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And u know this because.

HE's SO GAY!!!!!!!!

Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.

Lmao; you no go fall in Jesus name. You go rise higher than dangoteooo and improve nairaland in jesus name.

@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist. Tongue E be like say poverty dey worry you. . .or them fire you troway from bank?

Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?

Seriously, American Bankers are rogues and ruthless!!!!

She's obviously not dealt first hand with them.

Yes ooLook at them.

No wonder Bankers just dey chop girls throway for Naija, when Babes just dey romanticise them

Shior

Dem dey chop local girls wey no get job now. I find bankers distasteful especially now I can hire them and pay them double whatever their damn bank job is paying them.

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez Grin A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank. Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

You are prolly yet to set foot in American banking system. Don't mess with those dudes unless you are ready to read the 10 page tiny scribbled contracts they offer you before you get their credit card or escrow.

Don't come back here in 10 days time begging NLers for advise why u can't nail a husband.!!!

I don't need to nail a husband, i can always buy them with money if i wish, Sly will gladly marry me if i place him on $60k/PA

You are very right with your write-up. Are you dating a banker by the way? You seem to know their ways very well

OYB is my love. Are you trying to get his information so you can go and murder him? I still will not date you even if he's dead so, lay off that mafia tactics.

[size=16pt]Now who is OYB when Pataki owns a yacht in Monaco.[/size]
You better put your mouth where the money is and stop traveling in Molues!!!!

Funmi is not for sale, he can stick his yatch down his nyash. darling OYB will buy me one whenever he gets his retirement benefits from work.

@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

Air is safer than road trips especially in Nigeria

-Banker are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

Not the ones in the US. They empathize with you only when you are not owing the financial institution. Bankers are crooked dishonest people in disguise. They offer you a business proposal and hide the fees underneath.

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Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

It's mostly the business men that transform into politicians. Nobody starts a career in politics from the get go unless you have a serious godfather besides no income is steady like that. A politician can lose his source of income if EFCC come after his neck.

Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.

No, it's the other way round. Pataki digs me but i only dig OYB. Who digs a short man abeg?

Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH? Grin Cheesy Grin

[b]pataki sings for Funm[/b]i:

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

@ Topic,

Truck drivers like Funmi are least romantic.

So you are after my nyash for my money and not love abi?

You mean banks don't use machines to count money?? LMAO!!!

Not always. They contract some banker wannabes to help them count the money for a fee.

Ori e ti daru gan ni!
Ask me one more time!

Roflmao; Do you masturbate before your dog or before your laptop(porn in session)?.

@topic

Most :
1. Pilots (they could crash anytime so they take each day like its their last Grin )
2. Doctors (romantic by compulsion.by the time he gets called to treat a dying man in the middle of boinking his wife,he has no choice but to be romantic)
3.Top oil boiz (too much money)

What about trailer and luxurious bus drivers? are they not prone to crashing anytime?

Middle :
1. Bankers
2. Politicians (too greedy to be properly romantic tho)

bankers are low profile abeg and cannot be in the same league with politicians even if na councellor sef.

2.Traders (time na money o )
3. Lecturers (no need to expantiate there Grin )

businessmen and politicians no be the same thing? lecturers are cooloo.

@ Hannibal,

Of all babes on nairaland, it is Funmi you can deem fit for me?

Don't mind him, he's raising the bar for you. if I were you, i rather stay put with those orishirishi women from ebutte metta than give yourself a sleepless night because you want to belong. Dating Funmi is hard work joo because this chic here is redhot, sophisticated, alluring and totally grandeur.

Shut up Ode!! Tongue
Trust me. . . . .Your German Shepherd would refuse you!!!! Embarrassed
Don't you know that Dogs got taste too? . . . . . . You'd be better off dating a Japanese Porcupine!

Roflmao, so Dogs can refuse people? Are you talking from experience?

Liar!!!!

You think we don't know u have wet dreams for Pataki?? Tongue Grin
Hotfunmi, take whatz yours before someone else does.

Whatever!!! Just because Pataki masturbates with my image in her head doesn't mean I do the same. I don't even need his money b/c i'm cormfortable. Had it been he's at least 5ft 7" and built like ozwald boateng, I may give him a try.

If Funmi marries Pataki, the picture below is how the couple will look like:

https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/international/entertainment/naomi-campbell7.jpg

You better marry Pataki . . . . . . .He is your last and ONLY hope!!
Miss him, miss out.
Although, u can marry your German Shepherd or ya tommy-cat.

Tufiaka! I'd rather marry my German shepherd. Do tell him to stop stalking me that he's not "Up to".

On a two month stay, I really was not going to chance it. I bought crates of water to drink anyway, so it wasn't as burdensome. I really don't want to find myself sick in Nigeria, besides I had just lost an aunt a few weeks earlier due to her being given substandard drugs.

