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Never mind. . . . . .No effectx.
I have been holding 2 cans of aerosol spray since i got on this thread.
With Redhotchic, her farts are uncontrollable so the situation is under control

What can your aerosol do to a 1000M³ volume of fart emitting consistently from my azz like quantum packets? make sure than aerosol is not a pesticide abeg before you poison people. Do you also use it as a deodorant?

[quote]Lets leave that for anutha day!!!
Meanwhile. . . .CLASS is when u keep your malodorous, noisy and croaky farts away from this forum. Grin Grin Grin

Anuofia is: Bush Pig

[/quote]Roflmao; Funmi releases a loud fart on his face.

Yeah true that!
because he doesnt look like your rabbis-infested German shepherd that you shag daily!

Emphasis on the word "UP TO". Damn, I'd rather shag a cockroach.

That is even if Hannibal is looking at u. . . . . To me, u are like a trash bag waiting to be picked on the kerb!!!
I don't climb frigid cheapskates like u so stick to your cow-milking patrons!!!!
Besides, i like em young n fresh not a mother of 4 feigning to be a teenager.

Define classy abegoooooooo?

Anuofia!!!!

Na you sabi wetin this one mean.

hehehehe why you dey try exclude yourself like this na?

Even if Hannibal is richer than Dangote, he's still not "up to" the class of man I'll allow to climb me.

The babes i date?? Classy chics.
Not cow-milking matrons like you. . . . . .Only God knows how your palms would feel on a man's body. . . .
They would make sand-paper feel like flu

Classy? Please? In the country of the blind, one eyed man is the king. Who knows what you call classy?

Cos i am not a villager like u. Who doesn't know KY??
Fess up. . . . . . .u are 35!!!!
Thats what u told me on Allen Ave. the other night!!!!

YOu still operate around Allen looking for prostitutes on sale, why can't you spend your ill gotten money for once on something more classy?

See me see trouble oo. . . . .

Is the faceguard for roleplay or sexual fantasy abi wetin?

To guard your dental formula against the sudden heavy punch that'll follow that question.

No wahala. . ,[size=14pt] before i try pipe chick next time.

I will ask her, 'Are you 35 and above?'[/size]

Make sure you wear a face guard before throwing that question.

Are u doubting that. . . . . . . .If u believe Funmi stays even 15 mins before orgasm then Osama is innocent.
What about her natural lubricant that would dry up within 8 mins. . . . . .Can she control that??
KY jelly comes to mind. . . . . .That means u have to withdraw, splash it on and continue for anutha 8 minutes.
Whats the joy in that??
Besides, by the time u are through, your willy would look like something that came out of a dog fight with bruises and cramps.

How come you knew about KY Jelly if you don't carry one around? Gawd, is being 35 a disease? Meanwhile Funmi is younger than that.

If the girl can come in 10 mins. . . .

Why the hell would she want to go for 50 mins. . . . .

Abegiall these 1hr, 2 hrs marathons na rumor

even the girl sef go tire.

Women reach their sexual peak at 35. Don't be caught pants down with a 35 and above woman unless you want to hurt your ego because her orgasm aint happening in 10 minutes.

Oniranu!!!!
This is the kind of topics she knows like the back of her leprotic hands.
35 mins minimum in your own case?? No wonder most of your boy/fs leave after 2 weeks.
Who needs a frigid robot in bed. . . . .Ya type reads Ebony magazines when a man is sweating it out on u

Roflmao; You see why I said you are not "up to"? You see?

Don't be fooled by all those Indecency flicks. . . . .the guys are juiced up on Burutanchi


But goodness me. . . .I hope the 50 mins includes the pre-intimacy part.

Thinking about inserting and exerting for 50 mins will bloody make me lose my hard on

You don't want your woman to achieve orgasm? Uncircumcised females achieve orgasm faster than circumcised ones. So next time you meet a chic, your first line should be : "Hey babe, are you circumcised or not"?

The man has two choices. . . .

