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Lol. Just watched the interview..this is straight up jealousy.. women are the devils in human clothing |
Lmao!!! @what change is in Buhari.. I reserve my comment.. BTW which one should we believe? your story or the gender inconsistencies in it? |
MDMA:And they do it so well you would be so confused as to where you saw the original. Lol |
Ariel20:More like stay confused |
sbaks:As dumb as they come... |
Lol...I know this Girl we went to RUN together. I was 3sets above her or something... I can remember.. |
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/too-much-fuckery.jpg Warning: This post contains language not suitable for corrupt politicians, disinterested Nigerians and children under the age of 18. Too Much Fuckery: A Formal Complaint About Nigeria I’m not a swearing man. I wouldn’t swear on an ordinary day. You could insult me, back-stab me, hurl me down a flight of stairs. You could cut me off in traffic or run away with my change. The most you’d get out of me is a “C’mon, man!” hurled reluctantly after you. I’m not into the whole swearing thing. Not personally, no. But comes a time in a man’s life, when a man has to stop and ask: What the Bleep? https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/too-much-fuckery-with-nkem-owoh-madc.jpg Comes a time, I say, when a man’s mouth will drop open in astonishment at the brazenness, the boldness, the sheer audacity of the fuckliness and out of this man’s mouth the very words will come forth: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/too-much-fuckery-with-sam-loco-madc.jpg Comes one day, a day like any other, when a man will be overwhelmed by the un-believability of it all, and from his heart of hearts, from deep down inside, words will spew; words vitriolic, words acerbic, words precise and straight to the heart of the matter, viz: For Fuc...k’s sake! https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/too-much-fuckery-madc.png To reiterate: I’m not a swearing man. But Fuc...k… This country. It’s almost like we’re out to impress ourselves with the sheer volume of stupidity and incompetence. It’s almost like every country in the world sat down and said: “We have to pool our resources and make a better life for our people.” And Nigeria was nodding vigorously and saying: “Good idea guys, but before we go on to that, we’re gonna spend our time and energy Fuc...king things up, alright?” It’s ridiculous. It’s almost like we’re competing for gold at the Extreme Fuc...kery Olympics. And we’re winning, Nigeria. We’re winning. What then, exactly, is Fuc...kery? The thing about Fuc...kery is, no one needs to tell you what it is. No one needs to hold a sign up to your face telling you your’re being savagely rammed from behind. You’ll know. Oh, you’ll know. 20 Billion Dollars missing? Fuc...kery. Kerosine subsidy scam? Fuc...kery. Kids getting killed in Borno and Yobe? Bleep THAT, I say. Youth dying at ridiculously poorly-organised recruitment exercise they had to pay for without anyone getting investigated or probed or held responsible? Fuc...k outta here! Would have said something about the anti-gay law, butt Fuc...k it, I think you get the idea. All sorts of Fuc...kery, man. This is the land of fucktitude. We’ve mastered it. We’ve taken that shit, pardon my language, and fucking owned it. We all need to chill man. We need to take some time off. I’m not talking about the occasional public holiday. I’m talking a full month. Where everything stops and everyone can sit home and think about their lives. Just thinking, and reasoning things out and talking with each other. We did not read the manual.whatever it is we’re doing right now, in whatever corner of the country, it is abundantly clear we are doing it wrong. We did not read the manual. We need to stop going to offices and malls. We need to switch of the TVs and radios. We need to put off the internet. No blogging. No Facebook. There’s all sort of Fuc...kery there. And twitter? Quit that too. 4 weeks of doing nothing, except thinking and talking. At the end of this time, we need to gather in various places, in groups in the town and villages. Sit down with the Senators and the Governors and the House of Rep members in an open summit. And look each other in the eye and ask ourselves certain questions. Questions like: the Fuc...k is wrong with this country? Questions like: the Fuc...k am I doing being part of the problem? Questions man, penetrating questions like: How totally Fuc...ked do we want our children to be? And after intense soul searching, we need to face the truth of these answers, whatever they are, with brutal honesty. With soberness and sleeves rolled up. And zero tolerance for bullshit. That’s what we need. Because the truth is: things are too Fuc...ked up. It’s our inheritance. From our forefathers who sold each other into slavery, from Lord Lugard who took national Fuc...kery and put a patent on that shi...t, to every corrupt leader we ever had, and everyone who ever Fuc...ked things up so we got to this place. It’s too much. Fuc...kery overload. We have to do something, people. I told you the what. I don’t know the how. But we have to. Because if we don’t, our entire history, our whole operation, our legacy and eulogy, and the sum of all our experiences, will be rightly summed up in one sharp, short, succinct, and poignantly true epithet: Fuc...k. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………. |
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Gadgetmobil:4wheel drive Alloy leather Auto Petrol engine 188k km Auto transmission 2000 model Factory tint I am sure you would like this one no doubt total cost of landing the car to Nigeria all inclusive is chf2200. I cant say how much swiss francs is at the moment because of its fluctuating price.. If you are really serious we could talk about the cost in Naira over the phone after I confirm how much swiss francs cost in Nigeria..
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Gadgetmobil:you did not say if its manual or auto, diesel or petrol? |
williams20:Unfortunately no. You might want to up your price then we can talk about the renault i posted up there for sale. Please quote me so i see your mentions. Otherwise it might take much longer.. |
Amisec:1870 Euros All Inclusive without clearing. Please quote me so i see your mentions. Otherwise it might take much longer.. |
Islie:Fr the treatment of her daughter...if you read it well |
Jaymima:Yes.. come let me help your condition |
Jaymima:You must see an occulist! |
mekaboy:Did you ask yourself what she did? |
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I say it before and i say it again, the revolution we need in nigeria is coming from the church! God is uding the churvh now to enlighten us and take us forward to where we need to be as a nation!!! |
Garrithe1st:That is a very correct statement.. check manhood in yoyr dictionary |
Aksonman:Erm...are you listening to yourself? God have mercy... |
safarigirl:My uncle is a wise man.. as stupid as his words are sometimes they do come through.. i started believing him when his advices i saw as stupid came through more than 3 or 4 times.. as stupid as this sounds, watch it, thats the divine plan... |
spott:Gbam! |
Obienesarah:Point numeration.. haha |
Dereformer:Lmao! My exact same thoughts...well not really, i was just wondering how 5 children belong to one person when in western countries, three or less is more than enough.. on a second thought, i dont see anything wrong with his because in nigeria there are alot of uncertainties where there is no security of life and property.. imagine having 3 children and due to the non safety of lives, you lose 2.. how would you handle the loss? |
Personally, I think the government should give like a 2days holiday (i.e, 2 fridays in 2weeks and run the collection through that same weekend) so that everyone can go and collect their voters registration cards and also make available collection units available during the weekends. Saturday and Sunday all day.. It can be paid for..They have the money.. Atleast part of out missin 20billion would foot that extra bill! |
Fawklicant:I knew someone would figure it out.. actually I was not trying to hide anything.. before I submitted my post, I knew someone like you would talk about that last part.. I oushed a huge chunk of blame on the PDP because if you want to win my confidence and trust and you have been in a position which I put you in for a while, what I expect from you is to give me an account of what you have done with that said position and what you still plan on doing in the next 4years.. But no, they turned it to something else trying to take our eyes out of the real picture..besides, if that is what you call fixing, you need to learn more.. go and read the post you fixed and tell me what sense it makes to you.. |
This guy was the shi.tt back then... I heard he went to school..i missed him but personally, I wont buy his album...The world has moved on... |
You think you are abroad abi? |
Mrcapability7:MR Capable.. Lol |
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