₦airaland Forum

descarado:
All adults in uk are eligible by law for organ donation once dead except you objected. Your choice wil be respected.

As early as 12yrs, only in this case, there will be consent by parents or ward but once you reach 18 and is not suffering from some particular ailments, once you kpeme, they will share your organs to the living

Wowwww!!!!

1Sharon:
The charges levied against them are also linked to modern day slavery.


It's likely they not only wanted the boy for his organs but also wanted to use him as a house boy/modern day slave.

Oh Sharon!!

Nawa o

See as our elder statesman humble.

luminouz:
Pussy did it for me. ..

Since you gay, get some bitterleaf syrup bro

At least you have agreed pussy keeps you healthy. Now I see why you are triggered by female rejection. Who wants to die?

luminouz:
Nigga, please go drink bitterleaf syrup....

I hear it's good for BP

I guess it worked for you. That is some good news.

johnpablo541:
So I worked for an American remotely, it was a full time gig. We usually have zoom meetings every morning to talk about yesterday's task and talk a little about today's task. ( the zoom meetings tire me i swear)

What I noticed about them is that they relate with you like you are their friend, love keeping up with time, and hate unnecessary excuses.

They have the most polite way of laying someone off.

The guy sacked me one time, cos I chatted him up to make a complain about the work we were doing that something wasn't working well.

He said i should jump on zoom so he shares his screen to explain the stuff to me, but I refused and told him that we can sort it out tomorrow morning.

Oga come vex say what was my reason for raising the issue when I don't want it to be solved then. Next morning i tried to login, I no get access again. Checked my mail and one long letter dey wait for me.

My own jejely removed me from Slack.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You offered him money when he didn't ask

So definitely, he would be suspicious. Maybe you have ritualistic intentions

We all know that they don't fail to ask.

If you want to know how nauseating this is, take the diversion from Lagos Ibadan Expressway heading to Ore.

Over 15 checkpoints and ALL are asking for Money. [/color]

Hmmm

Very true. Naija men don’t reject food, money or knacks. They only get suspicious when you give them without asking.

They would be like, is this a spy? Shey she get HIV ni? Abi love potion dey am?

GloriousGbola:
Sick leave is practically a crime in Yankee.Nutcases

And like you said, oyibos are not into effort without results. Nigerians are in love with, but you no see all the work I do?

Really? My American boss just loves you to keep working. The Brit freaks out when I work at night. Yea, they love results!!

Magnificent!

In my experience working remotely with foreign clients, I have noticed some things;

1) The Sir/Ma doesn’t cut it for them. They prefer being called by their first names. “Hello Andrew”, “Morning Ms Avery”

2) You can ask questions, but don’t ask every question. They are willing to teach, but don’t overplay it. Sometimes research and take initiative.

3) Europeans especially the Brits do not like excessive work. Just do some and leave some for the next day.

4) Americans do not mind if you work overtime. In fact, 40hrs a week is small thing in their books.

5) Don’t be moved by their niceties. A lot of times, it is just formality.

6) You don’t need the fake accent. Speak clearly and they would actually hear you. Most of them do!

7) They are huge on efficiency. You think you are working in Nigeria? Try working with a foreigner and you would know why you friends abroad are stingy. You work for every dollar.

8- Americans pay the best most times.

9) Avoid Asians. India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, whatever. Just avoid them if you can.

10) They know Nigeria. They have heard the good and of course the BAD! If you are nice to them, they open up. The first step is to start asking questions about Nigeria.

kayperry:
i don't owe you anything .... dial customer care and press 1

You actually owe me the loyalty and servility you have been giving me over the years. I m sure you haven’t been that consistent with your intelligent gf.

luminouz:
Wonders sha never end.

Sha take it easy. You BP is already 230/150. You are dying already my darling Redpillar!!!

BP checker. Your own BP is for with all the exclamation marks?

kayperry:
who needs a brain to screw or what did you think the mission was aunty stop dreaming

English pease…

GloriousGbola:
Burn the blasphemer !

Burned and hung upside down.

kayperry:
thats because instead of an MRI machine what you have on is diildo machine

Lol. Wetin concern MRI with figuring out your brain’s output? Who said you don’t have a brain? Trying to sound intelligent is very funny coming from you.

