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Huh Huh Huh
HEW! I dnt really get it, Is it as a result of ignorance or what?

Ignorance of gutter smell or shit smell?

nope

Do you know that your closed mindedness can ignite your sister in laws angst against you and both of you may be on the same race to win the same man over and that may be where his mother may come handy. You don't wanna fight against dem mothers because they are raging demons? Do you?

anyway there's no law stating that because she decided to bare her soul, I have to do the same or vice versa. I don't trust people either way.

In the same vein, there is no law barring you from opening up to her. It's just an [b]ethical [/b]thing to do when somebody is that open. Either way, you must trust somebody in your life for some reason whether you like it or not.

*those.

yep; thank you.

Yea. . . . . .They were bloody shrewd businessmen. . . .
Most of em dabbled into Bloodmoney too so the word success should be used with care.

there's nothing like blood money in my books and they don't exist. As far as am concerned, succesful Ijesha bruvas are reaping from mere haterade poured on them from those that wanna be like them.

Where exactly do u want to put your bug?? Your boo's butt??

In his prostates.

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no

What if she bares her business to you like Iice's sister in law, will you return the favor?

Shut up you cunt!!!!
You think i am like all y'all Ijesha brovas.

Whatever, Ijesha brovas worked for their huge success, you can't beat that.

I have a huge piece of land in your village.
Only 2 families have bigger ones than mine so RESPECT.

Standing on the promises God made to Abraham, huh?

Female rights issue indeed; when a female legislator can slap a male one, what more rights are you people looking for? The right to have joysticks?

The right to slap men freely and lock them in jail while being protected by the cops.

women are equal mortals in most parts of Nigeriaall parts actually according to the law

Which part?

The Gutters of Kano - We Get Wasted on Your Waste

Roflmao, una no go kill me here.

are you suggesting we fight for the gutter trade mark before the Chinese copy our technology?

I'll not ostracize the only sons because of their predicament but if i have my way, I may not choose them because of that factors.

I am not a wimp. . . . If i tell u the things i have dipped ma hands into, u would bow down and kiss my toes!!!

Like 419 and gigolo?

I drove caterpillars in Ilesha too to clear a piece of land.

Who dash you land in Ilesha?

Milked cows??
Thank You very much. . . . .I can't stand the cow's farts or yours!!!

That's why you are a wimp.

You do carpentary, plumbing jobs and drives 18-wheeler. . . . .I aint surprised.

I said I drove the 18 wheeler,

Of course, Hilary being a woman should take the heat, It goes on and on.

Let them just keep this mumbo jumbo to themselves, If anyone ever legislates that I can't eat meat or chicken because of their 'human' rights, then they are in trouble.

Stop eating monkeys please, they have equal rights like you do!!!!

Btw,
Ain't you guys in Nigeria ashamed that Spain has solved the female rights issue and moved on to other primates when you guys are yet to see women as equal mortals?

Intel says you are blue-collar

roflmao; Ask around, i'm the lone chic here that is proud to say i've been a truck driver(18 wheeler) across the continental US, milked cows in Nebraska(can you stand their farts you wimp), I still do carpentry and plumbing jobs around my house(it saves me some damn money) and am a survivor, You can't beat that, Ajebutter!!!

Again, we are not up to 10(only 2 chics) that rolls on blackwood out here, playa!

Plc, house my friend need help. She is OND holder and dating school[b]starte [/b]guy, the guy is madly in love with her and want to spend the rest of his live with her, but my friend wants to[b] live[/b] him b'because he cannot speak good English and write well and the guy is begging her not to [b]live[/b]him. Is there any solution?

Will that your friend be you? I don't think you need english to kiss and make love, therefore, proficiency in english language or yoruba or ibo shouldn't be a requirement for love.

Do u still drive humungous trucks, wear dungarees and keep a piece in your pantyhose??

I drive a 5.4L 300 hp V8 lincoln blackwood truck and it's sexy and not humongous. We are not up to 10 that owns it in Germantown. don't wear dungarees and the pantyhose thing, hmm

RedHotChic,

You make it sound as if this GPS thingy can not track a wife's wakabout. Abi you wan talk say na only men get monopoly of marital infidelity?

