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Mine has to be that MAMA GOLD RICE ADVERT where people were flying after eating MAMA GOLD RICE. After watching the advert, I just told my Elder Sister not to buy the rice so I don't fly away. Another one I dislike is that Glo advert where Ini Edo had to plaster her face with all kinds of make up so she could look like a COLOURFUL MASQUERADE. She also show cased all kinds of offcolour/mgbeke dressing in that advert. I never watched it twice because it was extremely annoying. Those Chi adverts also annoys me...can't just watch them. Please which of them is the most annoying to you? Thanks....MODERATOR FRONT PAGE THINGS BIKO.

Total of 4. MTN=2005 to 2009. Another MTN-2009 to 2011. Currently using 2 Etisalat SIMs. I switched to Etisalat after MTN usual network wahala got me totally upset. I'm gonna try Airtel by october but no more MTN.

Dis fine girl needs a better PA ASAP! Who ever advised her to pick 'CHEE'? Chidy or Chidisko would have been better. CHEE sounds like HOLLANDIA.

And after all dis, his fellow bishops will be preaching to me about repentance when they are still living with their sins. Mtchewwwwww!!

Freedom of speech, dats what we all call it. Every1 has critics. Not every1 will love or hate you. Maybe u don't visit Western blogs to see d way Obama is usually criticised even when he is a million times beta dan GEJ. We'hv got da ryt to xpress our feelings. Anyway, I just hope diz bad politicians won't go after Uncle Seun for posting our truthful comments.

Na so Rivers money just dey go..OJB just wan use dis opportunity to become as rich as he has always wanted. Am sure OJB did nothing charitable when he was in his prime. He pays tax in his state so his state governor should have been d one to help. Money don full, to start treatment don become wahala. Abeg Amaechi many Rivers children are dieing of polio, atshma, malaria, etc. They are d ones dat deserves d help.

yinxfun: hateful beefers..ur sense of judgment is already clouded by sentimental thoughts...

heheheheee......na so body pain u reach?

slimyem: The scene that got me is not even here..
That scene where Paul grabbed his crotch while swinging his waist... oh la la

yes oo....me sef like dat scene die. Him thing just dey dance alingo. Anyway, dis thread no get meaning.

seanfazz: Where's D-Banj?? After some blind people will come out and say he's better than 2face. He wasn't even nominated for d best international act award dat was won by Ice Prince.. Star my foot!

y sounding so bitter? Was it D'banj dat stole ur shine? Olodo.

CFCfan: She's only 23.

23 is truly her official age....she looks like she's in her 30s. Look @her very well. Her feet eeh...but she's beautiful.

Asha again? Java again? Na wa o. It should have been symbian @least cos symbian is manageable compared to java even though d price would need to be lifted up a little. I know dis new asha things will even be up to 17k. Any jave phone above 15k shouldn't be patronised. I love Nokia but I don't think we are willing to go back to 1990 with these java nonsenseee. I love d Lumia range cos WP8 is cool.

I like Charles Inojie. He stands out....makes me laugh effortlessly. Ibu looks annoyingly dirtyyy. Osuofia talks too much with little or no humore (word might be incorrect). Charles Inojie is it for me.

kreami diva: Abeg Red_Card,give am one red card for me

u need not to worry cos he wears red shirts. Red shirts=red card so u can see he's out of d game

I doubt dis story but if truly he did it, then I will call it a waste of Rivers money. Dat money could be used in bringing BMH to d standard it's supposed to be. OJB is not even a Rivers star. I doubt if he did anything charitable when he was in his prime. His state Governor should be d one to help him cos na 4 him state wey him dey pay tax. Some celebs have donated, his state governor is silent and Amaechi raised d total amount needed? I just hope d story is not true.

dasparrow: @Post

I agree 100% with Juliet. Engage in sex only after marriage and not before. Fornicating can have disastrous results.

abeg relationships can't work without that thing. Dis world is not a home of flat batteries. Man must shakkk.

Who even wan see ur AKPURUKA head? Six packs no go even fit u so beta make am 7 packs.

laykhorn: could you please help!
I couldnt sight anythung shocking here.

me sef don search tire yet I no see anything shocking. But then again, most Nigerians abroad dey suffer o, dem just dey hustle 4 there. Na so my uncle wey dey U.S come home 3 weeks ago. I come dey expect @least gold wrist watch as a gift from d man (my uncle), not knowing say guy man go dey beg my elder bros money to pay go back. Na wa o. I fear fear. I swear, I look healthy pass my uncle.

