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gosh funmi, you're making me drool here

You still want him?

funmi, you know what i'm talking about, they are fixed assets with respect to her but she moves about with them Tongue

I don't know, be more explicit please!!!!

bald head? oohh even better

He also has eczema.

i meant the fixed assets and i stated abundantly too as far as it's not too much for me to carry

Like her estates and ivy degrees?

Tall Cool, short Angry, nice Angry, bad Angry, handsome Cool, ugly, Angry all of them

What about curved legs, earings and bald head.

Tall, petite but with all the important packages moderately abundant

Which one is moderately abundant? Like her bank account? Dude, you serve a living God and deserve better than moderate.

"Exceedingly, abundantly, HE gave us to enjoy"!!!!

lets say i don't fancy truck drivers.

Whatever!

any pot bellied men here for me?

Akpo Jude, just that he also has bald head.

@topic
All types.

Do you also wear fart farms and frohawks?

hmmm really?? me tend to get the same type of brothas. maybe the occasional stand out

That is , Kobe Bryantish looking abi?

Lmao; The judge will be reprimanded soon.

I value my 6pack thank you very much.

You mean zero pack?

Petite, 5'2 - 5'8ish, conservative.

You like teachers huh?(Nigerian ones and not American high school teachers).

@ibk
lucky you! You better arrange to meet CH3COO, you just described him. potbelly et all.

Roflmao, [size=16pt]BEER~ZILLA!!!!![/size]

Star lager, shine shine bobo with potbelly.

@Topic
Pot Bellied, Mouth Ati Body Odoured, Short, Morbidly Obese Men

aka the sexy types

Any prototype on nairaland? What's that guys name again? the cooldude that was hitting on you? Did he fit your description?

LOL yeah right

No, for real; Just like some chics may not be attracting any man(especially gay men).

I have to agree with @Oldie there @Redhotchic. There is no price control mechanism to make sure that it works to improve or increase the value of the Naira, so I think it is a long shot to believe it will improve value but, if that is what the man thinks will, then I guess we have nothing to loose at this point.

I wish the Northerners see it hat way because AREWA made it clear last year that the move is threatening their source of livelihood.

[size=14pt]Parts R US [/size]

Abeg I dey chop, no kill me with laughter here.

Agberos Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin them sabi love weli weli

Like Pataki, Eldee, Sly and Canniba[/b]l?

How come you attract only agberos? Do you wear [b]Fart farm?

@topic, I want to say thin to average sized women ranging from about 5'7 to 5'11

So i'm included huh? Have you considered the fact that you may not be attracting any woman?

mostly petite.

Hmmmm; Tall? short? conservative? liberal?

over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.

I bet you he has no car keys unless he jump starts them.

she derives her pleasure from us.

You don't know how right you are. Hannibal makes my day. Where is he sef? laying up some N10 prostitute in Oworonsoki, Eldee is spoiling that good boy.

Buy one, get one free.

That'll only fetch you groundnut and orange sellers anyway.

You just love bat signaling those guys you just named don't you, Funmi.

somebody show this guy to the autos section abeg

No he owns those cars(stupid boy describing women like cars), .in his dreams of course.

Can you have your own catergory for the types of people you attract?

Of course or do you attract every category including area boys?

i usally get the nerdy athletes. they are real muscular yet they still got a brain functioning. i sometimes get the poetic type too.

So you've not attracted any CHOOlike or Hannibalike man before?

Ladies:

What type of men do you usually attract? tall, short, big, slim, none etc??


Guys:
What type of women attracts you? tall, petite, big etc

don't think so i you might have to[b] bend over backwards[/b] to satisfy me

Pleaseoo; Don't let him get Hot and pour pap on his pants. Languages like this are used in the sexuality section.

My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas

Like buying her kuli kuli and palm wine on vals day.

phote file: Romantic Ch3COO
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On His way to visit GoldFinch last valentine:
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Coffin, Body Parts Found In Man’s House
Posted To The Web: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 - By Akin Kuponiyi & Wole Adeboye



Detectives at the Zone 2 Police Command, Onikan, Lagos, made a startling discovery in a home in Ikorodu, when they found a coffin, human parts, guns and explosives.

The house, which belongs to a suspect, Olayiwola Jimoh Nosiru, at Igbokuta, Ikorodu, was searched by detectives from Zone 2 following a tip-off.

It was alleged that Nosiru had earlier led some suspected thugs, armed with guns, machetes and knives, to attack the families of Shonaya, Akinrele and Ajala of Igbokuta Ikorodu, over land matters.



During the attack, a resident, Azeez Shonaya, was allegedly killed and others wounded, while several houses were torched at Imota and Igbokuta, Ikorodu.
Acting on a petition written by a lawyer, Mr. A.G. Giwa-Amu, counsel to the family of the deceased, detectives at the Zone 2 Police Command arrested seven persons in connection with the murder.

Those arrested include Nosiru Tajudeen, Nosiru Jimoh Olayiwola, Morili Akinyemi, Selimotu Dauda, Basirat Ogunbowale, Sidikatu Ojikutu and Jelili Fagade.

When the home of Nosiru Jimoh Olayiwola was searched, according to police sources, human parts, blood, explosives, a coffin and guns were recovered from a shrine located in the house.

Detectives confirmed that the suspects are currently being interrogated at the Zone 2 Police Command, and that they would be charged to court for murder as soon as investigation is completed.
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