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hnmmm...I smell danger...

sixtus3606:
you didn't set your eyes on him, ma'am....na picture you see!
#NIGERIA

lol...my bad...u corrected me cos I made a mistake...den y call Nigeria into dis?....kids

Qualer:
the work has to be done by somebody, God will not come down from heaven and do it.
As it stands, i choose you for my 'refinement process'. true story!! come on girl, let God use you...

lol nt me dear..go and see ur pastor or better still prophet mylordship

tuffpivot:
yes o..... Replying u from d frozen planes of hell

lol....I thought as much...say hy to d devil for me

tranxo:
You must be....12?

nop dear..nt up to 12,am 6

Louboutin:
For someone who find it hard to comprehend simple paragraph, I say it would really be hard.

hmmm....yea I get it...fanx luv

eeeyaaa Pele...I feel for u

EkeBarry:
Tink am falln in love with ha alredy...splashes H2O on d face...wat r my evn sayn sef!

*takes d water from him*my dear u re deemed to fall in love ova and ova wif her...she is an angel and also creative....

akwana:
Some girls get pot belly. This pattern no go work.

so me dat is pot belied too,so d pattern no go work?so na billion to million I go dey turn d money to :-]

Happiness87:
be careful with that guy,

just an advice, that guy is foul, i pray he doesn't brainwash you but from what I see u are not strong enough, you will fall for his sweet tooth … its a pity, you gave him your number.

fanx dear....I will...

dis is d first time am setting my eyes on Celine's husband....old tho...go and rest grandpa

-0.00001/10

so dis guy dont marry born three kids I can dey die for am since.....make I look else were joor......and dose kids,na me for don born dem ooo...

hope no life was lost.....pathetic.

lezz:
lolz, too anxious to take it?
Don't you know your voice would have made a soothing sleep-enhancer for me.
Let me take a quick shower. Do you WhatsApp?

lol....maybe yea am on watsapp

my God I so much hate fire disasters....women and telemundo self....

lezz:
Yes, I just called you with my Glo line a now.

yea I saw it....

lezz:
OK, that's kind of you. I'm game.

seen it? should I remov it nw?

lezz:
I can, but this thread has attracted spirits of varying assortments. I fear to be a an easy target of the vengeful antics of nuisances I have dealt with here.

Do you own a BlackBerry perchance? It is always more secure.

lol......u re afraid?

nop I don't,I dnt av bbm pin....OK lemme type my number in my siggy,,,,will remove it wen you are done,should I?

lezz:
Oh, you triffle with my heart then. Do not make light of the sincere admiration I hold for you. My intentions for you are quite noble, although the soft stare of your eyes stir something deep within me.

Perhaps, if you bear no inhibitions for a little publicity, you can furnish other means that are convenient with which I can relate more freely with you.

lol....I didn't even understand all u spoke here oo....OK u knw wat,type Down ur number here den remove it in 5 min time.....will u?

I love dis guy tosyntomuch....keep it up dude....
10)~~~e~war....u dnt knw who is who....nt everyone here are humans....u might be insulting a beast,demon,evil spirit and u may nt knw....so be wise

lezz:
Spontaneity is the ability to be spontaneous, to undergo change swiftly. I could be in Anambra tomorrow for sure. So I can swiftly change from the virtual , (nairaland) to the physical (Onitsha) within 24 hours (tomorrow) .That's why I asked if you believed in spontaneity.

You will find an email notification in the email with which you opened your nairaland account. Check the inbox, you will see a message from nairaland informing you I want to converse with you.

Reply that email and you would have opened correspondence between us. My intentions are good.

I want to surprise you.

oh fanx for educatin me......
yea dats d problem,I dnt knw wat to press to reply...d reply button...

lezz:
Do you believe in spontaneity? Check your email and reply. I'm about to turn your virtual world of nairaland into that of flesh and blood.

lol...u don't knw wat u mean by spontaneity... fogiv my ignorance
well dats d problem here cos I don't knw he to send or reply mail....maybe u fink of anoder beta idea....

Descartes:
Just look at Burutai posing for a shot when a sensitive issue is been discussed. Smh

lwkmd

darey my super crush..... its better to be a rev sister Dan marry dat old ugly man.....

lezz:
You're right I work in Enugu and Delta is where my leisure-destinationleisure-destination be.

Anambra is actually sandwiched between Delta and Enugu and both are less than an hour's drive.

Besides I'm well acquainted with most towns in Anambra. So which one is hiding you?

lol...am a prophetess den for guessing rite

well dere is no town dats hiding me instead am d one hiding under its cover..... well its d famous Onitsha town...

lezz:
From the rubble of the broken spell of the disgraced, old wench comes the promise of an adventure for you and I.

Let us consign the threats of petkrust, the long toothed witch to the dumpster.

Would you be surprised if I told you the east is the region of my business? What part exactly are you domiciled?

oh!u do bizness in d east?well I stay in anambra state buh am a native of IMO state....I guess urs might be Enugu....am I rite?

lezz:
I've got to give it to you; you have all the enchantments of Delilah. I mean this positively. I just did a cursory swipe at your dp and you're beautiful with an effortless grace and shine.

You invoke multiple emotions within me : I want to hug you, kiss you and drag you into bed with me all at once.

Do not be perturbed, dearest, That e-witch is innocuous. She can't harm a pore in me anymore than I can get between a 100 cubic feet of President Buhari. I shall live.

After 90 days, she will get an incendiary reminder from me. Rest your soul. Where in Nigeria do you reside?

Sweet ladies like you deserve a fleshy gratitude.

waoooooo....fank u,fank u really good..I never knew u will heed to my plea,u should just let her be OK?

m blushing dear,fanx really good...her insults was really killing me,even tho she wasn't referring to me directly....just d state Edo is enough to scare d living being outa u...fank u ones more,and pls try and pray against those evil curses..will help u too.....
well am from a state in d south east...wish u d best of luck......fanx

lezz:
I see you have returned, taking the bait.

You give me 90 days? What? I give you 2 months to seek psychological remedy before you die of rage and paranoia.

You call yourself a royal daughter?
You're a daughter of flitting delusions, your demency has reached the stages of medical evasion.


I'll tell you. You need the promise of love, a pat on the back and a nice _fuck of reassurance. A fat, long, dick will chase your tormenting demons afar and make you that whole, happy women you were created to be.


You tarry on this path further, and I shall pronounce you irredeemable, your nightmares accompanying you to the nailing of your cheap coffin.

Idiota.

my dear,stop exchanging words wif her,u don't knw who is who here,don't be proud,pls ask her to forgiv u,if all she cursed u eventually comes to pass,u will be d one to suffer it,we nairalanders won't even knw wat is happening to u......

my dear swallow ur pride and cut all dis off,I knw u re nt at fault or better still send her a mail privately,pls love I beg of u....plssss

Jewelnutch:
Things like this shouldn't be discussed publicly, mail me your number or something.

if u don't wanna tel me here den forget it...dats why I opened dis thread,to get advices from people.....so are u advicin me or nt

beautiful black beauty....black rocks!