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Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Throws Shade At Amber Rose At D'banj's Party by redcliff: 9:35am On Feb 05, 2015
Lol. Just watched the interview..this is straight up jealousy.. women are the devils in human clothing
Politics › Re: Pls Nairalanders Have U Received This Type Of Call by redcliff: 2:57pm On Feb 04, 2015
Lmao!!! @what change is in Buhari.. I reserve my comment..

BTW which one should we believe? your story or the gender inconsistencies in it?
Travel › Re: Monday Morning Inspiration From The Humans Of Lagos by redcliff: 9:05am On Feb 04, 2015
MDMA:
A blatant rip off of the HumansOfNewYork.

Nigerians and unorthodox unoriginality. Plagiarism runs deep in our brain.
And they do it so well you would be so confused as to where you saw the original. Lol
Politics › Re: Who Has A Better Campaign Strategy? Apc Or Pdp (see Pictures And Be The Judge) by redcliff: 8:47am On Feb 04, 2015
Ariel20:
Stay Clueless & Confused.
More like stay confused
Politics › Re: Pastors Collected N6b To Campaign Against APC, Buhari – Amaechi Says by redcliff: 11:01pm On Feb 03, 2015
sbaks:
[b]Amaechi will so suffer after this elections. That is a fact. I give him may 29th he would be busy crying his eyes out. Amaechi my advice for you. I was once like you, following hausa people until my eyes began to open. They would make sure you are enemies with your fellow christians, get necessary informations from you, use you like a fool, then they will DUMP YOU in such a way that your fellow christian brothers would not even use a 20m pole to touch you not to talk of helping you (because they must have seen you as a betrayer hence lost confidence in you). They would make you hated. Goodluck is soooooo wise to have ran to his fellow christians because this is what will make him win. FACT! Have you guys ever noticed(for those of you with hausa friends) that whenever you are together with them, when they see any of their fellow islamists, they so much abandon you to the extent you will feel like nothing. They are such fanatics.
Nigerians tell me if true true dem no wan islamize us, wetin be the meaning of that Arabic inscription for our naira note? Nigeria na Arabic nation?
Why is it that they always bite their teeth whenever a christian is in power (even though the christian is trying his best)? It was done to obasanjo, now goodluck
Mtcheeeeeew. Amaechi would be dumped no matter what. They are only using him in other to make him an enemy of christians and to get the secret of christianity (I.e how they can capture christians to vote for them) shikenan! After that, they will throw him into a THRASH CAN! I HAVE SAID SO. You guys will bear me witness GOD's Grace because I SAID SO [/b]
As dumb as they come...
Family › Re: Banker Who Fell In Love With A Customer & Married Her Tells His Luv Story(Pics) by redcliff: 11:12am On Feb 03, 2015
Lol...I know this Girl we went to RUN together. I was 3sets above her or something... I can remember..
Politics › Re: Too Much Fuc...kery: A Formal Complaint About Nigeria by redcliff(op): 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2015
Politics › Too Much Fuc...kery: A Formal Complaint About Nigeria by redcliff(op): 9:50pm On Feb 02, 2015
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Warning: This post contains language not suitable for corrupt politicians, disinterested Nigerians and children under the age of 18.

Too Much Fuckery: A Formal Complaint About Nigeria

I’m not a swearing man. I wouldn’t swear on an ordinary day.
You could insult me, back-stab me, hurl me down a flight of stairs. You could cut me off in traffic or run away with my change.
The most you’d get out of me is a “C’mon, man!” hurled reluctantly after you.
I’m not into the whole swearing thing. Not personally, no.

But comes a time in a man’s life, when a man has to stop and ask: What the Bleep?
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Comes a time, I say, when a man’s mouth will drop open in astonishment at the brazenness, the boldness, the sheer audacity of the fuckliness and out of this man’s mouth the very words will come forth: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
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Comes one day, a day like any other, when a man will be overwhelmed by the un-believability of it all, and from his heart of hearts, from deep down inside, words will spew; words vitriolic, words acerbic, words precise and straight to the heart of the matter, viz: For Fuc...k’s sake!
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To reiterate: I’m not a swearing man. But Fuc...k…

This country.

