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naija chicks, doing what they do best - turning multimillionaires into millionaires. millionaires into regular guys and regular guys into paupers

you can see why behind every theiving politicain there is a woman

Nobody made you a pauper joo, just stop drinking ogogoro.

Behind every succesful Naija man, there must be a woman doing the maths on how to make more money.

I don't understand this your relationship. Guys only complain when you use THEIR money foolishly. As long as it's your money there are no complaints.

Notice you said lover and not husband.

I used lover to cover boyfriend, live in partner, fiance or husband.

I laugh when people talk about men being stingy - havent u heard of girls who spend lavishly on their men?

There are lots of women that do that nowadays, Are you looking for one?

@redhotchic your own self too much, im sure husband or your man is on his way back to his village.

Lol; To do what? I didn't send him packing na.

why are you relying on a man for cosmetic, clothes etc in the first?

Should we wait for them to buy our sanitary pads as well?

No; He complains when you buy expensive ones with your money and b/c both of you are working together as couples, your expenditure indirectly affects his savings too.

@topic

no space for poor asssed niggas on my bed

Lol, CH3C00 and hannibal, you've been warned. Stay off her bed.

As long as its a naija woman, she wont even tell how much i take home from work.

You cannot hide money brother unless stinginess is engraved in your DNA. either way, we women know how to get the secret outta you. Remeber i see your coworkers and their lifestyles, I can make an accurate guess from that.

@post
I'll take a man that knows how to save anytime anyday

What if he's obsessed with saving and doing it at your own expense. Because of his stinginess, you are subjected to using cheaper cosmetics, clothing and no parties or what not.

that's where your bitterness stems from. your husband must be a farmer.

Farmers get money for America na,

[size=14pt]funmi if its possible to kick off all them stingy and poor assed men i would have ,they aint useful to the society and d world at large[/size]

Roflmao; Don't let Pataki and Dylan meet you here.

@RedHot.

The guy u described buying 600 dollars phone is just plain stupid

who send am message!

Is that too much to do for the woman you love especially when both of them are working? Afterall, some guys buy $5M diamonds for their woman.

all d men complaining ,r d stingy and poor ones Cool

broke ass guys don reign pass

Roflmao

Then go make your own money and quit being a ho.

Haba, chemical take it easy this morning na, abi your wife send you packing?

banks in Naija use machines to count money but because of the value of our money and denominations, it becomes a big job to count over N10m. They still hire contract staff that count those money with the machines, haba. It's different in America because we operate a plastic economy here. You cannot see people carrying around over $2k @ a time. the only exception may be departmental stores and casinos that count theirs through a security company and lodge them in banks. Even the casinos still hire people that count money for them in America using the same machines.

Coins are used in every major economy in the west and it somehow slows down inflation. It is only in Nigeria where the people affected by 'big man syndrome' cannot carry coins else they be labelled poor. Rather than increase goods in multiples of 5 or 10. It can be done in 1's or 2's.

Pure water for example, may have jumped to 7 naira rather than 10. The effect of the 3 naira would be seen in a bulk purchase. These apparent loose change when added up in an entire year can save Nigerians thousands of naira.

Good point.

the guy's only tryin to b economical n u say he's stingy. when a guy's a spend thrift u say he's showin off. u women should go and play with sand jor.

What's the difference between being stingy and being economical? How do we know the difference?

The impossibilities are endless!

Roflmao;

Here's a complaint from a guy about his girlfriend:

Hello, my name is mark and I earn about $50K as an engineer while my fiancee earns about $120k/PA in a DC law firm. But, she rarely spends a penny on me. I pay for all our dates, buy her expensive jewelry during vals, birthdays etc but on my birthday, she gave me a card for a present, I overlooked that and she bought another big card that sings jingle bell as Christmas present for me when i bought her a $600 nokia cell phone. Can her action be justified because she's the woman?

walk out,can't stand a stingy man

Remember he's saving for both of you and your children. Do you have a problem with that? What if a man thinks you are cheap, will he be justified to dump you?

Scene 1:

Funmi: Hey sweetheart, I really think you should change this 1998 jetta for something better, may be a 2007 quatrro.

Hannibal: ohh no, I'm good. I prefer to put my money in stocks and bonds to wasting it on trivial things like car besides, this car still runs good .

Funmi: But your professional colleagues roll in something better and more classy besides it's important for business.

