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Word of advice to sambo

"Its better to close your mouth and be a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it"

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Wizkid come be like oboté

chelseabmw:
hope u aint referring to me?

That would still be you he's referring to. Although he did not politely drive his point.. 150 is change but when a girl sees it as mandatory for you to pay her tfare all the time then i would have a problem with that...

pureguide:
Oga my own is not finished yet! And please who are you to conclude myself. For me? Are you God or his mouth piece?
Yea nollywoord movies and so? What's wrong with it? Are you better than those that sees the moviev or even anyway half better than those that acts it? Iv seen the high rate of your intellectual capacity! By telling someone that his own has finished!

Im not your problem.... dont pour out your anger on me.. pour it on your excitement to stay glued to things that do not add value to your life.. you should be in the market right now improvising the ingredients to cook another pot of food rather than spending it here with me!

MuguliciousMUGU:
Next time you have to face your food, leave naija films alone, they can make you confused.

Just imagine if your were watching "Skelewu babes", the whole house would have gotten burnt up by now

Nollywood confusing people since 1914, even lord lugard knows about it.

The guy needs total deliverance sef.. intelligent people dont watch nigeria movies because it reduces you intellectual capacity...then come to think of a MAN now being carried away by nollywood movies.. his own is finished.. he should go and buy ijebu garri nd soak ..

rhames:
“Lagos has for years been yearning for change from the burden of excessive taxation and squandering, you all know about. Today, people are leaving Lagos. The huge resources accruing to the state are used to the detriment of the good people of Lagos State. We are poised more than ever before to rescue Lagosians from the bondage and sufferings of taking back with the left hand and then, taking it away by the right hand.

[b][/b]From what you are saying Mr VP that nothing good has happened in Lagos since President Jona took over. I can infer that PDP will use force if possible to take Lagos away from the opposition. Are you also saying that a state government with enormous responsibilities like Lagos should not introduce or impose taxes on its indigenes and businesses to finance projects when necessary. Was the FG not aware that Lagos state Government took over the border roads with the consent of the FG and now the Vp is making noise that Lagos state has arm twisted it and collected all the FG revenue generating projects in Lagos. ? Haba VP have a rethink on your statement.

I cant believe a no 2 man can come out and say these things.. it just goes to confirm the saying that " its better to close your mouth and be a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it"

RockMaxi:
When you force an introvert to talk, he will not know where to start and when to stop...

Lmao....i thought i was the only one that tried to make sense of the nonsense the man said up there...lagos is a city and an expensive city at that.. residents are supposed to be highly taxed.. theres no major city in the world where residents are not higjly taxed.. if you cant keep up you leave.. its another way of depopulating the city.. there are over 35 other states but everyone wants to be in lagos state...senseless i must say

ugochuks95:
Hi Nairalanders, I noticed that anytime I wake up in d morning I am soaked with sperm in my boxers. It's been on for a month now. I'm so confused now I don't know the cause and the solution to this problem.

Nocturnal emission

Available

Classyzi:
Nope

Ok.

Classyzi:
The drinking of water part is so so true.........i do that a lot and it works for me.

You went to RUN?

ibelab80:
@Redcliff .Geht's du nicht nach dein Heimat? Es ist weihnachten Zeit.!!!

nein, ich habe keine ferien..

Thats my friend, deji mandilon!!!!

only one thing in my head in the second picture... ;Dm Good S*X position.

available still

expert1000:
Yes ,Buhari is d poorest eva aspiring democratic president.Hw can he b Rich,wen he noz notin abt economics and management.Semi illiterate who jst has his 1st selfie 2day,Joined twitter day b4 ystday,Held an I pad ystday.North jst want power by all means daz y the are supportin d old man full of revenge and resentment.Buhari plotin hw 2use Boko haram(his boys) 2cause anoda post election violence com feb. 2015 buh guess wot...... WE ArE FuLLY PREPAREd 4HIm !

How so?

As a president, if you live on your Salary alone, I do not think you would be rich even after leaving power..

naijaboiy:
Why are you using Large fonts to highlight your points

Hes trying to drive his point home with them... :d

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Angebot bitte. :d

freshness2020:
Shut τ̲̅ђe bleep up!
Tell tinubu and his cohorts to starts parking out of Alausa! Jimi is coming to stay!

Lmao.. joke of the century

temitemi1:
Shame on apc!! Tinubu go don dey pee for him trouser now ... Oya lagos give me jimi agbaje n Nigeria givin us GEJ. GEJ till 2019!!

Lol.. its not a saying its a fact.. for lagos state, Apc has it..pdp has been dead here since the days of AD

Voice234:
And you claim to have the interest of Nigerians at hand Oga Jona, if you hv such wealthy friends why can't u get them to contribute to a particular cause that can add value to the lives of the masses you claim to love

Abi o

mikeansy:
https://r3.whistleout.com.au/public/images/articles/2014/07/toddler-ipad.jpg

can we vote him for senate too? he has a tablet toooo!!!!!

Its better to close you mouth and be a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it

Flets:
True.

By 2015, it will be 42 years Buhari started active service and never found it important to get a formal education yet he wants to rule a progessively educated Nigeria.

The reason is simple......Boko is haram (Education is forbidden).

For anybody still in doubt if Buhari has ties with Bokoharam. There lies your answer.... their policies are totally aligned.

You folks can be so daft and that is why you hold in esteem alot paper degrees rather than intellectual pedigree.. you do not have to go to the univrsity to be learned. In switzerland, there is something called apprenticeship where you are trained on the job to be an expert and you are certified to be educated (in your own field).. afterall, everyone cannot know every field.. now my question to you is that your Ph.D holder in Aso rock what has he done ever for us to be proud we have a docor as president? Bunch of dolts!