E no pay for Kayperry join.
Naso the werey take dropout come dey type nonsense online.

kayperry:
…

Replace the God with Allah and get burnt. Lucky chap you are.

kayperry:
why should i care about you when i av my finger to worry about ... when its that time of the month the brain sufferth it, pele

It is always that time of the month for you. Never seen your brain active. Some day hopefully…

kayperry:
so i scratched one i hope 250ml is enough

In your village you use sanitizers to disinfect wounds? Abeg which school you go? I am genuinely curious.

kayperry:
tiwa savage no get talent ..... you shoudnt have missed the clip besides when was the last time men were wrong.
no be here we jejely dey wey pocohantås use her mouth confirm .... redpillar was a witness

English has never been your forte. How exactly does that match with the topic at hand? Your intelligent gf is really trying sha. A man with such low mental capacity is definitely a struggle.

kayperry:
mabinu ! i thot prostitute are alway after money and gold diggers never give free sex .... find a man to interprete


can a man be responsible without finaance stop stressing me

You have never been a smart one, so it is understandable your thought process is one of lowest out there.

I am not angry at all. It comes with you.

kayperry:
Did i scratch a sliced wound, aunty shalaye back to back in less than an hour

E-warrior. Na to dey scratch wound online for 11 years.

Trolls are always unsuccessful and unproductive. So they convince themselves you have to a prostitute to make ends meet. Whereas all you do is make better use of your time, dedication and brain.

A classical example is Kayperry. 11 years a troll. People that have been on NL that long, take Jaruus as an example, are all top executives in various organisations.

luminouz:
Lmaooo
You sound ridiculous. Just shūt your piehole already.
The women singing "carry me dey go' are the ones rejecting men or what?

You are the one to shut up dearest Luminouz. You can actually break those your legs that look like tree stumps while jumping into conclusion. Yes, women reject men everyday- for good or bad reasons. If you come out of that your Ibadan, you would know what rejection feels like. So you better remain there and keep feeling like Mr World.

kayperry:
why stress me .... olosho is short & precise

How is gold digging prostitution? Are you this dumb or you are faking it?

Better get to work before your intelligent gf finds a financially responsible man.

kayperry:
Local champion, independent online, urgent 2k in reality shi shi shey mo jor lordcoke

I am not independent. You are mistaking me for your hardworking gf that labours while you have time to troll for 11 years. I am a proud gold digger.

kayperry:
wey back their is an old short woman that use to hawk shalaye herb .... such a small world

E-warrior. Make noise online, submissive in reality.

You are doing your best.

If all you stated here is as it is.
You are not the problem. Your unsupportive wife is the problem.

Over independence is not good for anyone. Many of you would be forming “I can handle my bills” during courtship. Only to end up with an unsupportive partner.

GreaterFuture:
Yes I'm buying from authorised Sellers obviously, I'm not buying fake.
But can't use the word luck, it's either some brands are more reliable or not.
Hisense is the focus tho, cos it's way cheaper than the rest... But if hisense is a no, is Haier Thermocool okay, that's the 2nd cheapest

Hisense is not by LG. Washing machines are hardly ever stressful appliances. Especially if you are going for top loader. I know someone that has been using their washing machine without issues. What I would never recommend is their refrigerator.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]For that bread to occupy two layers on that shelf shows it has its customers,
and they turn up regularly.

May God bless me to be able to afford it [/color]

Hahahahaha. You are a case. E say na two layers.

dalass:
A lot of guys are this way.... If they don't get to have you after politely rejecting their proposal (as if you must accept every proposal that comes your way. It hurts their big fat egos that they so much want to rub your face into a competition you're not even aware of...


A lot of guys should get on and forget what could have been. Imagine that he's still stalking her? Who knows whether he's behind her single status? Some will actually say if I don't have you, no one else will....

Guys, no be only one person is good enough poop. Stop stalking, killing or destroying ladies lives due to petty jealousies due to low self esteem!

Most actually…

They keep up with their EXes and every woman. Makes me wonder how they find that time despite claiming not to need marriage.

kayperry:
Read these Redpillar comment and tell me why marriage should not be considered achievement

i bet these one is desperate 49 going on menopause

No my dear, it means good men are going extinct. Now just take you for example. Why would a woman get married to you that proudly said he has been a troll for 11 years?

Our fathers were never this stupid.