It’s almost like we’re out to impress ourselves with the sheer volume of stupidity and incompetence. It’s almost like every country in the world sat down and said: “We have to pool our resources and make a better life for our people.”

And Nigeria was nodding vigorously and saying: “Good idea guys, but before we go on to that, we’re gonna spend our time and energy Fuc...king things up, alright?”

It’s ridiculous.

It’s almost like we’re competing for gold at the Extreme Fuc...kery Olympics.
And we’re winning, Nigeria. We’re winning.

What then, exactly, is Fuc...kery? The thing about Fuc...kery is, no one needs to tell you what it is. No one needs to hold a sign up to your face telling you your’re being savagely rammed from behind. You’ll know. Oh, you’ll know.

20 Billion Dollars missing? Fuc...kery.
Kerosine subsidy scam? Fuc...kery.
Kids getting killed in Borno and Yobe? Bleep THAT, I say.
Youth dying at ridiculously poorly-organised recruitment exercise they had to pay for without anyone getting investigated or probed or held responsible? Fuc...k outta here!
Would have said something about the anti-gay law, butt Fuc...k it, I think you get the idea.

All sorts of Fuc...kery, man.
This is the land of fucktitude. We’ve mastered it. We’ve taken that shit, pardon my language, and fucking owned it.

We all need to chill man. We need to take some time off. I’m not talking about the occasional public holiday.
I’m talking a full month. Where everything stops and everyone can sit home and think about their lives. Just thinking, and reasoning things out and talking with each other.

We did not read the manual.whatever it is we’re doing right now, in whatever corner of the country, it is abundantly clear we are doing it wrong. We did not read the manual.

We need to stop going to offices and malls.
We need to switch of the TVs and radios. We need to put off the internet.
No blogging.
No Facebook. There’s all sort of Fuc...kery there.
And twitter? Quit that too.

4 weeks of doing nothing, except thinking and talking.
At the end of this time, we need to gather in various places, in groups in the town and villages. Sit down with the Senators and the Governors and the House of Rep members in an open summit.
And look each other in the eye and ask ourselves certain questions.

Questions like: the Fuc...k is wrong with this country?
Questions like: the Fuc...k am I doing being part of the problem?
Questions man, penetrating questions like: How totally Fuc...ked do we want our children to be?

And after intense soul searching, we need to face the truth of these answers, whatever they are, with brutal honesty. With soberness and sleeves rolled up. And zero tolerance for bullshit.

That’s what we need.

Because the truth is: things are too Fuc...ked up.
It’s our inheritance. From our forefathers who sold each other into slavery, from Lord Lugard who took national Fuc...kery and put a patent on that shi...t, to every corrupt leader we ever had, and everyone who ever Fuc...ked things up so we got to this place.
It’s too much. Fuc...kery overload.

We have to do something, people.
I told you the what.
I don’t know the how.

But we have to. Because if we don’t, our entire history, our whole operation, our legacy and eulogy, and the sum of all our experiences, will be rightly summed up in one sharp, short, succinct, and poignantly true epithet:

Fuc...k.

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Autos › Re: Pre-order Your Auto From Germany And Switzerland and Belgium by redcliff(op): 8:10pm On Feb 02, 2015
more pics

Autos › Re: Pre-order Your Auto From Germany And Switzerland and Belgium by redcliff(op): 8:08pm On Feb 02, 2015
Gadgetmobil:
Quoted.
Just to let you know am still following. It's just the costing scare that kept us mute.
How much should land a VW Sharan 99-2002 model exclusive of shipping.
You remain the Boss
4wheel drive
Alloy
leather
Auto
Petrol engine
188k km
Auto transmission
2000 model
Factory tint

I am sure you would like this one no doubt
total cost of landing the car to Nigeria all inclusive is chf2200.
I cant say how much swiss francs is at the moment because of its fluctuating price.. If you are really serious we could talk about the cost in Naira over the phone after I confirm how much swiss francs cost in Nigeria..

