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@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

That puts gamine 2nd on the list because Hummer is way cheaper than that unless she has other small small things scribbled on her list, Small things like rocks, white gold, cobra balls, mermaid thongs etc.

That sounds like something I would buy for my housegirl if I want to mess her.

So you sleep with housegirls? I'm ashamed of you.

@GoldMine, count yourself lucky for not falling for this loser.

So you just can't buy me digestive just for the look of joy on my face? O ga o

I will buy my own!

Dude is cheap!!! He can only afford digestive kuli kuli, that's why he farts uncontrollably.

RHC
All I want is a new car o, ok, maybe a new house can be the icing on the cake.

Since you didn't name the car, you are #3 on the list. The digestive chic is easier to satisfy.

I wouldn't mind the Tower of Babylon either.

You know you women like everything oversized. Big tires, big cars, big wallet, big privates, the house must be rotunda. The list is eendless.

KarmaMod proved you wrong babe, I want the Eiffel tower or the statue of liberty anyway so Gamine or GoldFinch may be cheaper than me.

You sooooo wrong check how God directed tithes be administered in the passage below:

Passage Deuteronomy 14:22-29:


22 “You must set aside a tithe of your crops—one-tenth of all the crops you harvest each year. 23 Bring this tithe to the designated place of worship—the place the Lord your God chooses for his name to be honored—and eat it there in his presence. This applies to your tithes of grain, new wine, olive oil, and the firstborn males of your flocks and herds. Doing this will teach you always to fear the Lord your God.

24 “Now when the Lord your God blesses you with a good harvest, the place of worship he chooses for his name to be honored might be too far for you to bring the tithe. 25 If so, you may sell the tithe portion of your crops and herds, put the money in a pouch, and go to the place the Lord your God has chosen. 26 When you arrive, you may use the money to buy any kind of food you want—cattle, sheep, goats, wine, or other alcoholic drink. Then feast there in the presence of the Lord your God and celebrate with your household. 27 And do not neglect the Levites in your town, for they will receive no allotment of land among you.

28 “At the end of every third year, bring the entire tithe of that year’s harvest and store it in the nearest town. 29 Give it to the Levites, who will receive no allotment of land among you, as well as to the foreigners living among you, the orphans, and the widows in your towns, so they can eat and be satisfied. Then the Lord your God will bless you in all your work.

I have high lighted God's instructions on tithes. so i would post no further comment for n

Why not read malachi 3:8-12 which says:

8 "Will a man rob God? Yet you rob me.
"But you ask, 'How do we rob you?'
"In tithes and offerings. 9 You are under a curse—the whole nation of you—because you are robbing me. 10[b] Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it.[/b] 11 I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not cast their fruit," says the LORD Almighty. 12 "Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land," says the LORD Almighty.

LMAO; Funny how little little things makes us women happy(Except Gamine of course because she wants digestive with big tires )

Dont do roses

Dont do recharge cards

Get me Digestive

What is digestive again? damn cookies? WTF!!!!

well, it's nice to know you want to be a jigolo later in your life.

well, enjoy while fulfilling your dreams

Also nice to know that he's learning how to be a gigolo and Casanova from youtube. Let me see how succesful he'll be with Nigerian women. I suggest he concentrate on the arts of palm wine tapping, he may get his breakthrough there.

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That's b/c you no get game. Na so all your romance dey fail.

that said, why don't you learn a little about romance from Raheem Davaughn's song "Customer"

How do you expect a local Egba man to know anything about romance? All they know is goat meat stew.

Does Decimation really increase the value of the naira here??

Yes because it reduces the magnanimity of foreign currencies AND per capita income will definitely increase. Decimation will be more useful to the lower class because an okada man that charges N5 per drop is not at par with a bank worker that much that may be making N10 per hour.

Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu

Lmao

That's good news for her. You know how many women's dreams I can fulfill with that power I posess? I know you often dream of having multiple orgasms. Fear no more, for your dreams can now become a reality.

In viagra's name we pray AMEN.

I don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction

May be you have problem with erectile over function.

Finch is stylishly feeling the hots for me.

