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tosyne2much:
The benefits attached to being a good guy cannot be overemphasized.

I'm a good guy and I will always be anytime any day

Even if bad guys get ladies chasing them at every corner, na d wahala of both the bad guys and the confused ladies wey dey pursue dem

Click like if you think it pays to be a good dude

Smh... you are trying too hard to seek approval..

jingh:
you said limited time !
what will happen if the limited time is 3 month dats 600 thousand but you lose an already prepare but little 120k.
stick with the present

This is the only reasonable comment here... nigerians are too greedy... thats why they lose out on everything!

Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall.



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'...




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy

All these because of sex? Overrated piece of activity

Whatever it was ... it was a giod way of sky rocketing the raked in cash! Good for biznix

They are both dead on arrival.. sai peterside

Kick cluelessness out of Aso rock

Cutesexy1:
how come he is only campaigning in lagos

There is a plan.. he is working according to it...

Adminisher:
This guy is the most energetic politician I have seen in a long time.

I swear.. even if he does not win next year.. i would like to see more of him in Nigeria politics in the future

Firefire:
I hope this short man would take responsibility for the outcome of all his senseless wandering in the near future ?

You must be typing under duress

femicyrus:
You people are the one saying tinubu is always seeking medical treatment abroad. How can a sick man wish another sick man death?
Your source is Aso rock? I thought Gej leaves there now and not GMB. If you people now have a device that can detect health status of nigerian from Aso rock without any physical contact then that is serious. Your Juju will not decide next election

Abi o... the story sef has k leg. Why would aso rock be interested in Buharis health? One thing is certain.. this govt is very afraid of Buhari's candidacy...

Abojupupa:
water of course! It does the job perfectly.

Exactly.. nigerians dont kbow about this

Our nigeria actors dont know how to take care of themselves.. see pot belly everywhere

tempest01:
lol...will this guy have the desired experience to give "change"?

You want change, fine... now you want change and experience yet you dont want buhari.. quick question: how many young people have the experience to change the country?

yuio33:



[size=38pt]i have phd, this olodo people, they give me wahala, me sunu, I am president of federal republic of Nigeria and not emperor of independent country of the kingdom of western Nigeria go speak to your leader

Buhari election will be cancel on the ground Buhari pick Osibanjo from another country as vice president candidate. It is a trade treaty. For doing business. The purpose is for only business. You can see other parties are following the law.

When say the IQ of Yoruba is low. Do you want to blame them
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Beehshorp:
Don't vote a cattle rearer vote wisely


Am out

If a cattle rearer can deliver on good leadership, i would choose him over and over again before i even consider a technocrat of the highest order! Be wise!

hydroking23:
I don't really feel bad for the President. The amount of support he received from Nigerians in 2011 was unparalleled. He squandered an opportunity to really move this country forward.

Well said.. It could not have been done better!

I was not bought and i support buhari

mcino:
This is Pastor Osibanjo, Buhari's running mate. He pastors one of the RCCG located at Banana Island or so. He hardly preach the gospel to road side Boli sellers or commoners as you can see him doing in this picture. This is called hypocrisy. Politics can take him to the streets while Jesus can't. This is one of the reasons why the judgement of God will begin right from Church. We have so many hypocrites calling themselves pastors just to deceive the world.
Assuming this is Governor Fayose, they will say he's a thug. So, why will a true Pastor Osinbajo copy a thug? Your answer is as good as mine.
‪#‎RejectAPC‬..

COPIED

Your mumu is not of this world...damn

Who is this psquare mikel, ras kimono wanna be again? Una no tell am say russian gyals no get love?

salt1:
And is thiS a better option? Hear what they think


''When I say that the Presidency must come to the north next year I am referring to the Hausa-Fulani core north and not any northern christian or muslim minority tribe.

The Christians in the north such as the Berom, the Tiv, the Kataf, the Jaba, the Zuru, the Sayyawa, the Bachama, the Jukun, the Idoma and all the others are nothing and the muslim minorities in the north, including the Kanuri, the Nupe, the Igbira, the Babur, the Shuwa Arabs, the Marghur and all the others know that when we are talking about leadership in the north and in Nigeria, Allah has given it to us, the Hausa-Fulani.

They can grumble, moan and groan as much as they want but each time they go into their bedrooms to meet their wives and each time they get on their prayer mats to begin their prayers, it is we the Fulani that they think of, that they fear, that they bow to and that they pray for.