Autos › Re: Pre-order Your Auto From Germany And Switzerland and Belgium by redcliff(op): 7:54pm On Feb 02, 2015
Gadgetmobil:
Quoted.
Just to let you know am still following. It's just the costing scare that kept us mute.
How much should land a VW Sharan 99-2002 model exclusive of shipping.
You remain the Boss
you did not say if its manual or auto, diesel or petrol?
Autos › Re: Pre-order Your Auto From Germany And Switzerland and Belgium by redcliff(op): 4:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
williams20:
Good afternoon, pls can 300k land a sedan car with ac to Lagos
Unfortunately no. You might want to up your price then we can talk about the renault i posted up there for sale. Please quote me so i see your mentions. Otherwise it might take much longer..
Autos › Re: Pre-order Your Auto From Germany And Switzerland and Belgium by redcliff(op): 4:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 5-year-old Inside National Stadium by redcliff: 3:16pm On Jan 27, 2015
Islie:
why would the mother demand just 30,000 naira for the crime the guy caused

is that amount the price for her child innocence to be defiledundecided


cc lalasticlala
Fr the treatment of her daughter...if you read it well
Sports › Re: Wilfred Agbonivbare Is Dead - Former Eagles Goalkeeper (Pictured) by redcliff: 2:39pm On Jan 27, 2015
Jaymima:
Are you one?
Yes.. come let me help your condition
Sports › Re: Wilfred Agbonivbare Is Dead - Former Eagles Goalkeeper (Pictured) by redcliff: 1:43pm On Jan 27, 2015
Jaymima:
Who among the two in the second pix is the deceased? Anyway, condolences.
You must see an occulist!
Politics › Re: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by redcliff: 1:06pm On Jan 27, 2015
mekaboy:
Sentencing a mother of 2 children to death by firing squad to me is not cool.

jailing fella for foriegn currency while allowing 53 suitcases is not cool for me.

supporting and comapring bokoharam terrorists with mend is not cool. turning arround to accuse the president of lacking the will to crush the group u sympathize with is not cool.

The hatred ghananians have for nigerians today was caused by buhari.
Did you ask yourself what she did?
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 1998 Renault Laguna @355k by redcliff(op): 12:09pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: NIGERIANS VOTED JONATHAN BECAUSE OF THE NAME "GOODLUCK" - PASTOR SAM ADEYEMI by redcliff: 10:52am On Jan 27, 2015
I say it before and i say it again, the revolution we need in nigeria is coming from the church! God is uding the churvh now to enlighten us and take us forward to where we need to be as a nation!!!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by redcliff: 10:03am On Jan 27, 2015
Garrithe1st:
How much did Nwobodo stole? ~ Jonadunce

Stealing is not Corruption ~ Jonadunce

"Prinspal", na only you Waka come? ~Sheepopotamus

Vote for Umblerra ~ Sheepopotamus

Ojukwu is Dead but his Manhood lives~Sheepopotamus

cheesy
That is a very correct statement.. check manhood in yoyr dictionary
Politics › Re: Why I Will Vote for GEJ by redcliff: 10:00am On Jan 27, 2015
Aksonman:
I'll vote GEJ because I have very high self-esteem and i do not hold him responsible for my personal problems...unlike Buhari fans.

GEJ is doing a great job. Crude oil prices slumped, Naira has been devalued for months now, yet inflation has not reached the roof unlike what's happening to Russia now.
In Nigeria, the things you bought at N100 when Naira was N160 to $, still cost N100 (or even less) now that it's N200 to $.

Someone is managing our economy very well.
Erm...are you listening to yourself? God have mercy...
Politics › Re: AIT Online Presidential Poll Live GMB currently leading by redcliff:
safarigirl:
what an eediotic reason to vote anyone. So if this 'divine plan' is fulfilled, Osibanjo will use the country's money to dash all RCCG kids free scholarship, abi he'll be paying everyone's tithe abi kini?