Don't think she's feeling you now, bro.

Yes, decimation of the naira will fix the lapses in forex and demystify the dollar. How much will they be making as profits from buying and selling when the margin will not be much with the banks? You forgot that bureau de change only became lucrative when the naira value went down during IBB regime. Do you know how many hausas this move will affect?

Global Warming still dey?
me wey no dey see sun for my syd

E still deyooo; That's why Pataki is fuming all the time.

no.
finch to be honest you need a man that knows your worth.

so you don't know her worth?

GoldWench and ChoCo2, I see love going on here. Are you two together? What happened Goldie? He didn't perform well last nite?

Fausa I am warning you o. Don't be surprised if Bush drops a bomb on Ilesha to prevent you from harassing his citizen.

Another Ilesha hater online.

lol. shut up jare. Grin
all citizens deserve a right to due process jor.

Na so you dey take harass women anytime they demand some help from you so they'll leave you alone? This one na court harassment, no be today we begin see Gani and law book.

Abeg To All men out there.

Buy me Me Rose-Colored Hummer instead

Thank You.

Roflmao; Gas is expensive and hummer contributes to global warming,

The likes of Jackal and EldEE may send you the rose colored picture for a start, broke ass ni99ers.

I suggest you refrain from accusing me of any malpractice until you have sufficient evidence.

Na waoh, we don enter magistrate court just naw, like that ??

Hey anything is better than being a feminist in this day and age where feminism has even caused some guys to become gays. Meanwhile I said nothing to disrespect or LovePeddler any woman, I basically just left the implication there. I'm not into the practice of prostitution. Don't scare away my admirers please, you're killing my star.

I'm not; You said you do trade by barter with her i.e money for hand, back for ground, abi? and you don't love her, just holding unto her to satisfy your maniacal sexual egos. wetin be that? Stop using people because you'll not like it if they use your sister or daughter that way.

funmi, why is yoruba considered vernacular to you? Is English Nigeria's national language? If the white people have bought your head please pray to God and rebuke them from capturing ya mind.

Learn to read well before you write. It's vulgar to speak vernacular in a site that has people of all races and tribes. I don't think you'll appreciate it if ibos write in vernacular or hausas or ibibios ? For people to flow with you, you gotta be more accomodating. There's a section called "culture and whatever" where you can blow all your hausa and greek at will.

Yoruba is no more vernacular? huh??

[quote]Question: How early was it then and How late is it now? Forget story,
I think it was a case of throwing away the baby and the bath water.
When this matter was mentioned it was treated like a treasonable offence.
Nigeria we hail thee.

[/quote]True but you forgot it'll render the whole alhaji's that control the black market jobless. I read a complaint from northerners on how southerners are trying to manipulate the economy to keep them down on their knees. Soludo would've introduced that bill with a northerner, that way they will be more comfortable.

My gain tho, at least my weak dollar is still relevant in naija.

Just so so sad Sad Sad Sad, I can't believe what I read. It is embarrasing Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed to say the least

Embarrassing to him and his family abeg.

Iwo ati tani lo nse ere ife? hmmm, oso fun mi wipe mi gbudo try gold digging pelu e. iwo tin soro ife.
arakurin, okin gboron.

Ti awan obirin oba pko si naija, talo ndi ite man ese e? Oje fi awan obirin sile, ko le fe awan okurin. wan po si naija.

Hey, some people here are not yoruba's and it'll be unfair if they start in their own vernacular.

I wouldn't call her my girl, as such there's would be no reason to dump me. All we're practicing is trade by barter. I have yet to find a girl that's suitable to hold a phone to my golden ears, to feed me on her knees and shower me with her love. And Apes should not even talk of dumping people, please biko.

Your mother surely didn't do her job in you well. I can't believe we have people that disrespect women this much in 2008. You are doing trade by barter with her ehn? so, she's a LovePeddler abi? trading sex for gifts?

That is left entirely up to her. If she follows the rules of supply-and-demand she can get as many recharge cards as possible. know what I mean?

Look at you degrading your girl to the class of a prostitute. If it were me, I'll dump your behind ASAP.