot help you, everything is automated".
Sir! was yours done by part adviser? Your advice and guidance are highly needed and welcomed sir.
EducationRe: 3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op): 6:14am On Sep 13, 2014
Raiders: I don't think it will be rounded up to 2.1. I almost had the same problem. my last result before my I saw my project was 3.499 and I needed an A in project to make 3.5. Luckily, when the result came out I got an A and my final CGPA was 3.501. My HOD told me then that they don't round up GPA and I was lucky. You should go talk with your HOD or supervisor. I wish you good luck.
Thanks! I also got an A in project and 66Bs in some departmental/faculty courses and that is what's giving me headache. I just need one of these courses to be upgraded to 70A (2unit) and all would be well but they are not ready to help at the department, claiming they can't tamper the result i.e. everything is automated.
I'm just frustrated.
Education3:49 CGPA, What Is The Way Forward Please? Your Advice Is Needed. by Realtol(op):
I am a graduating student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile - Ife. I recently saw the last of my result from 100-400 level and my CGPA currently stands at 3:49 i.e. second class lower while second class upper starts from 3:50.

Please, is there anything I can do in order to earn that 2:1 because I'm just frustrated now?

P.S. I have seen all results but the results are yet to leave the shore of my department for Senate approval.
CelebritiesRe: Statue Of Satan With Huge Erection Appears In Canada (photos) by Realtol(m): 5:17pm On Sep 12, 2014
Dolemite: No thanks, I don't need your imaginary god.
but you need/love an imaginary devil, right?
RomanceRe: Given No As An Answer At A Wedding Ceremony by Realtol(m): 12:35pm On Sep 12, 2014
Funny question...
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Realtol(m): 11:43am On Sep 12, 2014
What is the meaning of my dream?

I had a dream that I was fishing in a river and I whenever I cast my hook inside the river, I caught fish... I did this all through the dream
and I caught fish throughout.

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