I swear down, the way Nigerians reason at times, it's no wonder why we're still here. And I pray that 'divine plan' meets it's waterloo

PS: no be everything you suppose post online. Some observations are best left as personal knowledge, there are Muslims reading on this site as well, consider them before you announce that the followers of Christ are codedly hoping their brother has a life-threatening disease that will ensure Osinbajo becomes President the Jonathan way
My uncle is a wise man.. as stupid as his words are sometimes they do come through.. i started believing him when his advices i saw as stupid came through more than 3 or 4 times.. as stupid as this sounds, watch it, thats the divine plan...
Politics › Re: AIT Online Presidential Poll Live GMB currently leading by redcliff: 9:32am On Jan 27, 2015
spott:
Buhari has been wining since 2014. When has he been wining polls online in 2003, 2007, 2011? Provide evidence. GEJ was wining during 2011 period. Don't you realized that things have changed. Nigerians are wiser now. Goodluck is a bad luck to us. #IHaveDecided #GEJ is a failure/clueless #SaiBuhari
Gbam!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Campaigns In Jos, Plateau State (live Pictures) by redcliff: 9:30am On Jan 27, 2015
Obienesarah:
Na wa oooo, y u lik numbers.
Point numeration.. haha
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Babangida’s Son And Grandchildren [PHOTO] by redcliff:
Dereformer:
There should be a law in Nigeria banning couples from having more than two children.
Lmao! My exact same thoughts...well not really, i was just wondering how 5 children belong to one person when in western countries, three or less is more than enough.. on a second thought, i dont see anything wrong with his because in nigeria there are alot of uncertainties where there is no security of life and property.. imagine having 3 children and due to the non safety of lives, you lose 2.. how would you handle the loss?
Politics › Re: Should INEC Postpone The Election To Allow More People Collect Their PVC? by redcliff: 6:55pm On Jan 26, 2015
Personally, I think the government should give like a 2days holiday (i.e, 2 fridays in 2weeks and run the collection through that same weekend) so that everyone can go and collect their voters registration cards and also make available collection units available during the weekends. Saturday and Sunday all day.. It can be paid for..They have the money.. Atleast part of out missin 20billion would foot that extra bill!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Campaigns In Jos, Plateau State (live Pictures) by redcliff: 6:44pm On Jan 26, 2015
Fawklicant:
Fixed.

You started out well, but the last paragraph just sums up your disposition. You just couldn't mask your intent intelligently. SMHFU.
I knew someone would figure it out.. actually I was not trying to hide anything.. before I submitted my post, I knew someone like you would talk about that last part.. I oushed a huge chunk of blame on the PDP because if you want to win my confidence and trust and you have been in a position which I put you in for a while, what I expect from you is to give me an account of what you have done with that said position and what you still plan on doing in the next 4years.. But no, they turned it to something else trying to take our eyes out of the real picture..besides, if that is what you call fixing, you need to learn more.. go and read the post you fixed and tell me what sense it makes to you..
Music/Radio › Re: Sisqo Releases New Album (the Last Dragon) After 14 Yrs by redcliff: 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2015
This guy was the shi.tt back then... I heard he went to school..i missed him but personally, I wont buy his album...The world has moved on...
Romance › Re: Woman Turns 40, Had No Man...and Decided To Marry Herself. See Her Wedding Pics by redcliff: 6:13pm On Jan 26, 2015
ericessien24:
why she no come Nigeria for men audition? the queue go make her feel younger


Lmao!!!
Education › Re: 50 Things To Do Before You Leave University by redcliff: 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2015
You think you are abroad abi?
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores A Goal For Liverpool On Her Debut by redcliff: 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2015
Mrcapability7:
Congrates babe, why did i dumped you chai had i know... Everyone that's mi EX
MR Capable.. Lol
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores A Goal For Liverpool On Her Debut by redcliff: 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2015
Mrcapability7:
am sori i dnt knw there are lunatics lyke u on NL..Ignored

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