Some of them are even ready to give us their wives and daughters for one nights sport and pleasure. They owe us everything. This is because we gave them Islam through the great Jihad waged by Sheik Usman Dan Fodio.

We also captured Ilorin, killed their local King and installed our Fulani Emir. We took that ancient town away from the barbarian yoruba and their filthy pagan gods. We liberated all these places and all these people by imposing islam on them by force.

It was either the Koran or the sword and most of them chose the Koran. In return for the good works of our forefathers Allah, through the British, gave us Nigeria to rule and to do with as we please. Since 1960 we have been doing that and we intend to continue.

No Goodluck or anyone else will stop us from taking back our power next year. We will kill, maim, destroy and turn this country into Africa's biggest war zone and refugee camp if they try it.

Many say we are behind Boko Haram. My answer is what do you expect? We do not have economic power or intellectual power. All we have is political power and they want to take even that from us.

We must fight and we will fight back in order to keep it. They have brought in the infidels from America and the pigs from Israel to help them but they will fail. The war has just begun, the Mujahadeen are more than ready and by Allah we shall win.

If they don't want an ISIS in Nigeria then they must give us back the Presidency and our political power. Their soldiers are killing our warriors and our people every day but mark this: even if it takes one hundred years we will have our revenge.

Every Fulani man that they kill is a debt that will be repaid even if it takes 100 years. The Fulani have very long memories.''- ALIYU GWARZO

Well theres only one solution.. nigeria should go back to what it was before 1914!

Donbrig:
Every bitter food is sweet to an hungry soul, says the Bible. These trains are outdated, we can do better than this. I think Nigerians wont be rejoicing if they knew the over inflated budget used in rehabilitating these trains. Nigerians should demand the total cost the govt used in rehabilitating these outdated trains. We might get the shock of our lives.

Thats the exact same message imtrying to pass across to some folks here who just talk from the basic peripheric understanding they have

gunuvi:
Whoever is saying GEJ did not perform will soon be visited with the wrath of God.
Let us compare GEJ with other previous thieves that ruled this country before him especially Obasanjo and you will see that it is envy that is affecting GEJ critics.
Ride on boss! GEJ till 2019

I do not blame you Nigerians..its because you have suffered so much that any singular act of kindness from your masters is seen as a world wonder. Jonathan fixes a few rail system in the country and everubody sings halelluyah and forget the highlevel of corruption, looting and siphoning of funds been done by a single man and his cohorts..although i like this development however, i do not support jonathan because he is a thief. Quote me anytime.. Mr Goodluck Jonathan is a thief.. he is busy milking you dry while giving you peanuts. Is that the definition of a leader to Nigerians? I would not be suprised if he is relected in 2015 all these rail projects would fall apart

Sapphire86:
Retard alert!

You should redirect that comment to the men in your life..dolt!

docsholz:
judging by what I see every night at Allen I'd say Igbo girls are whores, though expensive I'll admit, hurtful truth don't you think

Lol.. they can be prostitutes as you call them but two things they are not.. cheap and baby mamas which the airforce1 insinuated in his inital post on this thread about yoruba women..

holatin:
use her for ritual or try and get down with his her sister

Lol..the most wicked and the best answer to the thread..

kennygee:
Oga. Read your comment again and tell me if this is the tribalistic world you hope to create for your kids.

The Okoyes, didn't they have baby mamas before marrying them, Flavour, Patoranking, Timaya etc.

Just cause he hasn't married this one doesn't mean he wont.

Who are you to judge?

No be your fault sha, if ladies obeyed the bible and said NO to premarital sex, you no go come here dey run your mouth anyhow.

You dont have to be bitter.. he is right! Except he did not need to cheapen them to the agege bread level

Sapphire86:
For once I'm disappointed in you!

But he is definitely right! You made this comment because you are probably yoruba and you are pained hearing this hurtful truth!

toluleke:
BABY MAMA is now a chieftiancy title..here in newyork we don't knw what babymama means

Its america that invented d word.. wat part of ny do you say you are really?

StevinMorgan:
Lovely photo but that dress of the boo is too short, can't she respect the fact that shes a mother and a wife? Be decent for once.

Well 9ice is not complaining so why should i?.. Let me mind my business

The bolded itself is just sickening and absurd...is that the first thing you saw in the photograph? I did not even notice it until you talked... perverted being