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topellycategory:
You don't need an appointment to get
the emergency travel certificate just walk in with all the necessary documents.
Go with your child birth certificate, £120 postal order from the post office addressing it to the Nigerian high commission in London, copy of child passport if your child have any, copy of your passport and your partner/spouse passport, letter of authorisation from your spouse/partner, Letter of consent from you & your partner/spouse it's very important if not they will delay you and waste your time .

It's usually on Monday & Thursday.
Make sure you go very early in the morning you also do not need to go with your child I hope that helps....


In Addition please go with ( 2) passport photograph of your child.
Also make sure to fill out the emergency travel certificate form which can be printed from the Nigerian high commission website.

https://www.nigeriahc.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/etcform.pdf

What's the process of getting emergency travel certificate from the Nigerian embassy in London... I need one to travel with my baby to Nigeria as I can't wait till September for the nigerian passport to be processed. I plan to do his nigeria passport in Nigeria and return with him to the UK.

kindly help with info. Thanks.

What's the process of getting emergency travel certificate from the Nigerian embassy in London... I need one to travel with my baby to Nigeria as I can't wait till September for the nigerian passport to be processed. I plan to do his nigeria passport in Nigeria and return with him to the UK.

kindly help with info. Thanks.

What's the process of getting emergency travel certificate from the Nigerian embassy in London... I need one to travel with my baby to Nigeria as I can't wait till September for the nigerian passport to be processed. I plan to do his nigeria passport in Nigeria and return with him to the UK.

kindly help with info. Thanks.

What's the process of getting emergency travel certificate from the Nigerian embassy in London... I need one to travel with my baby to Nigeria as I can't wait till September for the nigerian passport to be processed. I plan to do his nigeria passport in Nigeria and return with him to the UK.

kindly help with info. Thanks.

dealhunter:
Hello,can you help me create PayPal account that can receive and wildraw dollar....?

I have payoneer account for sale...The payoneer account can receive dollar and send out dollar. Thanks to its MAP feature. DM on 08067438374

Isiterere:
Send your account number, and it will be done from the same receiver's account.

Rest. I have got someone. Show some love to the needy and poor out there. One love.

Isiterere:
These are one of the issues. Despite that you have no use for the booking, as well as getting your visa, you still have this mentality? This is shameful of you. You cannot give the booking out for the benefit of people? It's better you give it out for free or cancel and allow the fastest finger to book it.
Shame me on you, on3 more time for having the thought to sell the booking.

Credit me the 60k I used in paying for it now.

abuhusna1:
You are not smart with your moves. Cancel and allow anyone able to pick it rather than selling.

I have paid for it already and the hospital doesn't do refund. I should allow my 60k to waste. Really? kindly refund me then...should I send my account number...Nigerians be talking unempathetically.

Firebrand0001:
Hello everyone, Happy Sunday.
can reference letter and NYSC cover for 10yrs study gap??

Yes. But have you been working in the same place for the past year's?

Nathan89:
Hi good good…

So me being the main applicant got my visa approved on August 2nd, however, my daughter’s application is still stuck on Received by DMC… and after two paid calls, I’m being told a decision has been made on her case since August 3rd..,{No NSF… No refusal notice}…

I wanted to find out if this is normal and if there’re other folks out in similar situation…

For proper context… we both did our biometrics same day on July 25th Standard processing… the first UKVI Rep I spoke to 3 days ago only told me a decision had already been made without specifying when… then, the second UKVI Rep that I spoke to today told the exact date the decision on her case was made…(August 3rd)… it’d be 15 working days come Monday….

I’d appreciate your thoughts on this my good folks….

Congrats in advance....Nobody here be God to know. We all limited humans. But as far no nsf or refusal email, you will get visa soon.

Newlymarried:
Please I will need help with this question


I just got married to my fiancée last month ago,though we have been dating since last year august before she applied for her NHS Job in the UK. Towards the beginning of this year,she applied and after several interviews a particular trust sent her a sponsorship. I want to go with her to start a family there and we have submitted all necessary documents and awaiting there response.

What I failed to understand is

Can I be granted a visa because we have not been married for 2 years??

Please I will be needing your swift response

Thanks

The answer provided to you is too vague. You need to be guided make you no go receive nsf..Have you been schooled with DMC documents and how they decide on people's visa application?

Marriage certificate and wedding photos is not enough. You will get NSF.

FOOTSOLDIER2:
Dey play

You playing with your soul...You have been warned. you have no excuse anymore when you stand before God.

AlphaMale666:
I'm 30 years old now and frankly speaking, I know I'm never gonna get married!