Stay stiff and come quickly

Go flaccid and last longer

What use will a flaccid peewee be to the woman? As long as we are concerned, a man only rules in bed when he stays stiff for a considerable amount of time(35 mins minimum in my own case),

ashewo is not about come right?
after a typical niaja man don chop heavy food finish, am sure that 25 x2 with the ashi na small thing.

pity them with that trade

Typical lie. The 25 x 2 means 25 clients x 2 minutes each. Naija men are the worst sex partners because they are selfish in bed. You wonder why some Naija women do not know that a woman can reach orgasm because they married the likes of Eldee that pants at the 2nd minute.

Why are u denying your honourable profession??

At least you added "honor" to it. What's the difference between the prostitute and her client?

redhot you don begin fear me O
how you take know all these details

Welcome to the world of hannibal

[size=14pt]Ashawo no be work unless you are servicing Eliott Spintzer[/size]

Oya multiply that by about 25.
Is it easy?

25 x 2mins = 50 mins ant not even up to an hr.

You need to change your boyfriend , asap

why?

My brother than kain thing.
How can someone choose such a[b] strenous[/b] profession and do it on credit
do the "chemists" sell them condoms and panadols on credit too?

Strenous? whats strenuous about raising your legs and keeping them steady at a 45 degree angle for about 2 mins?

WWWWooooWWWWW. . . . thats sad and I bet their kids are at home hungry

Yep, policemen marry anyhow in any city they work for sometime. Soldiers and policemen are the highest clients a prostitute can get in Nigeria.

Mehn. . . . .the system of toto credit.

Do you blame them? If the banks can't finance prostituion with interest, why won't the prostitutes establish their own credit system and bail bonds man. There's no telling on how much interest they'll be charging per sex on credit especially when the men involved are always drunk during the act.

Naija credit is useless.
Isn't how my precious aunty lost her fine buka in Ojota.
All these Igbo traders were eating on credit and owed this woman lots of money until she hadt o fold her business.
I wonder why ashewo people will agree toi such an arrangement.

Because after pay day and they refuse to pay, no more pleasures on credit again. These men cannot live without prostitutes.

@ RedHotChic,

Stop talking!!!
You don't buy when there's no money in your account. . . .simple as.
One of the many reasons women overspend is their greed and lack of self control.
When i don't have cash. . . . ma eyes are closed.

Ehen, even to shack stout and isiewu?

ROFL.
Even the roadside pure water hawkers in London, do they take CC

Actually I heard that police men and some soldiers in the northern part of Nigeria sleep with prostitutes on credit pending their pay day. The prostitutes keep a ledger and add up their bills per pleasure,

Wonders can never end in Nigeria.

Village Ijesha trader. . . . . .
There are debit cards.

How cab you use debit cards when you have no money in the acct? Overdraft?

They've been running old ones for a while so I switched to CSI maimi. Horatio is lovely.

Why would u take CASH out of a credit card??
Just swipe the damn thang and move on. . . . . . .
Anyways, i don't blame Americans. . . . .they love the BLACK MARKET where cash rules. . . .

All i am saying is both of em(CCs and Bank Loans) are not worth the stress. . . . .It's standing between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Do you swipe credit card in brothels? I mean, all those ashawo you dey carry, do you pay them with credit cards?

Same here. . . my mom wont even buy a car unless she has the full amount in cash

She probably didn't finish paying her school loans and they spoilt her credit. Some married couples do it on purpose anyway(that is if you are sure your partner wont bail on you one day). They spoil the husbands credit and leave the wife's or vice versa so that they can move along with one signature and still save some money.

ROFL.
The pager may go off mid-systole and without warning she pulls out the mandingo and jumps into the shower.
This place can be tough

In Nigeria, when doctors close from work, they've closed but in America, they go home but stay beside their pagers. Imagine when you land yourself a trifling doctor as a husband?

Seriously though for doctors that are in debt I don't get it. You' think the FIRST thing they'd do when they start making decent money is pay off their obnoxious student loans

Sometimes you wonder whether it's even worth it to go to medical school in America if money is your main aim of becoming the doctor. Any man in America married to a doctor should be ready to baby sit as many nights as possible because your wife will be on call even during sex.

But jokes apart I know we are all talking about saving money but a man that takes a woman out on a date and whips out a 2 for 1 coupon, the woman ought to pick race.
That is a don't!
That is the lowest a man can go.
It's worse than him picking his nose in public and eating the crumbs.
Tufiakwa!

Now you are looking for Hannibal's wahala. Dude packs coupons in his wallet before going for dinner