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You no for taste jornwhite o

jornwhite:
omo abija fimile o.....

Ashawo pikin no dey fine normally

As far as no be jornwhite, then he might be d sexiest man

It can’t be jornwhite. That one would be jealous of the widow sef. Na why e no fit ever grow from one kind level

You did well ahni.e

jornwhite:
thats why you & your aunty wey mumu no fine

Your mama fine and she born you?
Mugu!

jornwhite:
such romantic explanation are only meant for poco ears, she knows where to find me when she is ready. ciao

Where have you run to? Omo ashawo.

jornwhite:
its all good as long as you are a representation of your mom tew

Of course, men have a way of mirroring their mothers. You didn’t update me on the cobweb eradication in your mother’a toto. E gree come out?

jornwhite:
Pocohantas want to subscribe for my porn, is that not an achievement, mama just need to know her son is now a star

and i pray your mom effort on your only brother tew won't be in vain, god wey do my own go answer your mama with fire

Heya, so you can be in pains like this?

She should know her son is her male version with a daughter in-law that shoots porn too. The apple doesn’t fall fa from the tree na. Why wouldn’t she see you as a star? No be there her brain reach? Children take intelligence from their mothers na.

DaddyCK:
bro wot guy kiss u? name please?

I am not gay dude. Maybe jornwhite is.

You think say everybody na Poco? You go cry blood today, after that, you find broom and clear cobwebs from your mama toto.

jornwhite:
conclusion: No matter how glorious any gbola is, it most point down like ada breast at the sight of poco ... all the small gurlz on NL wey start asawo work after you don dey achieve big things like iphone 13, see what aunty is using

What has your mother achieved? She still had to wait for you to grow and buy her two burner maxi cooker. But at least you didn’t starve to death

jornwhite:
thot you said he had stroke can't lace his shoe, mount or get it up ... so you are the turn off again

when i say pocohantas gave me ED then, many thot it was a joke

Your father had stroke? Okay, now it adds up. She had to do ashawo work to feed you. Poco gave you nothing, it is probably genetic. If your father had stroke, yours has started off as ED before it spreads out. Good your babe is okay with shooting porn, she might need it to feed your kids and the cycle continues…

jornwhite:
Now that was all Lame, i feel for you

did your boyfriend UnCloth pele

Yes, in front of your mother. She done position already

jornwhite:
I bring to the world, the real pocohantas,

zero home training, or maybe she is just a victim of you can't give what you don't have

Son of a prostitute. You have been giving what you have, brothel training without a father figure

jornwhite:
who asked for it, whose boring life need jornwhite porn for resuscitation

poco you know what let your pocohantas moniker cumma tell me that, i get receipt

Wetin this olodo dey talk? When them tell your mama to rest from ashawo work during pregnancy, she say no. Now they have used prick to poke all your brain. Moomoo

Odin13:
To Ndi Anambra

Soludo remains the best governor Anambra don get

Next to Chris Ngige

Anyhow all those imo and Abia sapiens wan do .. no be them go teach Anambrains .. with those humans dey always elect

Anambrains lead others follow

Till they start electing technocrats… and not criminals

Ndi Anambra will never take Obi noise serious

We control igbo narratives in igboland

All this foolish and imps trying to run Soludo are simply wasting dia mb and energy

E no go sale

A million thread on Soludo no go still sell

Anambra no be imo or Abia were dem Dey abuse and bully governor

E never happen

Instead we throw the okwute enter naija

Ndia amaru di ..

What exactly are u typing? Are you related to jornwhite and his mother?

reddingtonblack:
By there complexion you shall no dem daughters of jezebel,

thank god say is dark in complexion, otherwise sucre papito ti e tii baa

Is your mother fair? What happened to your father?

jornwhite:
seems someones life depended on it, that is what matters.

so its pocohantas alternate afterall, please hold on, yle your request is processing

Every Nairalander knows your history, it mustn’t be Pocohantas. So tell me again the lady with home training that is fcking you and can shoot porn? Abi is her mother in the same league with your mama?

