₦airaland Forum

wetin u no say them dey call ganja
or wait for a second
[b]You dey kpoo![/b]

You dey sniff gutter?

All parts! Cheesy

heck in the North they even have more rights - men are allowed to suffer and die on motorbikes while women must get the use of taxis first.

Women using the taxi first is courtesy and not rights and that's not our problem because we have more than that in our basket. You are selling us short before the world please because you and I know that women using taxi first is one of the privileges accorded to the feminine gender by God and society. It's like that everywhere in the world(except G8 nations).

She doesn't have an ounce of shame. . . . .She's one hell of a bush girl! Embarrassed

Shame? because am comfortable with my bodily functions? you no dey shit?

Good question!!! Cool Cool

She is a neantherthal. . . . .She probably used moi-moi leaves to clean up.

Still better than you that uses ganja foils.

Why can't theyy make ganja available to those youths?

You mean you want the fed govt to reduce the petrol and education subsidy to provide ganja for social miscreants? You will make an invaluable member of the house.

Richyblack: chieftain of the house committee on ganja allocation. Tiheeeeeee

did u wash before touchin the mouse and the keyboard so?

Shouldn't that be my business? those times you shit in Benin bush, do you wash your hands before buying akara?

I agree the method is CRASS but it's the most effective way to curb your misandristic attitude

Just like implanting chips in your balls is the most effective way to curb your randy attitude.

make u shit?
Man pikin suffer 4 your hand

Yea i don finish, what were you saying?

You no dey shit?

u say u are Ilesha queen
does your norms put the wife/woman in charge?
but circumcision is not it for a lady.

make I go shit first, I go come answer you.

Hmmm, maybe I spoke too soon about this tracking thingy. In my defence though, I didn't think it would work but. . . errr. . . I've changed my mind after seeing how well it's working for RedHotChic right now. Wink

Brilliant, Brilliant marketing strategy RedHotChic. A'ight, I'll take 2. . . no 3, you know what, just make it a dozen.

Girl am opening a shop in abeokuta and Ibadan very soon to help women curb their randy husbands. Buy one get one free.

Nahhhhhhhhhh This babe is hell stubborn!
A woman that could come up with this BS all in the name of tracking your husband would come up with another alternative. . .
Plssssssssss. . . . Think about this, the reason for all her lewd threads is as a result of what sum men have shown her!!
What i think would happen if you remove Funmi's thing is:

1: More unlimited lewd topics saying men are EVIL n shitz!!! Cheesy
2: She would be advising all 'em ladies to start doing IT through their ears. . . . . .

Last time i checked. . . . . . her ears are as big as that of elephant!! Tongue Tongue
Oniranu oloju kongba ijesha babe!!!

Are you that scared of the chips am marketing? Be sure your woman will implant one soon in your balls and monitor you fully from her laptop. there are new ones that can even disable your weenie and render it "erectionless" until she says so. Ijesha kwenu!!!

Honestly, i have met misnadrists in me life. . . . . I'm yet to see anyone as reprobated as RedHotChic. . . . .
Maybe we should do double whammy on her to neuter her completely.
Circumcision and SPAYING. .

rotflmao, Ilesha queen don suffer for here. who is giving these men this free haterade this evening?

Who else thinks RedHotChic needs to be CIRCUMCISED??

Early man. We are not in 1308.

No doubt about that!. . . .She's one of them type who calls their husband. . . .MY LORD. . . .MY Savior n sh*tz!
She's just tryin' to vent her anger on 'em males up here.
Oniranu!

Lmao; Lord ko saviour ni,

where could I be this time of the day?
and who told You I`m married?

Oooh peleee; No woman agreed to marry you? why? is it because of money or just because you are timid?

Exactly. . .

RedHotChic could actually be someone's doormat. . .
She cooks, cleans, milk cows, scrubs, washes her spouse's soiled boxers amongst other stuffs.
Then she comes online to show useless bravado.

Who else thinks RedHotChic needs to be CIRCUMCISED??

So you'll actually be happy if am someone's doormat? Did your education influence you at all? I thought lots of naija guys are ready to accept the Bella power that will soon sweep through Nigeria like hurricane?

RedHotChics
its mostly those of u that want to say/show they are strongh that are always the weak type.

Trust me am not weak, I've seen it all, You are messing with the wrong chic. You better run home before your wife locks you out.