Personally, I like Joseph Yobo but pls My able Governor, why havn't u named anything after J.T Tom West dat died ungracefully n was d only popular actor from Rivers State back then. What of Duncan Mighty dat brought Ikwerre language to life through his songs? Anyway, I hope an acting school will be built n named after J.T and also a music school to be named after Duncan afterall u fit claim say d schools cost #5billion each (politicians life). Make Yobo carry dis 1.

Yomieluv: rubbish celebs,faking their lives,making a common man green with envy

i wonder what makes them a celeb sef,aint no difference between them and a common man.

diz celebs are not as rich as people thinks oh. Don't believe everything u read about them......most are just media hype. Am not a celeb but am saying d truth. Also, Ruggedman shld stop making noise over dis tiring issue. Not everyone will donate. Did Ruggedman donate to Ngozi Nwosu? No! But some people donated so OJB should be grateful for d money he has gotten from d donation n start d treatment. Am tired of reading about him. My elder bro's wife had a kidney failure...my big bros carried d cross alone, no1 donated. So OJB just take d money he has been given n start treatment ASAP.

Dis OJB story is just getting more boring by d day. Is he d first to have a kidney disease? He has even gotten enough money already so d headlines about his health should stop. Am not hating o.

sheelay: Go to icell or krishna telecoms.... Their prices r cheaper than slots'

I really appreciate ur kindness. Pls do u know where an icell or krishna shop is located? Am in PH. Tnx a lot.

KINGwax: wait until ur brothers start kidnapping them and d bokos start bombing their facilities.

are u praying for them to be kidnapped?

With Police it's even like no security so Amaechi should stop funding them. The Nigeria Police is owned by FG not Rivers State. I can tell you all for free that the little calmness in some usually hot parts of PH is not a handwork of the police but Amaechi's and the good people of Rivers State's. GEJ should sit up and take up his responsibility.

sheelay: That is slots' price, but u can get it less elsewhere..... Google lumia 520 n see if u like what you see..... I can't choose for u nah.....

Oga me good day.. I just googled d Lumia 520 n I like d design. I just hope to get it @27k cos na my budget be dat o..unless I go Nokia store.

smartnoni: ...we re talking android u re talking asha..areu a leaner?lol

no mind dat guy...I guess he wants to get his 5 minutes of fame on NL by trying to take us back to 1997 (d symbian n java era). Which young adult in his right senses would go for java if he truly needs a smartphone? Lol

sheelay: Lumia 520.... 29k.......okay for starters.....

thanks but does it access YouTube very well and do u think d design is attractive? Is the screen size OK? Can't I get it @27k? Tnx for ur assistance.

I honestly think YouTube videos are meant to be watched and not downloaded. That's why I only watch and forget about downloading. If I want to download a video, all I do is simply search it out on waptrick or any other popular downloading site as am only used to music videos. Why don't you google search the video? the result might lead you to a website where you can easily download.

Pls I know am late on the thread and am apologising for that. I have been using blackberry (curve 7) since last year until I sold it last month. Am using a HTC phone now. But I need a new phone and I wanna switch to an upgraded version of Nokia. I don't love games, I only visit websites (eg nairaland, myedu, etc), facebook, twitter, whatsapp, badoo, 2go, download songs, watch videos/movies online. I can't use a phone that isn't youtube capable. How good are the Lumia range and which of them is the cheapest? Pls I wana know the exact price of the cheapest Lumia. I need BRAND NEW cos am not used to fairly used phones as they come with their uneasily recognizable faults. So pls which of the Lumia is the cheapest and how good is it? Am waiting for a reply. Thanx.

What are they blocking lines for with their poor network service? You have to load an MTN recharge care 7-12 times before your recharge can be succesful because they will keep saying result unknown or worse of all, service timeout. Their numbers are hardly reachable. Make them block lines na. It's etisalat for me.

sparklebug: The problem now is trying to read it to actually understand what you said Soyinka said.

my dear the article is too long, I didn't even read it cos I know it will be boring. but I know for sure that Buhari's sins are as many as that.