Hannibal: Don't worry; I believe in saving and investing my money.

OR

Scene II

Hannibal: Where do you want to go eat?

Funmi: Oyster parlour

Hannibal: haba, do you want me to sell my balls for a plate of food? what happened to mcdonalds or Popeyes?

Funmi: Forget it, can we go shopping now?

Hannibal: Can't we find another form of recreation besides shopping? Sweetheart, let's save and save and save in case of tomorrow.

Scene III(Cheap women)

Hannibal: sweetheart I think we need to go on vacation, maybe somewhere in thailand.

funmi: Nooo honey, I really want us to buy as many units as possible in the dangote flour shares besides, why can't we travel to ogbomosho or calabar for vacation instead of wasting our money travelling to thailand?

hannibal: If you say so, what about buying you a car.

Funmi: naaaa, am good. Our office bus comes often besides I can carpool with my coworkers. Buying another car now will entail higher insurance, more gas allowance, parking fees etc. Lets save honey.

What do you do when you find yourself romancing a cheap lover?

assuming the guy is doing well for himself but his watchword is save save save. He takes you to cheap restraunts, only buys stuff on sale or with coupons and extremely stingy/thrifty but generally he's a great guy. Will his economic conservatism disable his being a great guy and be a plausible reason to dump him? Remember that cheap guys don't ever change even when they come into $12B fortune. You may be dealing with his cheap mentality for the rest of your life. What will you do as a lady?

The major difference is the price of their toys.

Hi all. Now that we have known some of the most annoying pick up lines, ladies may we know the best pick up lines? Shocked Grin. [b]I mean the ones that will knock you dead anyday like a punch from Tyson.[/b]

Hi, i'm the dumbest creature created by God, can i leave you alone now?

It was only Guardian that reported it
That's after bribing the poverty stricken wives with mirrors u know, trade by barter

The OPC wanted to save the Oba's face so they only trashed him and looted the palace before burning it
They didn't call the Press, Funmi is ignorant na, she won't know

On a more serious not, you guys can thrash talk Funmi but don't thrash talk my royal family because you and I know too well that what Hannibal said is a big lie. The problem is that somebody may see it now and think it's true. [b]There are no gays/lesbians from Osun and I can swear to that on my ancestors grave because we are spiritual people and things like that desecrates our land. [/b]You can go to Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo or Ogun if you want a thing like that but not in Osun, I swear and swear again on my grand fathers grave. Case closed.

but anyway i talked my sister into dumping him, which she did and has now found someone better, but her ex keeps calling her

Can your sister also talk you into dumping your bobo? What about your brother/s? Will you talk him into dumping a girlfriend that is sucking him dry like a leech both sexually and materially?

When you have a rabbit-shagger as the king of your village. . . . . . Tongue Tongue
I am not at all surprised you are spewing so much krauts via your 21LBS bullet-proof looking lips! Tongue Tongue
Egbe!!!!. . . . . SHEPE Seller!!!

Ashawo! na your rabbit i go soon shag.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 Printer Friendly Version

Alleged N1bn loot: Ibadan elders, Afenifere, Ajimobi ask Alao-Akala to resign

By Akin Oyedele, Ibadan


The Oyo State governorship candidate of the All Nigeria Peoples Party, Senator Abiola Ajimobi, has advised the Governor, Chief Adebayo Alao-Akala, to “toe the path of honour” by resigning from office.



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He gave the advice in a telephone interview with our correspondent on Monday in his reaction to the allegation by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission that the governor allegedly mishandled N1bn in 2006.

The Secretary-General of the pan-Yoruba socio-cultural organisation, Afenifere, Mr. Yinka Odumakin, gave a similar advice in a separate telephone interview with our correspondent on the same issue.

Also, the Chairman of the Ibadan Elders Forum, Ambassador Olu Saanu, said that the revelation was a confirmation that the country’s politicians were treasury looters.

The allegation by the EFCC was contained in its interim report on the financial activities of Alao-Akala when he acted as the governor in 2006 as exclusively reported by The Punch on Monday.

The report reads, “It is clear that Alao-Akala abused his office to enrich himself contrary to his oath of office. He has acted contrary to the provisions of the constitution and betrayed public trust.

“It is pertinent that he has a case to answer.”

The governor was alleged to have inflated contracts for supply of textbooks to the tune of about N1bn.

Ajimobi said that he had been vindicated over his position that the top echelon of the state government was made up of people with “bad records.”