Even my father sent me a Whatsapp message some weeks ago with a bold text saying "never get married my boy!" " you're my son, and I'll never lie to you". He's living a miserable life with the stupid witch he put in his house. But nobody forced him to get married! So he's getting the taste of his own medicine!

Even if he didn't tell me any of this, I already knew my destiny. I knew I was born to die single and nobody will take this wonderful single life away from me!

When God choose wife for you, you will.know marriage is a blessing...Choose wife for yourself and you will live to regret it.

BUT YOU must be holy and close to God to hear God.

FOOTSOLDIER2:
My client of 3months finally bursted me in a romance scam and I had to admit I’m a Nigerian. She was so disgusted and disappointed at the mention of the name Nigeria!

Is this how Nigerian image has been so bastardized? Will my action further dent Nigerian image ? Now I really feel bad to be a Nigerian.

Mods FP please.
Nlfp, lalasticlacla

Repent of your theft. Stealing is a sin and will make you lose your soul.

NBAjunior:
I marstubated thrice 2 days ago then had sex with my girlfriend but didn’t feel a thing my dick was numb.
Same thing reorcuured yesterday my girlfriend is very tight but since then I haven’t been feeling her


I think I’m losing my girth please help!

Repent.of masturbation and fornication. masturbation and Sex outside marriage is a sin.

member13:
Good My Fellow Nairalanders,

I just landed in Lagos a week ago after more than a decade abroad. Chai, I miss my country no be small. There is no place like home. So, I decided to use CodedRuns because body no be firewood. This girl quoted me 80k for night and I countered with 30k. She laughed and said no. Another one quoted me 100k and would not budge. I do have the money but I am not willing to pay that kind of money for nyansh.

So I went on Tinder and ALL the girls wanted money. The girls here are more expensive than in Yankee. How is this possible? This is very interesting. I am not even an ugly guy and I do okay with women, but Lagos girls na wa o. Even the rent here and standard of living is almost on par with where I live. (Granted I rented a place in Lekki, but still). So why do most of you complain about money? Somebody is paying these women.

Repent...The prosperity of a single will destroy him. be wiser.

Incognito21:
Guys I have bleeped up but blood of Jesus just saved, 1st I took vodka yesterday smoked today I smoked and then later drink small stout and then I didn’t know it was colos smoke and I was dragging it like I’m dragging normal smoke, immediately the highness came I went out of my body and I was in a place far more superior and perplexing for a human comprehension immediately the highness pushed me far like a lifter I was taken to another place and I believe this is in another dimension like I was in a place full of light and colors and then I heard sounds of people speaking muttering and it quickly translated to what is this one doing here, and then it was overpowering me and immediately my mind not my brain that once this overpower me i won’t come back and then I knew I’ll be mad, then I started shouting blood of Jesus and actually it saved me by dropping me down into a 3rd dimension lower then I came back to my body I swear to God I’m not capping. If my typing has errors I’m sorry is cause if I just entered my body

A warning to you. Repent or you will likewise face what colos have done to others. Repent of your sins. Satan and demons want to destroy you.

Anybody use parallex bank for his or her proof of fund? Did it get you the visa?

GodWrites:
I have died numerous times and have travelled to numerous dimensions. You are still being deceived by Yahweh, because you are afraid of hell. Deal with that fear and you will become free.

So sad that you are far gone for you to call the Almighty God names like the devil would..I pray God redeem you. God will visit you to save and deliver you. I know it is not you speaking or in control of yourself.

GodWrites:
I leave you with love.

When you cross over to the afterlife you will understand the truth. You are seeing things true the deceptive lens of the devil.He is showing you his fake virtual reality. When your eyes clear, may it not be too late for you. I know it is not you speaking.

And also come off your pride and don't allow the devil make you sin the unforgivable sin gainst the Holy ghost. Once you sin that sin, you can never be forgiven.

Jesus loves you.

GodWrites:
I have been to heaven, to hell, and other planes of existence. I have met with beings you can only dream of meeting, even Yahweh himself. When I left the church Yahweh came to me in a trance, pleading that i return. I was a powerful music minister and he knew my absence will be felt. Yahweh is a malevolent being who feeds off of the worship of mortals. When I realized my godhood, i told him, "a god doesn't worship another god", and he left. Yahweh has killed billions, and yet you still think he is the good guy? This is what years of infant indoctrination and manipulation does. It makes you a zombie unable to think for yourself. I leave you with love.

Okay oo. The deception is really great..

GodWrites:
You talk like a zombie. Zombies have no independent thoughts of their own, except what they have been programmed to believe - the bible.

