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icedbeatz:
nigga where dafuq are the rap songs?! *cocks gun* I mean some real hip hop shitt not the fukin trend shitt. Content makes jams evergreen.
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professional advice : pull that audio down from that site or better upload what we call MUSIC to supersede this crap bro. let me start by typing fk ur producer the idiott just took money and pushed record button.
1. too much auto tune on your vocals which is so unprofessional.
2. on the scale of 1-10 your melody is on 3 bro you have a lot of work to do because the pleasing to ear is Melody.
3. you need voice training because your delivery here is so so poor.
4. the beat is wack been long I've come across such, beat selection is like a foundation to a building like a beat is to music, get ur niggs and fk that producer up.
5. lyrics ain't got quality, distinct content you should work on this or hire a song writer but better horn your skills on these things.
6. the final mix is not the best, I wonder the kinda sound card you guys used.
7. there's no SOUL in the song, do you know why we still bang 2pac, r. Kelly, Bob Marley?! they don't put just voices rather they put their SOUL in every word, melody, pitch on the song now that's music.
8. you were not near the zone at all, no charisma or control of your art. no confidence you sound scared or pressurized like someone said "voice this song and get the fk outta here before I shoot you ".
9. you have to know what you want, how you want it to sound and most importantly they producer you work with and the vibe in the studio, you were not feeling the song even as you were singing it.
10. the sequencing of the beat is shitty (fk the producer again), no charger, no gritty gent WTF. I can go on and on but let me stop here. I'm no hater I just want you to learn from this and work on your art, music is hardwork. surround yourself with good you and coming artistes and not some WACKASS artiste wannabes that's one of the reasons you uploaded this audio cos none of them told you the truth. believe me here's the ugly bitter truth but you can do very great cos you have these sonic effect in your voice that you can master and make yourself stand out, your desire, the reason and dedication will determine how good you can be. seems like ur first recording section relax it happens to the best even the great pied piper r. Kelly of today. keep hustling God de.
Change that stage name, don't patronise that producer he's no good at all. Airforce1

Funny enough you dont even know crap. I know your type.

E don happen. Theres no way on earth this thread isnt making fp

Listened to it... one word: typical! Not typical in tge sense its not nice but typical in sense that its tge latest trend of naija music. Highlife.

Naija bloggers don come

lonelydora:
190 padded. It's called "Obi Okoye" because most Igbo bizness men were buying it to show they have arrived during Xmas time.

This car made people pass through lots of trouble to acquire. Many stole, many did rituals, many went for blood money, etc. I remember Onitsha those days.

Some call it "usa Mercedes" meaning "longer throat for Mercedes" those days.

I swear. I remember someine who bot it for 1m.10k then

adonbilivit:
exactly what I told my friend. but the big question is: wetin make am no reach? shey na cash? abi age? abi na abunna? lalasticlala might help me get more helpful comments

Stupid request...are we in the girl's mind?

adonbilivit:
OK this happened to my friend. so he proposed to his girlfriend after dating for over a year. she neither said yes nor no but just laughed out loud. this has been bothering my friend. He feels she might be thinking he is not man enough probably because he is only 24.

N.B: he is a graduate and financially stable. the sex is good too.

Everything happens to a nairalander's friend but never to them in particular. yeye dey smell

milliondollas:
The community of ladies who are tired of the “come to my
house syndrome” Are u all virgins ? I asked because you are asking for respect due to virgin girls only, 99% of girls are prostitute who date old men for money, nonsense

Lmao!

worthytalk:
So this woman still found her voice after stealing Rivers State property. No remorse. What a world! This can only happen in the zoological Nigeria.

You did not read the post. Thats how you fail exams then you turn nairaland to your permanent office without pay..because no employer is ready to employ a dolt like you

Adofaya:
So Far, Buhari Looks Like A “Dogo Yaro” Rather Than A Very Smart and Proactive Leader…But That Could Change By Dr. Wumi Akintide







http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/17/so-far-buhari-looks-%E2%80%9Cdogo-yaro%E2%80%9D-rather-very-smart-and-proactive-leader%E2%80%A6but-could-change

Now every tom dick and harry is a writer of rubbish. Bullcrap

Imortal001:
FFK the man that talk before he thinks.. ffk don enter one chance to pripri

This ffk go get raps for days for women.. if a man talks like this in public imagine what he can tell a woman in secret

Caseless:
Who does that?




*spits and walks out of thread in anger*

The one u suck in your room is it diff from the ones people buy outside?

Sile12:
54. Funny.

This one na mami water o

Sile12:
22.

Thus is the best!

mikigen:
Someone must have brought this suggestion up and mtn decided to give it a try....maybe on seeing hw crappy and silly the ideal look? They are nw denying it....especially as nigerians are already having trust issues with telecommunication companies......how can you entrust your life into the hands of the same people that can't even allow you talk freely with your family on their network without hitches?

My exact same thoughts. Someones job is on the line!

Hybekay004:
I never added this: I am currently serving in Kebbi State.

You must be very very silly!

Euro31:
Waiting for the children of hate and anger from Southwest to invade this thread ......