The ANPP governorship candidate said that the latest revelation had pointed to the fact that the Peoples Democratic Party foisted rogues on the country.

He said that the mind-bogging disclosures from the different probe panels and anti-graft agencies on the financial recklessness of past and serving governors had necessitated the removal of the immunity clause from the constitution.

Meanwhile, Alao-Akala has described the allegation absolute false.

Alao-Akala, in a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Abraham Ojo, on Monday, however said he had instructed his lawyers to file necessary legal actions against the affected media outfit.
http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/15/416.html

Tell us the reason the palace got torched some several years back.
I have the dossier with me and if i see any spurious report, i shall hang u for the vultures to feed on your nether region.

It's only you that's heard this rumor and it's not true else post the link to the story. What did my royalty do to you? Ilesha people savoured your father's integrity because he couldn't get a woman to love him by giving out your mom to him, isn't that enough to be grateful to my people?

Only Ijesha men are that inclined.
Did Guardian Nigeria not report your Oba humping one of the palace guards??
Was that not the reason your village palace was burnt down several years ago??
Don't make me spill the beans so shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay~Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.

You claimed that he redeemed you and I asked you:
Now if truly he came to die for your sins, why didnt he come immediately Adam and Eve committed the sin but had to wait thousand of years after prophets were sent to preach the oneness of God but you couldnt attempt that.

God knows best. His ways are different from the ways of man and wht you are doing just now is human reasoning besides, what makes you think that mankind will appreciate what Jesus did for them if He(Jesus) came immediately after Adam and Eve? Again, God did destroy the world with flood and spared only Noah and his household.

John 3:16 which says " For God so love the world that He sent His only begotten son to die for our sins"

Haba, shou Shocked. Must you bend the scripture to satisfy yourself? Mind you, I have been reading the bible before you could ever think of that.

The verse says: For God so love the world that He gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him would not perish but have everlasting life.

Pele, that was a merger with Rom 5: 8 which says:
"But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

Isaiah 49:6
"It is too small a thing for you to be my servant to restore the tribes of Jacob and bring back those of Israel I have kept. I will also make you a light for the Gentiles, that you may bring my salvation to the ends of the earth."

Nowhere that shows that he died for your sin.

Didn't you ask for anywhere in the old testament where Jesus was mentioned or prophesied?

Isaiah 7:14, “Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.”


Hope you know that this was not for Jesus and please was he called[b] Emmanuel or Jesus[/b]?

That shows how much you know the bible. Jesus is also known as Emmanuel.
Matt 1:23: "Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel"

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Micah 5:2, “But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah, though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel, whose origins are from of old, from ancient times."

Sister, hope you know that you are dealing with someone that knows the bible. The verse was not for Jesus, no mention of his dying and redeeming you and he was never a ruler of Israel. Rememer he was asked if he was a king and he said that his kingdom is not of this world.

Your problem is that you lack the holy spirit to aid your understanding. You clearly mix up literal and figrative meanings together.

Do you read bible for understanding at all? Now look at my highlighted words and ponder on them. The highlighted words called for questioning. Did God smite him?

Ask the holy spirit to possess you andclear your understanding of the scriptures.






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Jesus Christ is theONLY way to God
"I am the way the truth and the life; NO MAN cometh unto the Father(allah,jehovah,oluwa,chinneke etc) BUT BY ME."
-- Jesus Christ, John 14:6

Still no mention of his dying for you or redeeming you. He was the light, way and truth during his time and immediately he left, another person took over. All prophets have been light, guidance and truth for their community. They have been acting as channels to reaching God so his case was no exception sister. He also said that no man can come to Him except father draws him.

Jesus' case was an exception because he's God himself. Tell me, did mohammad also ascend into heaven like Jesus did without dying?

Question:

1) What is the major difference between the Shi'a and Sunni muslims?

2) What is the meaning of observing the five pillars in islam?

3) Are you guys trying to avoid the jihad question? I am yet to be replied on the exact meaning of jihad and why some moslems misinterpret it?
Nobody is avoiding your questions and most of your questions have been answered in different threads. I want us to finish what we are duiscussing first before going into the simple questions below.

Answer these questions joo and let me know when you want to rededicate your life to Christ.

You are such a wrinkled Arrow.

You are so busted, Thank God for HR.Hotness.

I think your name should be [size=14pt]GAYNNIBAL[/size].