You can't place that sht on a woman without her noticing it in 2 seconds, We are hyper smart!!!

The last thing i need now is a trailer park chic arguing with me.

na waoh, na me say make your "urchinous" babe put GPS in your gall bladder?

rofl.
I would say alot of people in general get jealous. some are just better in handling it

Yep; The best way to handle it is to stay calm, study them one by one without letting down your inner guards and draw a master plan on how to get rid of them if they will eventually become liabilities but if they turn out to be good people, it's better to play along with them.

We{big brother) were only helping y'all cowards whose asses got bombed by school kids. .

Big brother? please! Is it not a shameful thing for a big brother to turn to a stooge for his little brother? America dictates for the British and decides when Gordon Brown will wake up, shit or fart. Y'all are wimps and I commend y'all too for your American Hero worship. Una no get life for real!!!

its normal, they should go ahead. Criminals

How sure are you that saints will come in when they go? They are all the same and hating on a brother because they want to achieve their selfish dream. the next thing you'll hear now is that they've killed him with juju. There is nothing worse than enemies from home.

which state in Nigeria is stable??

It is all pack of rubbish.

Osun

Drug Addicts High On Faeces
Drug addicts in poor south east Asian countries are turning to faeces to get their fix. The Kelantan National Anti-Drug Agency in Malaysia have reported that some drug addicts desperate to get high have resorted to inhaling vapours from human excrement in a bid to get stoned.

http://donoevil.propeller.com/story/2008/07/01/drug-addicts-high-on-faeces

kano youths are kings after all,

RedHotChic
why is your topic always tending to giving you and and other females to be getting at men
when you people can`t do without this same people(men)

Where did you hide my sister chat2meBac? She's been missing since she went out with you yesterday.

Redhotchik your mans pennis chip is beeping again girl go check it, lol

roflmao; no shaking, It's under siege(restroom beeps)!!!!

You need HELP seriously.

Yeaaa, my boo is my shrink. Who's yours?

Then u guys should form a different language of twaddles. . . . .
Bloody good-for-nothing Rednecks

Don't hate; Kings make the calls and not Bollocks like prince Charles and mama. May be when you guys stop following us around to wars and have your own opinion, we'll take you serious.

madness oooh

this world don end

Very soon, they'll also extend marriage rights to them.

The issues is not only on illegal immigrants, signing what you do not understand can victimise even the legal immigrants too.

True!!!!

redhotchick, the only thing that will need tracking is your heart rate, because at the rate you will be getting the beeps from your guys shagging runs,your heart beat will just rise 1000% and that might be the cause of a heart failure-----------------------its berra u don't know than killing your self.

Roflmao!!!

I promise you, if I was a guy and I see the first 5 topics on this section, I'll give up women forever and ever, become a monk or something.

Lmao; That's why you are no man because men can't resist us, Tiheeeehhhhhaaaaa

Okay, this a different issue, of course no sister should sit back and watch their brother fall into the hands of Jezebel. However, we are talking about the first surge of jealousy(Still don't understand why) Huh and pissing contests some women get into the moment their brother brings a girl home. They don't have any reason not to trust her but they've already started building walls. How do you think she'll react? Build her own walls of course and soon you have bricks colliding with bricks. I say let her give you a reason before you go Kung Fu Panda on her behind.

I think it's the jealously thing that is synonymous with women. Even the married sister in laws tend to build walls from the get go and wait for you to push down the walls either by force or cunningly. It's even worse when you are dating the only son, his mother, sisters ,female maternal cousins will be all over you like bee on honey. That's why most Naija chics these days don't fancy only sons whose mother is alive coupled with the usual gazillion sisters that will always wait for you with a spear.

@ Topic, Men do not like any tracking after they must have gone through all the tracking for years with their mother from new born to adult. Most times that turns them off the same thing is applicable to wife.

It's no more up to them to make the decision especially with all the DL business out there. When did men ever run their lives? it's their mum from childhood and they are quickly handed over to their wives from adulthood till they die.