With their bigotry

Foool.

morefire:
now i dont know what to say...


drug money or not at this point I just want to say thank you to Senator Kashamu

Foolishidity....where did kashamu get money to donate 30 trailers of rice to a set of people? Is he not a public office holder? Why would he just donate 30 trailers and after when the rice finishes, they go back to being hungry. This is not what we want them to do for us. Let me make and enforce economic policies that would better our lives and the lives of generations. Thats what countries that know what they aee doing, do!

MojiDelano:
Majek Fashek: A National Tragedy By Joseph Edgar

On my way to work this morning, I spotted a loony figure. Pants sagged, dirty black underwear showing, a caftan perched precariously on his extra lean shoulders, shock of long unkempt dreadlocks cascading down his head and teeth yellowed by years of hard living and a face still surprisingly handsome despite the ravages of illicit living.

This was Majek, my hero, the one who brought down the rain. He it was who redefined Reggae and in that one album forced us to look deep into our consciousness, calling us prisoners of conscience. He it was who took that Bob Marley piece, Redemption Song into the sublime. He infused it with his pangolo rhythm and turned it into an anthem of social and spiritual awakening. Majek was a god, strong Adonis like looks, talent yet to me replicated in our clime and charisma of the gods.

This same Majek, I just saw like that in Fadeyi, begging for ogogoro becuase he did not have 100 Naira to pay for it. I stopped brought out 1,000 Naira and was immediately struck by confusion. Should I give him this money and contribute to his death or should I refuse him and watch him throw a tantrum like a disposed toddler. He saved me the dilemma as he grabbed the money from me and rushed to the ugly, black dirty merchant of death, who gleefully poured him a glass full.

Majek downed the drink and hugged me like I had just saved him from the hang mans noose. I looked deep into his eyes and saw a lost soul. He was actually begging for help, the demon inside of him peered at me from his once very beautiful eyes, daring me to do my worse. Assuring me that he had no intention of leaving this host until it finished it's dreadful task of killing him ever so slowly.

He called me a fine boy and wished he was as good looking as I was, I laughed. A laugh that was more of pity, a laugh that was laced with internal cry of pain. A pain that cascaded through every pain in my body. If only I had one tenth of this talent, I would be far from fadeyi begging for N100 worth of ogogoro.

Did we fail him as Nigerians, did we put an umbrella over the Rainmaker, did the flood of his talent wash away his life, what can be done, do we continue watch him make a mockery of a Life once blessed?

Majek in his destitution represents Nigeria. Blessed with more than enough resources., rich in human capacity, more fertile land than the whole of Asia and filled with gifted and talented people, but yet beggerly and poor. Daily our leaders go to 'jibowu' to beg poorer countries for aid, for debt forgiveness. The contradiction never leaves me. Japan with no known Natural resources is so developed that we can only look in shame.

Majek with all the talents of a thousand people, begging the woman who can't lift a finger beside him for N100, Majek being laughed at by miscreants and being mocked with so much joy by those who were not half as blessed by God.

What can I do, but to write this piece and just walk away, lest his guest demon attempt a move on my life. I saw it and felt it look into my soul and with one withered hand, offered me a shot of the Devils brew. A shot I knew would throw me into the darkest pits of Majeks torture, a shot that will take me spiraling down the tunnels of oblivion, destroying the innocent dependent lives of my children while giving Majek solace that he has finally found a room mate albeit a very reluctant and scared one.

I pray for you sir. I pray God gives you peace.

God bless you Majek.


Joseph Edgar is an investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes from a humorous, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/06/marek-fashek-national-tragedy.html

Foolis.h Post!!!!

overdrive:
this na marketing strategy to draw customers /market!

Exactly. Lol

Ezenwammadu:
APC can cry me a river


ls this guy not that serial wife beater and potential hiv carrier

Please park your dirty mouth one side.. you spew trash randomly

Nickymezor:
Do u eat snakes

Yheaz

lukman22:
I base in Nigeria. Can you fix my CVT unit?

what exactly is wrong with it and what year and model of audi is it?

Let the slicing and dicing begin!

adexfem:
Hello, cost is 450k.

I would send you a message lets talk.

hello adexfem
How much would it cost to clear a 2006 audi a6 with grimaldi?

Fooli..sh question. Who is living your life for you?

stewpid gold digger opportunists

cmax16:
My younger brother was one of the best graduating student from uniben in his set, with a sharp 2:1, he has a masters, a pgd, he has even been accepted for his PhD all in uniben, yet no job.

Abeg make Una help, those that can. Is there something he isn't doing correctly? E don dey turn stories that touch o.

Stories that annoy. People dont know why they are gurthering their education after the uni levrl these days

CR77:
I swear i dey short of comment now

Then stfu nd stop being a b.itch on every thread

kennynelcon:
Chelsea fans had a thanksgiving at St. Peters Chaplaincy Nsk, after winning UCL.

its different from a Fan giving same testimony because in real life, he is just a fan!

midolian:
I wonder how and why you chose to trust a source as republicreporters.com when buhari's assets hav not been made public.. I searched through google to see what the site is all about and all I could find was hate campaign against Buhari..jst like breakingtimes.com


Sometimes, it is good to see the fire first.

I would not doubt of Buhari is worth over a billion naira.do you know what it is to rule nigeria before and be in the miliatary one time? How much is one billiom sef? I bet he is poor compared to his counterparts in naija