The Bible is the word of the living God. God speaks to me prophetically and his words are in 💯 agreement with what is in the Bible. I hear God and see God's vision. He led me to your post.

Before the end of this month, the hands of the Almighty God will come upon you to deliver you from the kingdom of Darkness and separate you from Lucifer forever in the name of Jesus Christ...

Satan can't succeed with you. Your case is now on my prayer table. God bless you.

GodWrites:
I have met with Lucifer, and he's not who he has been made to be. You are still in a mental cage no thanks to your colonial masters and infant indoctrination.

For now you are still a zombie, an NPC, and I hope you realize the nature of your existence.

If you fail, you have an eternity to learn, but reincarnation can be painful, but you will eventually learn.

I knew you had already. He has deceived you and you have fallen for his deception . He told you his truth which are all lies...

The devil will appear like an angel of light to tell you everything lies. He will say he is god. he is the way. he is the good one. Don't believe him. He is a liar and the father of lies.

I am no zombie or NPC. I am a son of the living God, Jesus backed and powered by the Holy Spirit.

Satan and demons fears me because he knows at the mention of Jesus name, he will bow and be tormented and you will be set free.

I hope you come out... Satan.is a scammer. He will lie through his teeth and tell you there is no hell. there is no God. All lies.

You have believed a lie. Repent and come to Jesus.

Note: there is no reincarnation. Satan using that to give you false hope. Once you die, it is judgment direct.

I will be praying for you...You will experience the mighty power of God's deliverance wherever you are. God knows you and where you are. If I ask him, God will tell me everything I need to know about you.


Jesus loves you.

GodWrites:
It started when I tried to awaken fellow nairalanders about the nature of our reality.

Throughout my journey to enlightenment, I discovered that reality was an illusion.

Nothing is real until observed by a conscious observer.

The double-slit experiment proved this.

If nothing is real, if I am but atoms, why am I conscious?

If nothing is real, what the hell am I doing here?

These questions led me down a deep rabbit hole.

As a Catholic, my faith could not answer my questions.

I soon realised how religion was created, using the carrot and stick technique for control.

When I left the church I delved into the occult to access hidden knowledge.

I met a Monika here in NL, who inspired me greatly to master astral projection, and lucid dreaming, and to open my 3rd eye.

His monika was something like Mellin or something similar, and he has long deactivated.

While we lost contact, i never stopped learning, and I discovered how powerful I am.

I activated and perfectly aligned my chakras, and for the first time, I was at peace because I finally understand, or so I thought.

Through my astral exploration, I met beings who told me that Earth was but a prison, an energy farm for extraterrestrials.

When you express any kind of emotion or indulge in some activities like sex or masturbation, you are basically powering the matrix.

I have met these advanced beings through astral projection, and to them, we are nothing but batteries.

They built the pyramids, and other numerous energy harvesters around the world, which you will recognise through their pointed edges.

I also realised that the universe was nothing but a massive quantum computer with a powerful algorithm. And just as computers can be controlled through codes, the universe can be controlled through spells.

I thought that was all there is to know, until I learned of the multiverse and parallel realities.

Do you know that there are infinite versions of you living their life as if they are the only ones? Every time you made a decision, there is a split, another you is living the other decision.

In the grand scheme of things, we aren't really special until we become enlightened. Until you are enlightened, you are nothing but a zombie, an NPC.

When I finally raised my kundalini, I became visible on the radar, as a target.

The first organisation to reach out to me was the one percent of the one percent, also known as the Illuminati.

I had to leave Nigeria for New York, and after spending some time in one of the hotels there, i was sponsored to further my studies in witchcraft.

Did I tell you that I also had Indian masters? They could move mountains simply through mediation.

While under them, I not only learned different kinds of meditation, I learned Kung Fu, for the body must be subdued through suffering and discipline if I must reach enlightenment.

It took me decades to finally attain enlightenment, and when I tried to share my experiences here on Nairaland, I had a psychic attack.

I woke up one midnight shivering, so hard that I thought I was going to die. The worms in my stomach were at war, biting my intestines and I was crying and wriggling in pain.

I was convinced that this was the end for me. I had to unlock all my gadgets, so my family could access my bank accounts when I'm gone.

Despite my little faith in my survival that night, I still put up a little fight.

I started a mudra mediation, started cleaning my aura of negative energies, and even came here to Nairaland to plead with my followers to send forth healing energy.

For 2 weeks I battled with intense body weakness. Going to the restroom was war, lack of appetite for food, and vomiting.

I am not even 100% back to full health yet, but I'm in a much better place now.

There are covens, or perhaps a group of powerful beings that don't want the truth out, and they attacked me.