Who says you have to pay rent? Why not just buy it?

Every Nigerian man has money to buy a house all of a sudden. Who are these people that kiss my ass offline for house rent reduction? You guys should reduce this online booboo abeg.

Don't mind this yeye ijesha babe!. . . . .Ko gbadun!
Sometimes she makes me Wanna give her a dirty hot slap for the krauts and bunkums she spews here.
Hell!. . . . . .Who in his right senses would stay in a woman's crib??

You wanna slap me? i may press charges while you are cooling off in Alagbon.

This babe needs help. . .

You must think all MEN are free-loaders like your geezers.
Who would stay in a woman's house?

That's what y'all say but end up doing it anyway.

Who else would the house belong to?

The person that paid the rent. You wonder why Kemi sent her husband(The Wema bank Ex MD) packing?

You always sound rediculous
I don't know for other men
But for me
I CANT STAY IN A WOMANS HOUSE

[b]I HAD BETTER REMAIN IN MY FATHERS HOUSE OR MOVE INTO THE STREETS.
do you get?[/b]

Only in Warri. A lot of Nigerian men live off their women abroad and of course in lagos. If you lose your job and your wife still has hers, will you pack to your fathers house till you get another? Useless male egomaniacal machismo!!!!!

Seriously if I found out that my wife was tracking me, I'll send that crackhead packing faster than she knows what's up.

That is if the house and children belongs to only you, na?

lf a woman have a geniue reason,then the man should be considerates.not withstanding is not proper for a wife to starve her husband of that because u might drive Him into the wrong ARMS.

What if she has no genuine reason?

You forgot to add Fraud/embezzlement to hausa's crime. Every elite portion of the the entire nation has occultic problem you just have to do your home work well.

true talk

I think your boo named the wrong pocket. . . . .

Booohooooo, I am conversant with every inch of him .

RedHotChic
Could it be that u enjoy ursef hating Men?

I don't hate men, i love them and sleep with them sometimes but i just like to control their cruise and not their cruise controlling me.

Yea I trust my family

Your family may not be in the position to be trusted when the trust needed has to do with business. There must be a situation in your life where you'll be poised to trust even someone you haven't seen or known before.

BUT I HAD A RETHINK.

MAYBE THE AMOUNT PAID TO THE REST OF THE CREW WAS TWICE HERS.

BESIDES, IF SHE ACCEPTED A FEE THAT LESS, SHE MAY BE PLACED IN THE MIDDLE CLASS OR LOW CLASS IN HOLLYWOOD.

SHE HAS DREAMS AND I BELIEVE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

Hollywood actors and actresses are not all paid equal. Will smith gets paid more than Denzel Washington, Samuel jackson gets paid more than Cuba Gooding, Halle berry gets paid more than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie gets paid more than Kimberly Elise etc but since she's kept mum about it, it appears the movie producers were the ones that got dumped and are seriously pissed about it. All this speculations about money and so on are mere rumors and can only be substantiated if we hear from her. The media can make or mar you.

i love some of the movie soundtracks more than the regular music they churn out in Naija everyday. How can I get those songs on CD? Why don't they produce the songs and sell them separately?

P.S.

I'm looking for a particular one used on Olu jacobs/Muna Obiewke/Genevieve nnaji/ebere okaro movie(where she fell in love with Muna after rescuing him from a war against her people).

I loved ijele and the other movie she did with Muna Obiewke and olu jacobs(The sound track of that movie is the bomb)., she looked so innocent in that movie. I always pass on that Sharon Stone because the title sounds so dumb to me. i never knew it's a good movie, that's goes to show you can't judge a book by it's covers.

@Rokiatu, yellow is not equivalent to beauty. Gene is more beautiful than those women abeg.

Huh? all because i didn't tell her my business, if she trusts me enough to talk about her own business with me that's fine, doesn't mean i will do the same

lol; You never can tell. Women can be petty at times.

There is another method, though its for ladies cheating on their guys, There is an electronic meter that could be installed into her vagina. After having sex with her, you read the metre, LOL. Innovation. If you want to buy the metre, i sell it

Lol; Toto no get meter, that's why you cannot read the mileage. Have you heard of veejay rejuvenation surgery ? Indeed Liz Taylor can turn to a virgin with that surgery,