jornwhite:
Just say you want to meet my mom, asawo like you sorry such offer are for gurlz with home training and pvssy that still grips pele wa ko oni ti e nii waju

No one wants to meet any member of your family. Person wey born you is of no use to this world. Girl with home training like the one you have been fcking that can shoot porn with u? A family of dunce. No single person get sense from mama to pikin

jornwhite:
Thot you had balls even tho i am fully aware the ones on your chest won't make a tennis egg ... however i refuse to join issues with a meaningless alternate moniker, pocohantas there is nowhere for you to hide, your brain odour will always give you out

Omo ashawo. Your mama dey hide? She no still wear lace go party of people with responsible children? Did they pursue her there because of her odour? Fool!

This can’t be jornwhite na. That one prefers to do electoral violence for APC

jornwhite:
WRITTEN and DIRECTED BY POCOHANTAS, was that suppose to be hard

you don't want your family to see how petty and petulant you are

Tips : to unravel an encrypted asawo badmouth her subtle market, if she insult you only naa civilized asawo, if she insult your mama naa local asawo price her less

Who is pocohantas? Is your mother aware of what you are? I bet she would have made a better choice of a husband. A good father figure would have fixed this mess.

Tips: To unravel the son of a veteran prostitute, he thinks every woman is his mother. Your mama na local ashawo. You were born into this, so you see your mother in everyone.

How far? Did the ewedu broom get the cobwebs out of her legs? Abi you need mopstick? Omo ashawo. Buy her another fake gas cooker, as her customers dey price her less, so she can’t buy one herself.

jornwhite:
so where did you my own advert placement, not surprise you crave trolling it tells how deprived and pathetic your life sucks for attention.

olodo rabata !! all its takes for any living thing to survive is just food & water and if what is like to be intelligentis you i rather be a dullard.
asawo go n subscribe lets help clear your boring cobweb filled life error b4 weekend

Your mother is the last asawo you should know. Go home this weekend, spread her legs wide like she did while in active service , then use her ewedu broom to remove the cobwebs there. You never mention your father, so I think he absconded after she tried to pin you on him despite having numerous customers. She needs a good lay.

And depression,

And finally suicide.

It is really bad out here.

Magnoliaa:
You know no say na Thor offspring he be. A crushing blizzard and the primitive nightmare of NL ladies. Even evolution dey him name sef. So he get plenty experience...but that love part I consider a mistake, frankly. Na Evolutionfear he supposed dey answer.

Hahahaha. Maybe the love is evolving into fear. The way they hype themselves sha. Which one be say babes here dey fear am. Say e be who?

cococandy:
Na who no know them dey listen to them.

Funniest thing ever is that most of (if not all of) their moms contributed financially to their lives. They come to NL and suddenly develop amnesia in order to score some cheap points. Very sad.

May my labor never be in vain. Amen

Hahaha. Amin o

Problem wey social media hardman go cause ehn. Anything to remain respected in the brotherhood.

GloriousGbola:
my understanding is that you should pick a fight with the biggest of them and beat him well in front of all of them.
that theoretically sends a message that you are not to be fked with

however this can also backfire as the guy may want revenge and look for a time when you have lose guard to retaliate

all these cult boys, their fight usually starts from do me i f=do you escalation

which mean you best just move out of the house

Wahala…

VeryWickedMan:
Kill them.

Smh

qtguru:
I think on NL we ask too much questions vs researching on how to research

It is the same everywhere, Qtguru.

cococandy:
There are millions of women like your wife.
Women who don’t contribute anything financially are in the minority.
Most women contribute financial resources to their homes and a statistically significant percentage are major or sole breadwinners

It is only on Nairaland that men do everything alone. Those women selling fish in the market under hot sun are doing so to buy shoe and makeup by Nairaland logic. Lol

Magnoliaa:
You see you're a very stupid fellow wey im life don burst. You no get sense. Were you not the one bragging the other day about how WE used to avoid you? Ozuor. Ordinary to mention monikers, you dey edit nonsense. Na so fear catch you reach? Why you no mention dem with your full chest if dem born your baga well? Epa.

Later he would claim ladies here are scared of him. Whereas he doesn’t even have the balls to mention them.