₦airaland Forum

Oshogbo weed has done it again!

maestroz:
Na make the insect no go enter the dude's brain to multiply and make a nation.

Bros this thing wey you talk got me thinking o

Sebi one oga like dis go obodo oyibo because of ear problem?

Sure say no be like dis "crockcroach" fit don follow reach him brain?

In short na crockcroach dey rule us for Nigeria since?

yemexy:
[i][/i]yeye religion if it Muslim you will all be saying nonsense now quote her she's not Christian abi more of you will soon be expose

Mother in Israel - Yoruba
The girls - Yoruba

You sef - Yoruba

This affects you more than the Christians just like that your sorry excuse for grammar

Shome36:
14-16 years? If a Muslim marry a girl at 17 you'll call it a rape...... what can you call this please? your hypocrisy is real Christians

You and them are sha Yoruba abi?

Oya talk about that one too.
Hypocrite

OP try using the names of people in the Quran first let's see how long you will last.

Anu mpama

Even the Egyptians didnt have this much plagues during the time of Moses.

This Pharoah wey una carry power give so...

mikolo80:
Why did they run out of China
Govt can block them if they want to
Read more
Rant less

Yes
You've spoken like a true scholar
China has over 3000 websites blocked.
By the way mark came in and left buhari and his people begged him to come back
Big difference Oga stop trying to sound intelligent without understanding.

Dee60:
And they would have shared 100 million dollars among themselves to mark the successful hosting of the young man! Also, a state dinner costing . That era of waste is gone forever hopefully.

Now we have one of drought and lack
Next time your pastor preaches prosperity ask him to shut the hell up

Dee60:
And they would have shared 100 million dollars among themselves to mark the successful hosting of the young man! Also, a state dinner costing . That era of waste is gone forever hopefully.

Now we have one of drought and lack
Next time your pastor preaches prosperity tell him he's an absolute eediot

kinibigdeal:
Mark Zuker came to Nigeria without the knowledge of the APC led government, he only came in as a ghost. But because of social media backlashing that he visited Kenya president withour visiting our king. They politically called him back. That alone is a disgrace to APC. PDP wont do that, you could see how the whole APC cabinet was shaking in front of just a student researcher in US. Shame on APC

You nailed it!

In addition dollar would be under 200naira
Fuel at 86 naira
Stupid people will still be saying if PMB was president fuel would be 45 naira electricity would be constant and dollar would be exchanging at 1naira to the dollar

Alas
Mark don come and the only thing we've heard from his meeting with APC people is that Abike Dabiri has plenty Facebook account.
Meanwhile people are leaving their children for bag of rice

Boleyndynasty2:
this Administration is just funny, what's the difference between First Lady and wife of the president? She even has a logo

Im not sure o but I think if dem quarrel she becomes first lady, but after dem settle she give am kunu drink...you guessed right she becomes wife of...

Tosyne2much bro its not just you o
The economic situation is holding men down. A happy spirit like yours normally would overlook a few challenges and move on ...however when it seems the challenges are getting more than the positives chances are you'll begin to feel this way.

I beg of you though don't let yourself slip into depression cos this is one door towards it.

As much as you can when you remember just like you did before writing this, make an effort to get out. Be with people who make you forget lifes worries for a while and be happy.

With time you'll get your old self back.

Always remember life fvcks us all and no one gets out of it alive.

All the best bro

This being the reason Mark was made to revisit Nigeria or what ? I still haven't heard any productive thing about the revisit.
The kids at cchub made a better impression on mark than this lot.

2019 now we go hear "Mark came to visit" as part of achievements.

Buffoons extraordinaire

clefstone:
but the then ACN and a certain Gen Buhari resisted the past govt's effort to remove subsidy

Even the devil himself fears the hypocrisy of the APC

basilo101:
I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off.

The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.

Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors.

After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars. In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.

Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.

To make matters worse, the president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL.

In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.

To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.

The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge. Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians.

For your information, if your president "kontunu" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking.


Source: Facebook post

Its been a long time a post made me stand up in ovation due to the wisdom exhibited.

Sir I'll even add a prayer in your own case. God will continue to bless you abundantly. Even before you seek his favour you will have people climbing over themselves to provide for you.