This was my first attack, and my mistake was failing to use a protection spell before divulging my experiences.

I almost died because of my silly mistake.

Do you know that everyone on Earth has a guide? It doesn't matter if you are aware or not.

The terrible experience made me seek out my guide, and it came to me in the form of a lion.

The guide doesn't interfere, unless when asked to.

You could be dying and it will stand there looking at you, unless you ask it to do something, it wouldn't move an inch.

I asked my guide to put up a 24/7 protection shield and since then, these beings have resorted to coming to me through dreams, threatening me with eternal damnation.

I am no longer afraid of them. They are afraid of me because I'm about to bring down the matrix.

Perhaps they have looked into the future, because I have plans to create a cult of powerful beings like me, who will, collectively, help bring down this illusion.

Alone I am powerful, but when two and three are gathered, the power is unimaginable.

They want me to stop writing, to stop telling my story, but they will have to make me an irresistible offer for me to stop.

Till then, seek enlightenment.

Satan has cunningly deceived you that the darkness you are in is light. Get out while you can before you lose your soul and end up in hell. Satan always want make men to feel they can be like God.

While you think you are your peak, You will be cut off by the enemy of your soul, Satan. Run to Jesus before it is too late and you find out you have been deceived by the great deceiver, Satan.

Jesus loves you and died for your redemption. Those beings you see are all demons masquerading as angel of lights.

The enlightenment you claimed to have is gross darkness. You are on dangerous ground!!! Repent of your evil, stop those Satanic practices and come to Jesus.

NOTE: You now sharing the same thought Satan had before he was cast out of heaven:
Satan said he will overthrow God and put his throne above the most High. Satan has deceived you to believe you can be like God and overthrow him. Get out...you are close to the end if you don't get out. Jesus loves you.

TinubuShet:
I carry a known hookup girl just this morning, she told me to use condom but I decline d that I like it raw , now some few minutes ago after we departed I ha very started seeing some boil around my penis, now I’m freaking scared, seeing all this infected penis I’m seeing all over Nairaland , pls what can I do!!! I’m 50% sure I have contacted something cos I don’t have boil in my penis this morning wen bathing, pls what can I take I need to tackle it earlier

stop deceiving yourself. You will go back to it once you are cured. That force of sin pushing you to do those evil is of the devil. The end goal is to kill you and make you end up with the devils and demons in hell. Ever the wages of sin is death.

Repent of fornication and let's Jesus powered you to live holy by his Holy Spirit.

If you can't hold body, go and marry.

ThompsonJoo:
Is it wrong for a Christian to obtain a chieftaincy title?
If yes why?

For you to ask this question, it shows you have no relationship with God else you would have asked him and he will answer you.

Reject that satan-inspired thought. Rebuke the devil and he will flee. Gay is sin and gays are all going to perish in Satan's punishment place, hell, if they don't repent.

NBAjunior:
I'm scared of dying, what might be on the other side? Will I seize to exist like when I sleep?

I'm scared of facing the darkness after death


What a world we live in knowing we will all die someday!!!

Is pathetic!!

You are scared because you don't know the unknown and have not seen the unseen.

Humans don't have any answer to life outside this earth. Jesus has it. He came from afterlife to life and went back to afterlife. Heaven is real. Hell is real. Repent and come to Jesus.

I am not afraid of death. I have eternal life through Jesus Christ. Have you got eternal life? The life of God?

sonmvayina:
I don't know who is Satan..

I am 100% sure you don't know anybody by that name nor seen any thing by that name. Don't you think you are the one being deceived?

Man is made up of body formed from the dust of the earth and Breath from God.(or spirit from God) just as Genesis says . See also Ecclesiastes 12:7 and Psalm 104:29-31..

When we die, it means God has taken his breath(or sport). The body is just an empty vessel as God's spirit that was habiting it has return to God. We just bury the body for it to return back to the earth...
So we are Gods divine spirit dwelling within a physical body made from dust.

No judgement after death...only on earth here.
If you do anyhow, you see any how . If you die before you see anyhow, you get sent to earth again....and again.
That's why you see some people born blind or in a poor country or environment. They are all karma they carried from a previous life...

Earth is the law court where the judgement takes place

Stop quoting Christian scripture. You are not a follower of Christ. Jesus Christ knows Satan and he came to destroy all his evil works.

All you said is unchristian. Get out of that deception. They are all lies. I am of the truth, Jesus is the truth of God and he said by the Holy Spirit, it is appointed unto man once to die and after death Judgment.

Maybe you know more than Jesus and Holy Spirit combined.