Nigerian tap water is even better and healthier than that hard water that runs from London taps. What are you talking about?

[quote]If Nigerians had any pride, they would have questioned Rhianna about her stupid utterances the last time she was there.

[/quote]True talk!!!!

What is this your obsession with Pataki?

Reverse psychology. It's you that wants my hand in marriage but I'd rather die than marry you, allah!!

FYI: I saw Ozwald Boateng last night in my dream, pheeeew, that brother is fiiiine. Had it been you looked like him, I would've married you for sure.

Egunje is insignificant by the time it's shared by ALL and sundry. . . .
By the time Constable Peter gets her share, He is left with less than 15,000 naira.
Can u compare that with a Stock Broker who can afford to fork out 200,000 Naira to buy a LV Bag for his missus??

How many stock brokers in Naija can afford a Prada or Fendi bag without thinking twice? Again, olopa get level. Tafa Balogun na Ex olopa, Mike Okiro na olopa while CH3CHOO na constablized Olopa too(if you know what I mean).

No vex, i don marry so i don't need pick up lines or chat up lines ooooo

Your mom/sister probably found the wife for you and did the necessary talking while you stay in the car and grin like Pat Utomi.

Yemi's mom: david come and meet your wife.

Yemi david: Mom, are you sure you told her everything?

Mom: yes, but do you expect me to also tell her that you'll have sex with her soon?

Yemi: haba, mom am counting on you now.

Mom: Common go there and be a man for once. Will I also buy you a mattress and viagra after marrying for you?

Yemi: mama you are becoming so mean these days. Do this thing for me now.

Yemi sluggishly walks towards the girl while his mother shoves him hard to go quickly before she leaves, and this conversation ensued:

Yemi:[size=4pt] stammers all along[/size] hee heeeeeheeello; i'm Yemi david but friends and enemies both call me yemiDo.

His wife: i'm impressed

Yemi: Are you sure, omoge?

His wife: yes

Yemi sat beside her and started telling her cock and bull story on how he fought in world war II and tries to gradually put his hand around her waist but as soon as the girl looks towards his right hand, he quickly took his hand back out of fear.

Yemi: Okay now, make i dey go, we go yarn tommoow.

As soon as his wife enters okada and the okada was about 1 mile away, she received a text message from yemi telling her that he feels yum yum tonight. His wife texts back and asked him why he didn't say that when she was with him and when Yemi read her text, he collapsed.

Don't ask me what happened at the hospital after he was resuscitated.

Yahoo boys and Financial Operators.

Yahoo boys are loud mouthed, Naaaa, didn't you notice that from Pataki?

What about chics? which chics do you find more romantic? bankers? lawyers? estate managers? wedding planners? prostitutes(Hannibal special), dentists, pastors, native doctors etc?

You are not intelligent!!!

What i am saying here is Naija cops cannot even afford those stuffs u call "little little things".
A man can barely feed himself with N8000 a month. . . . .Where do u expect him to get little' gifts or treats for u??
Are u this fickle??

Do you know how much they rake in from egunje monthly? . Lets not talk about soldiers because they shed out contracts like hell.

Whats romance without finance?
How romantic can a teacher, policeman and traffic warden get without 6 months salary??
Romance comes with $$$. . . . . . If u aint got the cheddarz, u can never be romantic.
Capice??

Really? you are so used to these whores that you think that money is everything. We women like little little things and it can fill our emotional gap and not your euros or pounds.

More romantic men/women: Bankers, Stock Brokers, Support Engineers.

Least romantic men/women:Teachers, Policemen/women and Traffic wardens, . . . . They are too stressed to be romantic!

LMAO; Bankers are more stressed than your bottom three abeg. Lots of Nigerian women complain about bankers and how they are married to their jobs and very soon, if you tell a lady that you are a banker in naija, she'll dump you fast. We want romantic men and not workaholic.

I forgot, politicians are in my top list too.

My top three most romantic men are:

Professors/teachers
Lawyers
Regiments{ especially Policemen, Lol, these men are very generous}

Least 3:
Bankers
accountants
Traders

From the Nigerian perspective, which profession do you think produces more romantic men and women of course? which do you think produces the least romantic men/women?

All this women sef una go like guy, una no go talk d guy take courage talk to una, una say na crap pick-up peugeot or toyota pick-up lines. d guy form not talking, una go say he is so stone faced and proud.

Your guts need some fuel brother. You need an intensive 6 month course on how to chat up a girl.

My sister? CHEII, my sister o, i will first tell her that it would have been right for her to have waited for marriage to have sex[b], I will then also tell her to watch out for certain men etc although they are not all the same, she should also keep her head as she will also find the right guy one[/b] day

Do you really think that if you see hannibal or Eldee, they'll write loser on their forehead? assuming your sister is weak and falls for guys with old tired lines, don't you think it's time to use physical force and emanicipate her from those men unless you crave for another niece or nephew?