God bless you for this

mikolo80:
Who controls cac
Who controls visas
Who controls immigration
Who controls tax collector
Who determines tax
Who controls the courts
Doesn't matter how inconsiderate and negligent they are they are still the govt and you need them to not f your sht up
They are very powerful even if they don't use the power for the people
Why do you think dangote always smiling with them

Going by your assertation above google, yahoo & every company existing online have had to come and see them for us to continue using their websites abi?

Facebook Instagram WhatsApp all have registered offices in maitama or Allen avenue abi?

mikolo80:
Na brah
It's you that's been asleep
We've been in recession for 56 years
You just didn't know it

Oga make up your mind is it 16yrs yours tackling or 56?

Two stupid dogs.

Let's get them both boxing gloves and an arena let one person come out victorious whilst the other keeps shut forever all this social media banter like 2 jobless women has gotten really really lame.

Awon agbaya meji

alayi ni nkan se somebodies

mikolo80:
without them he will never get license to work in Nigeria
Over tax na im dem go take pursue am
Ordinary to register company name he no go see

What are you explaining Oga?
Now I understand how one person fit talk say him use how many million open Facebook account that time.

mikolo80:
your vote is irrelevant.
We won
We will win in 2019
Not because we will clear your doubts by then but because you failed for 16 years

Meanwhile na 2 power bank you get without fuel in your gen because its too expensive.

Wake up Oga you're in a recession which doubt are you clearing?

Izonpikin:
the apc admin is useless..how can a government plan to run our economy with loots recovered by past leaders...it's so funny..mumu government..let them make money..let them generate money..

Clueless government

You sef
Government that has been making noise about loot and claimed that's why Nigeria is like this
Oya see the money, now its not enough

Me I even want the dullard to rule for 20years to punish us well and wean us as a country of its major stupidity.

Imagine if he didn't win?
They would have been saying all sorts. Fuel would have been 45 naira blah blah blah

Una never start

Go harder buhari propaganda is what fits this country.
Meanwhile where is tinubu? Architect of destruction suddenly has learnt to close his mouth.

Awon oloriburuku sombodies

Walahi Mark Bleep up.
He did the right thing when he left for Kenya without bothering himself with these politicians. Seriously what does he stand to gain coming back to discuss what with these royal clowns?

Bubu that just had email address two weeks to election not to talk of Facebook account.

An eagle has no business with the opinion of turkeys.

miky:
Useless government, how can u suspend something without no plan in sight.. They delayed cabinet, delayed budget, delayed devaluation

...and delayed destinies of the zombies

Ahmeduana:
JUST SHOT UP YOUR MOUTH!

Yehman:
*Try and control the limit of your verbal diarrhoea
*Brain is an app, start using yours

teejaymiquel:
cnt bliv u are still alive

Am I to assume you guys never watched an episode of walking dead before?

Or you believe people like that waste of space are called zombies just for fun?

Pray, why waste any effort on him?
Do you abuse your poo cos it causes water to splash on your back side?
You people have time o I swear

MadamExcellency:
Keep telling yourselves lies for consolation having made the most grievous mistake of voting a man who has no other political capital nor credentials other than standing up for implementation of Sharia law in the year 2000 after Obasanjo's administration pronounced a temporary ban on the murderous law sweeping across northern Nigeria at the time.

The truth is that 2014 budget fiscal year ended on March, 2015.

The 2015 budget was signed into law by GEJ on 10th May, 2016, 19 days to Buhari's inauguration.

Stop spewing the nonsense meant to deceive gullible zombies among you.

God will continue to bless you even when the thought for it does not cross your mind.

You and your...in fact anyone associated with you will be blessed abundantly for this.

FB has done something about clickbait

please what is seun of NL waiting for bikonu?

I don already know say na Kenya e go be.
what is wrong with these people bikonu?

july66:
It must be early Mr Bakare. If it was PDP, you will not wait for 3 months before you shout pull him down for incompetence. Most times the comment of people like you are crowded by partisanship. This is rather unfortunate, MOG.

Don't mind him and his duck mouth.
hypocrite

No wonder they asked him to sign resignation letter even before election

Just like obu sanjo always trying to remain relevant unnecessarily.

anu mpama

screenshot from the legend of tarzan
Photoshop agbada on the gorilla and put it as a picture of a former General

...you people are wicked.

You can't tell me Rochas does not have a hand in this

Sheriff looks like a rodent